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Moirean

Moirean
SO EXCITED FOR REVAMP

Toz
yeah

Toz
when does it drop

Toz
?

Moirean
once he finishes polish

Moirean
sooner now that I sent him those messages

Toz
why is he fighting the Poles

Toz
what did they ever do to him

Moirean
poles?

Toz
polish

Toz
poland

Moirean
...dork

Moirean
polish

Moirean
like what you do to metal

Moirean
to make it shiny

Moirean
paul-ish

Toz


Moirean
F U TROLL

Moirean
i thought you were like, implying raz was PKing Ilyon or something

Toz

Moirean: I am oiyside smpkonh bit still chattinhbwow
Moirean: Chattinoibad. M g fyponh is hard

Moirean

Fffff still learning how to type on phinr

Moirean

Aldric going over old CDs...

[10:29:27 PM] Aldric: oh god just found a blank CD labeled 'nickelback'
[10:29:30 PM] Aldric: should probably just throw that right away

Moirean

[10:31:12 PM] Aldric: I swear if this new post on AIM thread is me
[10:31:12 PM] Aldric: ...

Trager

HEY HEY HEY..

What the fuck is wrong with nickleback?

Moirean

Oh, hon...

Aldric

Trager said:

HEY HEY HEY..

What the fuck is wrong with nickleback?

Not sure if I should be flagging this as troll or not.

Meyvitch

I like nickleback. I've not gotten any of their new stuff, but their old stuff is ok.

Moirean

[12:54:53 AM] Moi: it'll be an interesting dynamic now
[12:55:02 AM] Moi: aldric's above moi, vamp-wise
[12:55:06 AM] Aldric: I'm very, very excited for that
[12:55:07 AM] Moi: but she's still his commander
[12:55:08 AM] Moi: hahaha
[12:55:13 AM] Moi: you're excited to be above moi
[12:55:27 AM] Aldric: WHY DOES EVERYTHING I SAY SOUND LIKE SEXY INUENDO
[12:55:28 AM] Moi: you're excited moi's beneath you
[12:55:36 AM] Moi: you're excited to be on top of moi
[12:55:40 AM] Aldric: amg
[12:56:12 AM] Moi: now I see where the sexual subtext to vampires comes from

Eleanor

s u b t e x t
b u t t s e x

just sayin'

Moirean

Self-quote, but it got some laughs:

[12:17:55 AM] Moi: https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0266/20/1376505469306.jpg
[12:17:59 AM] Moi: that's what Moi looks like
[12:18:47 AM] Moi: found it on tumblr
[12:18:50 AM] Moi: but it's kinda perfect
[12:19:27 AM] Moi: http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/2a/0d/ac/2a0dac1ff99f58aba3203c51d9f9604c.jpg
[12:19:30 AM] Moi: and that's azudim moi
[12:19:50 AM] Moi: sharing equipment is problematic

Aishia

[9:27:04 AM] KK: SELL THAT CULLING BLADE RIGHT NOW
[9:27:09 AM] KK: I DEMAND IT

Sibatti

[1:53:06 PM] Zach: dude watafa
[1:53:08 PM] Amanda: ?
[1:53:12 PM] Zach: 20 bucks to change your address?
[1:53:17 PM] Amanda: with what
[1:53:57 PM] Amanda: don't change your address
[1:53:59 PM] Amanda: just forward it
[1:54:00 PM] Amanda: it's like $1
[1:54:05 PM] Amanda: then change your address with everything else
[1:54:12 PM] Amanda: the forward service will help ensure you don't miss anything you forgot
[1:54:19 PM] Zach: too late
[1:54:38 PM] Amanda: lmao
[2:05:06 PM] Zach: I think I got jipped.
[2:05:12 PM] Zach: DID THEY GET ME AMANDA? IS THIS LEGIT?
[2:05:34 PM] Amanda: possibly
[2:05:39 PM] Zach: https://www.change-of-address-online.com/change-of-address.php?gclid=CKymzt-M2sECFUeBfgodII4AZA
[2:05:42 PM] Zach: is where i went
[2:05:44 PM] Amanda: what
[2:05:46 PM] Amanda: why would you go there
[2:05:47 PM] Zach: DID I CHANGE MY ADDRESS OR GET HACKED
[2:05:54 PM] Zach: I DONT KNOW HELP
[2:05:56 PM] Amanda: oh my god zach
[2:06:03 PM] Zach: I typed change my address into the google box and then it took me there
[2:06:14 PM] Zach: IT LOOKED SECURE
[2:06:18 PM] Zach: THERE'S A LITTLE SECURY THING
[2:06:22 PM] Zach: AT THE BOTTOM
[2:06:26 PM] Zach: OH GOD I'M HACKED
[2:06:27 PM] Amanda: dude anyone can put those on a website
[2:06:36 PM] Zach:
[2:06:40 PM] Zach: This is why I need a wife.
[2:06:45 PM] Zach: Come be my life partner.
[2:06:49 PM] Zach: Do things like this.
[2:06:51 PM] Zach: I'll cook steak.

From the website:

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[2:08:05 PM] Amanda: oh god, i'm dying
[2:08:16 PM] Amanda: it's okay zach
[2:08:20 PM] Zach: Man.
[2:08:21 PM] Zach: Maaan.
[2:08:24 PM] Amanda: we're all smart in different ways
[2:08:33 PM] Zach: I don't do the googles, man.
[2:08:41 PM] Amanda: you're kind of an idiot when it comes to anything technology
[2:08:47 PM] Zach: I KNOW EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY WOMAN
[2:08:53 PM] Amanda: but hey, i don't know anything about fixing people up
[2:09:00 PM] Amanda: or shooting things while wearing a bush
[2:09:03 PM] Zach: Rofl.

I think I've figured out why he can't keep a PC healthy for very long.

Rashar

Dude my hand was barely wet when I fried that keyboard.

Whatever. Stupid website. Have my twenty bucks.

Moirean

[12:34:26 PM] Toz: if you say feller 3x fast
[12:34:28 PM] Toz: Rashar appears

Rashar

I felt really bad I was so sleepy last night and couldn't provide expansion to the fun-factor.

Moirean

Clearly we need to do some more cards against humanity soon!

Moirean

[1:49:57 AM] Aldric: IT'S WEIRD OKAY
[1:49:57 AM] Aldric: Today was a good day
[1:50:03 AM] Moi: oh?
[1:50:28 AM] Aldric: Three of us guys from the fraternity ended up baking cookies and watching christmas movies
[1:50:33 AM] Aldric: then I got here and aet has been fun
[1:50:38 AM] Aldric: and now taylor swift is happening
[1:50:50 AM] Moi: lol
[1:51:11 AM] Aldric: SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFFFFFF
[1:51:21 AM] Moi: dance it out taytay
[1:51:26 AM] Aldric: I am
[1:51:44 AM] Aldric: god I am so happy my roommates aren't here right now
[1:52:04 AM] Aldric: AND THE HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE BABY I'M JUST GONNA SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT OOOOOFFFF
[1:53:13 AM] Moi: lolololol
[1:53:20 AM] Aldric: please tell me you've heard this song before
[1:54:12 AM] Aldric: I think these songs make me so happy because I associate them with mixers where the sorority girls insist on playing them and we're all drinking and having a blast
[1:58:22 AM] Moi: lol yes I know these songs
[1:58:28 AM] Moi: i do not live under a rock
[1:54:29 AM] Aldric: like did you ever hear dark horse from katy perry?
[1:58:34 AM] Moi: how old do you think I am...

EDIT: HE GOT SUSPICIOUSLY SILENT THERE

Aldric

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Saervok

I am actually picturing those gorillas dancing to Taylor Swift now

Moirean

Toz: I was advised two fingers deep.

Toz

STFU, someone stop the world plz kthx.

Aldric

Not AIM or IRC, but this is what happens when you text @Moirean.

Moirean

you walked right into it

Moirean

Mariena: http://geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=3990

Moi: lolol

Mariena: thought you might enjoy ^^ It made me giggle

Moi: yeah banging superheroes sounds like it would hurt

Mariena: Except like.. Ironman

Mariena: maybe batman

Mariena: Because their superpower is money.

Aniko

This was skype but I imagine it counts.



[9:18:49 PM] Arie Marion: A scrap of fine parchment begins to follow you.
[9:18:55 PM] Marty McCadams: yeah
[9:18:56 PM] Marty McCadams: lol
[9:18:57 PM] Arie Marion: nian is such a fine piece of paper
[9:19:09 PM] Marty McCadams:
[9:19:19 PM] Marty McCadams: Mm look at the FINE calligraphy on that parchment.
[9:19:21 PM] Marty McCadams: Mm mm MMM

Serrice

[5:40:30 PM] Serrice: omenomenmomenomenomen
[5:40:32 PM] Serrice: what is an omen
[5:40:35 PM | Edited 5:40:37 PM] Serrice: the line is very vague
[5:40:45 PM] Serrice: and it does vague and generic 'unblockable' damage
[5:40:48 PM] Qwin: you know how like
[5:40:54 PM] Qwin: shamans can put the bad juju on you
[5:40:55 PM] Qwin: and it's a curse
[5:40:59 PM] Qwin: and later something bad happens?
[5:41:03 PM] Qwin: omen is the 'something bad' that happens later
[5:41:23 PM] Qwin: it's my malevolence
[5:41:37 PM] Serrice: but
[5:41:39 PM] Serrice: how does that manifest
[5:41:41 PM] Qwin: like I just put the shammy wammy on them
[5:41:53 PM] Qwin: if you walked outside and said 'man I sure hope I don't get hit by concentrated hatred today'
[5:42:01 PM] Qwin: and then a giant honeybadger attacked from above
[5:42:02 PM] Qwin: that's omen

Mariena

I love everything about that explanation. Especially shammy wammy.

Eydis

Meanwhile, on Skype:

Erant: Fucking cloooouuuddsss.
[12:48:46 PM] Erant: Wtb: sun.
[12:49:11 PM] Erant: It's been raining on Colorado for like two weeks, I'm done nao.
[12:49:33 PM] Fezzix: Sun God needs a sacrifice, bruh
[12:49:56 PM] Fezzix: Get a headdress, stick a bone through your nose
[12:50:01 PM] Fezzix: Wear nothing but a buttflap
[12:50:05 PM] Erant: Brb, killing one of the neighbor's goats and offering it's still beating heart
[12:50:11 PM] Fezzix: And rip the heart out of some virgin
[12:50:16 PM] Eydis: rooooofl
[12:50:21 PM] Fezzix: Make sure the goat is a virgin
[12:50:31 PM] Erant: Okay.
[12:50:41 PM] Eydis: hahaha omg
[12:50:53 PM] Eydis: You gonna do a pelvic exam first?
[12:51:10 PM] Fezzix: Just kill them one by one until you get lucky
[12:51:13 PM] Erant: Nonvirgin goat might get more rain yknow.
[12:51:17 PM] Vess: no, pretty sure he remembers which ones he has fu[edited]
[12:51:36 PM] Eydis: ROFL
[12:51:37 PM] Erant: : <
[12:51:58 PM] Eydis: Should post this on quotes
[12:52:03 PM] Eydis: on forums
[12:52:05 PM] Eydis: >.>
[12:52:14 PM] Erant: go for it.