Previous forums had this.
This is basically a repository of some of the most horrifying or hilarious descriptions that you've seen on a person. I'm going to start with the poster child of bad descriptions everywhere. As a note, this description is from Lusternia but is still the poster child for the rest of IRE.
She is a fierce dracnari and the effects of the Taint are readily seen
in her form. The illegitimate child of a Dracnari lord and her human
mother, Princess Lyra of the Moon, she exhibits traits of both races.
Her entire body is encrusted in shimmering emerald green scales,
excepting her two breasts, pale as the moon and unblemished like virgin
snow. Innocently left uncovered, they are her sole pride, as they
connect her to her mother and the human race. Upon the slightest
movement of her shapely torso, thin, trickling rivulets of golden dragon
milk issue forth from the dainty, coral red nipples, imparting upon her
the fragrance of divine ambrosia. A pair of colossal wings sprout from
between her shoulder blades. Encased in silver and steel, these wings
appear to be able to withstand large impacts. Ancient runes and symbols
are inscribed in gold upon the metallic surfaces. While in combat, these
wings can be angled to reflect and concentrate beams of moonlight,
briefly stunning the viewer. A diminutive pair of wings left uncoated
emerge from the small of her back. Just below them extends a slender
tail, constantly flicking back and forth like the tongue of a serpent. A
daughter of the Taint, her body is imperfect and covered in scales like
a snake, the incarnation of evil. Growing up in the influence of the
Taint, she has known no other way of life. Lyra, deserted by her lord
and soon afterwards bereft of her child, died in agonizing despair.
However, she must have imparted to her daughter more than a fair share
of her goodness, for Laterne's eyes shine with an inner peace.