Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

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  • DraimanDraiman Dr. Drai
    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



    ValingarSerriceIllikaal
  • Enorian has like, 2 rooms that instakill undead, that pillar, a lighthouse that shoots instakilling lasers, and who knows what else. Wtf guys.

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
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    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous

    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of fucking awfulness Toz
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    Didi's voice resonates across the land, "Yay tox."
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    Ictinus11/01/2021

    Block Toz
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    limToday at 10:38 PM


    you disgust me
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    (Web): Bryn says, "Toz is why we can't have nice things."

    Emelle
  • Good point, in the interest of fairness and balance, BL also should be gifted 2 rooms that instakill undead.
    LepekaSilenaBenedictoIllikaalSerriceDiogen
  • AishiaAishia Queen Bee
    to be fair that pillar instakills ANYONE
  • EmelleEmelle Dreamshaper Tecpatl's Cradle
    In a deep, gravelly voice, @Atrapoema imparts to you, "There's one less bottle've rum in the world tonight, k'ahah!"

    In a deep, gravelly voice, Atrapoema imparts to you, "I don't thhink I t *hic* hought this through *hic* ."
    TeaniAtrapoemaXeniaHavenBenedictoSerrice
  • Edited slightly...


    (Web): Arbre says, "ANNOUNCEMENT: MOUNTAIN SCREAMER IS ANOTHER NAME FOR A COUGAR."
    (Web): You say, "I ONLY KNOW THAT NOW I HIT THE BIG (age), -(my name)- IS ANOTHER NAME FOR COUGAR :(."
    (Web): Arbre says, "My fatal flaw was assuming people would use google if they didn't know."
    (Web): Arbre says, "O.O."
    (Web): Arbre says, "Asaraii..."
    (Web): Arbre says, "What is your name?"
    (Web): You say, "(my name)!"
    (Web): Arbre says, "That was the weirdest thing ever."
    (Web): Arbre says, "Mine is too."
    (Web): Arbre says, "I thought you were creepy and insulting me."
    (Web): Arbre says, "Because I am also (same age)."


    @Arbre - I'M DEFINITELY CREEPY, I JUST WASN'T INSULTING YOU. :D:p
    EmelleArbreLepekaMarienaSerrice
  • BenedictoBenedicto Tentacles Errywhere!
    The mental image of this really happening made me gigglesnort.
    Urial shimmers into view before you.

    Urial exclaims "Hah!" in a triumphant voice.

    Unable to stay awake, Urial's eyes slowly slip shut and he falls asleep on the back of his mount.

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    TeaniSolariaSerriceLepeka
  • Weird ugly bat lady tries and fails at interupting @Toot's fishing trip...


    You turn to a large school of shiny green fish and suddenly scream, "Boo!" at it.

    A large school of shiny green fish growls menacingly.

    "Uh," you say with little discernible meaning.

    ......


    You turn to an angler fish and suddenly scream, "Boo!" at it.

    An angler fish snarls violently and moves foward.

    An angler fish darts around, attempting to avoid your attack.

    An angler fish darts in close to bite you.

    You peer about yourself suspiciously.
    EmelleMariena
  • You may not set a bounty for lower than 2,000 gold sovereigns. Who are you, Bloodloch?

    Well...
    Serrice
  • (Congregation): Haern says, "Handsome ain't the word I'd use, but I'll give it to ya. You warm the cockles of m' heart or.. think those are cockles.."

    (Congregation): Brynn says, "Cockles works."

    (Congregation): You say, "I'd rather not touch Your cockles."

    (Congregation): Aishia says, "Ah mussels I think."

    (Congregation): Haern says, "Mussels of My heart, then."

    (Congregation): You say, "This's becoming clammy."

    (Congregation): Haern says, "Ha haw!"
    BenedictoEmelleMarienaXeniaKelliara
  • BenedictoBenedicto Tentacles Errywhere!
  • ArbreArbre Arbrelina Jolie Braavos
    Officer Kanivara Sor'Tirivan says, "Alright, you've a hammer there... Attack me with it. Show me how you strike."

    Adreia pulls a blackened warhammer back before bashing it into Kanivara with a sickening crunch.
    The attack rebounds back onto Adreia!
    [ Kanivara murdered - Adreia ]
    Kanivara has smashed Adreia into a broken mess.
    You divine the location of this death as Cavernous martial hall in Bloodloch.
    AryanneXandrenTeaniXeniaSolaria
  • Arbre said:

    Officer Kanivara Sor'Tirivan says, "Alright, you've a hammer there... Attack me with it. Show me how you strike."

    Adreia pulls a blackened warhammer back before bashing it into Kanivara with a sickening crunch.
    The attack rebounds back onto Adreia!
    [ Kanivara murdered - Adreia ]
    Kanivara has smashed Adreia into a broken mess.
    You divine the location of this death as Cavernous martial hall in Bloodloch.

    This is not the first time that's happened in the Carnifex!

  • Xenia said:

    Arbre said:

    Officer Kanivara Sor'Tirivan says, "Alright, you've a hammer there... Attack me with it. Show me how you strike."

    Adreia pulls a blackened warhammer back before bashing it into Kanivara with a sickening crunch.
    The attack rebounds back onto Adreia!
    [ Kanivara murdered - Adreia ]
    Kanivara has smashed Adreia into a broken mess.
    You divine the location of this death as Cavernous martial hall in Bloodloch.

    This is not the first time that's happened in the Carnifex!
    Going to go ahead and say she might need a few more lessons in striking.

    Or perhaps in striking a target that's not herself.
    Now with 253% more Madness.
    Cute-Kelli by @Sessizlik.
  • @Benedicto says, "DID YOU SEE THAT GEEK SHIT I JUST PULLED FROM MY ASS. XD."

    Just going to leave that here.
    EmelleTeaniBenedicto
  • BenedictoBenedicto Tentacles Errywhere!
    Rashar said:
    @Benedicto says, "DID YOU SEE THAT GEEK unicorns I JUST PULLED FROM MY unicorns. XD." Just going to leave that here.
    I've been framed!
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    Rashar
  • You mutilate a shifty bandit with a vengeful blow from a blackened warhammer.
    You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!
    Damage done: 1, blunt, brute
    The final blow proves too much for a shifty bandit, who expires, pitifully.

    :neutral:

    Tenshyo
  • looks like you need to get Overkill, @Aulin

    that way the remaining damage can be used anyways, XD
    The rushing sound of waves breaking upon a shore fills your mind as Slyphe imparts to you, "Meltas is a bit..special sometimes..."
  • BenedictoBenedicto Tentacles Errywhere!
    You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
    Missing you.
    You see inside:
    Copper-hued, lace panties
    <5997/5997h 4136/3826m 27900e 18736w <eb lr> > <100100|82|100|34.92%>letterlist
    **********************************[ Letters ]**********************************
    ID Sender Recipient Decay time
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    171113 Ingram Benedicto 10
    *******************************************************************************
    Oh my.
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    EmelleIngramAryanneXavinErzsebet
  • HadrakHadrak Dorohedoro
    You shut your eyes and concentrate on the wise Underking. A moment later, you feel inextricably linked with the underworld and its passengers.
    Yeah idk about that

    Emelle
  • (the Front Line): Phoenecia says, "...aren't eld supposed to pop out of this thing?"

    Phoenecia has been sliced apart by a shadow-laden grey eld.
    EmelleMazarineZaila
  • DraimanDraiman Dr. Drai
    Ty for fixing my dice Raz :)
    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



    Xenia
  • IllikaalIllikaal Pray Area
    I now have farkle PTSD
    "And finally, swear to Me: You will give your life to Dendara for you are Tiarna an-Kiar."
    Zaila
  • (Enorian): Shachalai says, "Good morning, city!"
    (Enorian): Rashar says, "Good morniiiiiing, Shachalaaaaaii."
    (Enorian): Shachalai says, "I. What."
    (Enorian): Rashar says, "Sorry, I got a bit excited."
    (Enorian): Shachalai says, "...Uh huh."
    (Enorian): Phoenecia says, "...you, excited? That's a frightening thought."
    (Enorian): Rashar says, "What can I say? You're like a soft balm on a particularly painful blister."
    (Enorian): Rashar says, "You're the aloe to my sunshine, you might say."
    (Enorian): Shachalai says, "Oy. No. Stop."
    (Enorian): Rashar says, "Er. Sunburn. Sunburn."
    (Enorian): Shachalai says, "I can feel my gorge rising."
    (Enorian): Rashar says, "I never liked George."
    (Enorian): You say, "Ah, love is in the air!"
    (Enorian): You say, "I hope you two get engaged soon!"
    (Enorian): Rashar says, "..."
    (Enorian): Rashar says, "I will stab you."
    (Enorian): Shachalai says, "...Now I'm just vomiting."
    (Enorian): You say, "Hee hee hee."
    Art by @Phoenecia! Full image available here!
    KerrynEmelleRasharXandrenShachalaiTeani
  • Around a mouthful of strawberry crepe, you say, "Notiffe how iff not turning to asfhes."
    Didi
  • IllikaalIllikaal Pray Area
    Ira Fuller says, "The game is over! Our final standings are..."

    Ira Fuller says, "In 2nd place with 1650 points we have..."

    The RED contestant, Illidan!

    Ira Fuller says, "And in 1st place with 4050 points we have..."

    The GREEN contestant, Fanico!

    You say, "That hurts my heart."

    Ira Fuller says, "Thanks for playing!"

    You become overwhelmed by it all and begin to weep silently.

    Fanico stares implacably at you.

    You rub your hands together, trying to stave off the cold.

    Ira Fuller says, "Wow Illidan, you managed to make it through a full game without dying!"

    Fanico says, "Fer reals."

    Ira Fuller throws up her hands and cheers wildly for you!

    You peer at Ira Fuller suspiciously.
    "And finally, swear to Me: You will give your life to Dendara for you are Tiarna an-Kiar."
    DraimanHavenEmelleXenia
  • LaitLait Ohio
    edited June 2016
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    Art by @Phoenecia! Full image available here!
  • Okay, so @Rhalia logged in for the first time in forever (welcome back!). Since she, Mel, and @Nola are sisters, it's only natural to drag her off for a reunion. So I did, sparking the following exchange:

    In cheerful sing-song, you smile and say, "Look who I~ brou~ght!"

    Jami glances over to Rhalia, giving her a small wave of the hand, "Been a while,
    hello.

    Nola makes a sudden noise of elation as she spies upon Rhalia, grabbing the
    young woman by the shoulders and yanking her over to be surrounded by her
    clutching embrace, "Little siiiisssster.." she crows.

    Rashar uses Shapeshifting Scent.
    Rashar tilts his head back, inhaling sharply several times.

    Rhalia gives Nola a tight hug.

    Rashar takes the opportunity to not so surreptitiously take a pair of steps
    backwards. Grinning at Urial, he cravenly turns and flees into the city.

    Rashar leaves to the south.

    (Tells): The crackle and pop of flames accompanies your voice as you tell
    Rashar, "//I wonder, have you ever seen Mel when she's cheerful? Like,
    legitimately no-wry-smiles cheerful?"

    (Tells): An abrupt memory strikes you - the notion of Rashar telling you, "((
    Nope! I couldn't handle it, that's why I had to leave. ))"

    (Tells): The crackle and pop of flames accompanies your voice as you tell
    Rashar, "//I knew it!"
    Avatar courtesy of Eleanor. Thank you!
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    Always interested in knowing how I'm doing!
    RasharTeani
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