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Yankee Candles!
Hi guys!
I don't usually do stuff like this, so bear with me a bit. My fraternity is selling Yankee Candles to raise money for our organization. Once we (as individual members) bypass a certain threshold, all of the other profits go to our dues that we may owe. Dues can be... pricey, so this is of course something we're jumping on.
A little about the fraternity itself
[spoiler]The organization is called Lambda Chi Alpha, which sports famous alumni such as Kenny Chesney, Ron Paul, Bill Rasmussen and a bunch of others you can find here if you're looking for some fun reading.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Our philanthropy is Feeding America which is an awesome organization responsible for helping to get food to those who may not be financially able to get it on their own. Every year the whole fraternity gathers together to collect as much food as they can in a spree, all of which have been incredibly successful thus far![/spoiler]
The group certainly isn't like one you'd see in the movies, and in fact we do our best to try and push away at that stigma.
I'm not necessarily asking that you purchase these candles just for the sake of buying them, but instead suggesting that if you were planning on buying any for upcoming birthday presents, mother's day, etc. that you consider buying them from me first! They do make great gifts for sure.
To order:
1) Click on the link here, placed there for your convenience. I know, I'm a gentleman.
2) Navigate down to the page where you see the box that says, "Start Shopping!"
3) Enter in our group number there (990061861) and my seller ID (Taylor63) in the box where it says "Start Shopping!"
4) Shop away like you would on Amazon! Or Ebay if you're one of those people, I guess it's just a matter of personal preference - who am I to judge?
What's in it for you? Well a candle of course, but if that's not enough, I'll write a poem (or rap if you're not into that poem nonsense) to each person who buys a candle about just how awesome their character is. A candle might burn out, but that poem will truly be priceless. Just saying.
2) Navigate down to the page where you see the box that says, "Start Shopping!"
3) Enter in our group number there (990061861) and my seller ID (Taylor63) in the box where it says "Start Shopping!"
4) Shop away like you would on Amazon! Or Ebay if you're one of those people, I guess it's just a matter of personal preference - who am I to judge?
What's in it for you? Well a candle of course, but if that's not enough, I'll write a poem (or rap if you're not into that poem nonsense) to each person who buys a candle about just how awesome their character is. A candle might burn out, but that poem will truly be priceless. Just saying.
If you have any friends or family interested in candles, I'd appreciate it if you'd even just forward them the information! Every little bit helps out, and word of mouth is definitely a huge help here.
Side note: If any of you belong to any organizations, or things like that and are looking for a group to do fundraising for, I highly highly suggest going through Yankee Candle. Not only is the online portion a breeze to deal with, but your organization receives 40% of the profits earned through each sale, which is quite awesome compared to other places.
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"To be awkward or unkempt, to talk or move wrongly is to be a dangerous giant, a destroyer of worlds...any accurately improper move can poke through the thin sleeve of immediate reality." - Erving Goffman
They call him a lion
He goes by warden too
But if you're on his bad side
He'll slice you up for stew
Cut out your spleen
And add a little spice
Bring it to a steamy sizzle
Get your organs tasting nice
The heart is a sign of love
But not to Jensen, man
He'll dice it into little pieces
And saute it in a pan
Or maybe eyeballs are his thing
They taste better from the source
Pluck them out then pop them in
While the victim's still alive of course
Yes this chef of morbid tastes
Has quite the eye for flesh
Too bad he's hardly been around
To try and eat that Nesventesh
Here comes the guy
The man with the plan
Leading Slyphe's Order
Since before time began
Give him a tapestry
He'll start up a war
He'll die a thousand times
But still come back for more
So maybe he flails
He wasn't always good at fights
Though those were only during the day
Since Roux occupies the nights
Ahh yes the days
I surely miss them so
When Rashar was in the Order
And Slyphe called him His bro
But now he does his own thing
Going after the Goddess of fire
Lagging down the whole damn game
With his paramote mudsex ire
I'd flip a table, but laughing way too hard. I want to buy candles for other people now just to see what you come up with.