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Wjoltyr and Yettave were in Oblivion's Portent after having to ruthlessly murder Zenobia because the void elemental bugged out. It was spectacular. I had my corpse. Then Yettie had my corpse. And here is the exchange from Yettave's point of view. Enjoy.

Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
Wjoltyr says, "Oh look, we're playing catch."
Wjoltyr beams broadly.
Murky waters of the lake (v72935) - AREA: Oblivion's Portent
You find the weather around you imperceptible. Ominiously silent, a black and cream warhound standshere, teeth bared. Ominiously silent, a red and black warhound stands here, teeth bared. Wjoltyr is here. He wields a spiked kite shield in his left hand. He is orbited by a face-smashed bottle. A supermassive singularity warps reality around itself.
You see exits leading north, east, southeast, south, southwest, and west.
Wjoltyr says, "Just like a real father-son relationship."
You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
You quickly toss the corpse of Wjoltyr to Wjoltyr, who catches it nimbly.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
Wjoltyr starts to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in his right hand.
Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
You say, "Silly trollish gnome man."
Wjoltyr says, "Best moment of my life."
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
Wjoltyr says, "Well, top 50. Maybe."
You quickly toss the corpse of Wjoltyr to Wjoltyr, who catches it nimbly.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
Wjoltyr starts to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in his right hand.
You say, "Fair enough."
Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
You quickly toss the corpse of Wjoltyr to Wjoltyr, who catches it nimbly.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
Wjoltyr starts to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in his right hand.
You ask, "Been good to my daughter?"
Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
Wjoltyr says, "Always."
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
You say, "Better."
You quickly toss the corpse of Wjoltyr to Wjoltyr, who catches it nimbly.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
Wjoltyr starts to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in his right hand.
Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
You say, "Or might have to bury you alive."
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
Wjoltyr says, "I gave her an early wedding present."
You quickly toss the corpse of Wjoltyr to Wjoltyr, who catches it nimbly.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
Wjoltyr starts to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in his right hand.
Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
You say, "Oh ya."
Wjoltyr nods his head emphatically.
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
You quickly toss the corpse of Wjoltyr to Wjoltyr, who catches it nimbly.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
Wjoltyr says, "A sort of down-payment on her wedding ring..."
Wjoltyr starts to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in his right hand.
Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
Comprehension flashes across your face.
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
You quickly toss the corpse of Wjoltyr to Wjoltyr, who catches it nimbly.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
Wjoltyr brandishes a venantium ring of camaraderie menacingly.
Wjoltyr says, "Since they're all pair-like."
Wjoltyr starts to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in his right hand.
Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
Comprehension flashes across your face.
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
You quickly toss the corpse of Wjoltyr to Wjoltyr, who catches it nimbly.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
Wjoltyr starts to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in his right hand.
Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
You put your hands on your hips and go, "Hmmm!"
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
You quickly toss the corpse of Wjoltyr to Wjoltyr, who catches it nimbly.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
Wjoltyr starts to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in his right hand.
Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
You say, "I guess she was estatic."
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
Wjoltyr says, "She was?"
You quickly toss the corpse of Wjoltyr to Wjoltyr, who catches it nimbly.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
Wjoltyr starts to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in his right hand.
You say, "I don't know you gave it to her."
Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
You quickly toss the corpse of Wjoltyr to Wjoltyr, who catches it nimbly.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
Wjoltyr says, "She already had it, I just gave her the salvage to upgrade it so we can smash
better."
Wjoltyr starts to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in his right hand.
The adumbrative night stretches onward, ever elusive of dawn's grasp.
Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
You say, "She usually tells me everything, must of missed that one."
Wjoltyr says, "... baddies. Smash baddies."
Comprehension flashes across your face.
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
"Heh heh heh," Wjoltyr chuckles.
You cock back your arm and throw the corpse of Wjoltyr at Wjoltyr.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
Equilibrium Used: 0.93 seconds
You say, "Uh huh."
Wjoltyr picks up the corpse of Wjoltyr.
Wjoltyr says, "Hmm. Need to work on my catching I guess."
Wjoltyr starts to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in his right hand.
Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
You quickly toss the corpse of Wjoltyr to Wjoltyr, who catches it nimbly.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
You say, "You'll get there."
Wjoltyr starts to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in his right hand.
Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
Wjoltyr nods his head emphatically.
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
You quickly toss the corpse of Wjoltyr to Wjoltyr, who catches it nimbly.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
Wjoltyr starts to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in his right hand.
Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
You say, "Might start on ring next."
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
You quickly toss the corpse of Wjoltyr to Wjoltyr, who catches it nimbly.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
Wjoltyr nods his head at you.
You say, "Don't have one yet."
Wjoltyr says, "It's pretty magnificent."
Wjoltyr starts to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in his right hand.
Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
You say, "Oh if it's just magnificent I don't know."
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
Wjoltyr says, "Ahem, sorry. It's magnificently glorious."
Comprehension flashes across your face.
You quickly toss the corpse of Wjoltyr to Wjoltyr, who catches it nimbly.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
Wjoltyr says, "Truly all the rage among Minotaurs."
You say, "There we go."
Wjoltyr starts to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in his right hand.
Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
You quickly toss the corpse of Wjoltyr to Wjoltyr, who catches it nimbly.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
Wjoltyr starts to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in his right hand.
Wjoltyr tosses the corpse of Wjoltyr to you, and you catch it nimbly.
Zenobia arrives from the east.
You say, "Where is that blasted woman."
Zenobia begins to follow you.
Comprehension flashes across Wjoltyr's face.
You say, "Oh there she is."
You start to wield the corpse of Wjoltyr in your left hand.
Balance Used: 0.47 seconds
You quickly toss the corpse of Wjoltyr to Wjoltyr, who catches it nimbly.
Balance Used: 1.86 seconds
Zenobia snorts arrogantly.
Wjoltyr uses Gravitation Remove.
Wjoltyr holds the corpse of Wjoltyr out towards his singularity, the shadowy distortion breaking it
apart in fragments that increasingly pulverize until it consumes the barest specks of ash.
Zenobia blinks.
Wjoltyr says, "We were just playing catch."
The deepening night provides hope for the coming of the dawn as the moon traces its path across the
sky.
Zenobia bursts into a giggle fit, the laughter rich and robust.
Zenobia exclaims, "Ooh lords n ladies, that is RICH!"