Of Imps and buttbutts....

Malcanthet · November 2020

(Tells): An Imp prisoner tells you, "HEY BUTT FACE."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

(Tells): Harshly, you hiss afar to an Imp prisoner, "Yes snookums?"

(Tells): An Imp prisoner tells you, "You CHEATED me."

(Tells): Harshly, you hiss afar to an Imp prisoner, "Pfft. I did no such
thing. How did I cheat you?"

(Tells): An Imp prisoner tells you, "Imp hints given: 1. Heads bashed and
Imps freed: 0."

(Tells): Harshly, you hiss afar to an Imp prisoner, "Well, Bob, this Imp
was outnumbered and did not like her odds. How're you doing in there?"

(Tells): An Imp prisoner tells you, "Still. Trapped."

(Tells): An Imp prisoner tells you, "But alright I'll let you make it up
to me. Lemme out now. Sounds like you all figured everything out
already."

(Tells): Harshly, you hiss afar to an Imp prisoner, "The jig is up, so to
speak. I'm willing to bet that they don't want you out still though."

(Tells): Harshly, you hiss afar to Rhyot, "The Imp is awake."

(Tells): "Shadowlord" Rhyot Vyktaire, Warlord of Chaos tells you, "He is
merely grabbing things?"

(Tells): An Imp prisoner tells you, "I am OF. NO. USE. to anyone. Just
lemme out."

(Tells): Harshly, you hiss afar to Rhyot, "Not that I know of."

(Tells): Harshly, you hiss afar to an Imp prisoner, "I'll see what I can
do. I do feel a bit sorry for ya. Did you ever get ahold of your sister?"

(Tells): Harshly, you hiss afar to Rhyot, "He's saying since we all
figured it out he should be allowed to go free."

(Tells): "Shadowlord" Rhyot Vyktaire, Warlord of Chaos tells you, "No."

(Tells): Harshly, you hiss afar to Rhyot, "Well of course no, but I'm
just relaying that to you."

(Tells): "Shadowlord" Rhyot Vyktaire, Warlord of Chaos tells you,
"Appreciated."

(Tells): An Imp prisoner tells you, "SOOO....??"

(Tells): Harshly, you hiss afar to an Imp prisoner, "It sounds like
you're stuck bud, sorry. I imagine they want to keep an eye on you until
all this is resolved."

(Tells): An Imp prisoner tells you, "You ain't just a buttface. You're
also a buttbody, and a buttbutt. YOU STINK."

(Tells): Harshly, you hiss afar to an Imp prisoner, "Not as bad as you
do. How long since you bathed? Oh wait, prison..."

(Tells): Harshly, you hiss afar to an Imp prisoner, "A buttbutt? Now
that's original! Next you'll tell me my mother is a butt."

** Off to the prison, naturally **

You have emoted: Malcanthet peeks into the slot of the cell.

You say, "Hey there, it's buttbutt."

(Tells): An Imp prisoner tells you, "WHAT."

You have emoted: Malcanthet grins, displaying a full mouth of fangs.
"Wow, you look worse..."

As the Imp notices you watching him, he promptly turns and hikes up his
cloak, giving you a full, unabashed mooning.

Teasingly, you say, "Careful, I wouldn't flash that around. You are in
prison."

You snicker under your breath.

You have emoted: Malcanthet glances sideways at the guard nearest her,
smirk lingering.

(Tells): An Imp prisoner tells you, "I GOT NOTHIN TO SAY TO YOU. No good
lousy LIAR."

You have emoted: Malcanthet runs a nail along the keys hanging from a
fiend's grip, sending them jingling in a hope the noise will reach the
Imp's ears.

Loud enough to be heard through the door, you say, "Takes one to know
one, doesn't it!"

You have emoted: Malcanthet stifles her chuckle and says in a more
serious tone, "You probably are hungry. I could at least shove some bread
through there for you or something..."

(Tells): An Imp prisoner tells you, "Why don't you shove me some keys
instead."

Thoughtfully, you say, "Well, I could..."

You have emoted: Malcanthet plays with the keys, allowing them to drop
through her fingers and clatter against one another noisily.

You have emoted: Malcanthet peeks through the slot again, narrowed green
eyes searching the darkness until she finds the Imp once more.

The Imp stares glumly back at you, cloak properly on this time.

Seriously, you say, "You shouldn't have gotten caught."

You quietly click your tongue against the roof of your mouth.

(Tells): An Imp prisoner tells you, "OH WOW THANKS FOR THAT AMAZING TIP
SO HELPFUL."

You have emoted: Malcanthet smirks a little and says, "What made you want
to join the Rebellion?"

(Tells): An Imp prisoner tells you, "Ain't telling you crap till you let
me out. I'm going to sleep, SCRAM."

You have emoted: Malcanthet leans against the door, face close to the
slot so she can keep her eye on the prisoner, studying his expressions.

The Imp does indeed curl up against the corner, falling dormant.

You have emoted: Malcanthet's shoulder rolls in a half shrug. "What do
you have to lose? I'm honestly curious as to your motives. Do you hate
the city so much?"

You have emoted: Malcanthet's voice takes on a cajoling note as she says,
"You seem clever, why put your lot in with them? They're losing, you
know..."

You have emoted: When it becomes evident the Imp is done speaking to her,
Malcanthet backs away from the cell and turns to leave. "Sorry we had to
meet like this, bud..."