I have 10k messages. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
It's interesting to go over some of them from time to time, but really, I've only got half the conversation. With that in mind, I propose some message sharing.
Simply post or pm that you'd like to see what you've sent me, and I'll post them.
You may also consider this a request to post any messages you've received from me, as I'd be quite interested to know. MSG SEARCH FROM EXODUS FULL.
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That being said, I highly encourage people to go through their messages. It can be pretty... enlightening to how your character was, or how you were as a player. Moving forward, I would like to post some of the more funny messages that I got. For all the bad, there was loads of comedy.
Proof I beat Villi in chess:
As a final note, while there are some messages I will keep as they are important moments in my character's life, I am deleting all of my messages starting today as part of a new movement forward. Cheers.
I've never deleted messages. Ever.
Message #4 Sent By: (lost soul) Received On: 6/19/2005/1:53
"Credit whore."
Wow, this guy tried to use a msg from Megaera IC'ly:
Message #242 Sent By: Rellin Received On: 9/01/2005/1:33
"#3 Megaera: 9/1/1:31 "Your ability to use esteem was removed because you refused to comply with Alecto's directive that you stop dinging Iereas' esteem repeatedly. You were informed that you were going too far with it and to stop, you said you would continue to ding his esteem. Refusing to comply with an administrative directive is a very quick and easy way to get punished. I am leaving the punishment in place. I will further add that breaking Luminary law is not the same thing as bad roleplay. If Iereas is breaking Luminary law, then he's not a very good Luminary, but then, that is part of who his character is. If the Luminaries have a problem with his breaking their laws, then it is for them to punish. Esteem is not intended to be used to punish someone for actions you don't like. Iereas is not being out of character in his actions, he just isn't a model Luminary." This is who you'd like as your Guildmaster?"
Message #260 Sent By: Irawn Received On: 9/07/2005/0:37
"I do hope there is some bad joke circulating that you are killing 1 Bloodborn for my personal torture of Ayalaine. It is called RP man. Continue and I will see you shrubbed."
Message #792 Sent By: Aren Received On: 0/00/0000/0:00
"Forgive us if we don't have many citizens oh great Daskalos. Forgive us if we're trying to work with the curtains and the floods and now your half-wit Hakhim is too stupid to see a trap and pulls this."
Message #2140 Sent By: (aetolia) Received On: 7/31/2005/22:12
"You sense that your esteem in the eyes of others has improved, for the following reason: "for his admirable consistency in roleplaying the most boring egomaniac currently in the realm."."
That's all for now.
Message #17059 Sent By: Oleis Received On: 1/03/2014/17:24
"If it makes you feel better, just checking your artifact list threatens to crash my mudlet."
While being clan-based House head (before the House system was implemented), I got a surprising number of messages like these:
108 Sissfus 6/27/2005
Errm, what the hell was that?
109 Sissfus 6/27/2005
You didn't bite me with camus, but I was taking toxic relapses from it?
How to get inguilded:
139 Erix 7/03/2005
Akaii has stolen 1.3 million and a clan from Shallam. Akaii, who is now
cityless, guildless and classless, has asked me if he can join our guild. I
never liked him, it is way too obvious that he is 15 years old, but I just LOVE
that he ripped Shallam off. Anyway, inguilding Akaii means that we will be at
the wrong end of both Shallam's and Slyphe's wrath, and I can't see that we
stand to gain anything. It would be a repeat of the Infernal story. Shallam will
declare war on us and Ashtan will turn their backs. I told Akaii that I would
gauge the feelings in the guild and let him know. But I can't see how we can do
anything but turn him down.
I'd been playing since 2002, and finally got a guildmaster position!
Sent By: Severn on 11/25/2010/2:09
My good will and support you may have, Champion. Be sure to inform Me of any needs you might have.
A common example of the reminders I send myself before logging out.
Sent By: Lin on 11/02/2010/19:16
MILK SOME ****ING VENOMS YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR A KNIGHT. AND STOP READING YOUR MESSAGES OBSESSIVELY, NO ONE SENT YOU ONE.
Sent By: Sibatti on 10/30/2010/8:13
(( UHHHHH I'm choosing to go left at the q2nd internet ))
Sent By: Sibatti on 10/30/2010/8:10
(( I tried to IM you and Microsoft Frontpage 2003 tried to install itself I am not sure what this means ))
Sent By: Lin on 10/22/2010/7:12
Write a letter to Latharn, forged as a Paladin, claiming that Lin is in trouble with the Paladin guild and will be punished if he would be so kind as to unenemy her.
Sent By: Ezrax on 10/14/2010/9:02
Bongo bongo bongo I don't want to leave the Congo oh no nonono no!
Sent By: Ezrax on 10/14/2010/9:02
Bingo bango bongo I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to gooo~.
Sent By: Orisae on 8/28/2010/23:19
We've already got a death metal band in Spines...we don't need a rapper >:O.
Sent By: Sibatti on 8/24/2010/19:52
(( Sibatti actually found ciabatta bread the other day. It was a fulfilling experience. ))
Sent By: Orisae on 8/24/2010/22:42
I'm in love with lips, feet, legs, and booties.
Lulz. Old and good times.
I posted this on the last thread, but it remains my favorite.
[spoiler]#1 - Roschel 09/30/14:33 "Your not even a Countess by blood. You are being a hipocrit of the very lesson's that Bahir'an have taught for centuries. Hell before you were even though of. I am sure she can. But when my mother kismit tells me one of our greatest friends. The Dark chaplin has reawoke and is upset that she can not even wear her title because some....hmmm I dont even know what the hell you are. you hide behind the Khalifa is about all I can see. Hell she gave Kismit's her beginnings in this world, who once held the position of Khalifa. In laymans terms since you are to slow to read logs. She taught Kismit everything she knew about Bahir'an. In fact when Isabis was the Khalifa she was her right hand. She soley dealt with all thralls, people who were trying to be Embraced, and so forth. Your gonna tell her that she was not the Dark Chaplin because you only have her word? Read the damned logs, read when she was appointed Dark Chaplin. Then read all the inductions and so forth afterwards. Your going to sit an tell an elder, who did not even want some high position. That she is now the bottom of the barrrel because she went to sleep a little while? Who the hell are you. what have you done in your small time of being here That even amounts to how much she did when she was awake. Are you going to tell every single Elder who arise's oh sorry you did alot of great things, but now you are bat guana. If it had not been for them you would not even be. She is not Zoharim he flipped his (gently caressing) lid. She did not ever once say give me your position. She is Wise, she has awoke many times. she told Kismit she even pretended to not know what a bloodborn was because if you were to ignorant to know how to read logs. Then did you know anything."
#2 - Roschel 09/30/14:42 "Iham of Education......That is just the Dark Chaplin with a new name, you tell Her Grace she can not wear her tittle because she has to show someone she knows how to hunt? SHE (gently caressing) TAUGHT HOW TO HUNT FOR YEARS. You tell Her Grace write me some essay's and what not? I assure you somebody she was a sire to, sired someone, who sired someone and so forth. Intill you were thought of. then you were made. Her Grace never asked for your position nor the Khalifa. I"m sorry your to young to be around. But Her Grace has always told the Khalifa she does not want the position, she felt she could better help out just helping the Khalifa. You say she has to earn her right to wear a tittle? She has damn overly done all the task that she would of had to do to earn her place. Truthfully she should be made right under the Iham's and Khalifa. She should not be looked at from other's new to the House as an equal. Do works? to earn a title? she damned wrote the works and taught them for years.Now I am done speaking to you, wether you want to hide behind the Khalifa or not. I said what I had to say. Not one other Bahir'an spoke to her wrongly not even the Khalifa. But you got a wild hair up your ass and decided I"m going to have a big head today and tell an elder off, just because she was asleep when the new ranks were placed so she is at the bottom. Are you fearful of her taking your place. Her Grace told Kismit yesturday plain as day she is to old to hold a position of power, she merly wishes to sit upon her family as an elder, wwho could help thouse with questions of things of the past."
#3 - Roschel 09/30/14:44 "You are setting such a horrible example to the ones you teach it is ridiculas. Think about it you Shun Her Grace, tell her she is bottom of the barrel all you have done equals bat guana."
#4 - Roschel 09/30/14:54 "Then from that point on every thrall she comes across she says, who cares what deeds you do. If you go to sleep for even a small bit you will be told you never did anything ever. What then will be the motivation and drive that keeps the House from going Stagnant. In truth the biggest Stagnance happend when she did go into Torpor. I am done speaking to you, just know I will respect you when you show respect to those who deserve it. No it does not mean kiss Her Grace ass it means do not down her like she is some dog and tell her what she can and cannot do. just because "you" never seen her accomplishments and are to lazy to read logs. The Iham of Education should know all the history to teach the young ones. Instead of thinking she is trying to take your place and thinking she wants her ass kissed, maybe you should of asked her why she awoke. Maybe you should speak with her about the past an learn from someone who was actually there. not read books. Test her patence though, and knowing her she will tell the Dark clan she started years ago for just such occasion before she went into torpor. Will slay you repeatedly intill you learn your proper place. It will not be a fight against Bahir'an for that is her most loved of all. She gave us more then you will ever know, and taught us much. We will pay her back for what she has done. And if you think you will use your newly aquired Khalifa boyfriend to hide behind Tyriik and Kismit will smite his ass, But that does not have to happen because he has been a Khalifa he spoke to Rome with understanding. He understood how confusing it must be to awake after all you have done to be told you are the bottom toodaloo. Let Her Grace have her rightful place as a respected Elder.She does not want power, She has never asked for it. But to make her a awab or whatever the hell it was called. That is just retarded. Technically she should be given the highest rank without being a Iham, for her deeds. Continue to disrespect her you will find out just how quickly the world is."
#5 - Roschel 09/30/15:03 "That last sentence should of read. "You will find out the world is much older then you, and if you want to test it you will find out just how deep old ties go, be a True Iham and do the very thing you teach. How would you feel if you went into Torpor today and then awoke to be told hey your some newbie again you never helped the house or did "task" I got a bigger penis cause I am in the position I'm in hahaha. And then you say I was the damn Iham of Education I wrote and taught the very things that kept the house running. Then they say oh well We dont have Iham anymore I take care of all the House educations and such I'm called Snigglewiggle, you are bat guana to me and have to show people you know how to hunt to wear your proper title you earned. you would say "What the hell?" I damn taught how to hunt to the ones who continued the House, who in turn eventually made you. She is not just some person in the House she is an Elder who at least earned the right to wear her tittle."
#6 - Roschel 09/30/15:06 "And respected as such, when there is 23 yr old people running around saying they are, Grand Dukes when the damned prince damn sure has not awoke within 23 years. And when there is Mullah who are not even 70 years old, who only got there rank by completing task, that Her Grace damn taught people to do of course she did them already. If Khalifa Isabis, Decalies( I never quite could pronounce his name) and 4 other Khalifa's including Kismit used her to Teach the new ones, and take care of the old ones ranks. I"m pretty sure she knows how to hunt at night. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it instead of catus weed miss I am Iham I am god."[/spoiler]
ISent By: Belakai on 6/28/2005/21:09
I was curious if you would be interested in being a forum moderator
Sent By: Anfini on 4/27/2007/17:00
Yaaaaay.
Sent By: Rhelora on 6/05/2007/10:29
GO GO CODINGKNIGHT.
Sent By: Vasilus on 11/30/2007/8:07
Your forums inbox is full, so without going into detail about why your idea annoys ME, I'll point out that your only damage maluses are to physical, cutting, and psychic attacks (I.E. Damage classes, even psychic weakness falls under this) while your only resistances are to magic type attacks (with only a later addition of the possibility of a psychic resistance). I wont go into the endgame stats, but suffice it to say your 17 stat ideas are incredibly dumb.
(Love you too, Vasi)
Sent By: Kylan on 12/15/2010/21:57
I am sorry to see you leave, Hadoryu.
Sent By: Maximas on 1/09/2011/2:02
Excuse me, why have I been demoted when I worked a shit load getting that damm rank.
Sent By: Kylan on 9/20/2009/19:54
Sorry. Edhain's fine is set a fifty thousand, you pay half of it to the city. Edhain's half goes to the Luminaries.
He was such a bad boy.
Sent By: Moirean on 11/04/2009/0:47
Desk is ready when you are.
Ifyouknowwhatimean.
Sent By: Paris on 6/10/2009/22:34
Another referendum has been opened, because of the many people who have not had a chance to vote. I am very confident that, at the least, you will be re-allied, if not citizened, as you wish it.
Sent By: (lost soul) on 5/28/2009/0:19 (Formerly Ixban)
"We change, or we die." That is the truth that I have learned in the deserts, as well. Yet changing everything will be just as bad. The Guild that I joined, the Paladins, have a duty, to protect the innocents. I do not think that must change. What must change is the way we do it. We can continue to do it the way we have been doing it: ineffectively, or we can change, and do what we must, for our duty. I do not think embracing Corruption is the path we should change toward, of course. I voted for you, Sir, because I felt you were the better of the two choices, to lead us toward that change.
Ah, nostalgia.
5003 Azrael 8/17/2005
Kick some ass.
5251 Azrael 9/15/2005
Kick some ass!
7955 Daskalos 9/19/2006
Just a bug for you, oh Syssin liaison, that I discovered today. You apparently
can't shoot your bow and arrow outside your local area anymore ,even if they're
line of sight.
7956 Daskalos 9/19/2006
Or it could be that I had my meteors as my chosen arrow. Grumble.
8297 Daskalos 11/19/2006
As I understand it, the attacks on your wormholes began after Clio used them to
get people from Spinesreach into Enorian very quickly. Including Dourif. I am
surprised out how easily you people accepted that idiot.
10360 Daskalos 12/06/2011
So, according to the announce post, I can get Syssin now. So, about me getting
phase...
6559 Anfini 11/24/2005
I'm not quite sure what you have in store for us as class liaison, and you
probably have already covered this, but the whole existence of the sileris berry
is quite bothersome to me.
7558 Anfini 6/23/2006
Fantastic idea, personally. I get images of Gwenithian jumping on it,
personally.
(wtf Anfini?!)
648 Euric 0/00/0000
Thought you wanted to watch.
(Yes, my messages are so old, they're broken)
653 Szan 0/00/0000
Ahh paranoia is fun.. especially when things keep pointing to what Im paranoid
about.
662 xxxxxx 0/00/0000
*sigh* xxxxxx can you please either unblock me on MSN or unphase? This is
incredibly immature and stupid. I would like to talk to you.
(How young I was back then)
664 Immadar 0/00/0000
Alkaiser tells you, "Hi." Alkaiser tells you, "Erk."You tell Lion Alkaiser,
Apprentice Aide, "*waves hello*."Alkaiser tells you, "Exdodus?"Alkaiser tells
you, "Exodus?"You tell Lion Alkaiser, Apprentice Aide, "What about him?"Alkaiser
tells you, "Your his cocktail bunny?" *giggle*.
667 Koujin 0/00/0000
DAMN! You were so close. had me at 69 hp when I keeled you. You're
improving...alot.
(Yes, I wasn't always this badass)
673 (lost soul) 0/00/0000
*rofl* Looks like you've got it easy.
674 (lost soul) 0/00/0000
No.. wait.. Koujin joined *grin*.
695 Xadriic 0/00/0000
Heh, I read your news post, that is great, what you did to that fool Spunky.
Congrats!.
(Points to anyone that finds and reposts it)
809 Immadar 0/00/0000
Message #590 Sent by: Deborah 12/7/4:56 "Though I would love to gut Exodus and
rip Brooke's eyes out and shove them up her ass" no telling i told though.
810 Immadar 0/00/0000
Message #594 Sent by: Deborah 12/7/4:57 "Correction-make Exodus drink venoms
that shrink stuff and pray all his internal organs fail quickly" *giggle* I have
some wonderful messages.
986 Anya 1/13/2005
Haha, its bugged.
987 Anya 1/13/2005
It says Hashan, but its also in the plane of creation.
988 Anya 1/13/2005
I can see vamps when they are burrowed underground from here.
989 Anya 1/13/2005
That might be useful to know.
990 Anya 1/13/2005
It just says "burrowed underground" but farsight tells you what zone they are in.
991 Anya 1/13/2005
Need anything while i'm in here??
Stay tuned...
Apparenlty I enjoyed watching you kick some ass haha.