Aetolian Disney Songs

Arbre

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Toz

    HOW LARGE WILL THE SOULSTONE GROW?
    IF YOU SOUL REAVE, THEN YOU'LL NEVER KNOOOOOOW

Aarbrok

Ive got Hammers and Halberds a plenty...

Ive got Mastiffs and Phase Hounds galoooooore

You want gems full of souls, I got twenty.

I still hunger, not quite full, I want mooooooore.

I wanna slash into your flesh, I want to rend, want to impale madly...

What is a soul storm, ask a shaman how it....whats the word,

Buuuuuuurns.

Whens it my turn, what is my role, I have death and carnage as goals.

Armed to the teeth, Soulthirsty is me, give me your souls

Aarbrok

I couldn't help myself

Moirean

I started it, by joking about teaching RP to new members:

    (name)....we'll...
    make a roleplayer...

    out of yoooooouuuu

And Toz just ran with it:

    You think I'm an ignorant Carnifex
    And you've been so many places
    I guess it must be so
    But still I cannot see
    if the savage one is me
    How can there be so much that you don't knooooooooow?

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE WRAITH CRY TO THE BLUE SOULSTONE

    OR ASKED THE SCREAMING SOULS WHY THEY CRYYYYY
    CAN YOU SCREAM WITH ALL THE VOICES OF THE DAMNED
    CAN YOU SPINSLASH WITH ALL THE SPEED OF THEIR SOUL?

Aarbrok

And here all I can get for the Atabahi is a song from the Aristocats.

Everybody, Everybody, Everybody wants to be a wolf.

Teani

Just for you, @Aarbrok. (Be prepared - Lion King)

The cold northern regions they're prowling

in shadows their fangs all agleam.
With bloodcurling sound they come howling
in packs they're considered supreme.

[jump to chorus]

So prepare to be clawed, ripped and quartered

Be prepared for the howls to begin

The sound drawing nearer,

echoing clearer.

You better get going,

soon blood will be flowing.

Their jaws will be locking,

the pain will be shocking

when at last they will tear you apart.

And your corpse is deliciously shared,

Be prepared!

Kiyotan

I can show you Duiran

There's a durdalis sleeping

Oh, and there's Illidan peeping

On Relandroc and some girl

I can open your eyes

Take you from guildhall to guildhall

We can go and raid them all

Any city in the world

A whole new guard

A new fantastic security

No more running around, chasing them down

Now they come when called

A whole new guard

The best thing since Overkill

Now that they go where sent, there's time to spend

Reading up on complacencyyy

Sarita

For Relandroc (God Help the Outcasts from Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I don't think that you can see me
Or that you know I'm near
I don't think you'd even guess
A phased Syssin's here

Yes, I know you think I'm evil
That for my skills I'm doomed
But you're really far worse than me
With your daughter in her bedroom.

Gods protect my eyes
They're bleeding now
I've seen things happen
No one should allow.

I know he has sigils
And lots of tattoos
What good's all that
If it never gets used?

Aarbrok

Vanguard @Daingean (To the tune of Prince Ali)

Vanguard Daingean, fabulous he, 

The lord of the Beacon.

Praise the light, and kneel to his might,

Down on one knee!

Now, try your best to stay calm

Brush up on your Tekura

Then come ignite the skies of the night 

just for heeeeeee.

Vanguard Daingean! Mighty is he!

The lord of the Beacon

More handsome than your average man, definitely!

He faced the Nazedha hordes,

He doesn't even need swords

He'll purge the land of Undeath?

Oh my, Vanguard Daingean!

He's got seventy-five gorgeous concubines

Well trained Proteges

He's got fifty-three

When it comes to a list of artifacts

Has he got one or two?

I'm telling you, it's enough for some jealousyyyy.

Kiyotan

Goes without saying but read the following to the tune of Under the Sea. 

The climate is always warmer

In somebody else's town

Everything is white and grey here

Elsewhere it's green and brown

A city so full of scholars 

And bold scientists galore

Now that we're all Lunare

What more could we ask for?

Up in Spinesreach

Up in Spinesreach

Here we have spires

That Dask sets on fire

Gosh, what a peach

Down in Duiran they're strong and brave

While in Bloodloch, they'd make us slaves

Newbs from the intro

Stay one day then go

Up in Spinesreach

Up here we pass 'round the Chair

We all get an honors line

It's pretty much been downhill

Since we said goodbye to Sryaen

Nobody has seen a leyline

In the past 20 years

Each day we wake up wondering

How did I end up here?

Up in Spinesreach

Up in Spinesreach

Up where it's colder

And Ezrax gets bolder

Guy's such a leech

We're all mudsexers to a man

So we'll quit and go join Duiran

Law's much too rigid

Luna's too frigid

Up in Spinesreach

Teani

Praise to the Admin and their work on instances.

(I wanna be like you - Jungle Book)

Now Shixblix is king of the swingers,

all Aetolia VIP.

He's reached the top, not gonna stop,

He's on a bashing spree.

And everyone else is chasing,

Trying to gain in rank.

With Xaanhal and Tiyen all cleared

They're searching for a place to tank.

And O M G!

Here come the Admin team,

Been working on a scheme

An instance theme, dream

The players scream

Ready to fight

And it's quite a sight

The game is all asteam

And for those interested in hearing it, click here for a recording.

Seir

Look at my claws
Aren't they neat?
Wouldn't you think my rampage is complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the wolf...
The wolf who has everything?

Look at this den
Dead corpses untold
How many bodies can one dank cave hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, he's got everything.
I've got appendages and entrails a-plenty
I've got husks and body parts galore
YOU WANT DECAPITATED HEADS?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more!

I wanna be where the vampires are
I wanna see, wanna see them bleedin'
Dying in that - what do you call it?
Oh - mistform!

Down where they hide, down where they run
I want to send them up to burn in  the sun
Mercilessly - wish I could be
Part of that woooooorld.

Rivas

To my favorite song from Beauty and the Beast:



Through the roads, o'er the bridge,
through the forests and the highways.
It's a nightmare but it's one exciting riiiiide...
Say a prayer, then we're there,
at Approaching near the Beacon,
and we're probably committing suiciiiiide.

It's a Dask, he's got toys, ankyrean ones...
Sight-of-Hell and Citadel should do the task...
His ego swells, strong and proud,
his penis jokes are shouted loud,
shut him down...that giant clown! Kill the Dask!

Iosyne

This thread makes me so happy.

Ezalor

Unrelated, but best Disney parody ever. The whole DBZ Abridged series is amazing too.

Seir

Consume life! What a wonderful taste.
Consume life! Ain't no leavin' waste.
It means eatin' folks for the rest of your days.
It's our transcendency in necromancy
Consuuume life!

Consume life?
Yeah. It's our motto!
What's a motto?
Nothing. What's a-motto with you?

Those two words will solve all your problems, kid.
That's right. Take Desian here...

Why, when he was a young Indoraaaan
When I was a young Indorannnn
Very nice.
Thanks.

He found his killing lacked a certain grace,
his enemies would still talk back right to his face!

I'm a sensitive Azudim though I seem like a god
And it hurt that the rest of Sapience was not awed.
And oh, the shock... He was in shock.
Thought of leavin' Bloodloch... What's in a city?
And I got with Elene... How did you feel?
Every time that I...
Hey Desian! Not in front of the kids!
Oh. Sorry.

It's our transcendencyyyy in necromancyyyyy
Consuuume life!

Arbre

My daddy is Pumba.

Damonicus

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/13/after-ever-after-disney-jon-cozart_n_2867739.html

There is your disney spoofs.