Couple of my friends made a mistake. They went Team Valor. I was thinking about forgiving them, but then they waited until I went to work to come take the gyms in my neighborhood from me. This is how friendships end and wars begin.
"You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.
There were herds of people at Riverfront Park at 10pm going about catching Pokermans. Same with downtown. IT'S LIKE ZOMBIES BUT THE VIRUS IS DIGITAL MONSTER THINGS
My workplace has a gym. Naturally I need to do my part to protect it. So I took it back this morning when I got in. Then I noticed someone was beating up on it to take it down. He held it for about 30 seconds. (Jolteon >> Fearrow, incase you were wondering).
I went downstairs and spotted him in the bus shelter. So I went outside and stood in front of the shelter, stared him down, and turned my hat backwards like Ash from the show and kept staring him down. He looked around uncomfortably and left.
I was gonna make a post about the superiority of Team Valor complete with a google image picture, but there's random pokemon rule 34 under pokemon go and I don't need that today.
Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM
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Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM
oh wait, toz is famous
Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM
You're a singularity of fucking awfulness Toz
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Ictinus — 11/01/2021
Block Toz
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lim — Today at 10:38 PM
you disgust me
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(Web): Bryn says, "Toz is why we can't have nice things."
I have seen videos and comments of people trying various... lazier methods of walking their eggs - like tying their phones to ceiling fans - has anyone in our community here tried anything?
Guys. I know it's fun, it's enjoyable. I applaud you for the fun and the exercise. Don't be an idiot with the addiction though.
a guy was STABBED after asking someone for a battle. What did he do? Put off treatment for the stabwound for 24 hours. decided Go was more important. When he got to the hospital the NEXT DAY. That stab wound needed 8 stitches. EIGHT FRICKEN STITCHES. that's NOT an insignificant knife. Take it from me. I've had to have twenty stitches in my foot after tearing it open on a HANDSAW.
The rushing sound of waves breaking upon a shore fills your mind as Slyphe imparts to you, "Meltas is a bit..special sometimes..."
Sooo... I downloaded the game yesterday. Caught a dratini after work and a bunch of what I think are common ones, and I really want an eevee. There are so many people and ponds in my neighborhood. While walking, I also found some cute ducklings. It's almost as if there's a real world outside, too. Weird.
That would probably crash my game living in a large city with lots of players condensing around gyms.
Maybe. There's something like 10 pokestops at the university campus 5 miles down the road from me- and hundreds of students outside playing the game. It would be pretty crazy if you could see/battle them all.
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This feels even more appropriate if you're southern hemisphere.
I went downstairs and spotted him in the bus shelter. So I went outside and stood in front of the shelter, stared him down, and turned my hat backwards like Ash from the show and kept staring him down. He looked around uncomfortably and left.
Get. Off. My. Lawn.
We were brainstorming ideas! Haha.
Cheating at Pokemon through the ages!
a guy was STABBED after asking someone for a battle. What did he do? Put off treatment for the stabwound for 24 hours. decided Go was more important. When he got to the hospital the NEXT DAY. That stab wound needed 8 stitches. EIGHT FRICKEN STITCHES. that's NOT an insignificant knife. Take it from me. I've had to have twenty stitches in my foot after tearing it open on a HANDSAW.
I don't know why this is friggin funny to me but god it gets me every time.
Cute-Kelli by @Sessizlik.