I think for group combat everyone should have to find a fish of choice and try to bludgeon each other to death with said fish, while compensating for the inherent flaws of them. Skewer someone on a s… (View Post)
HAH. MY PET IS SUPERIOR. Does he fly? No! But he shuffles for truffles! You tell a massive, battle-scarred boar, "Truffleshuffle." Snout to the ground, a massive, battle-scarred boar begins… (View Post)