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Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

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  • ArbreArbre Arbrelina Jolie Braavos
    I can't believe no one pasted this already.

    Preceptor Aren Yaslana, Morning Star's voice resonates across the land, "Struggles as best she can, pushing her hands against the wall and trying to force herself off it, or under, or around it, anything to get free, "Let me go!!" she yells."

    LinBenedictoAryanneEzalorRivasPerilunaTza
  • BenedictoBenedicto Tentacles Errywhere!
    I want know what "it" was!
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    AryanneLinRivasPerilunaTza
  • TokTok
    NolaAryanne
  • NolaNola
    Ahahahahaha. That was fantastic.


    Aryanne
  • DaskalosDaskalos Credit Whore Extraordinare Rolling amongst piles of credits.


    Four Corners on Nordau Street. (Enorian.)
    The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. To the west, Nordau Street passes underneath a gossamer canopy of white cloth, weaving its way through shops and stalls. Towards the north, Beacon Street stretches through more of the same bazaar atmosphere until it adjoins the wall and the glinting main gates of the city. Flagstones of granite and brilliant marble have been arranged here to encircle a large patch of earth. A small seedling emerges from the earth here, flowering brilliantly in the center of the Beacon of Light. Bearing a blue and yellow flag, a large flagpole stands here as a testament to the indomitable will of the Beacon of Light. A seedling of the ancient Heartwood blooms from the earth here. There are 2 monolith sigils here. A wooden stake has been left here. A pike with the decapitated head of Jaffrem has been erected here. Atop a gilded lamp post, a merry flicker of flame lends light to the surroundings. A grand statue here depicts a small Rajamala woman, atop a mountain of vermin. A perfectly pristine mirror set within its palm, an enormous marble hand rises from the ground here. A rounded bench rests nearby, low to the ground. A grook peddler stands here, situated beside his ramshackle pushcart. There are 3 donkeys here. A small sign points into a market stall. A blue and gold chest sits here, carved with helpful novice tips. The blue and gold flag of Enorian flaps proudly in the breeze here. There are 3 bright-eyed missionaries here. A pair of brown leather sandals with multiple straps lies here. A birdlike creature composed seemingly of nothing but fire and light watches you impassively. The shining figure of a guardian angel floats in the air here. Soldier Xemnas Sarraski is here. He wields an ornate steel rapier in his left hand and an ornate steel rapier in his right. Alterus Bezaliel is here. He wields a flame-wrought broadsword of emberite in his left hand and an emberite shortsword of fervent flame in his right. Elemancer Sessizlik is here. She is riding on a grey mule. She wields a fiery aetherstaff of swirling spatial motes in her left hand and a tower shield in her right. A cloaked figure is here. He wields an obsidian and emberite bastard sword in his hands. Hanging in the air are the following words, "PHOENECIA IS A WHORE."
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    Lin blinks rapidly at the graffiti in the air, trying and failing at stifling a laugh.
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    Sister Lin says, "You can say that again."
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    Lin leaves to the southeast, riding a Jaziran stallion.

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    Message #17059 Sent By: Oleis           Received On: 1/03/2014/17:24
    "If it makes you feel better, just checking your artifact list threatens to crash my mudlet."

    LinAldricPeriluna
  • CalipsoCalipso
    ROFL
  • MeyvitchMeyvitch

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    Intro Lvl Player              Guild          Channel
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    yes   1   Xxswagbeastxx                      On
     -    5   Thurmond                           On
     -    8   Akbar                              On
     -    9   Charlize                           On
     -    11  Stilva                             On
     -    16  Aesyr                              On

     

    IT'S A TRAP!!

    imageimage "Little pig, little pig, let me in, let me in. You look tasty and smell like bacon." *LICKLICKLICK*
  • ArbreArbre Arbrelina Jolie Braavos
    (The Gathering): Aryanne says, "It hasn't been this spammy in MONTHS."
    (The Gathering): Xavin says, ":-/."
    (The Gathering): You say, "That's because I'm always cltoff."
    (The Gathering): Aryanne says, "Arb finally turned the clam on."

    SetneXavin
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Xenia shrugs her shoulders, "I feel safer knowing you can sneak in at night, Ser."


    ...I might need to re-evaluate the Carnifex training regimen.
    SetneAryanneXenia
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Rammus's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    Rammus uses Corpus Frenzy on a young boy.
    With a soft hiss, Rammus launches himself at a young boy, battering him in a frenzied flurry of strikes.
    You see a young boy yell, "Waaaaahhhhhh!"
    Unable to hold it back any longer, a young boy falls to his knees and bawls unabashedly.
    The final blow proves too much for a young boy, who expires, pitifully.
    A young boy has been slain by Rammus.

    You say, "To tamus waaaaaahhhhh."

    You say, "To ramus waaaaaahhhhh."

    You say, "WHATEvER."

    Xenia winks knowingly at you.

    A cloaked figure says, "Really..."

    Xiuhcoatl says to you, "Hahaha."

    You say to a cloaked figure, "ScREW YOUR NAME." 

    Xiuhcoatl says to you, "HAHAHA."

    Xiuhcoatl says to you, "AH HA HA HA HA."

    You say, "TAMUS YOU SHALL BE, FOREVER MORE."

    You slap Xiuhcoatl with a resounding smack.

    Xiuhcoatl says to you, "Bad."

    Xenia says, "I believe there were some RamMifications there."

    You stare implacably at Xenia.

    You say, "I hate you all."

    (Spirean Joint Command): Fyuree says, "We love you too."
    Xenia
  • ArenAren
    (The Quorum): Macian says, "What do crippled body, crippled, and heartflutter do these days?"

    (The Quorum): Rivas says, "Ask Aren, she gets heartflutter whenever I walk into a room."

    (The Quorum): Macian says, "That's terror."

    (The Quorum): You say, "...hahaha."

    (The Quorum): Rivas says, "Sorta the same thing."
    MoireanLiancaHavenRivas
  • KaeusKaeus
    (Web): Haven says, "They think just cause they can enter their Havens anytime they want."
    (Web): Haven says, "They can do same to me."
    EzalorMoireanHavenSetneAryanneBenedictoPiperCalipsoAngwe
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Mastema says, "Is marcello broke... I hit him once and nothing... he just died!"
    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Mastema says, "This is crap twice I killed this guy and no honours :(."
    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "I think he's buggy."
    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Doesn't respawn right either."
    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Mastema says, "I noticed."
    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Yettave says, "Ya he is."
    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Mastema says, "Do you bug it or issue or what, as I never got line again."
    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Bug it."
    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Mastema says, "Ok."
    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Mastema says, ".."

    Mastema has had his psyche unlaced by a colossal air beast.
    You divine the location of this death as The edge of a spring-fed pool in Vintal Glade.
    Your ally has fallen at The edge of a spring-fed pool.

    Marcello Relovec comes falling down from above to land with a thump.

    Marcello Relovec snarls angrily at you and moves in for the kill.

    :/
    PiperLinRhoSessizlikAngweMastemaEzalor
  • LinLin Blackbird The Moonglade
    lolwut
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    It's raining men! Hallelujah! Ohgodoww!
    ArbrePiperNolaAryanneAarbrokTeani
  • TozToz
    Sell edible panties. Problem solved.

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
    ---------------------------

    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous

    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of fucking awfulness Toz
    ---------------------------
    Didi's voice resonates across the land, "Yay tox."
    ---------------------------

    Ictinus — 11/01/2021

    Block Toz
    ---------------------------

    lim — Today at 10:38 PM


    you disgust me
    ---------------------------
    (Web): Bryn says, "Toz is why we can't have nice things."

    AngweHavenErzsebet
  • LinLin Blackbird The Moonglade
    God bless you @Xiuhcoatl.




    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): Moirean says, "While you are at it, someone tell the 
    Cabalist guards that I'm a female, eh?"

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): You say, "Chairwoman, do you know how long a Cabalist 
    can go without seeing a member of the opposite sex?"

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): Tsvanni says, "Six... seven."

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): Moirean says, "Hrmph."

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): You say, "I think a good sixty percent of our guild 
    hasn't been laid since there were curtains of Artifice all over Ashtan."

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): Xiuhcoatl says, "Isn't there a saying about 
    that?"

    (The Spirean Bureaucracy): Xiuhcoatl says, "The only thing that comes out of the 
    cabalists are steers and spheres?"
    ArbrePerilunaEzraxMoireanAryanneEzalorCalipsoHaven
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    (Research): You say, "Prepare for battle! A lesser focus has been tapped!"

    (Research): Ilyon says, "You two on the foci, eh?"

    (Research): Conner says, "Yes."

    (Research): Ellenia says, "I suggest you do not come over."

    (Research): Ellenia says, "Conner found a sheep."

    (Research): Ellenia says, "A bighorn sheep comes bounding in from the north. Conner babbles incoherently.Conner eyes a bighorn sheep, giving him the once over. Conner paws gently at a bighorn sheep and emits a sexy little "rowr" as he grins widely and gazes at him lasciviously.Grand Duke Conner Nebre'seir says to you, "Close your eyes."Grand Duke Conner Nebre'seir says to a bighorn sheep, "Where have you been all my life, baby?""

    (Research): Ilyon says, "... yes. I am definitely not coming over."
    LinSetneHavenEzalorPiperSolariaAryanneStathanPeriluna
  • EzalorEzalor Emperor D'baen Canada
    (Conner is Welsh)
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    Aarbrok
  • LinLin Blackbird The Moonglade
    A bug you have reported, #8149, was deleted because: 'If Gaga can wear a meat 
    suit, you can wear Spellshapers.'.  For your reference, the contents of this bug 
    were: 'So Spellshapers are flagged as wearable. If this is a new thing and we're 
    allowed to wear corpses I AM SO OKAY WITH THIS, but I thought I'd let you know. 
    Also please don't take off the one I'm wearing!'.


    He is a prudent Mhun, a slender, lanky giant who must be seven feet at the least.
     His face is strong and angular, both young and old, boyish but marked with 
    creases of age. Chaotic white hair bursts into the air and spreads over his 
    neck; though kept clean, it is clear he has nothing but neglect for it. One of 
    his eyes is a sharp orange hue, the other dead-looking, fogged over with 
    cataracts. Numerous rings and studs are set into the pale, white skin of his 
    face, adding punctuation to his eyebrows, ears and sometimes his nose. He walks 
    with the blessing of Iosyne.

    polished white leather shoes : (shiny and eye-catching)
    a pair of pinstripe trousers : (worn on the legs)
    a pair of black leather gloves : (worn on the hands)
    a dark crimson shirt : (with the sleeves rolled up)
    a sleek leather belt : (around the waist)
    the corpse of a Spellshaper Adept : (slung over his shoulders)


    Welp, better vote for Aetolia.
    SetneAryanneEzalorMoireanAngwePerilunaNia
  • SessizlikSessizlik Muffin Mage

    In exasperation, Moirean Seirath says to Ser Aldric Adariel, "YOU DON'T MAKE BABIES IF SHE IS DEAD."

    "-I- don't make babies because -I'm- dead," Aldric exasperatedly says with a gesture at himself.

     

    This made me laugh out loud for the first time in ages. Good thing I was alone and only scared the cats.

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    AldricSetneMoirean
  • RennocRennoc
    Kaleigh tells you, "Everything alright dear?"

    You tell Prioress Kaleigh Deschaine, "This one is tenacious, the Prioress need not concern herself
    with him."

    [ Enter Spellshaper stage right ]

    A Spellshaper Adept raises a hand and blasts you with cold, frozen air.
    You have been slain by a Spellshaper Adept.
    Experience Lost: 310257 [total: 716998]

    Kaleigh tells you, "You were saying? hehe."
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    KerrynMoireanKaleigh
  • CalipsoCalipso
    I cant believe no is posting sexy quotes of @iosyne and @omei confrontations. Be a shame not to share them with everyone and those not seeing them. Ive missed half of them myself
  • IrielaIriela
    *I accidentally walk in on naughty talk at the gates!*


    You blink.

    You blush furiously.

    Someone says to you, "Care to volunteer my dear?"

    Someone winks knowingly at you.

    You ask, "Volunteer?"

    Someone says to you, "To be bedded, my dear scavenger."

    You ponder someone's profile, deep in consideration.

    A feral sneer passes your lips as you lapse from concentrating on your Tsol'aa 
    self, and allow your true nature to take hold. Your back curves, and thick fur 
    grows forth from your skin, covering every inch of you. The curves of your 
    muscles snap and grow, and your face loses all semblance of your former self as 
    you fully transform into a Werewolf. Shaking your head comfortably, you stand 
    erect and aware.

    You have emoted: Iriela growls threateningly, then unleashes a loud roar at 
    (someone), which eventually fades to another softer growl. Deciding that is 
    enough of an answer, she walks away with a snort.

    (while running away behind like 40 guards): Someone else tells you, "Ha. Best answer -ever-."

    (I took out names cause I didn't want to embarrass anyone! Piper would totally be proud.)
    MoireanAryanneMinaraelPiperAngwe
  • LinLin Blackbird The Moonglade
    Wow, that's skeezy as hell.
    RivasAryanne
  • IllikaalIllikaal Pray Area
    Press W. Buy yourself a blade, preferably the blade of a ruined king. Autobash target to death. ???. Profit. 
    "And finally, swear to Me: You will give your life to Dendara for you are Tiarna an-Kiar."
    EzalorAngwe
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