I think you'll be disappointed re: 'common phrase', all the stereotypes the world knows about here are wayyyyyy outdated. Hell, the kids don't even say 'mate' a lot of the time. Let alone bloke, shiela, crikey, strewth.
If you don't mind the example being completely archaic, though, I could make you a short paragraph that's damnear a cipher thanks to all the slang.
Some notes: -Proper Australianism is only achieved when one has a mate named Dave. -My accent isn't terribly exaggerated. A lot of people I meet think I'm from the city, if not from overseas somewhere. -The phrase at the end is "Fair crack of the whip, mate". I picked it because it's a pretty good example of how Australians cram all the words together in a sentence.
I can put on a Condo accent if you want the extreme Australian-ness. Just let me know.
I can help out if you still need someone with a very neutral American accent. I've lived in Texas for a rather massive portion of my life, so I could probably supply Texanisms without the typical southern twang.
Of course I'd appreciate the help, @Lin! Thank you!
Also, if you know anyone with other English accents, I'd appreciate it if you point them in this direction. Right now I have one Australian, one Canadian and plenty of Americans (2 southeast, 2 west coast, 1 Ohio).
@Llok, if you can do a Welsh accent, please please please please. I'd really appreciate it!
@Areka, @Missari, did you still want to help with the more central areas of the US?
@Benedicto: need your Britishness to balance up the States!
English-version Welsh, so not real Welsh, with with the proper sing-song intonation that comes with it. Well, you can do real Welsh, just for me, I'd appreciate that a lot too. *grin*
Alright, I know you have several from the SE US, but I'm throwing mine in as well. My accent is from Eastern North Carolina with a mix of Southeastern Virginia (this is why it's not -really- southern sometimes) and a little Central South Carolina:
You guys are awesome, but you already know that, right?
I'm having a good time compiling all of these things into some smaller bits so I can present it in a good way to my students. It's hilarious and I feel like I have the best job in the world right now.
I lived an hour or two from the Canadian border for five years and I'm told there a few commonalities between the way I say things and the way Quebecians say things. I'm not sure if that'll really help you with the Canadian accent, though.
"To be awkward or unkempt, to talk or move wrongly is to be a dangerous giant, a destroyer of worlds...any accurately improper move can poke through the thin sleeve of immediate reality." - Erving Goffman
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Ohio - Miami Valley area.
Alright Ay
How ya doing ay
Is that tonight ay?
Some notes:
-Proper Australianism is only achieved when one has a mate named Dave.
-My accent isn't terribly exaggerated. A lot of people I meet think I'm from the city, if not from overseas somewhere.
-The phrase at the end is "Fair crack of the whip, mate". I picked it because it's a pretty good example of how Australians cram all the words together in a sentence.
I can put on a Condo accent if you want the extreme Australian-ness. Just let me know.
@Benedicto: need your Britishness to balance up the States!
Here is a North-eastern Northern Irish accent. I have lived in Australia a long time so my accent is a bit off!! I hope it helps you out still.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WTy7gGcpxZ
Oh god my voice sounds stupid
L-)Abhorash says, "Ve'kahi has proved that even bastards can earn their place."
And thanks for helping out!
"To be awkward or unkempt, to talk or move wrongly is to be a dangerous giant, a destroyer of worlds...any accurately improper move can poke through the thin sleeve of immediate reality." - Erving Goffman