Owned Part II

Emir · May 2017

Surely you wouldn't let a little thing like that stop you?

Eliadon · May 2017

Of course not! You saw the previous page, after all. ;D

Xavin · May 2017

@Aishia is right. I picked up that proud, proud tradition from Tralendar, who was, once upon a time, infamous for indiscriminately dropping singularities during team engagements and dusting as many of his teammates as he did his opponents. So...@Eliadon has picked up the torch.

Emir · May 2017

I don't want to explain my joke but I'm going to. Tralendar did indeed kill people indiscriminately, but he got allies and enemies alike. There's a post a few pages back where Xavin managed to drop a bunch of bombs and killed literally no one but allies at a lesser. I don't know where Eliadon dropped this set of bombs or why but the players killed were all spirit tethered people.

Benedicto · June 2017

So me, @Aisling and @Dzekk are getting ready to rush into a lesser to administer five full finger bones to the cages of the enemy. Aisling, hyped with excitement, begins to kai up on Dzekk. We rush in. We get merc'd.

The scene: Dzekk, Aisling and Benedicto are one room out from Eno, prepping to go back.

21:04:45 (Web): Dzekk says, "???"
21:05:19 (Web): Dzekk says, "Son of a."
21:05:26 (Web): Dzekk says, "I HAD NO AXES AGAIN."
21:05:28 (Web): Aisling says, "Omg."
21:05:31 (Web): Aisling says, "How."
21:05:33 (Web): Dzekk says, "BECAUSE AISL KNOCKED THEM OUT OF MY HANDS."
21:05:36 (Web): Aisling says, "OH GOD."
21:05:37 (Web): Dzekk says, "Where was my gripping."
21:05:38 (Web): Aisling says, "IM SORRY."
21:05:39 (Web): You say, "XD."
21:05:41 (Web): You say, "XD XD XD."
21:05:42 (Web): Aisling says, "1682."
21:05:45 (Web): Aisling says, "IM SO SORRY."
21:05:45 (Web): You say, "OWNT."

Dzekk · October 2017

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/dvK0OWVU

DISCLAIMER: There's language. RIP.

Benedicto · October 2017

Wow.

Dzekk · October 2017

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
[EqBal Queue]: stand>>wipe left>>wipe right>>dsk kamui left leg trauma right leg numbing
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
There are no venoms on that item at present.
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the venoms from an iron mace.
Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Your rebounding defence has been stripped.
You empower your left-hand weapon with trauma, targeting the left leg.
You empower your right-hand weapon with numbing, and target the right leg.
You use Battlefury Doublestrike on Kamui.
You slam an iron mace down on Kamui's left leg, his flesh giving under the blow.
Kamui has 42.23 damage on their left leg (+ 4.23)
The attack rebounds back onto you!
Your left leg breaks from all the damage.
You are afflicted with left_leg_damaged.
You have gained: left_leg_damaged
You are afflicted with left_leg_broken.
You are afflicted with: shivering, wraith, left_leg_damaged
You have gained: left_leg_broken
Your left leg has taken 4.41% damage.
You are afflicted with: shivering, left_leg_broken, wraith, left_leg_damaged
You jerk your body to the side, lessening the blow.
Health Lost: 258, blunt, brute
As an iron mace strikes yourself's left leg, it sends a pulse of destructive power into it.
Your left leg has taken 5.59% damage.
You slam an iron mace down on Kamui's right leg, his flesh giving under the blow.
Kamui has 21.5 damage on their right leg (+ 4.23)
The attack rebounds back onto you!
Your right leg has taken 4.41% damage.
Health Lost: 275, blunt, brute
A blast of energy surges into your right leg from an iron mace.
You are afflicted with right_leg_numbed.
You have gained: right_leg_numbed
Balance Used: 2.50 seconds
You are afflicted with: shivering, right_leg_numbed, left_leg_broken, wraith, left_leg_damaged
[FirstAid]: smoke reishi
You take a long drag off your pipe filled with reishi.
Reishi pipe has 8 puffs remaining.
[FirstAid]: sip health
You take a drink of an elixir of health from a sapphire crystal vial.
Health Gain: 1228
The elixir heals and soothes you.
Kamui has lost: rebounding
Kamui's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Kamui razes your speed defence with a large flanged greatmaul.
Your speed defence has been stripped.
-12:34:33-[H:6434(100%)|M:5067(100%)|E:60%|W:70%|B:0|XP:74.53%][csdb e-] < -h-- ftr a- >
Kamui is afflicted with: engaged
Kamui takes a long drag off his pipe filled with reishi.
[FirstAid]: sip speed
You take a drink of an elixir of speed from a sapphire crystal vial.
You may smoke another herb.
-12:34:33-[H:6434(100%)|M:5067(100%)|E:60%|W:70%|B:0|XP:74.53%][csdb e-] < -h-p ftr a- >
Your broken legs cause you to fall to the ground in a heap.

OOPS.

Mykellah · October 2017

I've done similar in Imperian during a raid defence without even realizing it until I was ded.

Vyxsis · October 2017

blah blah blah @Dzekk thinks he's been owned, but buddy, lemme tell ya, u ain't been owned until you been owned like this

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/KfaonDII

savage

Toz · October 2017

Being owned by automation IRL is the next stop for humanity, choo choo.

RIPjetta - Today at 2:52 AM
@Nosfezzratu ^(\w+)\ uses (.+) Fitness.$ is the line i think i use, if u dont have it
'if they can be locked lock them otherwise follow the stack' is how my carni stuff works

HorvatzBOT - Today at 2:55 AM
why dont u fuckin cure

Vyxsis · October 2017

Toz said:
Being owned by automation IRL is the next stop for humanity, choo choo.

i just gotta say... anyone who's used a "phone menu" knows we've been getting owned by automation irl for years...

Vyxsis · November 2017

i was innocently looking for some lifers that the vine-zombie-things might need help fighting, when suddenly...

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/cT20SPrB

so completely owned XD

Axius · November 2017

I dunno if I got owned in a bad way... or an awesome way.. thanks RNJesus?

You spin the massive wheel, its runes flickering and the hollow bones clicking
against each other with an eerie rattle.

You say, "I want skill gain."

The massive wheel comes to a stop with a sickly flash of green light. It
shudders for a moment before rewarding you with a Skull Token.
You have been given an aged skull token.

You blink.

Mouth gaping open wide, you stare at an aged skull token in shock.

Mjoll · June 2018

+- Kill Stats (past 7 days) -------------------------------------------------+
|     Total Kills: 331                                                       |
|                                                                            |
+- Kills by Type ------------------------------------------------------------+
|     Unstable: 70       Hostile: 74        Assisted: 181                    |
|                                                                            |
+- Individual Rankings ------------------------------------------------------+
|     1st: Emir (44)        2nd: Mjoll (33)         3rd: Daren (33)          |
|                                                                            |
+- Organization Rankings ----------------------------------------------------+
|     City: Spinesreach (132Guild: Syssin (62)      House: Nebre'seir (25)   |
|     Class: Sciomancer (59)Order: Iosyne (85)                               |
|                                                                            |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

(Web): You say, "Uh oh, Daren catching me on killstats."

(Web): Daren says, "Mjoll, want to sect for killstats tiebreaker?"

(Web): You say, "...Kind of."

Daren has accepted your challenge!
(Sect): The Sect challenge has been accepted!

You have been slain by Daren.

(Web): You say, "Wanna see something unicorns HILARIOUS?"

(Web): Emir says, "Yes."

(Web): You say, "KILLSTATS."

+- Kill Stats (past 7 days) -------------------------------------------------+
|     Total Kills: 329                                                       |
|                                                                            |
+- Kills by Type ------------------------------------------------------------+
|     Unstable: 67       Hostile: 75        Assisted: 178                    |
|                                                                            |
+- Individual Rankings ------------------------------------------------------+
|     1st: Emir (44)        2nd: Mjoll (33)         3rd: Daren (31)          |
|                                                                            |
+- Organization Rankings ----------------------------------------------------+
|     City: Spinesreach (130Guild: Syssin (60)      House: Nebre'seir (25)   |
|     Class: Sciomancer (59)Order: Iosyne (85)                               |
|                                                                            |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

Emir · June 2018

Docent Eliadon Ecceliant says, "Ah, a Syssin." Docent Eliadon Ecceliant says,"But you are no Fezzix."

Eliadon has burst back to life after falling to Daren.

Eliadon · June 2018

Emir said:
Docent Eliadon Ecceliant says, "Ah, a Syssin." Docent Eliadon Ecceliant says,"But you are no Fezzix."

Eliadon has burst back to life after falling to Daren.

With great impatience comes great death. ;[

after he was running while setting up hypno:

You say, "You stopped wasting my time."

*** USED - TATTOOS STARBURST ***
Your starburst defence has been stripped.

You say, "Thank you."

Furtum · July 2018

Entice the open with some amazing preheader text. Use a little mystery and get those subscribers to read through...

Eliadon · July 2018

(Web): Tyson says, "Afflicting Kalak: curare."
(Web): Airesi says, "Afflicting Kalak: cripple, disrupt."
(Web): Airesi says, "Target: Eliadon."
(Web): Airesi says, "Afflicting Eliadon: curare."
(Web): Airesi says, "Afflicting Eliadon: curare, conviction."
(Web): You say, "OH GOD."
(Web): Tyson says, "What?"
(Web): Airesi says, "Target: Borscin."
(Web): Airesi says, "Target: Borscin."
(Web): Airesi says, "Afflicting Borscin: conviction."
(Web): Airesi says, "Target: Borscin."
(Web): Airesi says, "Target: Borscin."
(Web): Airesi says, "Target: Borscin."
You have been slain by Lenina.

BETRAYAL

Emir · July 2018

Most recent deaths:
1 . Falinzin has been slain by the might of Louse.
2 . Canasius's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.
3 . Cassandra's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.
4 . Eowyn's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.
5 . Benedicto's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.
6 . Mjoll has been slain by the might of Benedicto.
7 . Cassandra's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.
8 . Benedicto's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.
9 . Stine has been slain by the might of Trikal.
10. Lirael's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.
11. Stine's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.
12. Kavithe's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.

@Eliadon you taking notes buddy?

Toz · July 2018

This string of deaths brought to you by Toz's Blizzard Bistro. Meat ain't the only thing we put on ice.

Kalak · July 2018

Emir said:
Most recent deaths:
1 . Falinzin has been slain by the might of Louse.
2 . Canasius's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.
3 . Cassandra's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.
4 . Eowyn's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.
5 . Benedicto's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.
6 . Mjoll has been slain by the might of Benedicto.
7 . Cassandra's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.
8 . Benedicto's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.
9 . Stine has been slain by the might of Trikal.
10. Lirael's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.
11. Stine's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.
12. Kavithe's body has been torn asunder by Emir's collapsing singularity.

@Eliadon you taking notes buddy?

Meanwhile developers conclude that "Mage is fine as is!" and decide to scrap the revamp.

Benedicto · July 2018

@Emir

Vyxsis · July 2018

@Benedicto is that robert downey jr in blackface.......................................................................................................

Toz · July 2018

It is! In Tropic Thunder, he plays a white man who dyes his skin black to play a black man because he's a crazy intense method actor. The actual black actor in-universe with him is pretty unenthused about it too- movie definitely worth a watch.

Varrius · July 2018

Toz said:
It is! In Tropic Thunder, he plays a white man who dyes his skin black to play a black man because he's a crazy intense method actor. The actual black actor in-universe with him is pretty unenthused about it too- movie definitely worth a watch.

What do you mean, 'you people' ?

Toz · July 2018

Varrius said:

Toz said:
It is! In Tropic Thunder, he plays a white man who dyes his skin black to play a black man because he's a crazy intense method actor. The actual black actor in-universe with him is pretty unenthused about it too- movie definitely worth a watch.
What do you mean, 'you people' ?

What do YOU mean you 'people'!?

Benedicto · July 2018

That moment when you lock yourself.

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/FvZXJ6tc

Emir · July 2018

There's no sad react

Vyxsis · July 2018

that's my girl @Leana

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