Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Seir

Man, oh man. So I had some downtime at work and I decided to look through old messages in the six years now that Seir has existed. The day I created Seir was 8/3/2010 and the only reason I remember that is because it was the day before my birthday! So, I decided to scour my messages to find some gems over the years. I was 20/21 when I first started Aetolia, with the attitude and behavior to match some of the time. It's kind of astounding at what kind of differences in your attitude a few years can bring. Looking through some of these drudged up memories of smack talk, general inquiries, troop spam (oh my god so much troop spam), and decay spam. I decided to include the funny ones here:

Sent By: Eleanor on 3/31/2013/3:03
//We do not have the resources to efficiently fire him into the sun.

Sent By: Rivas on 3/12/2013/2:20
(If someone tries to radiance me, I'm pissing myself in fear. Fair warning.)

Sent By: (aetolia) on 7/19/2012/23:50
You have been replaced as the Scout Mistress.

Sent By: Rou on 2/23/2012/6:15
YOU, are boring, Sir.

Sent By: Daskalos on 11/19/2011/5:09
Trying to get a group together to save your ass.

Sent By: Laefin on 9/11/2011/18:25
(You're using yells, you tool)

Sent By: Lin on 8/01/2011/19:58
(( JAAAAAAACKAAAAAAAAASSSSS ))

Sent By: Benedicto on 1/08/2011/22:54
Stop phasing you asshat.

There are some others, but I got progressively sadder as I read them. I think I realized at a certain point when real life was starting to impact my attitude in game, especially towards other people. Stress can be pretty crappy. Nowadays, I know to just walk away when stress gets to me. While this isn't really the place for it, I do want to apologize for anyone who was on the bad end of my rants in the past, if I inadvertently yelled at you, mistreated you, etc.

Draiman

(Web): Varel says, "Worst thing is waiting on sect cooldown for rematch."

(Web): Varel says, "All my hate."

(Web): You say, "New artifact idea."

(Web): You say, "Reduce sect cooldown by 10/15/20%."

(Web): Alathesia says, "They would bank on that."

(Web): You say, "Well Varel would insta buy it at least."

(Web): Alathesia says, "My vote is still for the tears."

(Web): Varel says, "Risky."

(Web): You say, "Idk why he hasn't added the tear artifacts in yet."

(Web): Varel says, "Lol."

(Web): You say, "It's a gold mine and everyone knows it."

(Web): Alathesia says, "I dont either."

(Web): Alathesia says, "Should start a petition."

(Web): You say, "I finally thought of what #10 would be."

(Web): You say, "Cause if you noticed I stopped at #9."

(Web): Varel says, "What is it?"

(Web): You say, "Tears of Polaris."

(Web): You say, "Ha ha ha ha."

(Web): Varel says, "Facepalm."

(Web): Varel says, "Facepalm."

(Web): Varel says, "Facepalm."

Irae

*Looking through scrolls and unicorns* Hrm, what's this name?

I am a total and utter Unicorns
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General:
He is 46 years old.
He was born on the 24th of Haernos, year 413 of the Midnight Age.
He is unranked in Aetolia.
He is a Sightseer in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is considered to be approximately 10% of your might.
He is an enemy of your city.
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I'm surprised this title flew under the radar. Or that someone even gave it to him in the first place?

Drestyn

The body of Vess appears in a flash and her soul descends to fill it, causing the previously
expressionless face to fill with emotion.

Vess touches a mindseye tattoo.

Kiri winks at Vess as she places a bet of 50000 sovereigns on red.

Waving a hand, Kiri says, "No more bets!"

Kiri leans over and gives the wheel a good spin. The ball begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.

The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where it will stop.

The ball finally settles down on 8 (red).

Kiri exclaims to Vess, "We have a winner! You've won 50000 gold sovereigns!"

Vess grows still and her lips begin to move silently.

You pointedly say nothing at all.

What the hell?

Tedrunai

Isn't this the plot of Ocean's Eleven?

Irae

Go in, get the money, get out.

Aniko

; ;

H:3842 M:3611 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/outc sphere
You remove 1 sphere crystal, bringing the total in the cache to 4.
H:3842 M:3611 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/outc torus
You remove 1 torus crystal, bringing the total in the cache to 4.
H:3842 M:3611 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
(Web): Teol says, "Z is a whopping 90K."
H:3842 M:3611 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
(Web): Yero says, "Z is omnomnom."
H:3842 M:3611 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/spin sphere
You vigorously spin a perfect crystal sphere, and it begins to hover in the air.
H:3842 M:3611 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/spin torus
You vigorously spin a finely sculpted crystal torus, and it begins to hover in the air.
H:3842 M:3611 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
(Web): Aloli says, "Lol."
H:3842 M:3611 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
(Web): Lait says, "I've gotten something like 100k from a kill before."
H:3842 M:3611 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/embed sonicportal teol
With a forceful gesture, you command the crystals to embed themselves into the ground.
Mana Lost: 300
Equilibrium Used: 2.00 seconds
H:3842 M:3311 E:100% W:99% B:100% XP:43% [csdb -b] H: /0/ M: /-300/teol me

You have recovered equilibrium.
(Tells): You tell Teol, "Me."
H:3842 M:3311 E:100% W:99% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
A piercing sound cleaves through the air.
H:3842 M:3311 E:100% W:99% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Mana Gain: 75
H:3842 M:3386 E:100% W:99% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /75/
A portal opens in the air in front of you, edges vibrating madly.
H:3842 M:3386 E:100% W:99% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Your body soars across the realms, landing comfortably in the presence of a familiar face.
Within a flooded airlock.
Protruding from the western airlock structure is a small metal lever. Protruding from the eastern airlock structure is a small metal lever. The shining figure of a guardian angel floats in the air here. A sonic portal, edges vibrating madly, is here. Reborn of Faith, Teol Astel Gallant is here. He wields a stunning mace of kesgish and lumenite in his left hand and a tower shield in his right. The bubbling of water alerts you to a prime fishing hole nearby.
You see exits leading east (closed metal door) and west (closed metal door).
H:3842 M:3386 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
(Web): Aloli says, "Nice."
H:3842 M:3386 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Teol beckons to those around him.
H:3842 M:3386 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Mana Gain: 75
H:3842 M:3461 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /75/wt DAMNIT TEOL
(Web): You say, "DAMNIT TEOL."
H:3842 M:3461 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/wt the portal was up
(Web): You say, "The portal was up."
H:3842 M:3461 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Mana Gain: 75
H:3842 M:3536 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /75/wt you ruined my moment
(Web): You say, "You ruined my moment."
H:3842 M:3536 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:43% [csdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
(Web): Teol says, "Del was faster, lol."

Irae

"Hey waitasec -" Draden "the Mauler" Jibbs says, noting his surroundings. "We left the palace. I was
lookin' for FANCY."

Later:

"Fancy man," Draden "the Mauler" Jibbs replies, nodding at himself. He raises his wine glass,
draining the rest of its contents for emphasis.

Atalkez

 https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/079de952

Elyni

It worked.

Draiman

Nope, I rezzed him. He was still stuck.

Teani

Wading through puns in Spinesreach:

(Spinesreach): Zaila says, "I'm bored, who has a good idea of something fun to do?"

(Spinesreach): Ingram says, "Fishing has hooked me."
(Spinesreach): Ingram says, "I'd say the hobby is quite a catch."
(Spinesreach): You say, "Learn how to play Triptycha?"
(Spinesreach): Zaila says, "I hate you, Ingram."
(Spinesreach): Ingram says, "Sorry, I didn't mean to bait this conversation with my poor sense of humor."
(Spinesreach): Olethea says, "Ooooh, thank you, I was looking for a pun."
(Spinesreach): Ingram says, "I'll just cut and release the topic."
(Spinesreach): You say, "You have us all reeling here."
(Spinesreach): Drestyn says, "One more and I'll reave one of you."
(Spinesreach): Xenia says, "I dunno, I think his line is dry."
(Spinesreach): Zaila says, "Ingram. I vote Ingram."
(Spinesreach): Feirenz says, "The humor is slowly scaling down, it seems."
(Spinesreach): You say, "Just don't pick whomever is closest."
(Spinesreach): Ingram says, "Attacking fellows citizens is quite fishy."
(Spinesreach): Fezzix says, "I think this conversation is fin-ished."

Drestyn says, "I hate puns so much."
Drestyn says, "So so much."
You say to Drestyn, "Can be a bit difficult to tackle at times."

(Spinesreach): Ingram says, "Thinking up all these puns has me a bit green around the gills."
(Spinesreach): Inkh says, "I think that one was a bit of a cast upstream, General."

Drestyn says, "I swear."
Kanivara says to you, "He fails to see the lure of it."

(Spinesreach): Feirenz says, "I'm frankly glad we can tackle such issues."
(Spinesreach): Ingram says, "Solving them on the fly."
(Spinesreach): Fezzix says, "And I think you're full of carp."
(Spinesreach): Feirenz says, "Is that all we have? I was just starting to get hooked..."
(Spinesreach): You say, "I was just thinking that the net profit of this conversation was taken on Drestyn's expense."
(Spinesreach): Zenobia says, from Albedos, "Casting about for more puns hmm?"
(Spinesreach): Feirenz says, "I'm sure he'll be a good chum about it."
(Spinesreach): Kanivara says, "These puns are starting to get shrimpy."
(Spinesreach): You say, "Aye, they've definitely plummeted to the bottom of the pond."
(Spinesreach): Kanivara says, "I think we're becoming bottom-feeders."
(Spinesreach): Inkh says, "Or at least, the bottom of the barrel."
(Spinesreach): Zaila says, "I hate you all, so much."
(Spinesreach): You say, "Ooh! Drinks!"
(Spinesreach): Zaila says, "Never change."
(Spinesreach): You say, "Hroagh!"
(Spinesreach): Fezzix says, "You're all large-mouthed bass-tards."
(Spinesreach): Kanivara says, "Really Fezzix."
(Spinesreach): Zenobia says, "Herring all this I want to sleep with the fishies."
(Spinesreach): Fezzix says, "Yes. Reely."
(Spinesreach): Feirenz says, "Everyone knows fish puns cures whales ya."
(Spinesreach): Zaila says, "That was.... Horrible. You should be ashamed."
(Spinesreach): Fezzix says, "Yeah, you beached that one."
(Spinesreach): Feirenz says, "Guess the jig is up."
(Spinesreach): You say, "He's just trying to find a different angle."
(Spinesreach): Fezzix says, "Yeah, I think we're done. Any more puns and I'll -pike- some heads."
(Spinesreach): Kanivara says, "Oh carp!"
(Spinesreach): Ingram says, "Someone already used carp."
(Spinesreach): You say, "Pick another fish then."
(Spinesreach): Feirenz says, "Fish pun haters can just goby by themselves."
(Spinesreach): Aliane says, "Y'all are a bunch of clownfish."
(Spinesreach): Kanivara says, "Really not eeling this."
(Spinesreach): Satomi says, "I'm hooked."
(Spinesreach): Ingram says, "Also already used about twice now."
(Spinesreach): Satomi says, "Third time's the charm... fish.. charm?"
(Spinesreach): Drestyn says, "You're not gonna lure me with that."
(Spinesreach): Satomi says, "But I'm great bait."
(Spinesreach): Rajazel says, "I'm no sucker, I'm trout walleye still have a chance to-- ahh Pit, too late."
(Spinesreach): Fezzix says, "That was a crappie pun, Raja."
(Spinesreach): Rajazel says, "Pretty much."
(Spinesreach): Feirenz says, "Cod willing, I think we've exhausted all options."
(Spinesreach): Rajazel says, "Muskie something in the water."
(Spinesreach): You say, "Are you shore?"
(Spinesreach): Kanivara says, "Yeah, holy mackerel, this is killifishing me."
(Spinesreach): Zaila says, "No."
(Spinesreach): Apianora says, "I..you all are extremely weird."
(Spinesreach): Ingram says, "Haha, thank god jokes and puns never get old and don't turn into the proverbial dead horse getting beaten, hahah."
(Spinesreach): Apianora says, "Zaila said it best."
(Spinesreach): Satomi says, "I know nothing about fish. I tried."
(Spinesreach): Satomi says, "Or... fried?"
(Spinesreach): Olethea says, "Gosh you're all fixating, is there something we as a city need to Discus?"
(Spinesreach): Grimdale says, "You did both."
(Spinesreach): Ingram says, "When to stop, maybe."
(Spinesreach): Ingram says, "But that's never worked for Spines before so."
(Spinesreach): Satomi says, "Too little alcohol in stopping, I guess."
(Spinesreach): Feirenz says, "Enjoy the monstrosity you started."
(Spinesreach): Zaila says, "This is your own fault. You must suffer with the rest of us."
(Spinesreach): Nenelos says, "Some people can't -discern- when a joke has run its course."
(Spinesreach): Feirenz says, "We should all follow Ingram's lead here, I think."
(Spinesreach): Ingram says, "I mitigate my suffering with the thick haze of my sense of superiority and ego."
(Spinesreach): Olethea says, "Ide stop but we've barely touched upon the Manefish puns, Walleye think of a few more, anyone else got some?"
(Spinesreach): Zaila says, "Nope."
(Spinesreach): Zaila says, "And they /never/ will."
(Spinesreach): Kanivara says, "Pretty sure I can't mako any more."
(Spinesreach): Olethea says, "Kanyu believe this has gone on as long as it has, though?"
(Spinesreach): Apianora says, "Mum.."
(Spinesreach): Olethea says, "Okay, okay, I'll stop."
(Spinesreach): Fezzix says, "You betta believe it."
(Spinesreach): Kanivara says, "Think your daughter's got a bonefish to pick with you, Miss Olethea."
(Spinesreach): Apianora says, "My forehead is starting to hurt from slamming my hand into it."
(Spinesreach): Olethea says, "Aw, don't play Koi."
(Spinesreach): Zaila says, "Let us rise to kill our elders, Apianora."
(Spinesreach): Apianora says, "Yes, let's, Miss Zaila."
(Spinesreach): Feirenz says, "Yeah, krill the elders!"

Kelliara

I don't know whether to apologise for my city, or be proud of it after this.

Drestyn

Be proud while apologising. Two birds, one stone.

Toz

[puns without me]
I see how it is.

Drestyn

That's what you get for being wherever you are doing non-Aetolia things. Gosh.

Draiman

(Web): You say, "But I can't have any darkies."

(Web): You say, "Bitching about one death."

(Web): You say, "Sets a bad example for the newbies."

(Web): @Sheryni says, "Don't worry. I killed @Vizrhan like 15 times."

(Web): Sheryni says, "To make sure he was Bloodloch material."

(Web): Sheryni says, "#CivicDuty."

Aniko

He needed more rings for his pimp hand....

He is a typical Tsol'aa, a beautiful, traditional specimen of his people. Willowy of body, yet replete with slender muscles that denote his races divinely blessed origins. His wan skin has a slightly darkened hue to it, a gift of the sun's rays from many hours outside training and praying. Auburn hair falls in a gentle cascade down to his shoulders, with a long, slender tuft bound with cord peaking from the back of his head to sway at the base of his neck. A darker patch of trimmed hair lines from above his ears and over his cheeks and chin to give his youthful face some age and maturity. Deep-set beneath thick brows are piercing pale violet eyes. Tinges of grey shift the hue to a nearly crimson color, one bright and warm. A pointed nose completes the visage, giving his resting face a studious yet soft composure. His taught figure is completed by long and slender limbs. Narrow, bone like fingers and scar-crossed knuckles are his reward for many dutiful hours of Tekura. A singular, thin line cuts its way from his left clavicle, diving down to be hidden beneath his robes. He walks with the blessing of Dhar.

(fit snugly on his left ring finger) : a lightning-etched obsidian ring
(worn on the ears) : a gold stud earring
(worn on head) : a crimson velvet top hat
(worn on the legs) : a pair of elegant, black gentleman's trousers
(worn on the feet) : a pair of black suede shoes
(covering the torso) : a dapper vest of crimson suede
(covering the body) : an elegant, black canvas long coat
(around the neck) : a crimson silk cravat
(covering the torso) : a masculine-cut, white linen shirt
(worn on a finger) : 6 silver rings
(worn on a finger) : a flame-wreathed Ascendril crest ring
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Lait takes a ring of pestilence from a slim brown scholar's satchel.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Rhoynn shrinks back slightly, and pauses. Then, suddenly, he releases a bold laugh, the sound rippling forth from his lips as he slips the abundance of silver and other metals on as many fingers as he can fit.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Lait takes a platinum icecrystal ring from a slim brown scholar's satchel.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Rhoynn puts on a silver ring.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Lait gives a ring of pestilence to Rhoynn.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Rhoynn puts on a silver ring.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Lait gives a platinum icecrystal ring to Rhoynn.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Bearer of the Spark, Marian Thalion says to Draconious Thalion, Tehario fio Sabael, "You, my dear, need to lighten up."
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/clt LOL
(The Front Line): You say, "LOL."
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Marian drinks from an etched, horn-shaped decanter full of frothy vanilla and strawberry icemilk.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/clt YES
(The Front Line): You say, "YES."
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Knight-Aspirant Lait Sharma, Templar Battlemage says to Rhoynn, Elievie fio Ciehia, "Wait, you said you didn't have enough fingers, right?"
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Knight-Aspirant Lait Sharma, Templar Battlemage says to Rhoynn, Elievie fio Ciehia, "Here, have some more!"
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Rhoynn nods his head at Lait.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Rhoynn, Elievie fio Ciehia says, "Um."
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Lait gives a stack of 45 fingers to Rhoynn.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Rhoynn blinks vacantly, staring at nothing in particular.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/clt omg I am dying
(The Front Line): You say, "Omg I am dying."
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Rhoynn, Elievie fio Ciehia demands, "WHAT are these?!"
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Arindalia giggles happily.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Marian kisses Draconious passionately.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Iniha Arindalia Fiadhaich says, "Fingers of course."
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Qephah pointedly says nothing at all.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Knight-Aspirant Lait Sharma, Templar Battlemage smiles and says to Rhoynn, Elievie fio Ciehia, "They're fingers."
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Smiling happily, Victorea giggles with amusement.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
(The Front Line): Mileta says, "???"
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Rhoynn, Elievie fio Ciehia says, "....Why."
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Squire Victorea says, "To they're from the shattered vortex."
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/say So you can wear more jewelry Rhoynn
Marian murmurs something softly to Draconious.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
You say, "So you can wear more jewelry Rhoynn."

Seir

Aniko said:

He needed more rings for his pimp hand....

He is a typical Tsol'aa, a beautiful, traditional specimen of his people. Willowy of body, yet replete with slender muscles that denote his races divinely blessed origins. His wan skin has a slightly darkened hue to it, a gift of the sun's rays from many hours outside training and praying. Auburn hair falls in a gentle cascade down to his shoulders, with a long, slender tuft bound with cord peaking from the back of his head to sway at the base of his neck. A darker patch of trimmed hair lines from above his ears and over his cheeks and chin to give his youthful face some age and maturity. Deep-set beneath thick brows are piercing pale violet eyes. Tinges of grey shift the hue to a nearly crimson color, one bright and warm. A pointed nose completes the visage, giving his resting face a studious yet soft composure. His taught figure is completed by long and slender limbs. Narrow, bone like fingers and scar-crossed knuckles are his reward for many dutiful hours of Tekura. A singular, thin line cuts its way from his left clavicle, diving down to be hidden beneath his robes. He walks with the blessing of Dhar.

(fit snugly on his left ring finger) : a lightning-etched obsidian ring
(worn on the ears) : a gold stud earring
(worn on head) : a crimson velvet top hat
(worn on the legs) : a pair of elegant, black gentleman's trousers
(worn on the feet) : a pair of black suede shoes
(covering the torso) : a dapper vest of crimson suede
(covering the body) : an elegant, black canvas long coat
(around the neck) : a crimson silk cravat
(covering the torso) : a masculine-cut, white linen shirt
(worn on a finger) : 6 silver rings
(worn on a finger) : a flame-wreathed Ascendril crest ring
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Lait takes a ring of pestilence from a slim brown scholar's satchel.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Rhoynn shrinks back slightly, and pauses. Then, suddenly, he releases a bold laugh, the sound rippling forth from his lips as he slips the abundance of silver and other metals on as many fingers as he can fit.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Lait takes a platinum icecrystal ring from a slim brown scholar's satchel.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Rhoynn puts on a silver ring.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Lait gives a ring of pestilence to Rhoynn.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Rhoynn puts on a silver ring.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Lait gives a platinum icecrystal ring to Rhoynn.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Bearer of the Spark, Marian Thalion says to Draconious Thalion, Tehario fio Sabael, "You, my dear, need to lighten up."
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/clt LOL
(The Front Line): You say, "LOL."
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Marian drinks from an etched, horn-shaped decanter full of frothy vanilla and strawberry icemilk.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/clt YES
(The Front Line): You say, "YES."
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Knight-Aspirant Lait Sharma, Templar Battlemage says to Rhoynn, Elievie fio Ciehia, "Wait, you said you didn't have enough fingers, right?"
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Knight-Aspirant Lait Sharma, Templar Battlemage says to Rhoynn, Elievie fio Ciehia, "Here, have some more!"
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Rhoynn nods his head at Lait.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Rhoynn, Elievie fio Ciehia says, "Um."
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Lait gives a stack of 45 fingers to Rhoynn.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Rhoynn blinks vacantly, staring at nothing in particular.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/clt omg I am dying
(The Front Line): You say, "Omg I am dying."
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Rhoynn, Elievie fio Ciehia demands, "WHAT are these?!"
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Arindalia giggles happily.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Marian kisses Draconious passionately.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Iniha Arindalia Fiadhaich says, "Fingers of course."
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Qephah pointedly says nothing at all.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Knight-Aspirant Lait Sharma, Templar Battlemage smiles and says to Rhoynn, Elievie fio Ciehia, "They're fingers."
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Smiling happily, Victorea giggles with amusement.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
(The Front Line): Mileta says, "???"
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Rhoynn, Elievie fio Ciehia says, "....Why."
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
Squire Victorea says, "To they're from the shattered vortex."
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/say So you can wear more jewelry Rhoynn
Marian murmurs something softly to Draconious.
H:4242 M:4701 E:100% W:100% B:100% XP:13% [sdb eb] H: /0/ M: /0/
You say, "So you can wear more jewelry Rhoynn."

I'm, for some reason, reminded of the "powder my hand" scene from How High.

Draiman

A Shamanic quarterstaff misses completely as Tedrunai's throw goes wide and flies past you.

Tedrunai picks up a Shamanic quarterstaff.

You exclaim "Hah!" in a triumphant voice.
strum lyre
(System) General Defence lyre active.

Tedrunai reaches into the ether and pulls out an Iosai lyre.

Tedrunai says, "How can you play it when I'M HOLDING IT?"

You say, "..hey."

Tedrunai sticks His thumbs into His ears, waggles His fingers and whines at an Iosai lyre, "Neener
neener neeeener!"

Tedrunai starts to wield an Iosai lyre in His left hand.

Tedrunai's attack is repelled by your prismatic barrier.


(System) General Defence lyre lost.
You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!"
articall
Your artifacts have been returned to you!
strum lyre
(System) General Defence lyre active.


If Gods can't kill me, what makes you think you stand a chance Mr. Celani @Tedrunai

Delyth

This was too good to not share. When you are learning languages, you get the most amazing communication!

@Rhoynn tells you, in Kelki, "I...try. everywhere in...water city. Omei"
Rhoynn tells you, in Kelki, "Failing..."
You tell Rhoynn, "Libec Cay?"
Rhoynn tells you, in Kelki, "pigs Much...many...happy to ..."
Rhoynn tells you, in Kelki, "azudim death fat"
Rhoynn tells you, in Kelki, "mhun"
Rhoynn tells you, in Kelki, "Make everyone"
Sent By: Delyth on 9/15/2016/22:34
(To Rhoynn): //AZUDIM DEATH FAT.
Sent By: Rhoynn on 9/15/2016/22:35
//That's gonna be my new warcry, second I ascend.

Nia

(Cabalists): @Riannon says, "Once you go Imp, you'll never go limp?"

Rhoynn

@Jami whispers warmly to you, "//I gave you credits right?"
16:46:47 You tell Jami, "//you did."
16:46:53 You tell Jami, "//Do you want me to pay you
for them?"
16:48:46 Her voice laden with crackling fire, Jami
whispers warmly to you, "//don't you dare."
16:49:21 Her voice laden with crackling fire, Jami
whispers warmly to you, "//I'll put a knives in my
boots and cut you."
16:50:11 Her voice laden with crackling fire, Jami
whispers warmly to you, "//cut you real good."
16:50:16 Her voice laden with crackling fire, Jami
whispers warmly to you, "//okay have a nice day."
16:50:21 You tell Jami, "//...<3."

Lait

Officer Kanivara Sor'Tirivan's voice resonates across the land, "Shk."

Officer Kanivara Sor'Tirivan's voice resonates across the land, "Shk."

Officer Kanivara Sor'Tirivan's voice resonates across the land, "Shk."

Officer Kanivara Sor'Tirivan's voice resonates across the land, "Shk."

Officer Kanivara Sor'Tirivan's voice resonates across the land, "Shk."

Officer Kanivara Sor'Tirivan's voice resonates across the land, "Shk."

Narrowly escaping death from a towering translucent eld, Kanivara substituted her soul for another.

Kanivara has had her psyche unlaced by a towering translucent eld.

Ingram M. Tenor's voice resonates across the land, "Sometimes she shk's, sometimes she gets shk'd.
Looks like the elds were shk'ing tonight."

(Market): Kanivara says, "Ignore that! I, ahh... Had a bit of a hiccup."

Reminiscent of a howling wind, the raspy voice of Xemnas Sarraski carries itself throughout the
realm, "Sometimes you just gotta get shk'd."

Nia

Lait said:

Officer Kanivara Sor'Tirivan's voice resonates across the land, "Shk."

Officer Kanivara Sor'Tirivan's voice resonates across the land, "Shk."

Officer Kanivara Sor'Tirivan's voice resonates across the land, "Shk."

Officer Kanivara Sor'Tirivan's voice resonates across the land, "Shk."

Officer Kanivara Sor'Tirivan's voice resonates across the land, "Shk."

Officer Kanivara Sor'Tirivan's voice resonates across the land, "Shk."

Narrowly escaping death from a towering translucent eld, Kanivara substituted her soul for another.

Kanivara has had her psyche unlaced by a towering translucent eld.

Ingram M. Tenor's voice resonates across the land, "Sometimes she shk's, sometimes she gets shk'd.
Looks like the elds were shk'ing tonight."

(Market): Kanivara says, "Ignore that! I, ahh... Had a bit of a hiccup."

Reminiscent of a howling wind, the raspy voice of Xemnas Sarraski carries itself throughout the
realm, "Sometimes you just gotta get shk'd."

How I will picture @Kanivara from now on:

Quellisonde

Yeah heard all this what is sk'd? is that like shitkicked?

Rhoynn

(The Kingbound): Dhar says, "Do either of you require aid, moral support or
advice?"

(The Kingbound): You say, "Were it possible to give me the strength of ten men,
Lord, that is what I would ask for. But the struggle of completing this project
is part of its appeal."

(The Kingbound): Dhar says, "Very well, I will provide you with assistance."

(The Front Line): You say, "Uhoh."

(The Front Line): You say, "ROS WHATS GONNA HAPPEN."

(The Front Line): Rosdes says, "LMAO I DONT KNOW."

(The Front Line): You say, ">.>."

You tell Rosdes, "/halp."

(The Kingbound): You say, "It is much appreciated, Lord. Thank You."

Voice lilting on feathery wafts of air, Rosdes tells you, "//i honestly dont
know what hes gonna do. Good luck XD. Thought you might want to hold still for a
bit."

A surge of white mist blows in. When the mist clears, a plain loaf of bread is
left behind.

You blink.

You pick up a plain loaf of bread.

Aside from its largeness, there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about this
plain loaf of bread. It is slightly browned and soft the touch. It gives off a
pleasant doughy aroma. It seems to be incredibly filling.
It has 2 weeks of usefulness left.
It weighs about 1 pound(s) and 14 ounce(s).

Rhoynn gently picks up a plain loaf of bread and says "Thank
You, Underking."

Emelle

EAT IT

Irae

bread's op as unicorns
just eat it dude and watch those stats go up

Lait

You just received message #209 from Illidan.

Message #209 Sent By: Illidan Received On: 9/22/2016/10:16
"Ruh ruh ruh rekt again."

That person has chosen not to let you message him/her.


Can we just start shrubbing idiots that do this?