I'm irritated that apparently in my absence, Shadow players have started using some asinine and straight up BS tactics, like using noncomms to locate and report the locations of Spirit players in Arena events. This is completely ludicrous and has to come to an end, I know you were all raised better than that.
Just use thirdeye/who, farsee, scent, etc. Quit making things overly complicated. It's not even stylish, it's just completely inefficient. Smh.
Elene says, "Two hundred credits." Ere says, "EVENTS INFO 255 has prize details." You say, "Or you can take ten credits and get killed." Illiad says, "I'm up for the 10 credits and the death." Ere says, "No deaths." You say to Ere, "So what would happen if someone did get murdered?" Ere says, "Pixie zapping." Ere says, "Buyin happens automatically with chips." You say, "Never been zapped by pixies before..." You say, "I've been zapped by many gods..." You say, "Haven't been zapped by you." Ere says, "My zap puts you back to level one." Mjoll says, "He volunteers." You say to Ere, "Liar." Illiad smiles and says, "Ere can you zap me back to level 80?" Ere says, "Nice try." Ere says, "Okay, I think we're not getting any more players." Ere says, "Let's see." Ere says, "13 people?! Cursed." Ere says, "Ok, very important rule." Ere says, "If you leave your assigned room during the poker tournament you'll be instantly disqualified." You say, "And then we can kill them?" You say, "At what point do tables start flipping?" Ere says, "Any questions? I assume you all know how to play poker cause good luck if you don't..." Ere says to you, "Don't flip the tables." You say to Ere, "Ruining all the fun. Don't flip the tables. Don't randomly kill someone..." Ere says, "You're going to get assigned to tables now." Ere says, "Once again." Ere says, "DON'T MOVE." Ere says, "You'll get automatically moved to your assigned table." Ere says, "Or you'll stay here if you get assigned to the one here." You say to Ere, "Can I Fear someone?" You say to Ere, "Would you be mad if I did?" Ere says, "A little bit, but I'd have a new pot plant to decorate my room with so it wouldn't be all bad." You say to Ere, "Events are supposed to be fun for everyone."
Ere, the Celebrant has bestowed a divine blessing upon you. It will last for 1 day.
You say, "I hate you." You say to Ere, "You did that on purpose."
Been sitting here trying to get zapped by Ere and instead, she gives me a damn blessing. /sighs/
I would only have issues if Iosyne's Order started calling themselves the Proud Boys and declare war against Slyphian Antifa and seek to defund the Ashtani Resistance due to their use of tear gas. (also why is this still a thing...not Aetolia tear gas but Ashtani Resistance?) -- Also made-up examples, I love Iosyne and Slyphe, but I had a long night and no coffee. But if you have an angry space tentacle smash half of Spinesreach and speak in tongues about the Shadow Realm. ALL FOR IT.