Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

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  • Akaryuterra has been torn apart by a crude wooden guitar.

    (Spinesreach): Kanivara says, "... um... what."

    (Spinesreach): Alden says, "Some guitar."

    (Spinesreach): You say, "Impressive no matter how you look at it."

    (Tells): You tell Akaryuterra, "//you were clearly listening to death metal."

    (Tells): Akaryuterra's voice reaches your mind: "//you aren't wrong. I not only listened to it, I
    played."

    Ladies and Gentlemen, The Legend known as @Akaryuterra
    (Web): Toz says, "Emir's Express Evacuation and Existence Eradicator, Every Experience is Explosive - Experience the Entirety of your Existence!"
    PazradymAxiusZailaAloliVyxsisSklax
  • AishiaAishia Queen Bee

    PazradymKelliaraTekias
  • (Web): Toz says, "Emir's Express Evacuation and Existence Eradicator, Every Experience is Explosive - Experience the Entirety of your Existence!"
    StathanAloliVyxsis
  • Loving the new mage revamp, @Keroc!
    (sorry @Oonagh u didn't deserve this)

    https://pste.eu/p/tgK8.html
  • TekiasTekias Wisconsin
    I feel like there's an X-Men joke somewhere in there...
    Formerly: Spiegel. Eidycue.

    Hi.

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    Stathan
  • Kandara said:

    You have slain Iatan.
    Experience Gained: 2247137 (Player Kill) [total: 49383536]

    Raynia claps her hands together merrily.

    (Tells): His voice sharp-edged and frosty, @Toz whispers to you, "Not a patron of the arts, I take it."

    *gasp* *cries himself to sleep*
    -The Axeslinger
    Sklax
  • Kelliara gives you a peck on the cheek.

    You blink.

    Kelliara blinks.

    Teani gives Kelliara a peck on the cheek.

    Somewhat confused, Kelliara creases her brow uncertainly.

    Teani gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

    Kelliara says, "Syssin trickery."

    Kelliara gives Teani a peck on the cheek.

    You say, "Look, I know I'm about as magnetic as personalities go, but."
    KelliaraXeniaTeaniStathanOonaghZailaSklax
  • THIS ONLY HAPPENED LIKE 10 SECONDS AGO!

    HOW ARE YOU SO QUICK!

    ...more Syssin Trickery...
    Now with 253% more Madness.
    Cute-Kelli by @Sessizlik.
    XeniaTeaniStathanOonaghVyxsisZailaSklax
  • FORBIDDEN LOVE KNOWS NO TIMEFRAMES
    StathanKelliaraXeniaSklax
  • A herald of Chaos shouts, "MY BROTHER HAS FALLEN, BUT I CARRY HIS TORCH! IOSYNE, GOLGOTHA SHOWED YOU HIS HERALDS! PLEASE RESPOND!"


    i went absolutely insane reading this, 10/10
    OonaghIazamatXenia
  • AishiaAishia Queen Bee
    ow I facepalmed so hard it almost knocked my teeth out
    Pazradym
  • Weird flex but okay

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
    ---------------------------

    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous

    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of fucking awfulness Toz
    ---------------------------
    Didi's voice resonates across the land, "Yay tox."
    ---------------------------

    Ictinus11/01/2021

    Block Toz
    ---------------------------

    limToday at 10:38 PM


    you disgust me
    ---------------------------
    (Web): Bryn says, "Toz is why we can't have nice things."

    EmirIazamat
  • TekiasTekias Wisconsin
    edited November 2018
    Tatia tilts her head back, inhaling sharply several times.

    Tatia sucks thoughtfully on her teeth.

    Tatia Vilandra says, "Nothing but Sciomancers awake in the city."

    Tatia Vilandra laughingly says, "Sorta awake, at least."

    Tatia tugs on Emir, trying to get his attention.

    Emir Cardinalis, The Pumpkin King says, "I'M AWAKE."

    Emir Cardinalis, The Pumpkin King says, "Wait what."

    Emir Cardinalis, The Pumpkin King says, "Yes hi hello."
    Citizen        Rank                          Position                    [CT?]
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Zhukov         Magister                      Research Minister
    Emir           Comrade                       Security Minister
    Tekias         Comrade                       Aide to Research
    Tatia          Comrade                       Ambassador
    You say to Tatia, "You know what that means, right?"
    The following members of the Sciomancers are in the realm:
    Member          Rank                           Position            Class       
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Tekias          Singularity Manipulator        Shadow Mage         Sciomancer
    Zhukov          Shade Master                   Shadow Mage         Sciomancer
    Emir            Shadus                         Void Walker         Sciomancer
    Tatia           Shadus                         Void Walker         Sciomancer
    Tatia tilts her head and listens intently to you.

    "What?" Tatia asks curiously.

    Tatia calls upon the Divine to grant her the grace of speed and is answered with a ripple of energy flooding her body.

    You say to Tatia, "As the only waking Sciomancer not holding an Adjutant position, I will assume the Chair. The city is ours."

    You nod your head emphatically.

    Emir Cardinalis, The Pumpkin King says, "TREASON."

    Tatia gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

    Emir Cardinalis, The Pumpkin King says, "GUARDS, ARREST HIM."

    Tatia pats Emir in a friendly manner.

    You say, "You cannot arrest what you cannot catch!"

    You relax your muscles and attune yourself to your Master Crystal, bringing your soul into resonance with its melodious vibration.

    The call of the Master Crystal is irresistible and you are drawn to it.
    A magnificent glass tower-top.
    Drawing shadow into itself, a swirling mass of darkness is here suspended in the air. A Master Crystal, darkened by smoky veins, rotates slowly before you. Down the middle of the Crystal, in a place where once a large crack slanted across it, a brittle sheet of crystal has formed. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A large warhorse, covered in scars and tattered garb, stomps idly at the ground here. Tatia Vilandra is here. She wields a black voidstaff in her left hand and a buckler in her right. Emir Cardinalis, The Pumpkin King is here. He is riding on an oversized, mountable ant. He wields a rune-covered cavalry shield in his left hand and a black voidstaff in his right. Many-faceted crystals coat every surface around you.
    There are no obvious exits.

    You say, "...shit."

    "Ummmm," Emir says uncertainly.

    Emir pats you in a friendly manner.

    Tatia gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

    Tatia Vilandra says, "At least we know our Warden does his job well."

    You say to Emir, "Well done!"

    Emir nods his head at himself.
    Formerly: Spiegel. Eidycue.

    Hi.

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    KelliaraEmirPazradymStathanOonaghXeniaTeaniSklax
  • StathanStathan Hot springs
    Screw context, this was awesome.

    (Market): Razmael says, "Next person gets killed. Use shouts for your measurement contests."
    EmirSklax
  • Just also know shouts = shrines down. 

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
    ---------------------------

    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous

    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of fucking awfulness Toz
    ---------------------------
    Didi's voice resonates across the land, "Yay tox."
    ---------------------------

    Ictinus11/01/2021

    Block Toz
    ---------------------------

    limToday at 10:38 PM


    you disgust me
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    (Web): Bryn says, "Toz is why we can't have nice things."

    IazamatEmir

  • With the force of a swarm descending across the land, Vyxsis buzzes, "So-called leaders of Bloodloch- Run. Hide. Do not let my hunt be too easy. I will bathe in a sea of your gore and entrails, yes, but let us enjoy the pursuit in the meantime, yes? Good luck, you weaklings, you wastes of flesh! Good luck!"

    You cast your voice out to Emir's mind, distorted with a careening, crystalline hum. "It's like a worse version of you."

    Emir Cardinalis, The Pumpkin King's voice resonates across the land, "IF I SOUND LIKE THIS THEN I GENUINELY APOLOGIZE."
    StathanEmirAgothaxlZailaMihaketiLuas
  • 00:25:35 (Web): Emir says, "I'ma go read the
    bible and then go to sleep, k thanks."

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
    ---------------------------

    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous

    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of fucking awfulness Toz
    ---------------------------
    Didi's voice resonates across the land, "Yay tox."
    ---------------------------

    Ictinus11/01/2021

    Block Toz
    ---------------------------

    limToday at 10:38 PM


    you disgust me
    ---------------------------
    (Web): Bryn says, "Toz is why we can't have nice things."

    EmirPazradymSteeleSilenaSklaxAgothaxl
  • BenedictoBenedicto Tentacles Errywhere!
    edited December 2018
    Luas's legs collapse under him as he suddenly passes out.

    Luas uses Rite of Spirit (end).
    Luas pounds sharply upon his chest and releases a warcry, bidding you to follow suit - a mighty, answering shout echoes through the air as the Rite of Spirit is concluded, and the knowledge of your enemies' weaknesses and of how to counter their most fearsome methods remains with you. The Grand Flame flares as though in answer, and you feel Divine strength and purpose settle upon your shoulders like a mantle.

    Luas regains consciousness with a start.


    @Luas pulling a 'Frank' from Old School.


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  • Benedicto said:

    Luas's legs collapse under him as he suddenly passes out.

    Luas uses Rite of Spirit (end).
    Luas pounds sharply upon his chest and releases a warcry, bidding you to follow suit - a mighty, answering shout echoes through the air as the Rite of Spirit is concluded, and the knowledge of your enemies' weaknesses and of how to counter their most fearsome methods remains with you. The Grand Flame flares as though in answer, and you feel Divine strength and purpose settle upon your shoulders like a mantle.

    Luas regains consciousness with a start.


    @Luas pulling a 'Frank' from Old School.


    HE WAS OVERCOME BY THE SPIRIT!
    Now with 253% more Madness.
    Cute-Kelli by @Sessizlik.
    AgothaxlMoxieLuas
  • TeaniTeani Shadow Mistress Sweden
    Shadow is safe by comparison. At least it's predictable!



  • Teani said:
    Shadow is safe by comparison.

    EmirTeaniSteeleZaila
  • There needs to be a flag: heresy option for the forums.

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
    ---------------------------

    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous

    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of fucking awfulness Toz
    ---------------------------
    Didi's voice resonates across the land, "Yay tox."
    ---------------------------

    Ictinus11/01/2021

    Block Toz
    ---------------------------

    limToday at 10:38 PM


    you disgust me
    ---------------------------
    (Web): Bryn says, "Toz is why we can't have nice things."

    Xavin


  • Close enough
  • TekiasTekias Wisconsin
    Unsure whether this is long enough to be an RP log, but...it is teh fuhneez.

    Treading softly, Teani's gray-furred form wanders in from the southeast.

    You incline your head politely to Teani.

    Teani inclines her head politely to those around her.

    Zhukov raises his hand in greeting to Teani and says "Hello!"

    Aliviana inclines her head politely to Teani.

    Xenia ponders Aliviana's profile, deep in consideration.

    Xenia Seirath-Vetra, Iosyne's Voice says to Aliviana, "Don't think we've formally met."

    Aliviana ponders the situation.

    Shadus Aliviana says to Xenia, "I do not think we have, Alivianas."

    Xenia Seirath-Vetra, Iosyne's Voice says, "Xenia. Pleasure to meet you."

    Xenia squints over the collection of sciomancers. "And now we have an argument brewing, no doubt."

    Teani nods her head sagely.

    Aliviana nods her head emphatically.

    You say to Xenia, "We've had one brewing for a while now."

    You see the following people here:
    Tatia, Zhukov, Teani, Xenia, Aliviana.

    Aliviana's eyes twinkle enchantingly.

    Xenia shakes her head.

    You say, "In fact, if you leave, it'll be a pure Argument at the Gates. Guards notwithstanding."

    Zhukov sucks thoughtfully on his teeth.

    You have emoted: Tekias whispers, quite loudly, to Aliviana. "I think we can take her if we all make a Singularity."

    Xenia Seirath-Vetra, Iosyne's Voice says, "I'm here to make sure it doesn't turn into a....conspiracy."

    Xenia Seirath-Vetra, Iosyne's Voice says, "Or was it a coup...."

    Xenia creases her brow in a frown.

    Shadow Warden Teani Tash'Vetra says to Xenia, in a feral tongue, "Singularity."

    You have emoted: Tekias coughs and straightens up. "I'd like to think a Coup would be a Syssin thing, honestly."

    Shadow Warden Teani Tash'Vetra says, in a feral tongue, "A massive one."

    Aliviana giggles happily.

    Tatia's eyes sparkle with amusement.

    Xenia nods her head emphatically.

    Xenia Seirath-Vetra, Iosyne's Voice says, "That's right, conspiracy and coups were Syssin things."

    Zhukov Bouchard, of the Reach says, "Long live the Dhasan?"

    Zhukov shifts his eyes from side to side suspiciously.

    Xenia peers at Zhukov suspiciously.

    Xenia Seirath-Vetra, Iosyne's Voice says, "Let's keep Emir out of here and maybe we'll avoid the Singularity."
    The following members of the Sciomancers are in the realm:
    Member          Rank                           Position            Class       
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Teani           The Shadow Warden              Guildmaster         Shapeshifter
    Tekias          Singularity Manipulator        Shadow Mage         Sciomancer
    Zhukov          Shade Master                   Shadow Mage         Sciomancer
    Tatia           Elemental Mage                 Conservator         Sciomancer
    Aliviana        Shadus                         Shadus              Sciomancer
    Shadus Aliviana frowns and says, "Oh."

    Xenia doesn't look entirely convinced. "No, that's it, I'm calling this a situation orange alert for Singularities."

    Tatia peers about herself suspiciously.

    Shadow Mage Tatia Vilandra says, "I gave him a box full of bombs for Celesmas."

    Tatia shifts her eyes from side to side suspiciously.

    (Spinesreach): Xenia says, "No need for alarm, but we are at orange alert for the possibility of singularities forming."

    (Spinesreach): Kanivara says, "Who riled up Emir this time?"

    (Spinesreach): Xenia says, "Please refrain from allowing too many sciomancers from grouping together, it gets hazardous."

    (Spinesreach): You say, "No one yet. Just every waking Sciomancer is gathered in one place."

    (Spinesreach): Teani says, "At the moment, we do not have enough Sciomancers around for a Singularity. We are but an argument."

    (Spinesreach): Raynia says, "Oh dear."

    Aliviana hums a happy tune.

    (Spinesreach): Kanivara says, "Ah. Is Emir among the group? Because that's when there'll definitely be singularities."

    (Spinesreach): Desidora says, "Emir's not even awake now. I'm sure the alert woulda been higher."

    (Spinesreach): Kanivara says, "If Emir's around, singularities happen. That's pretty much the way of it."

    (Spinesreach): Teani says, "Right, but we were discussing group formations."

    (Spinesreach): Xenia says, "I would have to call a quota on the number of Sciomancers at prominent city structures like the Inner Gate."

    Aliviana hiccups suddenly.

    You peer at Aliviana suspiciously.

    (Spinesreach): Desidora says, "Heh, a singularity of sciomancers. Clever."

    (Spinesreach): Teani says, "Four Sciomancers make an argument. I believe we discussed this and said eight made a Sincularity."

    (Sciomancers): Teani says, "Singularity, even."

    Aliviana stares at Teani and blinks.

    (Spinesreach): Teani says, "Singularity, even."

    (Spinesreach): Tatia says, "The question is...how many is too many?"

    Aliviana stares at you and blinks.

    (Spinesreach): Teani says, "There is no such thing."

    (Spinesreach): You say, "I was under the impression that it took three to make an Argument. Hmm."

    (Spinesreach): Teani says, "Eventually we just form a black hole."

    (Spinesreach): Xenia says, "I'm pretty sure when the arugmen tforms, we've hit too many. ha!"

    Aliviana gives a delicate, hand-painted obsidian tea cup to you.

    (Spinesreach): Zhukov says, "I've seen some with the ability to argue with themselves so one is the limit?"

    (Spinesreach): Xenia says, "Tekias, you count for two where arguments are concerned."

    (Spinesreach): You say, "Then we are at Singularity."

    (Spinesreach): Xenia says, "Just like Emir counts for three when it comes to singularities."

    Tatia snickers under her breath.

    (Spinesreach): Kanivara says, "Emir counts as a singularity all by himself."

    (Spinesreach): Xenia says, "Only when counting arguments!"

    (Spinesreach): Kanivara says, "He's a singularity with feet."

    You ponder the situation. (Should I put down a 1200 delay Singularity?)

    You say, "...mmm...nah, I won't."

    (Spinesreach): Xenia says, "You count as one in a singularity grouping."

    (Spinesreach): Teani says, "Nah, that's Emir."
    Formerly: Spiegel. Eidycue.

    Hi.

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  • "Fair enough," Zaila accepts without dismay, stabbing one fork into the far side of the
    small pie before using her remaining utensil to cut out a square shaped piece from the
    center of the pie. As the first hunk lifts to her lips, she mentions casually, "I have
    always respected you fairly well. You never bullshit me or soften your opinion to make me
    feel better."

    You have emoted: Karhast stares at you. He stares at the pie. He stares at your fork, at
    your knife, at the hole you leave. Though his mouth begins to move, there are no words in
    Common, Troll, Illumine or otherwise the man can muster up, and soon enough his lips shut
    again in mute and utter shock.
    AishiaPazradymMoxieZailaAristaLuas
  • RhyotRhyot Bloodloch
    I feel like that subscript has some holes in it. :sunglasses:

    I'm disappointed in the quote. It wasn't very... filling. :sunglasses:


    Agothaxl
  • AishiaAishia Queen Bee
    lol ive done that irl real power move
    Zaila

  • Otavius arrives from the down.
    You gasp with the realization that Otavius has reached the level of 6.

    You see the following people here:
    Otavius.

    I make people around me better.

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
    ---------------------------

    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous

    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of fucking awfulness Toz
    ---------------------------
    Didi's voice resonates across the land, "Yay tox."
    ---------------------------

    Ictinus11/01/2021

    Block Toz
    ---------------------------

    limToday at 10:38 PM


    you disgust me
    ---------------------------
    (Web): Bryn says, "Toz is why we can't have nice things."

    TragerMoxieMjollTeaniZaila
  • StathanStathan Hot springs
    "This one lives in Duiran, so maybe he'd know?" Agothaxl says as she lifts a thumb and
    jerks it towards you. As she lets the hand fall to join the other on her tankard, she
    keeps a sideways glance on you and responds to your question, "And no, your joke didn't go
    too far, but I'm probably just a tad sheltered."

    You have emoted: Turning his gaze towards Ferrik, Stathan states in a bland, flat tone.
    "We're all horribly uncultured heathens. We dance around fires naked at midnight and when
    we aren't partaking in orgies and wild flights of fancy we're busy brooding and getting
    drunk."

    Ferrik scrunches up his snout and draws his head back confused. "Wait is that Spinesreach
    or Duiran?" he blinks and shakes his head.
    MoxieTozXeniaTeaniKelliaraArista
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