Except it also removes the person using it, and they come back out in the same room they started from, making it easy to counterattack in a team situation. I haven't seen it actually really abused - in Small Ideas - AIN'T NO COMBAT THREADComment by AshmerMay 2014
It wouldn't hit Phase, because only the Symbol-empowered Truth acts as an eye sigil, and it's bugged to boot. It also can't really hit Mistform, I don't think, because reform from Mistform requires an Earthmeld.
There are a couple of ways you can do this. What I would do if I were to take a first cut at this is create two different subroutines. One is a gsub for accepting the language as a trigger, that would look like this:
Colonel Daskalos stands here, at the head of a newbie army. He wields The Never-Ending Drumstick in his left hand. A newbie army stands here. She is riding a lustrously-armored donkey. She wields a pot in her left hand and a pan in her right hand…
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