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Periluna

Surprised this thread wasn't already re-created. Pretty obvious as to what it's for, I think.

I'll start off. 

[08:19] <Peril> qw

[08:19] <Peril> erk

[09:02] <@Zuhayr&gt; AmaraZzz, Denarii, feepbot, Lanira, Peril, SaritaSleep, SerriceObserver, vegasWarlord, Ymbryne1, Zuhayr, Zun.

[09:02] <@Zuhayr&gt; There are 11 players on this plane and 0 players on other planes.

[09:02] <Peril> thanks

[09:02] * Zuhayr nods.

[09:03] <Peril> you left out Yotsuba though >.>

[09:03] <@Zuhayr&gt; She has a hood.


I must be lagging. 

Merelii

That's some hardcore lag right there. How'd you manage to stay connected to the server?

Kiyotan

(12:55:22 AM) Arbre: No, it really is. There's like 10 people in Aet that can RP. You, me, and Kiralla.

Emelle

Arbre

[14:29] Benedicto: because a real man wants to be a bear

Arbre

[01:34] Rivas: I'm gonna have a series of rooms.
[01:35] Rivas: You see that Arbre is at Sitting on Rivas's lap.
[01:35] Arbre: Ehehe
[01:35] Rivas: You see that Arbre is at Pushed up against the wall.
[01:35] Rivas: You see that Arbre is at The kitchen, where she belongs.
[01:35] Arbre: .

Kiyotan

You see that Arbre is at The market, buying me a steak

Arbre

I will single-handedly fill up this thread.

Me: I was awake all night with heartburn.

Momma: We have tums or rolaids.

Me: I took Pepto and Milk of Magnesia.

Momma: Milk of Magnesia is a laxative.

Me: Which I'm still having diarrhea, so how -oh

Me: I thought it was the opposite

Me: That explains a lot.

Toz

Fill it up with what..? *suspicious *

Serrice

[13:23] <Serrice> omg fox

[13:23] <Serrice> http://i.imgur.com/ECcIuJ5.gif

[13:24] <bewulf007> I can't take your lycan pk seriously any more

[13:24] <bewulf007> as of that picture

[13:24] == bewulf007 has changed nick to Kog

[13:26] <Kog> 'Serrice viciously mauls your left arm' is now adorable

[13:26] <Amara> lol

[13:26] <Amara> lovemauls

Benedicto

...if they start making out, i quit

just now

/emote half closes his eyes and leans towards $rivas, a desperate expression of need on his features. "Oh Rivas." He mumbles softly, breathing as his lips close and pucker, inching closer to your own.

Rivas

welp

just threw up in my lap

thanks for that

Rivas

STOP LIKING THAT POST, DAMMIT

Rivas

As a followup:

thestarfruit

Well, Benedicto and Rivas ARE both single!

and SEXY

Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams...

...

your away message is oddly appropriate here

Arbre

It's me again, Margaret.

[02:38] Rivas: you've never played "hide the mace" before?

Benedicto

This thread is turning into the Bene and Rivas homoeroticism thread and should be renamed appropriately.

Rivas

I just need to stop talking to you people on messenger, clearly. Jesus.

Periluna

Sit down at my computer and this is the first thing I see

[spoiler]

[22:43] <@Everlong&gt; See, in dieselpunk you drive shit like this little boner-generator: http://i.imgur.com/Ketjl.jpg

[22:43] <@Everlong&gt; I could see that being billed as the "gentleman's leisurely car of tomorrow" or some shit

[22:43] <@Rivas&gt; oh man

[22:43] <@Rivas&gt; if only it were actually a "bonergenerator"

[22:43] <@Everlong&gt; XD

[22:43] <@Peril&gt; ...

[22:43] <@Everlong&gt; Like maybe it had an engine inside that derived power from hardons?

[22:43] <@Rivas&gt; FUELED BY BONERS

[22:44] <@Rivas&gt; it's like the green lantern and his ring-and-lantern

[22:44] <@Everlong&gt; If your car runs out of juice, just plug yourself into the auxiliary port

[22:44] <@Rivas&gt; every now and then, you just have to touch it to the generator

[22:44] <@Rivas&gt; BAM, powered up

[22:44] <@Everlong&gt; snrk
[/spoiler]

Moirean

 Moirean 4:11 am
    oh snap
    bene so cold

 Danny Finn 4:12 am
    haha
    IF ONLY YOU KNEW HIS HEART MOIREAN!

 Moirean 4:14 am
    lolol
    I DREW IT FROM HIS CHEST AFTER THE LAST LESSER BATTLE
    AND ATE IT
    MOIREAN KNOWS IT WELL
    IT WAS YUMMY

Danny Finn (Benedoodio) is offline 4:14 am
IMs are delivered when the buddy signs in. 

 Moirean 4:14 am
    well
    that scared you off

Angwe

Benedicto said:

...if they start making out, i quit

just now

/emote half closes his eyes and leans towards $rivas, a desperate expression of need on his features. "Oh Rivas." He mumbles softly, breathing as his lips close and pucker, inching closer to your own.

Rivas

welp

just threw up in my lap

thanks for that

This is now cannon.

Lin

You're not helping any with the homoerotic undertones, Angwe.

Moirean

[9:28:17 PM] Samuel George: I put an update in recently for bloodborn

[9:28:23 PM] Samuel George: I think I forgot to post it

[9:28:24 PM] Samuel George: er, post about it

[9:28:28 PM] Moi: post?

[9:28:33 PM] Samuel George: It's on skydrive

[9:28:37 PM] Samuel George: just didn't make a news post

[9:28:41 PM] Moi: news post?

[9:28:43 PM] Samuel George: Right

[9:28:44 PM] Samuel George: On TRD

[9:28:49 PM] Moi: what's trd?

[9:28:54 PM] Moi: lol sounds like turd

[9:28:56 PM] Samuel George: Aren't you in the Citadel clan?

[9:29:01 PM] Moi: there is a clan?

[9:29:03 PM] Samuel George:

[9:29:05 PM] Samuel George: sec...

[9:29:20 PM] Samuel George: You're full

[9:29:48 PM] Moi: 

A token of discount fades from existence as it is used up.

You pay 16 credits and receive a medal of meritorious bureaucracy.

[9:29:50 PM] Moi: ...ffs

[9:30:01 PM] Samuel George: ...

[9:30:03 PM] Samuel George: dear lord

[9:30:11 PM] Moi: they really need to create a syntax for using those tokens

[9:30:19 PM] Moi: articall pulls them out of my pack

[9:30:40 PM] Moi: ...benecorp

[9:30:41 PM] Samuel George: I make posts here when I update

[9:30:41 PM] Moi: lol

[9:31:02 PM] Samuel George: Please be sure to read the help files

[9:31:15 PM] Moi: kk thanks

Help Index: The Clan of Benecorp Ltd

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Composed by: Lanira

Composed on: 2013/02/23 01:23 GMT

Avoiding Pregnancy            Becoming Pregnant

Detecting Pregnancy           Get Citadel

Welcome                       Bene's Terrible Secret

Contact Lanira

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[9:31:30 PM] Moi: do i HAVE to

[9:31:59 PM] Moi: oh god

[9:32:23 PM] Samuel George: THERE IS NO CHOICE

Benedicto

All mandatory reading

Nola

I felt the same way when I first saw them.

They're actually pretty disappointing! No special Bene secrets we didn't already find out about.

Angwe

...So, what is Bene's terrible secret?

Daskalos

A hoax.

 

<7365/7365h 7705/7705m 29400e 32400w <eb> <csdb>> <100|100|100|100|86.90%> <10:06:12:318> clhelp realindex
Trd: Realindex
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Avoiding Pregnancy            Becoming Pregnant
Citadel                       Contact Lanira
Detecting Pregnancy           Get Citadel
Index                         Welcome

Benedicto

Why you gotta spoil everything Dask?! 

Orus

I never knew about clhelp realindex and spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out why I couldn't see that clanhelp.  

Crap.

Arbre

[01:46] Aryanne: I accidentally typoes WHO as WHOA and get
[01:46] Aryanne:  "Whoa..." you say with clueless fascination.
[01:47] Aryanne: to which I get told "Best two words to describe Aryanne ever. Clueless Fascination"

Rivas

@Devin scares me sometimes.


[10:27] Devin: i think i should lay off raccooons
[10:27] Me: ...what
[10:27] Devin: i've been stabbing them in the back of the head for like... 30 min

Moirean

Toz gives you a small smile as he finally draws back. "It is alright," he promises again in the same quiet voice. "Be well, Moirean. I love you." And with that, he begins to disentangle himself from you carefully, movements pointedly slow and deliberate as he tries to avoid startling you.

You have emoted: Moirean reluctantly lets you go, her hands dropping to her side as she remains seated in the grass. Behind her, a few petals slowly fall free from the flowering plum tree, drifting in a lazy spiral to the ground - their idle, fluttering fall contrasts her pose, highlighting how still she sits as she watches you leave her.

jjloraine 1:39 am
    NIGHT THEN
    :-P

 Toz1:40 am
    it's morning here >_>

 jjloraine 1:40 am
    that was totally an asian movie scene

Toz 1:40 am
    lol, I threw out a thought

 jjloraine 1:40 am
    plum blossoms fluttering down as the hero walks away, leaving the girl sitting alone

Toz 1:40 am
    'like a painting!'

 jjloraine 1:40 am
    lol

Toz 1:42 am
    ...
    I would hesitate to call Toz a hero

 jjloraine 1:42 am
    well
    the leading man then

Toz 1:43 am
    Moirean's the leading man

 jjloraine 1:43 am
    ...
    GOOD NIGHT PRINCESS

Arbre

Spoilered because it's a little dirty.

[spoiler]
[01:48] Haven: Florida strippers are a real gem. The one I met last time I was down there was lactating. Just thought you should know!
[/spoiler]