Ruin Everything

Toz

I'm bored while I'm bashing and I started down a weird line of thinking. You become Keroc and you get to push exactly 1 change live before you snap back to your original self. What one change do you make to cause the biggest impact (or riot) on Aetolian PK? No limits on anything, as long as you can justify it as one change- 'pill balance is now 10 seconds' is just as valid as 'all speedknight clones now get triplestab'.

I was originally going to say I'd remove indicators of who is in the room (gmcp etc) but now that I'm typing it I think I'd just roll back to 2008. That might be too lazy of an answer though?

Nipsy

Remove static curing orders.

Eliadon

Ascendril and Sciomancers now have holocausts again

Toz

Eliadon said:

Ascendril and Sciomancers now have holocausts again

This is for ruining everything not fixing everything. Please stay on topic.

Gallard

Death from PK is now permanent unless resurrected.

Rhyot

Praenomen now have claustrophobia whispers

Iesid

The Discernment skill is now an active defense (with the Eye of Lanos giving you access to it) with a % drain of your willpower per recognized affliction.

Lin

Camus is now envenomable.

Toz

Lin said:

Camus is now envenomable.

They screwed up letting knights envenom in Achaea and they could shoot camus arrows for awhile, it was pretty amazing.

Aeryx

Magical movement all has a channel time, and being attacked or attacking makes you move out of the room at a delay like how being backstabbed produces.

Naos

There are no more 'safe' places. You can be reached by anyone, at anytime - no guards, no extended grace.

Damonicus

Everything drops on death. Including artifacts.

Toz

From a conversation with @Rhyot, pk no longer loses xp. You lose keystones (milestone/daily/etc rewards).

Damonicus

No mechanical pk only emote pk.

Seurimas

Give Syssin on demand hypochondria and impatience.

Skyja

Toss up between a few different ones...

- Prism has no cooldown, and hits allies as often as it does enemies.
- Pre-restore is removed from the game.
- True multiclass is added to the game. Every class you have access to, you can use at the same time with zero restriction.

Either of those would be fun for increasing amounts of chaos.

Benedicto

You can only fight with 'punch' and 'kick'

Toz

Benedicto said:

You can only fight with 'punch' and 'kick'

Poor Haven found out the hard way what that is like.

Edit: I also have a sect duel win via newbie punch, I'm clearly ready.

Procyon

Permadeath

Teani

Give Sentinels back their quickfoot.

Nipsy

Teani said:

Give Sentinels back their quickfoot.

I got viscerally upset reading this.

Iesid

Nipsy said:

Teani said:

Give Sentinels back their quickfoot.

I got viscerally upset reading this.

Give me back Quickshot. Or Overlay.

Naos

Allow ally_follow to work in arena events. 

Toz

Delete combat messages? Nobody went there yet.

Elene

Give me back Cabalist's infirmity ability, so I can pair weakness/aeon with my afterimage incites.

Rhyot

200 races revert back to original release damage output 

Church

All cures (sip/eat/touch tree/etc, everything) only work while you have both balance and equilibrium.

Haelra

Whenever PvP breaks out (sect, major, 1v1 NoT) an invincible Imp Trapper spawns and runs interference.

Iesid

NEW WOODLORE SKILL: Mirrortrap

Sardara

Remove messages that remind you what afflictions you have, such as shivering and only have the initial hit state the affliction you gained.

Teani

Alternatively, remove all affliction messages completely and make all combatants hypochondriacs in an instant as they try to guess the proper cure.