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MAD 2: MADDEN'S MADDENING.

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  • PerilunaPeriluna
    Kiyotan said:
    Tomorrow at sundown starts פסח (or Passover for you gentiles). For the twentieth year in a row, I will be the youngest male present, and for the twentieth year in a row that means that I have to ask the Four Questions. So tired of it. Also, this holiday means that we have to throw away all our leavened bread products (which means just about everything) and I can't eat anything with yeast in it until next Sunday. #jewworldproblems

    I don't understand religious dietary laws.
    The solution is obvious, Kiyo...

    Have babies. Don't stop until you get a son. 
    ArbreAmaraPiper
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Alternatively, talk someone into a sex change. Hit on them until they give up on the female gender. I believe in ya, champ!
    TzaAmara
  • KiyotanKiyotan spectacular vernacular Summit of the Falconmount
    ITT: Applications for brood wench
    Some may say we've lost our way, but I believe we've not gone far enough.
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  • DamonicusDamonicus
    Luckily you are hitting up the Aet community, so I am guessing you'll be receiving a lot of applicatons.

    LinKiyotan
  • MeyvitchMeyvitch

    Saturday I got what sounded like 2 wrong numbers. This morning I missed an email. This evening I got all of them and found out my Dad, who is in Hong Kong auditing companies for the last 5 days, was admitted into a health facility there, needs to be moved to a hospital, and they found a clot in his leg, he has flu symptoms, and his feet and hands are too swollen to walk or (for example) drive.

    At least I didn't get a voicemail telling me he had a heart attack, but still... :(

    imageimage "Little pig, little pig, let me in, let me in. You look tasty and smell like bacon." *LICKLICKLICK*
  • AarbrokAarbrok Breaking things...For Science San Diego, CA
    Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed blade of the Windseeker]
  • KiyotanKiyotan spectacular vernacular Summit of the Falconmount
    No. No one did.
    Some may say we've lost our way, but I believe we've not gone far enough.
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  • SaritaSarita Empress of Bahir'an The Pillars of the Earth
    I also just had a seder (the Passover thing Kiyotan was talking about) where, at the age of 27, I was the youngest person present. I was the designated child as well.
  • KiyotanKiyotan spectacular vernacular Summit of the Falconmount
    Were you the wicked son?
    Some may say we've lost our way, but I believe we've not gone far enough.
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  • SaritaSarita Empress of Bahir'an The Pillars of the Earth
    edited March 2013
    No. My mom did that part. I just did the four questions, opened the door for Elijah, and held the afikomen hostage.
  • EzraxEzrax
    wat
    LinEzalorAldricRivasAngweErzsebet
  • MereliiMerelii Reno, NV DesertFTW
    I remember doing that. One year, we left the wine on the table, and I left the door open... I got up in the morning and the wine was gone, the glass was washed and in the dish rack. I totally thought Elijah had shown up, had his drink, and even washed the cup afterwards. I started telling my mom how amazingly nice of a guest he was, and she decided to inform me she couldn't sleep, so at 430 in the morning, she did the dishes and washed it. I was so disappoint. :(

    Side note: ASKFHSLJHEBS WAI can't my freaking ex roommate pay the darn phone bill? I don't want my phone turned off I need it for work plzkthx....    And why is he playing his metal so loud I can hear it in a completely different apartment at 210 in the morning?! Grrrrrr
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  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    edited March 2013
    Sarita said:
    No. My mom did that part. I just did the four questions, opened the door for Elijah, and held the afikomen hostage.
    Sounds like some sort of Pokemon who is always idling.
  • DaskalosDaskalos Credit Whore Extraordinare Rolling amongst piles of credits.
    Ratings. I hate having my life controlled by 4 months out of the year. Especially when they go badly.

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  • SeirSeir Seein' All the Things Getting high off your emotion
    >mfw Jewish holiday sounds like Kiyo's family is playing a game of D&D.

    (I'm Jewish on my Dad's side, but my family is not incredibly religious but I know what he's going through)
    Erzsebet
  • LiancaLianca
    Apparently some wines have RED FOOD COLORING in them. Seriously? My rage is finding that out the hard way by way of allergic reaction.
  • ArbreArbre Arbrelina Jolie Braavos
    My mother's allergic to red food coloring too.  That's good to know.  I enjoy secretly spiking her things with it.
    Erzsebet
  • FenrirFenrir

    Arbre said:
    My mother's allergic to red food coloring too.  That's good to know.  I enjoy secretly spiking her things with it.
    I like you.
    ArbreIosyneRiluo
  • ValenaeValenae
    I rage that this has been an extremely emotional week for me.


    "To be awkward or unkempt, to talk or move wrongly is to be a dangerous giant, a destroyer of worlds...any accurately improper move can poke through the thin sleeve of immediate reality." - Erving Goffman



  • CalipsoCalipso
    I rage at morons and liars.
  • KiyotanKiyotan spectacular vernacular Summit of the Falconmount
    Seir said:
    >mfw Jewish holiday sounds like Kiyo's family is playing a game of D&D.

    (I'm Jewish on my Dad's side, but my family is not incredibly religious but I know what he's going through)
    Seder pretty much is a game of D&D. We all sit around a table and eat and tell the story of a bunch of intrepid adventurers escaping from a despotic warlord while a level 20 cleric casts plagues upon the enemy.
    Some may say we've lost our way, but I believe we've not gone far enough.
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  • XavinXavin
    edited March 2013
    Kiyo: MFW > a level 20 cleric has a problem with a nation and doesn't use Storm of Vengeance to solve it

    Edited for clarity

  • LinLin Blackbird The Moonglade
    what
  • KiyotanKiyotan spectacular vernacular Summit of the Falconmount
    The Slaying of the First Born plague is pretty much a highly-concentrated Storm of Vengeance.
    Some may say we've lost our way, but I believe we've not gone far enough.
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    Periluna
  • RivasRivas
    Children have such terrible will saves anyways.


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    (The Front Line): Daskalos says, "<-- artifacts."

    Valenae
  • CalipsoCalipso
    ....da fuck forum am I on O.o
  • HaydynHaydyn
    For the last 3 mornings, I've woken up with a sore throat (which goes away an hour or so after I've been awake) and all stuffed up. Last night, however, I developed this kick-ass dry cough that hurts my throat and my chest. I was pretty sure I was going to cough up a lung. Rage at getting sick. 

    Ain't nobody got time for dat.
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  • MalokMalok
    No matter how many times I've done it over the past 2 years at this job, I will never ever be a morning person. Getting up in the morning sucks, I hate it, and I hate feeling like I can't focus because I didn't get enough sleep. Rawrraragagahgahgahaubbqsauceirowjasdfkl.
    "Hell hath no hold on a warrior’s mind, see how the snow has made each of us blind. Vibrant colors spray from new dead, staining the earth such a beautiful red."
    KonnornRivasLiancaHaydyn
  • TzaTza
    The openling laws for shops in my country.

    How the bloody hell are you supposed to get your stuff done if everything closes at 18:00 (post office!!!!!!!!!!) or 19:00 (grocery stores, everything else)?! Lucky me there's online banking, but there's no online post office so GRRRRRRRRR. It's even worse if you need something from an apothecary.
  • LinLin Blackbird The Moonglade
    edited March 2013
    I helped myself to some leftover beef stew in the fridge, then thought, hey, it's one in the morning, let's get stoned.

    What I didn't know was that the stew had gone bad -- bad enough to make me violently ill. Meanwhile (if anyone here is familiar with the typical pot lingo), I had managed to reach a solid [9].

    It was the most uncomfortable and terrifying experience I've had in recent memory.
    KiyotanAarbrokAmara
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