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(Carnifex): Alela says, "So, I miss anything noteworthy in the last... half day or so?"

(Carnifex): Veris says, "Just a huge fire where we've all perished and rose again."

(Carnifex): Alela says, "Uh... okay."

(Carnifex): Tetchta says, "The Templars want to engage in an arranged marriage with our officers to mend the centuries of strife and Mjoll said yes. So start picking your spouses."

(Carnifex): Taj says, "..Pardon?"

(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "I choose DEATH."

(Carnifex): Veris says, "No one is more strapping than DEATH."

(Carnifex): Tetchta says, "You're undead, that's no escape!"

(Carnifex): Alela says, "I... uh..."

(Carnifex): Desidora says, "Yeah I tried that already, can I skip that?"

(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "Shit."

(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "HA!"

(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "To mend the centuries of strife? I had thought better of you, Keep..I shall have to rethink everything."

(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "AHAHAHAHAHAHA."

(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "Oh no."

(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "I'm going through a wall, I can feel it."

(Carnifex): Veris says, "Warlord! The strife would just be beginning with the inter-martial problems we would face!"

(Carnifex): You say, "I promise You, Warlord, there is nothing that causes more Strife than marriage."

(Carnifex): Alela says, "Ha!"

(Carnifex): Alela says, "Also, nicely done, Reaper."

(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "Ah, too right you are. I have commented a few times on the ever-glowing fire that is the strife wrought from a marriage for most mortals."

(Carnifex): Desidora says, "Again, been there, done that. Can I skip it this time?"

(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "You are not an officer in the Keep that I am aware of, I believe you are spared. If you would enjoy Strife in other forms, My Legion is always available to you."

(Carnifex): Alela says, "I'm not interested in marrying any of the Templar as I'm pretty certain I wouldn't find any of them... satisfying. I'll marry the Commander, though, if she likes."

(Carnifex): Kanivara says, "I am already married."

(Carnifex): Desidora says, "Oh You are right, Warlord. Out on
technicality! Nice."

(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "It is my understanding that mortals may marry multiple times. You are not spared, Rabbit."

(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "You are not prepared for me,
Lieutenant."

(Carnifex): Taj says, "Wait, I am not an Officer either."

(Carnifex): Alela says, "You know that's not true, Commander."

(Carnifex): Kanivara says, "My relationship with Nantafiria allows for play, not multiple spouses."

(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "Oh look, cultists to kill."

(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "I-- Father above, Rabbit, there are some things that I do not wish to learn."

(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "AHAHAHAHAHAHA."

(Carnifex): Veris says, "The Commander is a handful, LT. I should know as her daughter! My poor Father."

(Carnifex): Kanivara says, "A warning then: stay out of my bedroom."

(Carnifex): Zima says, "Ah, my many joys of being unmarried. All work, and also all play."

(Carnifex): Alela says, "Allow me to remind You, Warlord, of the meaning of dookie..."

(Carnifex): Alela says, "Or don't. That's Your prerogative."

(Carnifex): Tetchta says, "I hate it here."

(Carnifex): Desidora says, "I wish I was too young for this conversation."

(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "We've really taken a weird turn."

(Carnifex): Veris says, "Lord Mesis started it, blame him!"

(Carnifex): Alela says, "You do not, Lord Mesis. You literally started this, anyways."

(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "Lord Mesis is BLAMELESS. HOW DARE."

(Carnifex): Tetchta says, "I always underestimate my power, to
my own dismay."

(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "Oh, he took credit. ITS HIS FAULT."

(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "Which of you will be marrying the Pentarch? She sends me gifts of rotting meat pies, I imagine this is some custom her people see as friendly."

(Carnifex): Zima says, "That would be Ser Taj, Warlord."

(Carnifex): Taj says, "What?"

(Carnifex): Desidora says, "Snrk."

(Carnifex): Tetchta says, "I already have a redhead in my life, don't need another."

(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "The bugs are getting bigger in Luzith's lair."

(Carnifex): Alela says, "Bigger? And more fetching, I daresay?"

(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "They've learned to dance. It's the strangest thing."