Voice Thread 2.0

Valenae

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1APcYQ3uOS0

Stabs and I. Warning, kinda loud and I curse.

Solaria

I tried my hand at Aldric's words. I am not doing the character voice thing. >.>

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bqc6sTzk0j

Barda

Ahahaha that was awesome @Xenia.

Minarael

@Moirean - I totally pronounced your name correctly in my head. Go me. 

I may post another with the extra stuff later.

Minarael

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yWZ9DwEa0W

Here is the assorted extras, sans voice in head.

My inner nerd was flipping tables over assorted misunderstandings of chemical symbols.

Mariena

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qV4xZSorXF

I did Aldric's lists. Sorry for the random pauses as I processed.

And Moirean's!

Eleanor

Okay. So. There's been some things added! So here's my voice again.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ycH7IaMZIc

Warning: Fbombs. Fbombs everywhere. Forever.

Moirean

Lol, you guys didn't read my post. Those aren't names to pronounce. They are imagined voices to imitate.

ELEANOR DID READ IT THOUGH AND NOW I AM GOING TO LISTEN AND IT SHALL BE GLORIOUS.

Vharen

Dat voice. 

Moirean

I LISTENED AND IT WAS GLORIOUS.

Aldric

"This isn't really a 'how does people pronounce things it's a 'who pronounces sh** that makes Elea wanna punch them in the face."

(also ahmg, there's no X in espresso)

Eleanor

I imagine you were looking for 'expresso', 'aks them a question', 'excape' and whatnot? They trigger my reflexive facepunch.

Meskhenet

Elea -

Haern

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DwyYlDuuS4

I am entirely rude.

Aldric

I totally laughed every single time Haern laughed at her own comments for some reason. Also Haern as Gilbert Gottfried.. cringe. I'm not unhearing that.

The words themselves are exactly as Eleanor said: words that people tend to say incorrectly/add random syllables to and whatnot.

1) Espresso - Often times said expresso (there's no x there)

2) Arctic ocean - Often times pronounced Artic ocean, C is taken out

3) Ask - Often pronounced 'aks' or 'axe'

4) Escape - People sneak an X in where the C is, pronouncing it excape

5) Etcetera - Sometimes people drop the first t altogether, pronouncing it eccetera

6) February - That R has a habit of simply disappearing in pronunciation

7) Federal - Many people drop the second E, pronouncing it fedral

8) Library - Another word where the R just sometimes disappears. Libary

9) Miniature - I just love hearing how people pronounce it min-ih-ture versus min-ee-uh-ture

10) Prescription - The R tends to swap places with the E, pronouncing it perscription. I notice this at the pharmacy I work at far too often.

11) Realtor - People sneak a ghost I between the L and T, pronouncing it realitor

12) Silicon - People get silicon and silicone mixed up here. Additionally people pronounce silicon either siliCON or siliCUN.

13) Sneak - Past tense is technically sneaked, snuck isn't actually a word.

14) Take it for granted - Haern hit this one on the head. Some people say they take things for granite. 

15) Yolk - I believe Haern's the only one that I heard actually enunciate the L here. There's a subtle difference between yolk and yoke.

Eleanor

Some'a those are due to accent, just sayin'.

Minarael

February has never had that first r sound in it. Like, ever. Now you are breaking my reality and I have to go check the rules. 

...

Okay, the dictionary agrees with me. -phew-

Also, I think snuck gets to a be a real word at this point. English being a living and evolving language, after all. Sneaked just seems ridiculously -wrong-.

Draiman

Yeah, I read Aldric's post and was like Wtf that r is totally silent.

Teani

Tried Aldric's list on the fly. I feel like I don't make sense half the time, but here you go!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mkY656oRrp

Edit: And after reading though the hilarious posts after, I realize I wasn't the only one baffled by the sentences. Got some things right though! And February might have a silent 'r', but in Sweden we pronounce it Februari without any silent letters, so it comes naturally to me to add that one.

Lin

Oh Christ why am I doing this. Here you go, I'm just doing character impressions. Some of them are "enhanced" with sound effects. Not only am I using some naughty language, but I'm also several beers and a bit of hookah in, so... I don't even know.

In order: @Varian, @Maghak, @Ezrax, @Razmael, @Anfini, @Omei, @Iosyne, @Akaryuterra, @Luna, @Moirean, @Eleanor, @Aishia, @Lin

(Razmael is saying "super dank" at the end. Dank is when marijuana is stinky.)

Eleanor

Oh my god Lin I can't press Like enough times.

Minarael

I don't know why you are doing it, but I am so glad that you did.

Maghak

Spaghetti and meahtbahls.

Ezrax

Why does everyone think I'm a sex addict? :S

Eleanor

I think it's the gross creepy uncle vibe you roleplay so flawlessly.

Ezrax

Well that's true, I suppose.

Piper

So THAT is what you were doing last night!

Valenae

I'm so glad this thread is doing so well. ^.^ It's one of my favs on forums. I haven't heard a single voice I didn't like/am annoyed by. Aetolians aren't just attractive in general, we have the voices to match. >.>

Iosyne

Lost it at Razmael. +1

Lin

I hope you found it again!