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Me:

Carnifex

I don't know what the fuck that guild even is

Emelle:

haha

Me:

Except they have halberds

Emelle:

loch

Me:

Oh

whatamIthinkingof..

Emelle:

well, i think

unless moirean moved it

i think that is what you’re thinking of

or infernals?

i confuse them

are they the same?

idon’tknowthings

Me:

No idea

Emelle:

XD

we’re old.

Me:

We're so out of touch with so much shit

Procell

(8:13:21 PM) Erzsebet: I made deceptive cupcakes and brought them to work
(8:13:48 PM) Erzsebet: and I made cake and cupcakes for the party thing on saturday
(8:13:50 PM) Erzsebet: >.>
(8:14:11 PM) Me: What is a "deceptive cupcake"?
(8:14:15 PM) Me: I'm imagining a bakesale in honor of Severn
(8:14:22 PM) Erzsebet: a blue raspberry cupcake
(8:14:26 PM) Erzsebet: that is green
(8:15:58 PM) Rivaine: I like my thought better
(8:16:03 PM) Erzsebet: me too

Lin

Benedicto: I've got an almighty log from yesterday

Benedicto: it was like the Chak and Moi tag-team

Benedicto: with a little bit of Haven at the end

Rivas

Sounds like he's taking a poop.

Arbre

[17:22] Benedicto: for some reason, I just saw your name on AIM and I started singing
[17:22] Benedicto: Dooo doo dee doo dee dee doo dee doo doo B-Arbres-ra Streisand

Moirean

Talking to Toz about exercise stuff:

Me: girl mags always have exercise rotations you can do

Toz: Moimoi

Toz: I don't want to do kegles

Moirean

Newbrus returns:

Moirean

mailed the knife

Aldric

Aldric

knife reduces comms by how much?

Aldric

I have 83 wood trying to figure out how many vials to make >_>

Aldric

oh I made 27

Aldric

...you aren't supposed to wield the knife to use it, are you?

Moirean

you are

Moirean

newb

Moirean

i'll come bring you wood

Moirean

lemme finish here

Aldric

WINK WINK

Moirean

....no

Aldric

XD

Aldric

I remember the days when it was easy as hell to find undead everything in shops

Moirean

guild shop should have most everything

Aldric

....

Aldric

I also just remembered I have trans reanimation

Moirean

....rofl

Aldric

let's see if I can find my aliases to make these

Aldric

omfg now I'm activating an auto reflector trying to refill

Aldric

what the hell is this

Aldric

...................................

Aldric

Ebrius (Reanimation)                          Known: Yes

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You are now able to ferment the hallucinogenic ebrius serum from the

following ingredients:

- 30 Testes slices

Aldric

(System): Making 2 ebrius serums

You remove 60 testis slice, bringing the total in the cache to 734.

Aldric

You casually drop sixty testis slices into the cauldron, and they land with a soft thud.

Aldric

You begin the fermentation process.

You quickly utter a few words over the cauldron and the contents bubble and ferment until nothing is 

left but fiery Ithmian cinnamon whiskey.

Aldric

that is not ebrius omfg

Moirean

XD

Moirean

GLUG GLUG DRINK UP

Aldric

I took two sips and was drunk

Aldric

what has happened to my character

Arbre

[02:13] Trager: I just piddled on the floor.

Moirean

Kaolla: But the length.. It is so intimidating

Mariena

[10:10:43 AM] ᴍᴏᴏɴᴀ: valakris just needs a snickers

[10:11:17 AM] Mariena: rofl! YES, we need to fill a catapult full of snickers and fling them at his open mouth

[10:11:49 AM] ᴍᴏᴏɴᴀ: "Valakris, have a snickers. You get a little Corrupted when you're hungry."

Aarbrok

Moirean

Oh Ferrik I love you...

[8:04:59 PM] Ferrik: Hey people get all hung up over the fact that I'm not really a crocodile.
[8:05:03 PM] Ferrik: <.< OH SHIT I MEAN
[8:05:12 PM] Moi: WAIT WHAT YOU AREN'T?!
[8:05:16 PM] Ferrik: I DIDN'T SAY THAT. DELETE DELETE.
[8:05:23 PM] Moi: *STARE*

[8:12:26 PM] Ferrik: High chance I'm at work and on my phone.. so with auto-correct, my replies are slow.. you see crocodile talons aren't made for swype.
[8:12:57 PM] Moi: ahhh
[8:13:08 PM] Moi: ticks tap tap clicka clack
[8:13:23 PM] Ferrik: *drops phone* "MOTHERF--"
[8:13:38 PM] Ferrik: ..and then proceed to death roll a smartphone

[8:22:38 PM] Ferrik: YUS! A greeeeeeeeeeen card. Because I'm greeeeeen.

Aarbrok

So I decided to harvest and check my cache....

Aarbrok: when did the cache get pretty?
Eleanor: just the other night
Eleanor: keep up, god
Eleanor: there's also IC MISSING
Aarbrok: ooooh
Aarbrok: I have no sac
Aarbrok: crai evrytim
Eleanor: alas
Eleanor: alack
Eleanor: a sac is what you lack
Eleanor: you sack lackin'
Aarbrok: There are no jokes to crack, bout the lack of my sac, I have none in my cache, a pouch nor my pack. I could easily buy them, along with a snack, for the labor is hard finding snakes out back.
Eleanor: you are an amazing human

Aarbrok: im pretty sure the chemicals in my brain say im mildly insane
Aarbrok: but thank you

Ashmer

gchat today:

Solaria: wtf

You are weird as hell.

Stathan

Haven bails on the raid web and says to send him a message on AIM if we need anything. I had to channel my inner @Nesventesh for this one <.<



9:47 PM
Me,
BABY I NEED YOUR LOVIN! GOT TO HAVE ALL YOUR LOVIN! BABY I NEED YOUR LOVEN NOW!!

9:49 PM
HavenLocke
;-;

Me,
*thumbsup*

Aarbrok

[9:17:04 AM] Moi: every city has a crafting guild
[9:17:11 AM] Moi: i think the spirean one should be called a union
[9:17:14 AM] Moi: cuz, freedom
[9:17:22 AM] Brokes: I support this message
[9:17:23 AM] Moi: #yoso
[9:17:27 AM] Moi: you only spirean once
[9:17:28 AM] Brokes: Lord Ronaldo stamps official documents
[9:17:30 AM] Moi: i dunno
[9:17:34 AM] Moi: we need a #
[9:17:36 AM] Moi: #hroagh
[9:17:40 AM] Brokes: YES
[9:17:48 AM] Moi: let's start signing posts with that
[9:17:52 AM] Brokes: oh god
[9:17:59 AM] Moi: whenever anyone posts something with booze or silliness or epic RP
[9:18:01 AM] Moi: #hroagh
[9:18:05 AM] Brokes: ROFL
[9:18:14 AM] Moi: this is now a thing
[9:18:19 AM] Brokes: it is a thing
[9:18:31 AM] Moi: #hroagh #chairimped #dealwifit
[9:18:44 AM] Brokes: #putsomevodkaonit
[9:18:49 AM] Moi: XD
[9:19:03 AM] Moi: #puts a bug on it
[9:19:17 AM] Brokes: #justanexplosion
[9:19:20 AM] Moi: XD
[9:19:24 AM] Moi: #mindtheballs
[9:19:24 AM] Brokes: XD
[9:19:47 AM] Moi: oh spinesreach



The Chair-imp and the Grand Courser cannot be left to their own devices at 9 AM

Moirean

#HROAGH

This message approved by the Spirean Committee of Hroaghan Affairs.

Moirean

[9:57:56 AM] Aarbrok: I need a hot gay man-farmer

Piper

Aarbrok totally needs one of those. Maybe a flock of them, even.

Aarbrok

YES.

Moirean

Toz
moi

Toz
how do you get a soulstone

Moirean
....

Toz

Current deathlore: So useless, I don't even have a soulstone. Clrly.

Solaria

No context required. NSFW. @Stathan ...just -facepalm-

Stathan
‎9‎:‎59‎ ‎PM ./molesters your childe‏

me
‎9‎:‎59‎ ‎PM Nasty man. So nasteh of you.‏

Stathan
‎9‎:‎59‎ ‎PM I'm on mah troll actually‏

It would end horrifically with bodily fluids flying in all directions‏


me
‎9‎:‎59‎ ‎PM O.o‏


wtf‏


Stathan
‎9‎:‎59‎ ‎PM Yes, I went there.‏


‎10‎:‎00‎ ‎PM xD‏


me
‎10‎:‎00‎ ‎PM W T F‏


Stathan
‎10‎:‎00‎ ‎PM >.>‏



me
‎10‎:‎00‎ ‎PM You know it's getting quoted, right?‏


Stathan
‎10‎:‎01‎ ‎PM Sorry what is? I have no idea what you're talking about.‏


You fabricated it all. I said nothing.

Stathan

To quote the new Blacksmith in spines. "HROAGH!!"

Moirean

So Spinesreach got a bamf guitar...

[1:53:30 AM] Moi: heh
[1:53:39 AM] Moi: i'm asking if we can get it made as a room feature
[1:53:45 AM] Aarbrok: that would be awesome
[1:53:48 AM] Moi: yarr
[1:53:56 AM] Aarbrok: put it with the Piano
[1:54:01 AM] Aarbrok: in the Institute to the Southeast
[1:56:44 AM] Aarbrok: I wonder if they would
[1:56:51 AM] Moi: would what?
[1:56:56 AM] Aarbrok: put it there
[1:57:00 AM] Aarbrok: with the piano
[1:57:02 AM] Aarbrok: in the institute
[1:57:06 AM] Moi: to the southeast?
[1:57:06 AM] Aarbrok: to the southeast
[1:57:08 AM] Moi: XD
[1:57:09 AM] Aarbrok: ...
[1:57:11 AM] Aarbrok: XD

You know it's bad when we use the city memes in normal conversation...

Mephistoles

Since @Razmael and chicken came up in the same sentence on the forums I decided to report this very old log. This is before Raz was Raz, so the names have been changed to protect his former identity. Everything else is the same. I hope you guys enjoy it.

September 15th, 2006

[17:33] (Razmael) Okay
[17:33] (Razmael) Guys
[17:33] (Razmael) I need help.
[17:33] (Razmael) I need to make my sister's dinner.
[17:33] (Razmael) And uh.
[17:33] (Kikon) dinner
[17:33] (Kikon) right
[17:33] (Razmael) I have a chicken
[17:33] (Razmael) But
[17:33] (Razmael) I like
[17:34] (Razmael) Don't know what to do with it
[17:34] (Razmael) ;-;
[17:34] (Kikon) ...is it dead?
[17:34] (Razmael) ..yes.
[17:34] (Razmael) I'm like.
[17:34] (Kikon) ...and plucked?
[17:34] (Razmael) Supposed to remove the chicken
[17:34] (Razmael) The meat
[17:34] (Razmael) And uh
[17:34] (Razmael) I dunno how ;-;
[17:34] (Atrapoema) ...
[17:34] (Atrapoema) wtf Raz?
[17:34] (Razmael) And I want to touch it as little as possible
[17:34] (Razmael) fuck
[17:35] (Kikon) Sorry Raz, I'm like... banned from the kitchen after I tried to make meat patties and failed miserabley
[17:35] (Razmael) I'M NOT USED TO THINGS THAT I HAVE TO PREPARE BEFORE DOING STUFF WITH IT
[17:35] (Kikon) ).)
[17:35] (Razmael) Anyone?
[17:35] (Razmael) Plz?
[17:35] (Atrapoema) ...why don't you just have chicken that you stick in the mic for a few minutes and serve?
[17:35] (Razmael) Before the cats jump on the bench and run away with it?
[17:35] (Razmael) YES
[17:35] (Xarian) stick your finger in it's butt. it's squishy
[17:35] (Razmael) THAT'S THE KIND OF CHICKEN I HAVE
[17:35] (Razmael) I'VE DONE THE MICROWAVE THING
[17:35] (Razmael) I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT
[17:35] (Razmael) ;-;
[17:35] (Atrapoema) ...so, unwrap it and stick it in the microwave for the time on the package?
[17:35] (Kikon) ...you eat it generally
[17:35] (Xarian) serve
[17:35] (Razmael) I'VE DONE THE MICROWAVE THING FFS
[17:36] (Razmael) I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SERVE IT
[17:36] (Razmael) WHERE DO I REMOVE THE MEAT FROM?
[17:36] (Atrapoema) ...on a plate?
[17:36] (Razmael) ...
[17:36] (Kikon) Just cut it up into slices Raz
[17:36] (Xarian) o.O
[17:36] (Razmael) ffs
[17:36] (Razmael) Why did I ask how to cook on IRC?
[17:36] (Atrapoema) I'm...confuzzled.
[17:36] (Razmael) You guys are all nerds
[17:36] (Razmael) )_(
[17:36] (Kikon) ...
[17:36] (Atrapoema) It's not hard. Microwave. Throw on a plate. Eat.
[17:36] (Kikon) ^
[17:36] (Kikon) you dill
[17:36] (Atrapoema) I don't get this 'removal' procedure.
[17:37] (Kikon) I think
[17:37] (Kikon) He might mean
[17:37] (Kikon) Cutting it into the breast, drumroll type thing
[17:37] (Kikon) drumleg rather
[17:37] (Atrapoema) Uh...
[17:37] (Inharket) EW
[17:37] (Inharket) You can't microwave it
[17:37] (Xarian) drumstick?
[17:37] (Kikon) drumstick!
[17:37] (Kikon) Brilliant!
[17:37] (Inharket) So gross.
[17:37] (Atrapoema) Wait, he has a whole fucking chicken?
[17:37] (Xarian) i've never heard of a microwaveable chicken ).(
[17:38] (Inharket) You can get them
[17:38] (Inharket) They just turn out horrid.
[17:38] (Razmael) YES I HAVE A WHOLE FUCKING CHICKEN
[17:38] (Inharket) And make you sick.
[17:38] (Razmael) AND YOU CAN MICROWAVE IT
[17:38] (Inharket) Razmael.
[17:38] (Razmael) IT SAYS SO ON THE PACK
[17:38] (Inharket) Remove both breasts.
[17:38] (Atrapoema) ...dude, I would have so gone for the chicken strips.
[17:38] (Inharket) Of the chicken, dear.
[17:38] (Razmael) Dude
[17:38] (Xarian) you microwaved a whole fucking chicken? o.O
[17:38] (Inharket) Then the wings.
[17:38] (Razmael) I've never seen breasts before
[17:38] (Razmael) wtf do they look like
[17:38] (Kikon) ...I'm dying of giggling here
[17:38] (Atrapoema) ...
[17:38] (Kikon) ;-;
[17:38] (Inharket) Okay
[17:38] (Atrapoema) Omfg.
[17:38] (Atrapoema) Hahahahha.
[17:38] (Inharket) Make sure the chicken is on it's 'back'
[17:38] (Xarian) imagine you're standing behind the chicken and fondling it. That's where the breasts would be
[17:38] (Kikon) ...that needs to be quoted and taken out of context
[17:38] (Razmael) Okay.
[17:39] (Xarian) like a sheep, but smaller and higher up
[17:39] (Atrapoema) LMAO
[17:39] (Razmael) ...
[17:39] (Inharket) Then find the two prominent parts.
[17:39] (Inharket) To either side of the center bone.
[17:39] (Atrapoema) ...this is so fucking funny.
[17:39] (Razmael) Okay..
[17:39] (Razmael) Um. How about I take a photo of the chicken
[17:39] (Razmael) Upload it
[17:39] (Razmael) And you can like
[17:39] (Atrapoema) ...lmao
[17:39] (Atrapoema) Hahahahha.
[17:39] (Razmael) Place a big red mark on it in MS Paint
[17:39] (Razmael) ;-;
[17:40] (Atrapoema) Man, microwavable chicken strips ftw.
[17:40] (Kikon) ...
[17:40] (Atrapoema) BWAHAHAHAHA
[17:40] (Xarian) i still can't believe you microwaved a whole chicken
[17:40] (Xarian) that's going to be nauseating
[17:40] (Atrapoema) ^
[17:40] (Razmael) )_(
[17:40] (Razmael) I didn't know
[17:40] (Razmael) THAT'S WHAT THE PACKET SAID
[17:40] (Atrapoema) I've...never seen a microwaveable whole chicken.
[17:40] (Kikon) Army
[17:40] (Xarian) was it in a packet with sauce or broth or anything?
[17:41] (Atrapoema) And I've seen a lot of microwaveable foods.
[17:41] (Razmael) It's one of those chickens
[17:41] (Razmael) That come precooked
[17:41] (Xarian) that's disgusting
[17:41] (Razmael) And you just have to reheat it
[17:41] (Xarian) oh...
[17:41] (Atrapoema) ...ew.
[17:41] (Inharket) You can buy raw ones too.
[17:41] (Xarian) still ew
[17:41] (Inharket) I hope uh
[17:41] (Inharket) It wasn't in a foil pack
[17:41] (Atrapoema) That's like...reheating macarone. It just doesn't work.
[17:41] (Inharket) And you put it in that in the microwave.
[17:41] (Razmael) "REHEATING INSTRUCTIONS: Reheat in the microwave by removing chicken from bag and placing in microwave
safe dish. Reheat on medium/high until warmed through and enjoy immediately"
[17:41] (Atrapoema) ...macaroni.
[17:42] (Inharket) Oh good.
[17:42] (Inharket) Anyway
[17:42] (Razmael) I dunno what you guys are talking about... I've never heard of raw chicken before
[17:42] (Xarian) enjoy immediately
[17:42] (Kikon) ...
[17:42] (Xarian) wtf is so incomprehensible about that
[17:42] (Kikon) It's where you kill it and it's raw?
[17:42] (Razmael) I CAN'T EAT THE CHICKEN HOW IT IS
[17:42] (Razmael) Look
[17:42] (Kikon) Like... not pre-cooked
[17:42] (Razmael) I'll take a fucking photo
[17:42] (Xarian) why not?
[17:42] (Razmael) Brb
[17:42] (Atrapoema) ...omfg, hahaha
[17:42] (Kikon) ...
[17:42] (Inharket) ...
[17:42] (Kikon) Poor Raz
[17:42] (Xarian) ).(
[17:42] (Atrapoema) Raz's kitchen challenged.
[17:43] (Xarian) nobody's -that- kitchen challenged
[17:43] (Atrapoema) Raz is.
[17:43] (Xarian) get a knife and cut pieces off ).( put them on a plate and eat them
[17:43] (Atrapoema) That's what I would have done.
[17:43] (Inharket) The woman at the net cafe and I are in hysterics.
[17:43] (Xarian) this is going to be a boring dinner if it's just microwaved chicken
[17:43] (Atrapoema) Getting at the food is all that matters in the end.
[17:43] (Atrapoema) make sure it's warm, eat.
[17:43] (lup[working]) ya for giant cookies
[17:44] (Razmael) I HAVE AN EXCUSE I AM MALE
[17:44] (Kikon) ^
[17:44] (Razmael) And uploading
[17:44] (Inharket) Dear god.
[17:44] (Inharket) GIve it to me.
[17:44] (Xarian) Raz
[17:44] (Inharket) Fool.
[17:44] (Xarian) i cooked a raw turkey last night. raw!
[17:44] (Razmael) .
[17:45] (Atrapoema) ...dude, being male is no excuse.
[17:45] (Atrapoema) Don't disgrace my gender, plz.
[17:45] (Xarian) and i'm more or less male
[17:45] (Xarian) ya rly
[17:45] (Razmael) Photobucket is so slow.
[17:45] (Inharket) We only have it at christmas.
[17:47] (Razmael) http://i.imgur.com/G3Jy98x.jpg
[17:47] (Razmael) Chicken
[17:47] (Razmael) Halp
[17:47] (Atrapoema) ...see, I'd just take a fork to it.
[17:47] (Inharket) The parts to the left.
[17:47] (Razmael) (Ignore the fact that wing kinda fell off... I was poking around trying to figure out wtf to do)
[17:47] (Atrapoema) And eat it that way.
[17:48] (Razmael) .
[17:48] (Razmael) My sister is nine
[17:48] (Razmael) She can NOT eat a whole chicken
[17:48] (Inharket) Right on the top.
[17:48] (Razmael) Okay
[17:48] (Razmael) Yeah?
[17:48] (Atrapoema) Tear her off the legs, then.
[17:48] (Inharket) Okay
[17:48] (Xarian) Raz. it's meat. let your caveman instincts take over. JUST FUCKING EAT IT!
[17:48] (Inharket) See how there's sort of a line down the middle?
[17:48] (Razmael) Yeah.
[17:48] (Inharket) To either side of that, to the left.
[17:49] (Inharket) They're the breast sections. The nice white parts of the meat.
[17:49] (Inharket) Pull off one of those.
[17:49] (Inharket) And a drumstick.
[17:49] (Razmael) Okay
[17:49] (Razmael) Thanks
[17:49] (Inharket) That's where the most meat is.
[17:49] (Kikon) Tear it to pieces you vicious thing
[17:49] (Razmael) Right
[17:49] (Razmael) If I'm not back in less than thirty minutes
[17:49] (Razmael) You know something went horribly wrong
[17:49] (Razmael) Call the cops
[17:49] (Xarian) that poor chicken does not deserve this ).(
[17:49] (Inharket) Ask her if she likes the skin first.
[17:50] (Razmael) Doubtful
[17:50] (Xarian) first it gets killed, then it's body is mutilated by Raz
[17:50] (Razmael) She's extremely picky
[17:50] (Atrapoema) ...man, the skin's the best.
[17:50] (Inharket) And for the love of god, give her some vegetables.
[17:50] (Atrapoema) EWWWW
[17:50] (Atrapoema) HOW DARE YOU MENTION VEGETABLES.
[17:50] (Inharket) Yeah, but if it's a reheated chicken.
[17:50] (Inharket) The skin is probably slimy.
[17:51] (Inharket) shit, someone should have told him to use tongs.

Omei

He never did lose that reputation.

(Gods): Someone says, "Could you imagine Razmael as Walter White."

(Gods): Someone says, "He's like hey okay guys, I got everything in the lab."

(Gods): Someone says, "Halp how do i cook."

Aryanne

OMG, I've never been privy to this story before and it was before my time. Giggled so hard everyone at work kept poking their heads in wondering what is going on.
So long, but so worth it.

Xavin

It was on Ankyrean Archives for a while.

Moirean

That's totally not the only time that happened. I vaguely remember walking him through how to make hot dogs once. Might want to make a pools policy that Oleis should handle the coding for any changes to cooking...