Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

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  • TedrunaiTedrunai Immortal
    @Xandren in the future please BUG stuff like this. I believe it's been fixed, please let one of us know via BUG or MESSAGE if it occurs again.
    DiogenSaturnineTenshyo
  • DraimanDraiman Dr. Drai
    (Web): You say, "How you like them there tophouses scores Trager."

    (Web): Trager says, "Poweridle ftw."

    (Web): Trager says, "I could just go back to not logging out."

    (Web): Varel says, "I'm gonna let you finish but killstats tells the story."
    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



    XeniaMazarineAtrapoema
  • DraimanDraiman Dr. Drai
    Graryn, the quartermaster gives a pained sigh.
    "Getting low on food for the lizards... again" Graryn, the quartermaster says, talking to himself.

    You say to Graryn, the quartermaster, "What do you even feed those things?"

    Graryn, the quartermaster says, "People who ask too many questions."
    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



    SerriceZailaEmelleDidi
  • IllikaalIllikaal Pray Area
    edited July 2016
    [9:58:56 AM] Charles Suo: I just hopped a unicornsing fence
    [9:59:00 AM] Charles Suo: into the middle of a construction site
    [9:59:05 AM] Charles Suo: to get dat Venasaur
    [9:59:07 AM] Devin Alyn: LOL
    [9:59:15 AM] Charles Suo: there were 4 other people being unicornsies at the edge of the fence
    [9:59:20 AM] Charles Suo: I took all their phones
    [9:59:22 AM] Charles Suo: got it for all of them
    [9:59:24 AM] Charles Suo: unicornsing hero right here
    [9:59:27 AM] Devin Alyn: what a unicornsing savage.
    [9:59:46 AM] Angel: In America those 4 people just got their phones stolen
    [9:59:54 AM] Devin Alyn: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    [9:59:57 AM] Devin Alyn: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
    [10:00:04 AM] Charles Suo: lmao
    "And finally, swear to Me: You will give your life to Dendara for you are Tiarna an-Kiar."
    ZsadistHavenDraimanXenia
  • IllikaalIllikaal Pray Area
    edited July 2016
    So as some of ya'll know I was playing Farkle in the Tournament just now. I have a friend named Sam, who has been my best friend for the past 7 years. We play all sorts of video games together, she, her boyfriend and I. I'll randomly troll and joke if i'm playing a different game myself that's difficult, or if I'm playing ranked in League. I'll randomly ask her to believe in me 100% anime style. She'll be like "Okay I believe in you Devin!" It oddly works more often than not.

    We were in the last turn. This was the score.

    Akaryuterra's score is currently 2700.
    Mazarine's score is currently 1850.
    Nenelos's score is currently 700.
    Illidan's score is currently 0.

    I immediately went to Sam on Skype.

    [12:57:01 PM] Devin: SAM GOD DAMNIT
    [12:57:04 PM] Devin: I NEED YOUR POWER
    [12:57:07 PM] Devin: I NEED YOU
    [12:57:09 PM] Devin: TO BELIEVE IN ME
    [12:57:11 PM] Sam: ????
    [12:57:14 PM] Sam: I believe in you.
    [1:01:07 PM] Sam: I belief in you Devins
    [1:01:11 PM] Sam: And John beliefs in you too.

    It ended like this:
    A dextrous Caentoi attendant says, in Albedi, "In 4th place with 700 points we have..."
    The YELLOW contestant, Nenelos!

    A dextrous Caentoi attendant says, in Albedi, "In 3rd place with 2200 points we have..."
    The GREEN contestant, Mazarine!

    A dextrous Caentoi attendant says, in Albedi, "In 2nd place with 2300 points we have..."
    The MAGENTA contestant, Illidan!

    A dextrous Caentoi attendant says, in Albedi, "And in 1st place with 2700 points we have..."
    The RED contestant, Akaryuterra!

    Thanks, Sam.
    "And finally, swear to Me: You will give your life to Dendara for you are Tiarna an-Kiar."
    HavenXenia
  • IraeIrae Six feet under.
    Looking through the library:

    #52914 An Introduction to Basic Alchemical Principles (copy)
    by A grimstim pill


    So they let just about anybody teach these days, huh.
    DidiEmelleAryanneXeniaTenshyo
  • Sitting around, doing nothing for the last 10 or so minutes when suddenly!

    The favor of Damariel has worn off.
    H:6112/5811(105%) M:5320/4994(107%) E:105% W:107% B:100% csdb eb 98
    [FirstAid]: apply restoration to left leg
    You take out a salve of restoration and quickly rub it on your left leg.
    H:6112/5811(105%) M:5320/4994(107%) E:105% W:107% B:100% csdb eb 98
    You have restored your left leg as best as you can!
    [Tranquility] Left leg restored fully.
    [Tranquility] You cured PRE_RESTORE_LEFT_LEG 0 remaining.
    You may apply another salve to yourself.
    H:6112/5811(105%) M:5320/4994(107%) E:105% W:107% B:100% csdb eb 98
    [FirstAid]: apply restoration to right leg
    You take out a salve of restoration and quickly rub it on your right leg.
    H:6112/5811(105%) M:5320/4994(107%) E:105% W:107% B:100% csdb eb 98
    You have restored your right leg as best as you can!
    [Tranquility] Right leg restored fully.
    [Tranquility] You cured PRE_RESTORE_RIGHT_LEG 0 remaining.
    You may apply another salve to yourself.



    ...lol?
  • SerriceSerrice the Black Fox
    She had limb damage on the edge of her pre-resto threshold and the loss of the extra health from her blessing nudged it over, in case anyone was wondering why that happened.
     
    ZailaXeniaIrae
  • I don't know if this belongs here or somewhere else, but today was my most lucrative treasure hunt event.

    Later, when I signed out this evening, I saw the following:
    You feel your insides clench as your soul is frozen.
    You have played 7777 games.


    ( I have been playing Akary for a long time >_> )
    image
    EmelleZailaTeaniXeniaKelliara
  • CorynCoryn Spokane, Wa
    YOU OLD AF, BREH
    DidiAkaryuterra
  • (Clan Selannor): Draiman says, "Miss I'll give you 20 of those credits back."
    H:6434/6434(100%) M:4756/4756(100%) E:100% W:100% B:100% csdb eb LC:0 RC:0 90
    (Clan Selannor): Draiman says, "If you go retri Illidan RIGHT FUCKING NOW."
    H:6434/6434(100%) M:4756/4756(100%) E:100% W:100% B:100% csdb eb LC:0 RC:0 90
    [Tranquility] Mana Lost: -500 (10%)
    Blinding light envelops a gleaming scimitar, glowing in strength until it fills your vision. With a sudden pulse, you
    discharge the blast into Illidan's chest and while the air crackles with heat, the energy slowly dissipates as it
    fizzles to nothing.
    Equilibrium Used: 6.00 seconds
    H:6434/6434(100%) M:4256/4756(89%) E:100% W:100% B:100% csdb -b LC:0 RC:0 90
    [FirstAid]: eat moss
    You feel your health and mana replenished.
    [Tranquility] Mana Gained: +9%
    You have recovered equilibrium.
    H:6434/6434(100%) M:4756/4756(100%) E:100% W:100% B:100% csdb eb LC:0 RC:0 90
    You may eat another bit of irid moss.
    H:6434/6434(100%) M:4756/4756(100%) E:100% W:100% B:100% csdb eb LC:0 RC:0 90
    (Clan Selannor): Illidan says, "She literally just retri'd me."
    H:6434/6434(100%) M:4756/4756(100%) E:100% W:100% B:100% csdb eb LC:0 RC:0 90
    (Clan Selannor): You say, "Blinding light envelops a gleaming scimitar, glowing in strength until it fills your vision.
    With a sudden pulse, you discharge the blast into Illidan's chest and while the air crackles with heat, the energy
    slowly dissipates as it fizzles to nothing."
    H:6434/6434(100%) M:4756/4756(100%) E:100% W:100% B:100% csdb eb LC:0 RC:0 90
    (Clan Selannor): Illidan says, "You owe her 20cr."
    H:6434/6434(100%) M:4756/4756(100%) E:100% W:100% B:100% csdb eb LC:0 RC:0 90
    (Clan Selannor): Atrapoema says, "I mean."
    H:6434/6434(100%) M:4756/4756(100%) E:100% W:100% B:100% csdb eb LC:0 RC:0 90
    (Clan Selannor): Atrapoema says, "They got you there."
    H:6434/6434(100%) M:4756/4756(100%) E:100% W:100% B:100% csdb eb LC:0 RC:0 90
    (Clan Selannor): Atrapoema says, "So pay up."
    H:6434/6434(100%) M:4756/4756(100%) E:100% W:100% B:100% csdb eb LC:0 RC:0 90
    (Clan Selannor): Draiman says, "Wow you douches."
    H:6434/6434(100%) M:4756/4756(100%) E:100% W:100% B:100% csdb eb LC:0 RC:0 90
    (Clan Selannor): Serrice says, "Delph was another one."
    H:6434/6434(100%) M:4756/4756(100%) E:100% W:100% B:100% csdb eb LC:0 RC:0 90
    (Clan Selannor): You say, "Ahahahaha."
    H:6434/6434(100%) M:4756/4756(100%) E:100% W:100% B:100% csdb eb LC:0 RC:0 90
    Draiman has transferred 20 credits to you.
    IllikaalBufordEmelleZailaHavenTeaniXenia
  • EmelleEmelle Dreamshaper Tecpatl's Cradle
    edited August 2016
    You open a lacquered minipet cage.
    With surprising speed, a shimmering suit of full plate armour leaps out of its cage and into your arms.

    You are holding: a shimmering suit of full plate armour

    This most impressive of all armours is a work of art. Every plate in it interlocks, and all are angled so as to optimally deflect blows. Every plate is highly decorated with etchings and inlaid metals, but the functional integrity of the suit is completely intact. Behind the metal plates are a layer of chain mail, and then heavy quilted padding.
    It has 118 weeks of usefulness left.
    It weighs about 80 pound(s).
    It bears the distinctive mark of Emelle Silverain, the Seer.
    ...
    ZailaAtrapoemaArbreTragerTeani
  • HadrakHadrak Dorohedoro
    Emelle said:

    With surprising speed, a shimmering suit of full plate armour leaps out of its cage and into your arms

    Do you.. do you know what it was meant to be? Part of me wants to have you keep it, so you can have a very adorable suit of enchanted armor following you around.


    ArbreTenshyo
  • EmelleEmelle Dreamshaper Tecpatl's Cradle
    It was meant to be a kitten, but if someone wants to prog this armor to behave like a minipet I will definitely do something silly with it
    ZailaXeniaTeani
  • HadrakHadrak Dorohedoro
    Emelle said:

    It was meant to be a kitten, but if someone wants to prog this armor to behave like a minipet I will definitely do something silly with it

    Kitten? Armor? Same thing!

    EmelleIselleTeani
  • CorynCoryn Spokane, Wa
    Armour kitten.
  • I just want to see this armour floating around after @Emelle, making the cutest little meows.
    EmelleZailaArbreKerrynXeniaTeaniTenshyo
  • IraeIrae Six feet under.
    You use Corpus Entomb.
    You utter a brief charm, focusing upon the link to your coffin.
    Balance Used: 2.00 seconds

    You have recovered balance on all limbs.

    You attempt to flee to your coffin.
    Your deathlink defence has been stripped.
    You suddenly sink straight down into the ground beneath you. A sensation of tremendous movement overtakes you, and when you open your eyes you are safe inside your coffin, buried deep within the earth.

    Asleep in a coffin.
    This room has not been mapped.
    Empress Sarita Bahir'an is here, sleeping. She wields a menacing flail in her left hand and a silver-edged buckler in her right.
    There are no obvious exits.
    You are afflicted with asleep.
    Balance Used: 10.00 seconds


    This coffin ain't big enough for the both of us.
  • SaritaSarita Empress of Bahir'an The Pillars of the Earth
    Wait until someone who got hit with the smelly aff or whatever that is comes in and starts stinking the place up.
  • IraeIrae Six feet under.
    edited August 2016
    I guess we'll be rolling in our graves then. Quite literally!

    Safety.
  • DraimanDraiman Dr. Drai
    (Web): Cariv says, "You might be surprised to know I have a reputation as a super nice guy so fuck
    you ***********."

    (Web): Varel says, "Lol."

    (Web): You say, "Yeah but those people don't know you like I do."

    (Web): Xenia says, "Did you just say ***********???"

    (Web): Cariv says, "I was thinking ********** or ********* but I went with ***********, yea."

    (Web): Xenia says, "Hold on, what is a **********?"

    (Web): Xenia says, "The others I can figure out."

    (Web): Cariv says, "What Draiman would be if he wasn't a ***********."

    (Web): You say, "Damn dude fk u."

    (Web): Cariv says, "<3."
    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



    DidiXeniaXandren
  • DraimanDraiman Dr. Drai
    Our Producer is a greifer:

    Message #3403 Sent By: Razmael Received On: 8/10/2016/21:24
    "Also your return message keeps telling me to die *zap*."

    You sent the following message to Razmael:
    Can't change it, it's been that way since you were a widdle druidle. If I change it, Aetolia goes
    the way of MKO.

    ^-- Too soon?

    Message #3405 Sent By: Razmael Received On: 8/10/2016/21:25
    "Just means I get valid zap cause on you each time I message you :D."

    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



    ZsadistKelliaraVarelNia
  • That'd be two for flinching.
  • Oblate Faerin
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    General:
    She is 60 years old.
    She was born on the 8th of Khepary, year 400 of the Midnight Age.
    She is ranked 341st in Aetolia.
    She is a Councilor in Duiran.
    She is Oblate in the Sentaari.
    She is a Vagabond in the Fellowship of Explorers.
    She is a member of the clan called 'The Hilltop Academy'.
    She walks with Divine Grace.
    She is considered to be approximately 30% of your might.
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------



    What wha...?
    Tenshyo
  • ErzsebetErzsebet Altaholic
    I got level 93 or so without ever attacking anything/questing. It's not impossible. Weird, for someone that young though.
    imageimage
  • DraimanDraiman Dr. Drai
    @Ilyon had me rolling all morning long.

    A cloaked figure grunts at Nenelos noncommittally.

    (Web): You say, "Ilyon's rp is solid 10/10."

    (Web): Ilyon says, "What, I'm standing here and looking intimidating."

    Xenia settles back where she had been standing, arms recrossing over her chest and falling silent.

    Ilyon uses Tekura Stance (dragon).
    Ilyon adopts a strange position and a look of pure menace flashes in his eyes.

    (Web): Ilyon says, "There, more so."



    Nenelos says, "I was told to offer 1 million essence by the howling."

    Nenelos says, "I submitted about 1.3million."

    A cloaked figure says, "Truly, a deed of legends."
    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



    TedrunaiVarel
  • NiaNia Trashy
    (Auxiliar): Eleanor says, "Also, that one's in there to try and deter folk from getting too stupid too often, because Numerology while you're legless is remarkably dangerous."
    (Auxiliar): Eleanor says, "You should never drink and derive."
    KelliaraDraimanKerrynDidiTeaniEmelleXeniaTedrunaiTenshyo
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