Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

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  • DraimanDraiman Dr. Drai Member Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



    ValingarSerriceIllidan
  • TozToz Member Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Enorian has like, 2 rooms that instakill undead, that pillar, a lighthouse that shoots instakilling lasers, and who knows what else. Wtf guys.

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
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    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous
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    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of unicorns awfulness Toz
    Emelle
  • AishiaAishia Queen Bee Member Posts: 2,272 ✭✭✭✭✭
    to be fair that pillar instakills ANYONE
  • BenedictoBenedicto Tentacles Errywhere! Member Posts: 817 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The mental image of this really happening made me gigglesnort.
    Urial shimmers into view before you.

    Urial exclaims "Hah!" in a triumphant voice.

    Unable to stay awake, Urial's eyes slowly slip shut and he falls asleep on the back of his mount.

    (Leaders): Tiur says, "I'll remember not to delete you when the time comes, Bene. Good people."

    TeaniSolariaSerriceLepeka
  • AsaraiiAsaraii Member Posts: 366 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Weird ugly bat lady tries and fails at interupting @Toot's fishing trip...


    You turn to a large school of shiny green fish and suddenly scream, "Boo!" at it.

    A large school of shiny green fish growls menacingly.

    "Uh," you say with little discernible meaning.

    ......


    You turn to an angler fish and suddenly scream, "Boo!" at it.

    An angler fish snarls violently and moves foward.

    An angler fish darts around, attempting to avoid your attack.

    An angler fish darts in close to bite you.

    You peer about yourself suspiciously.
    EmelleMariena
  • AsaraiiAsaraii Member Posts: 366 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You may not set a bounty for lower than 2,000 gold sovereigns. Who are you, Bloodloch?

    Well...
    Serrice
  • BenedictoBenedicto Tentacles Errywhere! Member Posts: 817 ✭✭✭✭✭
    For @Yeras


    (Leaders): Tiur says, "I'll remember not to delete you when the time comes, Bene. Good people."

    EmelleJamiXeniaTrager
  • XeniaXenia Member Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Arbre said:

    Officer Kanivara Sor'Tirivan says, "Alright, you've a hammer there... Attack me with it. Show me how you strike."

    Adreia pulls a blackened warhammer back before bashing it into Kanivara with a sickening crunch.
    The attack rebounds back onto Adreia!
    [ Kanivara murdered - Adreia ]
    Kanivara has smashed Adreia into a broken mess.
    You divine the location of this death as Cavernous martial hall in Bloodloch.

    This is not the first time that's happened in the Carnifex!

  • KelliaraKelliara Member Posts: 575 ✭✭✭✭
    Xenia said:

    Arbre said:

    Officer Kanivara Sor'Tirivan says, "Alright, you've a hammer there... Attack me with it. Show me how you strike."

    Adreia pulls a blackened warhammer back before bashing it into Kanivara with a sickening crunch.
    The attack rebounds back onto Adreia!
    [ Kanivara murdered - Adreia ]
    Kanivara has smashed Adreia into a broken mess.
    You divine the location of this death as Cavernous martial hall in Bloodloch.

    This is not the first time that's happened in the Carnifex!
    Going to go ahead and say she might need a few more lessons in striking.

    Or perhaps in striking a target that's not herself.
    Now with 253% more Madness.
    Cute-Kelli by @Sessizlik.
  • RasharRashar Member Posts: 1,609 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Benedicto says, "DID YOU SEE THAT GEEK unicorns I JUST PULLED FROM MY unicorns. XD."

    Just going to leave that here.
    EmelleTeaniBenedicto
  • BenedictoBenedicto Tentacles Errywhere! Member Posts: 817 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rashar said:
    @Benedicto says, "DID YOU SEE THAT GEEK unicorns I JUST PULLED FROM MY unicorns. XD." Just going to leave that here.
    I've been framed!
    (Leaders): Tiur says, "I'll remember not to delete you when the time comes, Bene. Good people."

    Rashar
  • AulinAulin Member Posts: 6
    You mutilate a shifty bandit with a vengeful blow from a blackened warhammer.
    You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
    Damage done: 1, blunt, brute
    The final blow proves too much for a shifty bandit, who expires, pitifully.

    :neutral:

    Tenshyo
  • XandrenXandren Member Posts: 200 ✭✭✭
    looks like you need to get Overkill, @Aulin

    that way the remaining damage can be used anyways, XD
    The rushing sound of waves breaking upon a shore fills your mind as Slyphe imparts to you, "Meltas is a bit..special sometimes..."
  • HadrakHadrak DorohedoroMember Posts: 874 admin
    You shut your eyes and concentrate on the wise Underking. A moment later, you feel inextricably linked with the underworld and its passengers.
    Yeah idk about that

    Emelle
  • ShachalaiShachalai Member Posts: 96 ✭✭✭
    (the Front Line): Phoenecia says, "...aren't eld supposed to pop out of this thing?"

    Phoenecia has been sliced apart by a shadow-laden grey eld.
    EmelleMazarineZaila
  • DraimanDraiman Dr. Drai Member Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ty for fixing my dice Raz :)
    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



    Xenia
  • IllidanIllidan Pray AreaMember Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I now have farkle PTSD
    They didn't listen when I said Shamans were strong in groups. 
                                                                                                    
              
    Zaila
  • CthoniasCthonias Member Posts: 4
    Around a mouthful of strawberry crepe, you say, "Notiffe how iff not turning to asfhes."
    Didi
  • IllidanIllidan Pray AreaMember Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ira Fuller says, "The game is over! Our final standings are..."

    Ira Fuller says, "In 2nd place with 1650 points we have..."

    The RED contestant, Illidan!

    Ira Fuller says, "And in 1st place with 4050 points we have..."

    The GREEN contestant, Fanico!

    You say, "That hurts my heart."

    Ira Fuller says, "Thanks for playing!"

    You become overwhelmed by it all and begin to weep silently.

    Fanico stares implacably at you.

    You rub your hands together, trying to stave off the cold.

    Ira Fuller says, "Wow Illidan, you managed to make it through a full game without dying!"

    Fanico says, "Fer reals."

    Ira Fuller throws up her hands and cheers wildly for you!

    You peer at Ira Fuller suspiciously.
    They didn't listen when I said Shamans were strong in groups. 
                                                                                                    
              
    DraimanHavenEmelleXenia
  • LaitLait OhioMember Posts: 90 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2016
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  • MelanthaMelantha Member Posts: 122 ✭✭✭
    Okay, so @Rhalia logged in for the first time in forever (welcome back!). Since she, Mel, and @Nola are sisters, it's only natural to drag her off for a reunion. So I did, sparking the following exchange:

    In cheerful sing-song, you smile and say, "Look who I~ brou~ght!"

    Jami glances over to Rhalia, giving her a small wave of the hand, "Been a while,
    hello.

    Nola makes a sudden noise of elation as she spies upon Rhalia, grabbing the
    young woman by the shoulders and yanking her over to be surrounded by her
    clutching embrace, "Little siiiisssster.." she crows.

    Rashar uses Shapeshifting Scent.
    Rashar tilts his head back, inhaling sharply several times.

    Rhalia gives Nola a tight hug.

    Rashar takes the opportunity to not so surreptitiously take a pair of steps
    backwards. Grinning at Urial, he cravenly turns and flees into the city.

    Rashar leaves to the south.

    (Tells): The crackle and pop of flames accompanies your voice as you tell
    Rashar, "//I wonder, have you ever seen Mel when she's cheerful? Like,
    legitimately no-wry-smiles cheerful?"

    (Tells): An abrupt memory strikes you - the notion of Rashar telling you, "((
    Nope! I couldn't handle it, that's why I had to leave. ))"

    (Tells): The crackle and pop of flames accompanies your voice as you tell
    Rashar, "//I knew it!"
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    RasharTeani
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