Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

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  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Though my trousers ARE missing. Goddamnit."

    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "You have wasps, why would you need trousers."

    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "Lololol you guys elected me your CL."

    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Lol."

    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Damn right."

    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "Spines is so fucking doomed."

    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "We'll have an army at our gates and moi will just be like WAIT WAIT GUYS. HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT FIREWORKS CUZ THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME."

    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Didn't you do that already?"

    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "Shhhhhhhhhhhhh."
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "Oh god you have trans forging and a hammer."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, ":)"

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "Tozzie got passed a sock. Tozzie is FREEE."
    Toz
  • JensenJensen Corruption's Butcher
    When your ex passes you a sock, it's usually an insult
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    Angwe
  • (Oasis): @Benedicto says, "Mis."

    (Oasis): Benedicto says, "Er newp."

    (Oasis): Benedicto says, "Wow."

    (Oasis): You say, "Epic fail."

    (Oasis): Benedicto says, "I did that in reverse order then."
    (Oasis): Benedicto says, "There was like 0.5 seconds between "Oh hey, they're in area. That was quick." and "OMFG THEY'RE IN THE AREA STAHP STAHP!""


    MoireanSetne
  • TrigruTrigru the Bumberton's Delight
    I love that this thread's subtitle has remained for so long. No one would ever guess that it referred to me trolling @Razmael into jumping off of a bridge in WoW.
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    ZsadistVolka
  • (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "Out of analeptic but only half done with xaanhal..."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "Does laziness win?"

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Satomi says, "Only as Praenomen."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Yes."
    dangerously."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Carni always lives."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "(Unless you are me -sometimes-)"

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Grimdale says, "Except the undead ones."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "Kinda fun to watching. I'm cheering Moi on."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "You go girl."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "I'm rooting for it."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "Death?"

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Of course not!"

    Your mind is already touched by the Underking.

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "2/3 done now."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "You will manage, I think. Carni is purrrrrfect for hunting."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "Health potions are for newbs."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Satomi says, "+10 cute for Xenia."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "Health getting into the yellow."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Don't let me down Moi."
    H
    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "Got down to 3k."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "Nvm everything died."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Also, I'd like to point down that THIS is how you are supportive of someone who is near to death while on a hunt. YOU DO NOT TEASE THEM AND HOPE FOR DEATH!"

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Grimdale says, "Then you are in the wrong guild."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "I'm not near to death. I'm just too lazy to get analeptic and bragging about how I'm tanky."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Grimdale says, "EVERYTHING is cause for teasing."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "OMG GG QUIT CARNIFEX."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "Aww."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "But then you'll die even more."

    Moirean has been slain by the magical power of a willowy nest guardian.
    You divine the location of this death as Guarded gates of the nesting grounds in Xaanhal.
    Your ally has fallen at Guarded gates of the nesting grounds.

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "Oh these ones hurt."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Rofl."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Grimdale says, "Lol."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Ishin says, "Lol."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "Forgot the mosaic ones hit harder."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "I should get anal for them."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Grimdale says, "....."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "*analeptic."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Oh god I'm dying now."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Grimdale says, "Too late..."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "So nothing new."

    MoireanSetneAngwe
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    I got cocky :(
    Xenia
  • ArbreArbre Arbrelina Jolie Braavos
    You got cocky without your anal?
    SetneXeniaErzsebetMarienaAngwePeriluna
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    -_-
    ArbreMariena
  • Musa dips his head in a respectful gesture.
    You gasp with the realization that Musa has reached the level of 6.

    Dammit..I wish leveling was THAT easy at level 83!!!!!
    Moirean
  • You offer to take on Kixi as your protege, and await her answer.

    You are now Kixi's mentor. Read HELP MENTORS to ensure you know what you are supposed to be doing for her.
    You gasp with the realization that Kixi has reached the level of 6.

    Kixi lets out another loud "Yippee!!" and leaps into the air so high she levels up.
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    Feelings, sensations that you thought were dead. No squealin' remember, that it's all in your head.
    MoireanLleminara
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Xenia says, "Guys, snowswell is good for vials to sell for credits?"

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "Pipes."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "Trade in the pipes."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Draiman says, "Pipes homie pipes."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Pipes."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Xenia says, "Gotcha."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "Pipes."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Toz says, "Is there an echo in here or what."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Draiman says, "Pipes."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "I think you get the pipes maybe?"

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Draiman says, "Uh no, Moi."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Draiman says, "You get pipes."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Xenia says, "So not the vials, the pipes?"

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Ohhhhh pipes."
    Xenia
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: Next question: Osso Buco is an Italian dish consisting primarily of what ingredient?"

    (Web): Xenia says, "Pollen."

    (Web): Xenia says, "Sugar."

    (Web): Toz says, "Cocaine."

    (Web): Rajazel says, "Honey."

    (Web): You say, "Really?"

    (Web): You say, "Dude it's a stew."
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: Next question: What unit of time measures 1/100th of a second?"

    (Web): Toz says, "Milisecond."

    (Web): Toz says, "Millisecond."

    (Web): Toz says, "Milliseconds."

    (Web): Toz says, "Nanosecond."

    (Web): You say, "Microsecond."

    (Web): Toz says, "Pectosecond."

    (Web): You say, "Gigasecond."

    (Web): Toz says, "Giga is bigger."

    (Web): Toz says, "Centisecond."

    (Web): You say, "Kilosecond."

    (Web): Toz says, "Millisecond."

    (Web): Rajazel says, "Centipede."

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: Time's up!"

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: The answer was: jiffy."

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: next question incoming!"

    (Web): Toz says, "..."

    (Web): You say, "..."
    AngweSetne
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: Current question is: Who is the first person to become a billionaire by writing books?"

    (Web): Vorlus says, "JK Rowling."

    (Web): Rajazel says, "Stephen King."

    (Web): Toz says, "J. R. R. Tolken."

    (Web): Toz says, "J. R. R. Tolkin."

    (Web): Rajazel says, "T. S. Eliot."

    (Web): Noelle says, "J. R. R. Tolkien."

    (Web): You say, "It's jk rowling."

    (Web): Toz says, "Rowling."

    (Web): Toz says, "J. K. Rowling."

    (Web): You say, "Just need the right syntax."

    (Web): You say, "Use periods."

    (Web): Vorlus says, "J.K. Rowling."

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: Vorlus is Correct!"
    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: Next question: What is only mammal that can fly?"

    (Web): Toz says, "Bat."

    (Web): Rajazel says, "J. K. Rowling."

    (Web): Noelle says, "Lmao."

    (Web): You say, "Hahaha."
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: Next question: If you were in the Cascade Mountains, what state would you be in?"

    (Web): Rajazel says, "..wow."

    (Web): Toz says, "Denver."
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: Next question: American cars honk in the tune of what note?"

    (Web): Toz says, "F#."

    (Web): Toz says, "F sharp."

    (Web): Rajazel says, "Lowrider."
    AldricAngweEmelle
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: next question incoming!"

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: Next question:."

    (Web): Toz says, "Jill."

    (Web): Toz says, "Oh."

    (Web): Toz says, "Yeah derp."

    (Web): Toz says, "."

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: Toz is Correct!"

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: Next question: Riyadh is the capital of what country?"

    (Web): Toz says, "HA."

    (Web): Toz says, "TAKE THAT."

    (Web): You say, "What."

    (Web): Toz says, "I WIN."

    (Web): You say, "Triviabot you drunk go home."
    Emelle
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: Next question: Where would you find a crevasse?"

    (Web): Toz says, "In a cave."

    (Web): Toz says, "Cave."

    (Web): You say, "In noelle."

    (Web): Noelle says, "Wow moirean."

    (Web): Noelle says, "U wanna fight bruv."
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    I am so amazed I coded this. I literally forgot I had (and I'm kinda impressed by myself). I am even more entertained by the answers.
    Angwe
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: Next question: What country did French Poodles originate in?"

    (Web): Toz says, "...France."

    (Web): Toz says, "France."

    (Web): Noelle says, "F-france."

    (Web): Toz says, "What."

    (Web): Rajazel says, "Canada."

    (Web): Vorlus says, "England."

    (Web): Toz says, "England."

    (Web): Toz says, "Jamaica."

    (Web): Toz says, "USA."

    (Web): Rajazel says, "Belgium."

    (Web): You say, "ONE WOULD THINK."

    (Web): Toz says, "USA USA USA."

    (Web): Noelle says, "USA USA USA."

    (Web): Toz says, "USA USA USA."

    (Web): Rajazel says, "Lol."

    (Web): Toz says, "CHILE, CHILE CHILE CHILEEEE.
    "
    (Web): Toz says, "CHILEEEEE."

    (Web): Noelle says, "Why the fuck chile."

    (Web): Rajazel says, "ARGENTINAAAA."

    (Web): Noelle says, "Brazil."

    (Web): You say, "Canada."

    (Web): Rajazel says, "Bolivia?"

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: Time's up!"

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: The answer was: germany."

    (Web): Toz says, "Why the fuck NOT France."

    (Web): Toz says, "Paou Paou."

    (Web): Rajazel says, "That.. what."

    (Web): You say, "Wtf poodles."
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: Current question is: On a bottle of brandy, what does VSOP stand for?"

    (Web): Toz says, "Very specific opening protocol."

    (Web): Rajazel says, "Nice."

    (Web): Toz says, "Very specific opening procedure."

    (Web): You say, "Very shitfaced operations proceeding."

    (Web): Noelle says, "Very special or superior old pale."

    (Web): Toz says, "Visually stimulating outside paneling."

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: Time's up!"

    (Web): You say, "[TriviaBot]: The answer was: very special old pale."

    (Web): You say, "I think we were close."
    Emelle
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Bashing Raja up....

    (Web): You say, "Are you surprised by your xp?"

    (Web): Rajazel says, "Yes, and very pleasantly."

    (Web): Toz says, "Moi used to make me keep an xp report for web."

    (Web): You say, "Never bashed with moi before, I guess."

    (Web): Toz says, "So she'd go %%?? and I'd say my xp progress."

    (Web): You say, "Yes, I like seeing the progress."

    (Web): Toz says, "I wrote one in case she ever said Sex?? that was like 'can't return a nil value' but she never set that off."

    (Web): Rajazel says, "Missed that, Toz."

    (Web): Rajazel says, "Saw your name, and 'Sex?'"

    (Web): You say, "Yeah well something something small penis."

    (Web): Rajazel says, "LOL."

    (Web): Toz says, "Psh."
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    Description:
    I can't contest myself. This is probably intended, but I kinda wanted to make a dramatic political statement. :(
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    Resolution:
    One of your most impressive qualities is your ability to make a dramatic impression in-character. You'll think of something. :)
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    Damnit, Aetolia, I was trying to be bitter. Stop giving me the feels -_-
    Volka
  • (the Front Line): Aishia says, "If I were to bring it your knees would turn to grape jelly with the weight of the broughting."
    Didi


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  • Sakyl said:



    Rapture Runtime Environment v2.3.7 -- (c) 2014 -- Iron Realms Entertainment
    Multi-User License: 100-0001-000

    ' ' ' | | | | | | | | | | | | | ' ' '

    A E T O L I A
    t h e M i d n i g h t A g e

    "He has a word for people like you. Yomed ti, the
    Ankyreans would have put you down as an animal."

    - Tecpatl of the Atabahi Rout

    ' ' ' | | | | | | | | | | | | | ' ' '

    Aetolia's address is: Contact us at:
    aetolia.com, port 23 support@aetolia.com

    0 players currently online.

    1. Enter the game.
    2. Create a new character.
    3. Quit.

    Enter an option or enter your character's name.
    What is your password?
    Password correct. Welcome to Aetolia.
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    I...am a GOD!!!!

    When people cannot hold their connection or get this far right now without any regularity, please keep from posting these sorts of things. It's misleading to the playerbase. Thanks!
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  • ah...alright, sorry!
    Dristin
  • Sakyl said:

    ah...alright, sorry!

    No worries! :)
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  • TragerTrager Raiding your underwear drawer.
    (Oasis): Asaraii says, "Tell her tits or stfu."
    Indoran'i is back baby. It's go-... Oh.


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