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PLAN WORKED INDEED
You divine the location of this death as Chambers of the Chair in Spinesreach.
Toz has been crushed into nothingness by countless collapsing singularities.
You divine the location of this death as Chambers of the Chair in Spinesreach.
A massive explosion shakes the very ground, emanating from Spinesreach.
The last imp trapper has perished doing what he loved best - setting off bombs.
You divine the location of this death as Chambers of the Chair in Spinesreach.
Emir says nothing at all in a very pointed way. His silence is deafening.
A free imp trapper sniggers as he bends over and improvises an impressive trap.
You use Scepter of Duality (shadow) on a free imp trapper.
Damage done: 0, shadow, none
Emir uses Sciomancy Staffcast on a free imp trapper.
A free imp trapper says, "Gnehehehe."
An imp trapper skulks out to the northeast.
You see Emir raise his voice and shout, "AFTER HIM."
You see Emir turn to yell out, "COME HERE YOU STUPID IMP."
Emir says to Desidora, "I NEED TO FIND AN IMP."
Desidora says, "'kay."
Emir says, "He ran this way, we need to find him quickly, he's escaped from The Ironmaw."
Desidora uses Wayfaring Identify.
Emir says, "I'M GOING TO FIRE EVERY GUARD THERE IS AND OFFER THEM ALL UP FOR SINGULARITY TESTING."
A free imp trapper yells, "What a dull office! I think it needs some BOMBS to liven it up!"
You see Emir turn to yell out, "YOU STAY THE HELL OUT OF THERE."
Warden's office.
Simplistic and rather small, with grey stone walls and a wooden floor, this office appears rather
stuffy. Most things have been pushed against the walls to create some open space in the middle, most
of it occupied by a desk and a chair. A small window allows light to filter in during the day, while
candle holders are set in the walls for late night work. One of the walls holds numerous pegs from
which hangs lists of inventory, rosters and other important things that are needed on a frequent
basis. Other papers are stacked neatly on shelves and everything seems to have some form of order to
it. Inquisitor Leiar stands here, one hand on her dirk. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular
monolith is on the ground. Emir is here. He is riding on an oversized, mountable ant. He wields a
rune-covered cavalry shield in his left hand and a black voidstaff in his right. Desidora is here.
She is riding on a sullen war ram. She wields a watersteel throwing axe in her left hand and a
watersteel throwing axe in her right.
You see a single exit leading south (open pine door).
With a slight sigh and a slump of his shoulders, Emir utters a quiet "Ugh."
You say, "That better not be my office."
Emir asks, "Where is your office???"
You beckon to those around you.
You say, "Voltda."
You quickly utter the phrase and see a sulfurous hole open in the ground before you. Without
hesitation, you jump in.
Desidora and Emir follow you to the ether.
Within the Death Caves.
Magical darkness enshrouds this area. An elegantly bottled jar of perfume lies here. An elegant
white letter is in danger of being soiled here.
You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, and up.
You spring a trap!
A puff of sparkling debris is flung out into your face, leaving you bewildered and blacked out.
[Tizzy]: Afflicted with blackout!
Emir follows you to the in.
Chambers of the Chair.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. A wide silver cabinet, its door flickering with a
blue light, has been built inside the wall above the window. A delicate cabinet hung on a wall
displays a collection of Spirean memorabilia. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith
is on the ground. An imp trapper is here, very much free. Colorful balls fill the room to capacity,
nearly prepared to burst the walls with their presence in the chamber.
You see exits leading down (hidden) and out (open pine door).
The door to the out slams shut.
You hear the door lock gently.
You spring a trap!
A small silvery cube tumbles into view, and as it explodes, a dull ache spreads across your senses,
seating itself behind your eyes.
Emir uses Enchantment Icewall (out).
Emir points a red-hued obsidian ring out, summoning forth an impressive wall of ice across the exit.
(Spinesreach): Desidora says, "Chambers of the chair, emir."
A free imp trapper is bent over, in the middle of placing a bomb. Upon your arrival, the imp bounds
up and quickly runs out the door - smacking straight into the icewall.
You say to Emir, "Good luck finding him in all these Pitting balls. Just...I don't know. Kill us all
."
Emir advances on the free imp trapper, black voidstaffs pointed menacingly at him. "I SAID TO NOT
COME BACK YOU LITTLE DEMON!"
"Uhhh....hi," a free imp trapper squeals before promptly diving into the pile of balls.
Emir mutters, "S.. of a ...ch."
A ball flies out from the pile to smack Emir in the mouth.
Emir starts shooting off blasts at random into the ball pit, not caring where he fires his magic.
Acid, lightning, and fire all blast away balls in the office as he fails time and again to find his
intended target.
Toz steps back until he meets the icewall, glancing to Emir and trying to stay away
from the magic zipping around all over the place. "We've suffered enough," he tells him firmly.
"This ends now, even if we all have to die for it. Show him what a real bomb looks like."
Someone knocks on the door to the out.
A free imp trapper pokes his head out from the pile for a second at your words, sticking his tongue
out at Emir. "He ain't got the balls!" the imp says, smacking Emir with another ball to punctuate.
Emir nods in response. His expression is hidden beneath his mask, but his anger is palpable. The
imps attack bounces off him as he points at nowhere in particular. "YOU. DIE. NOW."
Bringing his shield around in front of him, Toz continues to block the doorway,
keeping the metal wall between him and the rest of the room.
"yOu DiE nOw," a free imp trapper mocks in a sing-song voice.
(Spinesreach): You say, "Spinesreach, a dangerous criminal has escaped. Also, we will be remodeling
my office. Please stand by, I think we can handle both at once."
(Spinesreach): Robyn says, "The rainbow imp?"
(Spinesreach): Fezzix says, "Don't collapse a spire."
Reality begins to shimmer and shake all around the office as Emir begins summoning singularities,
one after another. After a few moments, visibility in the room is reduced to a blur as their
stability begins to collapse.
(Spinesreach): Robyn says, "Yeah droopy Spires would be....embarrassing."
You brace yourself in anticipation of the coming pain.
You use Weaponry Bracing.
You lower a reinforced tower shield in front of you, bracing for the worst - magic.
Balance Used: 3.00 seconds
Emir says, "SEE YOU IN HELL, IMP."
A free imp trapper finally pauses his waggling to stare, wide-eyed, at the singularities surrounding
room. "Crap," he mutters, pouncing back beneath the pile of balls.
Darkly, still bracing, you say, "I hate imps."
Emir has been slain by misadventure.
Emir has been crushed into nothingness by countless collapsing singularities.
Your ally has fallen at Chambers of the Chair.
Emir drops the corpse of Tatia.
Stricken, Emir collapses to the ground, a dense mist escapes from the orifices of his body, until
nothing but a withered husk remains.
The singularities collapse all at once, taking just about everything with them.
You have been slain by misadventure.
You were not afflicted.
The Hall of the Underking.
The Soul Mirror looms forbiddingly, its oval surface bounded in pale alabaster.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
A massive explosion shakes the very ground, emanating from Spinesreach.
Cute-Kelli by @Sessizlik.
Two own's in one. dbomb and Emir's still not fixed clotting
Oh boy am I in for it.
https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/ErrbtuOZ
Edit: whoops wrong log
H:6187 M:5408 E:100% W:100% B:38000 (100%) | B:0 [cspdb eb]
The Night Eye pendant vanishes from your grasp.
Control of the Night Eye pendant has been relinquished.
The Rose of Defiance vanishes from your grasp.
Control of the Rose of Defiance has been relinquished.
H:6187 M:5408 E:100% W:100% B:38000 (100%) | B:0 [cspdb eb]wt wow
(Web): You say, "Wow."
H:6187 M:5408 E:100% W:100% B:38000 (100%) | B:0 [cspdb eb]wt now I know nothing
(Web): You say, "Now I know nothing."
READING IS HARD AND IT BEING DONE WRONG MAKES IT HARDER, THANKS."
Wylliam's voice resonates across the land, "Sounds personal it's not our problem reading is hard for
you. I suggest a teacher."
Emir's voice resonates across the land, "THANKS YOU'RE ON THE LIST."
Yeras's voice resonates across the land, "How are you going to read the list?"
A bunch of Spireans went and did just that.
https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/qg3RBAl8
edit: And Tekias provided this.... Emir with the SHADE.
https://hastebin.com/raw/fuxalikomu
Horrible time for numbness to tick over.
Tybereus Te'Straif's voice resonates across the land, "Bring Golgatha impudent arse on then why wait?"
A herald of Chaos shouts, "IMPUDENT TYBEREUS! GOLGOTHA'S DECADENT BUTTOCKS DIGS YOUR GRAVE WITH YOUR FOOLISH PRIDE!"
A herald of Chaos shouts, "YOUR PUNY GODS CANNOT PROTECT YOU, FOR THE MAGNIFICENT EYES OF GOLGOTHA WILL WASH ALL OF YOU
AWAY!"
Shadow Mage Tatia Vilandra's voice resonates across the land, "Put a lid on it already, nobody cares!"
A herald of Chaos shouts, "TATIA IS A STUPID NAME, AND GOLGOTHA'S ENORMOUS ABS WILL MAKE YOUR INSIDES YOUR OUTSIDES!"
A herald of Chaos shouts, "SOIL YOURSELVES, FOR THE DECADENT BICEPS OF GOLGOTHA MAKES YOUR WOMEN TREMBLE AND YOUR MEN
SHRINK IN FEAR!"
Vigilant Zandjal Tanarian-Marsiki's voice resonates across the land, "Only thing what's stupid is you, idjit demon thing
."
You yell, "I like your name, Tatia."
A herald of Chaos shouts, "ZANDJAL IS A STUPID NAME, AND THE ALMIGHTY LEADERSHIP OF GOLGOTHA MAKES PUDDLES FORM AT HIS
ENEMIES' FEET!"
A herald of Chaos shouts, "WORMS OF SAPIENCE! THE CHISELED CHIN OF GOLGOTHA MAKES YOUR WOMEN'S KNEES WEAK!"
Soft and soothing despite the volume, the dulcet tones of Arista echo, "Just kill the damned thing."
A herald of Chaos shouts, "SOIL YOURSELF, ARISTA FOR GOLGOTHA'S FEARSOME ABS DIGS YOUR GRAVE WITH YOUR FOOLISH PRIDE!"
You have 1 room(s) left to travel. PATH STOP to halt.
<6956/6956h 4539/4539m 29314e 20400w <eb lr> > < ehsp ftr am >
Taaroshi picks up a pile of volcanic ash.
<6956/6956h 4539/4539m 29314e 20400w <eb lr> > < ehsp ftr am >
Feeling your mind suddenly grow cloudy, you feel inexplicably drawn to move.
You travel north to 'Beginning of a narrow path'.
Your rebounding defence has been stripped.
<6956/6956h 4539/4539m 29312e 20400w <eb lr> > < ehsp ftr am >
You have reached your destination.
I'm Kalinaar and I support this message.
3 . Agron has been burnt to a crisp by the mind of Benedicto.
4 . Vyxsis's experiments have proven too much for Aishia, who dies horribly.
5 . Ayuna has been slain by the might of Benedicto.
6 . Steele has been slain by the might of Benedicto.
7 . Ayuna has been slain by the might of Benedicto.
8 . Ayuna has been burnt to a crisp by the mind of Benedicto.
9 . Ayuna has been burnt to a crisp by the mind of Benedicto.
10. Agron has been burnt to a crisp by the mind of Benedicto.
11. Benedicto has been slain by the might of Agron.
12. Agron has been slain by the might of Benedicto.
13. Sebastyn has been slain by the might of Benedicto.
EDIT: i'll add this little quote from the webnapping i got as soon as i signed on because it makes what followed all the more hilarious imo
09:26:09 (Web): Ayuna says, "Vyx!!!"
09:26:12 (Web): Steele says, "Wanna go make some calamari."
Amazed that people still manage to pull off Deliverance...
Or
Disappointed that people still manage to die to it repeatedly, despite the trigger lines that pop up saying its active.