Owned Part II

Rizgar

My Third time trying Luminary one vs one,

You use Spirituality Overwhelm on Draiman.
You strike at Draiman with an overwhelming combo of your mace and buckler, the symbol of the Gods
glowing brightly.
You have slain Draiman.

Draiman has :: ablaze, asthma, confusion, dizziness, epilepsy, eqloss, flared,
hellsight, hypochondria, impatience, insomnia, insulation, lethargy, loneliness, masochism,
not_blind, rightarmbroken, selfpity, sensitivity, sileris, stupidity, transfix, vertigo, vomiting,
weariness

Trager

Lol, did this guy just say third time? Does that mean, like, third character?

Draiman

Your 4th time ended like this

You use Necromancy Vivisect on Rizgar.
Drawing on the power of undeath, you wreathe your hand in black, crackling energy. With a diabolical laugh, you stiffen your hand and slowly run it down Rizgar's chest, splitting it open as you do so. With an expert touch, you rip apart his innards, causing a maximum of horrifying pain, and, enjoying the spectacle of Rizgar writhing and screaming in agony, you rip out his sternum and drive it through his splayed body, pinning him to the ground to die.
You have slain Rizgar.

Valingar

C'mon. You know I love you to bits Draibro, but you said you wanted more logs. Alt speculation about those who post them isn't going to net you more. The post seemed fairly innocent to me, I thought the point of the post was more the aff pile than anything else.

Draiman

Rizgar

Yep, you asked for more people to post. I only ever get fights with you when I log in. As people know from lifer side I've been working on luminary. Hence the affliction list.

 No need to act like that.

Draiman

Not even worth it. Have a good day man.

Jensen

Rizgar said:

Yep, you asked for more people to post. I only ever get fights with you when I log in. As people know from lifer side I've been working on luminary. Hence the affliction list.

 No need to act like that.

I believe people aren't looking at the class you use, the affliction list, or the person you beat. What I think they are seeing is a seasoned vet rerolling an alt and claiming it's truly your third total pvp experience with luminary

Toz

I've fought Rizgar's Luminary before, months ago, more than 3 times. Does this make me like an error in the time-space continuity. Does this thread refer to this series of posts now, have we gone full meta?

Didi

whoa logic

Rashar

Where is my 'mind blown' button?

Seir

Diogen said:

PK still exists in Pools. Look at this sick filth.

You drop to the floor and sweep your legs round at @Razmael.
You connect and send Razmael sprawling to the floor.
H:8500 M:8200 ([SINVIS]&&& eb lr)Deepnight|Slyphian/5/459
You move in towards Razmael for the backbreaker.
You lift Razmael triumphantly into the air, then yank Him down into your raised knee with back
breaking force.
H:8500 M:8200 ([SINVIS]&&& eb lr)Deepnight|Slyphian/5/459
Razmael stands up and stretches His arms out wide.
H:8500 M:8200 ([SINVIS]&&& eb lr)Deepnight|Slyphian/5/459'get rekt
You say, "Get rekt."

Bro do you even divinefire?

Seriously though, I love reading combat snippets people are proud of. You guys should post here more often.

Points if you managed to get the "You have almost slain Razmael" line before he re-raised Divinefire.

Benedicto

I came so close. So, so close

You envenom your left-hand weapon with xentio.
You envenom your right-hand weapon with aconite.
You use Battlefury Doublestrike on Varel.
You quickly strike Varel with a dark, jade-eye flyssa.
You discern that a layer of xentio has rubbed off your weapon.
Varel gained: clumsiness
You jaggedly rend Varel with a golden, nautical trident.
You discern that a layer of aconite has rubbed off your weapon.
Varel gained: stupidity
Balance Used: 2.08 seconds
<7130/7425h 5641/5852m 29763e 20986w <e- lr> > [e-s f--]
Varel has: no_fitness, stupidity, conviction, allergies, mental_disruption, paralysis, clumsiness,
slickness, asthma, anorexia, no_fangbarrierda
wipe left#wipe right#dsk varel cripple disrupt
You must regain balance first.
wipe left#wipe right#dsk varel cripple disrupt
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
[EqBal Queue]: parry head
You will now attempt to parry attacks to your head.
You are parrying your head.
<7130/7425h 5615/5852m 29789e 21002w <eb lr> > [e-s f--]
With a sinister grin, Varel's body seems to repair itself before your very eyes.
You discern that Varel has cured the effects of allergies.
You discern that Varel has cured the effects of slickness.
Varel lost: allergies, slickness
<7130/7425h 5615/5852m 29789e 21002w <eb lr> > [e-s f--]
Varel has: no_fitness, stupidity, conviction, mental_disruption, paralysis, clumsiness, asthma,
anorexia, no_fangbarrierda
wipe left#wipe right#dsk varel gecko cripple
You empower your left-hand weapon with cripple.
You empower your right-hand weapon with disrupt.
You use Battlefury Doublestrike on Varel.
You quickly strike Varel with a dark, jade-eye flyssa.
As a dark, jade-eye flyssa strikes, a surge of energy cascades along it, striking Varel's legs.
They are afflicted with crippled.
Varel gained: crippled
You deeply puncture Varel with a golden, nautical trident.
A flash of energy cascades down a golden, nautical trident, disrupting Varel's balance.
They are afflicted with physical_disruption.
Varel gained: physical_disruption
Balance Used: 2.08 seconds
<7130/7425h 5615/5852m 29739e 20972w <e- lr> > [e-s f--]
Varel has: crippled, physical_disruption, no_fitness, stupidity, conviction, mental_disruption,
paralysis, clumsiness, asthma, anorexia, no_fangbarrier
Varel presses an oculi poultice against his torso, rubbing the poultice into his flesh.
Varel eats a lung slice.
They have cured paralysis.
Varel lost: anorexia, paralysis

If I'd been half a second with my command I could have re-stuck slickness. AH FATE! CRUEL FATE!

Varel

I thought you had me for sure.

Benedicto

Mazarine's voice resonates across the land, "Looking for a man named Benedicto. Sort of an ugly
unicorns, uses a flyssa and a trident sort of well. Shimmers way too often for my liking."

A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
Mazarine has been slain by the divine might of Razmael.
You divine the location of this death as Prelatorian Highway approaching Esterport in the
Prelatorian Highway.

All reality shudders in fear as the Divine voice of Razmael, the Synthesist thunders across the land,
"You found Me instead."

Jensen

Curious now what unicorn he used

Arbre

He dropped the f-bomb.

Aishia

@Arbre F. Aquila?

Toz

Man, we have bastard swords, a literal brothel, some SUPER interesting clothing, blood'n'guts'n'gore, but drop an f-bomb and bzzt. This game confuses me so much.

Jensen

Your child can see a rates r movie for violence but not for noody pics or naughty words

Mazarine

Its a-okay. I got some RP out of it, I will say totally worth.

Also I didn't know that wasn't specifically allowed. 0/8 wouldn't do again. 

Aryanne

Mazarine said:

0/8 wouldn't do again. 

0/8
WHAT IS THIS NEW KID SLANG FOR!? IS THIS AN EMOJI?

Atrapoema

Toz said:

Man, we have bastard swords, a literal brothel, some SUPER interesting clothing, blood'n'guts'n'gore, but drop an f-bomb and bzzt. This game confuses me so much.

I think it's because it's a shout, which is forced upon the whole game (unless you've had the good sense to turn shouts off).

Haven

Atrapoema said:

Man, we have bastard swords, a literal brothel, some SUPER interesting clothing, blood'n'guts'n'gore, but drop an f-bomb and bzzt. This game confuses me so much.

I think it's because it's a shout, which is forced upon the whole game (unless you've had the good sense to turn shouts off).

But then you missed my awesome propaganda!

Toz

Atrapoema said:

Toz said:

Man, we have bastard swords, a literal brothel, some SUPER interesting clothing, blood'n'guts'n'gore, but drop an f-bomb and bzzt. This game confuses me so much.

I think it's because it's a shout, which is forced upon the whole game (unless you've had the good sense to turn shouts off).

Yeah, I dunno. There's weird stuff that's pretty 'interesting' all over, I just feel like there's a strange line drawn in the sand in some cases where stuff's 0 tolerance.

Jensen

It could have appeared to be character bullying instead of rp'd goading

Aishia

I think shouts/public channels are just no swearing zones. But you can def get away with some pretty blue jokes or implications if they're clever.

Xavin

Pretty much what @Aishia said. In general, you should -not- be swearing on public channels or in shouts. Says/emotes/tells (when you're sure it's not gonna be a problem) and the like? You're probably okay.

Draiman

Trager ran from me 3-4 times previous to this, so I decided to to set up a trap. It backfired horribly.

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/c3aabfe7

Coryn

I like the look of your system. :> Also, I've tried holobombing people in FFAs before and it usually backfired 80% of the time. The other 20% was due to being cheeky and dropping them on two combatants that were fighting.