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How does your class acquire pie?
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Carnifex: Find a piemaker, murder her, her family, her children, and anyone who asks what you're doing, and take her pies, because the weak don't deserve pies.
A low, sultry voice resounds within the depths of your mind, "I look forward to seeing your descent."
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Shaman 1.real: eschew pie in favor of deconstructed pie which is just handfuls of grains and berries and a tall glass of honey.
Sentaari have a guild game called kai pie. It's a little like what @Xavin said since monks work with all the elements.
Bake the pie while meditating on each element that goes through it so they are in perfect balance with each other. Flour and other dry ingredients represent Earth, Water represents itself, Air and Fire are represented when gently kneading and baking the crust and filling! However, when the ingredients are not in perfect balance, the monk has to kai lift the pie and throw it in monk's face (if they can aim that well), who then has to make a better pie.
A darkly shaded ritual room. Bloody ritual tools. The Sciomancer stands amidst an array of scattered books, scrolls, cave inscription rubbings, and other esoteric materials of research. They're finally ready. They speak the foul language of Shadow, which I can't even spell, chittering tones that offend every ear which hears them. A shadeling leaps and hops in a darkened corner, chanting along, its horrid yellow eyes nearly bulging out of its viscous, evil little skull. The shadows creep and lengthen across the wall, blowing out what little candlelight is in the room as a rime of frost settles upon every surface. Something coagulates from the darkness, birthed by shadow, given form by its evil, corrupting might.
The Sciomancer is promptly devoured by the pie.
Name: a strawberry pie (pie326867)
EDIT: Oh, and giggle in the shadows while eating the pie.
Pretty mundane stuff.
EDIT: Realistically we should never even get the pie because doing good is it's own reward (credit: @Czcibor)
zap dristin
You are stopped in your tracks by the translucent fire surrounding Dristin.
Step 1: Acquire a pie fetish.
On second thought...
Teradrim: Smash open the door to the bakery with your flail. Have you golem hold down anyone in the way while you choose your pie and eat it in front of them.
You take a butterfly decorated butter cookie from Kyna's purse.
Kyna raises Her fists above Her head. Concentrating briefly, She causes rippling blue fire to flow
from the heavens above into a ball of energy between Her upraised fists. Scornfully, She throws Her
fists forward, sending a beam of crackling energy to incinerate Hammar.
You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly a bolt of blue, crackling energy strikes your
Immortal body. Your back arches as pain explodes in your brain. Blue fire erupts through your eye
sockets and mouth as you die in unspeakable agony.
Never actually get around to getting pie.