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You should've seen Cthonias when he discovered COINFLIP. Fresh out of Torpor, he nearly succumbs to a whole new kind of madness. There were spreadsheets. SPREADSHEETS.
Way back when Cthonias first started running around Sapience, armed with nothing but a butterfly net and daddy issues, it was 2006, and so his theme song was all of the angsty nu metal ever written.