Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

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  • (Indorani): Infin says, "Asaraii I missed you!"
    (Indorani): Infin says, "Without your awful scent, it was starting to smell like Enorian around here.
    "

    :D I love @Infin and Asaraii banter.
    InfinCallidora
  • DraimanDraiman Dr. Drai
    (Sect): Master Ezalor says, "Just letting everyone know that I'm not noticing any of you."
    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



    Aryanne
  • EzalorEzalor Emperor D'baen Canada
    Draiman said:

    (Sect): Master Senpai Ezalor says, "Just letting everyone know that I'm not noticing any of you."

    Fixed for you.
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    AngweAarbrok
  • (Imperial Dominion): You say, "Stocked where?"

    (Imperial Dominion): Abhorash says, "Do you not read? As I had advised, Vinessa carries them. Though,
    Zsadist was a bit..enthusiast and has cleared her of her stock for now. It'll take a while for the
    slaves to sew fresh ones."

    (Imperial Dominion): You say, "I have one eye, Primus, and sometimes the maggots converge there. I
    miss things occasionally."


    (Imperial Dominion): Abhorash says, "Sounds like you need to keep cleaner. See to that."


    What will Asaraii be if she can't 'kee kee kee' at the bats flying over Bloodloch with rotting flesh and maggots falling from her mouth? :/
    DristinEmelle
  • (Indorani): Ziva says, "I didn't even know you were still alive Infin."

    (Indorani): Infin says, "I am not alive Ziva."


    @Infin It probably isn't as funny as I thought, but man, I choked so hard.
    InfinHaven
  • JensenJensen Corruption's Butcher
    edited May 2015
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/adamdavis/writing-while-drunk

    So I found myself on buzzfeed. I went through a phase where I would drunk hide all my belongings so I wouldn't lose or break them, and never be able to find them again. No memory of this but #15 is definitely my handwriting....
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    KonnornTeaniXeniaAnikoTrigruRivasAryanne
  • Why is your criso in the refrigerator?
  • JensenJensen Corruption's Butcher
    edited May 2015
    That's not my fridge. I must have blacked out at a friends house. The only reason I'm aware it exists is because a friend found it online and asked me about it. It's definitely my name, handwriting, and MO
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    DidiAryanne
  • IngramIngram Alaska
    pmuch
    TragerEmelle
  • TragerTrager Raiding your underwear drawer.
    Emelle said:

    @Ingram tells you, "Everyone likes me."

    lolwut
    Indoran'i is back baby. It's go-... Oh.


    Aldric
  • (The Erebai): Ingram says, "I'm selling my satchel for credits to put on the market for gold to buy
    chests with in hopes to get more gold."

    (The Erebai): Ingram says, "I can't lose!"


    (The Erebai): You say, "Except the credits for tradein are bound."

    (The Erebai): Ingram says, "So I've just realized."

    (The Erebai): You say, "*gigglefit*."

    (The Erebai): Ingram says, "Well. Guess I have 32 bound credits."

    (The Erebai): Ingram says, "******** GREAT."
    IngramDidi
  • TozToz
    edited June 2015
    @Xenia is unable to tell a dog apart form a giftcard. This may impede her ability to lead the Carnifex...

    15. Xenia: "TOZ, BOZ UPDATE: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lot-of-2-Rare-Collectible-Blockbuster-Gift-Card-
    Non-Denom-Generic-NO-VALUE-/221788487076?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item33a39fbda4."

    16. Toz: "Your dog is a blockbuster gift card now."

    17. Xenia: "He says hi."

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
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    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous

    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of fucking awfulness Toz
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    Didi's voice resonates across the land, "Yay tox."
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    Ictinus11/01/2021

    Block Toz
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    limToday at 10:38 PM


    you disgust me
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    (Web): Bryn says, "Toz is why we can't have nice things."

  • Toz said:

    @Xenia is unable to tell a dog apart form a giftcard. This may impede her ability to lead the Carnifex...

    15. Xenia: "TOZ, BOZ UPDATE: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Lot-of-2-Rare-Collectible-Blockbuster-Gift-Card-
    Non-Denom-Generic-NO-VALUE-/221788487076?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item33a39fbda4."

    16. Toz: "Your dog is a blockbuster gift card now."

    17. Xenia: "He says hi."

    FTFY



  • DraimanDraiman Dr. Drai
    OMG BOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HE'S SO AWESOME I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH I MISSED HIM
    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



    Xenia
  • All of this was pasted in skype... I figured it needed shared.


    [8:24:06 PM] Ol' Biggy Brocks Slabstone: (Web): Trikal says, "Woot! Congrats Ingram, you're now level 90!!"
    H:4127 M:4127 E:98% W:98% B:98% XP:0% [eb]
    Swaying drunkenly to the side, Trikal catches an iron-tipped whip around a lithe
    cougar's throat at the last second and yanks it sharply.
    H:4127 M:4127 E:98% W:98% B:98% XP:0% [eb]
    A lithe cougar opens its mouth and releases an ear-shattering scream, bringing
    you to your knees.
    Trikal jerks to the side, the attack barely grazing him.
    Health Lost: 5196, blunt, none
    You have been slain by a lithe cougar.
    You sigh in frustration as you fall to the level of 89.
    A sense of disappointment overcomes you!

    [8:24:14 PM] Kent McCullough: ahahahhaha
    [8:24:32 PM] Arie Marion: LOL
    [8:24:53 PM] Arie Marion: and then he killed himself
    [8:24:55 PM] Arie Marion: fitting
    [8:25:05 PM] Ol' Biggy Brocks Slabstone: You say, "Wait."
    H:4057 M:4127 E:99% W:99% B:98% XP:0% [e-]
    You have recovered balance on all limbs.
    H:4057 M:4127 E:99% W:99% B:98% XP:0% [eb]'uh

    You say, "Uh."
    H:4057 M:4127 E:99% W:99% B:98% XP:0% [eb]
    The dark void of terror fills your mind as, horribly, blood begins to seep out
    of every pore on your body.
    H:4057 M:4127 E:99% W:99% B:98% XP:0% [eb]'hand me an immunity?

    You say, "Hand me an immunity?"
    H:4057 M:4127 E:99% W:99% B:98% XP:0% [eb]
    Your body begins to convulse, and as a scream that won't come claws frantically
    at your throat, your back snaps from the sheer force of the spasms, killing you
    instantly.
    You have been slain by misadventure.
    You sigh in frustration as you fall to the level of 89.
    A sense of disappointment overcomes you!
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    You spend 2700 gold and renew all your designs.

    While the quote itself isn't funny, I lol'd at the thought of somebody like Erzsebet or Areka crashing their client by doing DESIGN RENEW ALL.
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    Feelings, sensations that you thought were dead. No squealin' remember, that it's all in your head.
    TragerTeaniDidiZsadistPerilunaMinaretAryanneVolka
  • ErzsebetErzsebet Altaholic
    Doing design renew all is a good way to pointlessly eat all of your gold. Especially since the command doesn't ignore designs that are permanent. Didn't crash my client though. I still don't ever do anything more than newd renew below 10.
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    IsandeAryanne
  • OleisOleis Producer Emeritus Administrator, Immortal
    Fun fact: I'm really glad for the spam because it points out places that we're using gold routines really inefficiently. Because of the way we log gold transactions, stuff like that is silently lagging the game like crazy!

    I'll add design renewal to my list of things to fix (including the permanent design issue @Erzsebet mentioned).
    You say to Slyphe, "You're so freaking smart."
    [---]
    "^," Slyphe agrees with you.
    IsandeKerrynVolka
  • @Aegon says, "Yes, that and not being awake for the past twenty or so years, I'm surprised I remember how to count."


    @Ezalor says, "Don't worry. You're already ahead of @Zsadist."

    Nuttin but love, Zpaintist. :D
    ZsadistTragerEzalorLim
  • This thread's gotten dusty! There's plenty of entertainment to be found in the half-the-game web!

    (Web): @Akaryuterra says, "I have to admit, sometimes when I see Serrice's name I my brain reads it as 'Serif'. There are two kinds of fights in Aetolia. Serrice, and sans Serrice fights."
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    Feelings, sensations that you thought were dead. No squealin' remember, that it's all in your head.
    Isande
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    AldricTragerIsande
  • You have emoted: "Can you see any'a them Chieftans returnin' with that spyglass'a yours?" Aldric asks, cocking his head towards Rhulin, the dwarven engineer. "Figure we'd certainly see them headin' back."

    Rhulin, the dwarven engineer lifts up his spyglass and angles it southwest, toward the mainland and the conquered City. His lips purse, and he focuses for a very long while.

    A seagull glides in from the east, constantly looking for more food.

    Rhulin, the dwarven engineer says, "Yeah, looks like the Emperor got his way. Forces, going back through the-- get the Pit out of the way, you stupid bird."

    Rhulin, the dwarven engineer's eyes gleam as a seagull is butchered with a wicked blow.
    Rhulin, the dwarven engineer has slain a seagull.

    Wiping a Nazedha scimitar against his leg, Rhulin, the dwarven engineer goes back to sighting.


    ...Seriously, if you guys go all Game of Thrones on us with Rhulin here there's going to be a riot.
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    Feelings, sensations that you thought were dead. No squealin' remember, that it's all in your head.
    EmelleTragerIsandeMarienaKerocAryanneAarbrok
  • TragerTrager Raiding your underwear drawer.
    @Serrice : y u no kite?
    Indoran'i is back baby. It's go-... Oh.


  • This vicious looking creature stands over thirty inches at the shoulder, larger than most average
    canines. It wears a spiked collar around its neck, and a spiked steel mask secured atop its head,
    leaving its salivating jaw unrestricted. Ragged mustard covers the hound's body in a dirty coat.
    While the hound's eyeballs are bloodshot and strained, her blue irises stand out violently from the
    rest of her face. Gleaming eyes bely unusual intelligence.
    What.

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
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    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous

    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of fucking awfulness Toz
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    Didi's voice resonates across the land, "Yay tox."
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    Ictinus11/01/2021

    Block Toz
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    limToday at 10:38 PM


    you disgust me
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    (Web): Bryn says, "Toz is why we can't have nice things."

    Isande
  • Toz said:

    Ragged mustard covers the hound's body in a dirty coat.


    Looks like someone forgot the bun.
    (Web): You say, "I know there's something I'm forgetting.."
    (Web): Sevaan says, "You forgot to border the letter with macaroni art?"
    MarienaAarbrok
  • Baelak's body, ladies and gentlemen:

    You really shouldn't see this.
    He weighs about 200 pound(s).
    He is loyal to the Empire of Nazedha.

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
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    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous

    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of fucking awfulness Toz
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    Didi's voice resonates across the land, "Yay tox."
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    Ictinus11/01/2021

    Block Toz
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    limToday at 10:38 PM


    you disgust me
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    (Web): Bryn says, "Toz is why we can't have nice things."

    TragerIsandeEmelle
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