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My bff and I are doing some serious bonding this week, since I'll be moving and we are sad pandas. So tonight we made some sweet bracelets. She had a med… -
(Bloodloch): You say, "Sordes, Melacia, Ahuul... you new Orphan Slayers... need anything?"
(Bloodloch): Ahuul says, "More orphans."
(Bloodloch): Yveria says, "Slay their parents, and you will have them."
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Hmmm.... well I am moving soon so....
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Yeah. Mind you I've made 24 hour trips of driving truck and horse trailer with her, only to have driven the last 21 of those hours cus she was drunk and would slam drinks during the entire thing. She said she got a dui 10 years ago too. Was hoping …
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Roommate gets pulled over and nailed for a dui and possession two days ago. Comes home, cries all day, then she's been drinking all morning and driving to work now. The only difference? Not bringing a regular cup of vodka/juice in the truck with her…
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Hey, we were doing science and someone's daughter kept wanting to wire like 10 of them together at once while whispering 'Murica'. I had to set some safety procedures.
Woops.@rashar and I rode horses and saw Jurassic World, woop. What a stud.@Aegon says, "Yes, that and not being awake for the past twenty or so years, I'm surprised I remember how to count."
in Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges Comment by Asaraii June 2015@Nalor pffft, haha, YOU WEAR ALL YOUR SOCKS AT THE SAME TIME?! Both the ferrets I have owned would horde socks like Smaug, it was funny. I heard males are way more ch…@Nalor Ferret whisperer? How do you get it to sleep on you?
in Post Your Pictures!
Comment by Asaraii
June 2015
Had a comfortable 10 horses at the barn. Then last week while bar hopping we meet this redneck guy (super nice guy, like, nicest goofiest guy ever, don't get me wrong, I am a redneck too I just don't sunburn as bad), who knows a barn that got bought…@Ishin
thanks. It's like th… Drunk psycho mom went 4 months not talking to me, but we have been semi-ok on texting every few days the last month and a half. AND BAM. Last night, we're texting about tornado watches in PA, then 'I ruined her life from second she got pregnant to w…Draiman: I wonder if it's possible to call the fbi on my house
[1:11:46 PM] Draiman: My step sister is downloading so much I can't even stay logged into aetolia
[1:12:01 PM] Asaraii: Rofl
[1:12:03 PM] Asaraii: Do it.
[1:12:06 PM]…@Trager I'd love to see him get beat up, just have to do it in August so I can still rake in the dough til I leave.@Dristin Not sure with babies, but with horses, it involves hours of walking your horse when they want to lay down and roll ( and kill themselves ) and it sucks. Cr…Getting the most out of the flatlands this summer since I'm being kidnapped and TAKEN AWAY in August.
in Post Your Pictures! Comment by Asaraii June 2015
Summer colds and sunburns in terrible places.4 mile loop of hiking to the bunkers and back turned into 8 mile loop because Alyssa's keys came off her belt loop while we were rolling down the sides of bunkers like 5 year olds. Besides rolling so fast and catching air to bounce down them and fee…Wait a minute, @Rashar ... Alfredo is a make believe story?
Are the giant tortoises even real?
Who are you?in AIM/IRC Conversations Comment by Asaraii May 2015
I know there's no words that help, because I go into full meltdown mode for a few months after something like this. I'm so sorry and I hope you can heal @DamonicusCoworker's mom passed away unexpectedly and I have picked up her shifts this week, and now I'm on my last day and have off tomorrow, I was ready for bed at 10am. OLD LADY STATUS OVER HURR.