Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Moirean · October 2014

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "For the job app I was told to "pick the most boring thing you can find and make it appealing to buy"."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "So I wrote this: One ton of premium, top-of-the-line dirt for exclusive quick sale!"

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "We flubbed up and produced too much dirt and we're letting you, for a special, limited-time offer, cash in on our mistake! Silky-smooth and refined, this is no ordinary dirt; our top-of-the-line product is suited for only the most exclusive and demanding dirty jobs, with a satiny finish you usually only find in expensive and heavily-processed mud. A rich, ruddy brown hue, with a fine, delicate grain, our product is guaranteed to add a touch of class to any back yard or garden."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Optional upgrades are available to ensure you get the most out of your dirt: matching rocks, earth worms and even a select line of lawn gnomes can be purchased alongside your order, promising an easy and quick one-stop shopping trip to finally finish off that landscaping project you've been dreaming of. Stock is limited to one ton, and sale are first-come, first-serve, so don't delay get your hands dirty!"

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "DON'T LIE, YOU'D TOTES BUY MY DIRT."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "(that last line was just me, not what I sent)"

(Spirean Hunters): Ivae says, "Im on the phone to buy it all right now."

(Spirean Hunters): Ivae says, "Can i get the 1-800 number?"

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "1-800-DIRRRRRTY."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "I think I transitioned into xtina territory there."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "I ALSO SELL CHAPS."

(Spirean Hunters): Canasius says, "Telling everyone your phone number moi?"

(Spirean Hunters): Ivae says, "Oh my, are you sure that isn't a 1-900 number?"

(Spirean Hunters): Canasius says, "Ivae would know :P."

(Spirean Hunters): Ivae says, "Hey, gotta make a living somehow."

Moirean · November 2014

(Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "Ill eat it, so hard."

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Lol it would taste so icky."

(Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "<---This is me giving any fucks."

(Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "I would eat it SO hard."

Mephistoles · November 2014

(Duiran): Amarine says, "*pushes you into a seat, kneels between your legs, and
kisses your belly button*."

(Duiran): Amarine says, "And THAt was a big mis."

Trager · November 2014

Moirean · November 2014

The Great Spirean Job Hunt of 2014:

Moi: Job hunting sucks
Ishin: Job hunting sucks
Menelaus: Job hunting sucks
Xiuhcoatl: Job hunting sucks

A few minutes pass...

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Woo got interview for tomorrow."
(Spirean Hunters): Canasius says, "Woot! Good luck and break a leg!"
(Spirean Hunters): Xiuhcoatl says, "I have an interview next week for an internship with the job title QA/Testing..."
(Spirean Hunters): Ishin says, "Gl Moi."
(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Good luck, Xiuh."
(Spirean Hunters): Xiuhcoatl says, "Good luck, Moi."
(Spirean Hunters): You say, "Good luck ishin."
(Spirean Hunters): Ishin says, "Thx."
(Spirean Hunters): Ishin says, "Gl Mene."
(Spirean Hunters): You say, "GOOD LUCK MOON."

Supportive Spireans are supportive.

Xenia · November 2014

(Web): Eor says, "Yeah I go to moirean's for all my daily needs."
(Web): You say, "Yeah she has a good one-stop shop going."
(Web): Eor says, "I'mma call her walmart behind her back.
(Web): You say, "Ahahaha she'd probably laugh."
(Web): Eor says, "Guildmaster walmart."

Setne · November 2014

Xenia said:
(Web): Eor says, "Yeah I go to moirean's for all my daily needs."
(Web): You say, "Yeah she has a good one-stop shop going."
(Web): Eor says, "I'mma call her walmart behind her back.
(Web): You say, "Ahahaha she'd probably laugh."
(Web): Eor says, "Guildmaster walmart."

s/walmart/Costco

Toz · November 2014

Walmoi. Moico. Moi's Club. Moi Lots.

Rashar · November 2014

(Web): You say, "I just can't get over how good Bene looks absorbing that Ylem."
(Web): Benedicto says, "/wiggles for Rashar."
(Web): Meltas says, "I think I just hurled."
(Web): Luxanna says, "You men."
(Web): You say, "Tch. A manlier pair of men was never known in Aetolia."
(Web): Benedicto says, "You can't handle this sheer performance of masculinity."
(Web): Luxanna says, "."

Luxanna leaves to the west.

(Web): You say, "Lux come back."

Luxanna arrives from the west.

(Web): You say, "You know you want to see us wiggle."

You wiggle your hips toward Luxanna suggestively.

(Web): Benedicto says, "See, even lux had to leave the room because she couldn't handle it.
"(Web): Luxanna says, "Whiiiii."

Benedicto thrusts provocatively.

(Web): You say, "If you leave, Lux."

Luxanna pointedly says nothing at all.

(Web): You say, "You'll never know what Bene and I are doing here."

Luxanna mutters, "Men."

Benedicto grunts, "Ungh ngh ngggggh!"

You say, "You noticed."

Luxanna says, "No comments."

Benedicto twerks.

You have emoted: Rashar hooks a thumb towards Benedicto. "I mean, with him it's kind of distracting to tell. All those tentacles get mixed up, you know?"

Aishia · November 2014

More like Twelvetacles.

Gwenith · November 2014

19:21:42 (Web): You say, "Http *hic* s://www.youtuhbe.
com/watch?v=hpRa *hic* 4H-dhNM."
19:21:47 (Web): You say, "H."
19:21:50 (Web): Kaestrin says, "Lol."
19:21:53 (Web): You say, "That's not going to work."

Moirean · November 2014

(Spirean Hunters): You say, "I'm not a lady."
(Spirean Hunters): Ishin says, "Suck my dick."

Gwenith · November 2014

A baleful spiked raloth bounds suddenly into view, carrying Kaldaka upon its back.

Kaestrin nods his head at you.

It's like the game went "Meh, starts with K.. close enough."

Moirean · November 2014

A bit of a tiff on crafters and then...

(The Crafting Guild of Sapience): Erzsebet says, "Macadamia is spelled as such."
(The Crafting Guild of Sapience): Eleanor says, "What's the problem?"
(The Crafting Guild of Sapience): Erzsebet says, "Isn't one."
(The Crafting Guild of Sapience): Riluo says, "Come now ladies there are plenty of aussie nuts to go around!"
(The Crafting Guild of Sapience): You say, "Ewwwww."
(The Crafting Guild of Sapience): Riluo says, ":D."
(The Crafting Guild of Sapience): Eleanor says, "And here's Riluo making the world right again out of nowhere."
(The Crafting Guild of Sapience): Erzsebet says, "All yours, Moi!"
(The Crafting Guild of Sapience): Eleanor says, "You're my favourite, sir."
(The Crafting Guild of Sapience): Riluo says, "Happy to help."
(The Crafting Guild of Sapience): You say, "NOT IT."

I NEED AN ADULT

Moirean · November 2014

Market lately is cracking me up. I had to join in (but mostly lols @Eleanor and @Ninette):

2 . Eleanor: "Crabs you won't regret getting! Ad 1509, The Phoenix Roost in Spinesreach, v21055."
9 . Eleanor: "I've got a big bag of crabs here... Ad 1509, The Phoenix Roost in Spinesreach, v21055."
11. Ninette: "Crabs turn your stomach? Buy candy instead. Ad 1266."
13. Eleanor: "You know what you need? Crabs. Ad 1509, The Phoenix Roost in Spinesreach, v21055."
17. Ninette: "Ad 1266. Life gives you lemons, buy candies."
18. Eleanor: "You know what you need? Crabs. Ad 1509, The Phoenix Roost in Spinesreach, v21055."
19. Moirean: "Want crabs? Too bad, the Fling has none. But we do have safe and clean fun - PATH FIND 52863."
20. Ninette: "But what's safer than candy? Ad 1266. You might get a little messy though."

Eleanor · November 2014

I need to write more things for my marketbot, but I keep listening to ten hour weebls stuff videos instead.

Moirean · November 2014

(Web): You say, "I want haven pix."
(Web): Lyl says, "Who doesn't."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Eor says, "//I'm gary oak tho."
(Web): You say, "Haven you are disappointing this web."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Eor says, "Missssss."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Eor says, "Disrefuckingard that >..>."
(Web): Lyl says, "I was kidding, I don't have any Haven pix."
(Web): Haven says, "All my pix on da forums!"
(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Pix or lie."
(Web): You say, "No here."
(Web): You say, "Haven."
(Web): Lyl says, "Were they in a rage thread?"
(Web): You say, "Nao."
(Web): Lyl says, "Otherwise I didn't see."
(Web): Lyl says, "Moi, take a number, Sol was first in line."
(Web): You say, "Lyl and i demand."
(Web): You say, "WE CAN SHARE."
(Web): Haven says, "XD what is this."
(Web): Lyl says, "I don't demand anything here, I don't share."
(Web): You say, "BACK OFF BISH."
(Web): Lyl says, "I NEVER SHARE."
(Web): You say, "OMG SHANKING."
(Web): Lyl says, "Lulz."
(Web): You say, "F U HAVEN."
(Web): You say, "All haven's fault."
(Web): You say, "Let's turn on him."
(Web): Lyl says, "If I break a nail, Moi, you are dead."
(Web): Lyl says, "Lol."
(Web): Haven says, "That's not how it's supposed to work."
(Web): You say, "Haven't fault."
(Web): Lyl says, "Well yeah."
(Web): Haven says, "When girls fight, clothes come off."
(Web): You say, "KILL KILL."
(Web): Haven says, "That's the rules."
(Web): You say, "KILL KILL."
(Web): Lyl says, "I don't fight. I kill."
(Web): Lyl says, "And if I break a nail, I kill Haven too."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Eor says, "You want pix?"
(Web): Lyl says, "Cause that takes a week to grow back."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Eor says, "I'm so far from gary oak it's redic."
(Web): Lyl says, "And I don't have time for that. Right, Moi?"
(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Mmhmm."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Eor says, "Sec."
(Web): You say, "Mmhmm."
(Web): Lyl says, "Men know nothing about growing things."
(Web): You say, "KILL KILL."
(Web): Lyl says, "Like nails or ebola."
(Web): You say, "Haven we are unified."
(Web): Haven says, "Does this mean I'm Jon Snow now?"
(Web): You say, "You best submit."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Eor says, "I'll get a recent one of me escorting my mom into the wedding hall of her best friends reception :V."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Eor says, "I look too fly."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "I like."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Already."
(Web): You say, "You are surrounded, come out with you mofo sexy up."
(Web): You say, "That was maybe racist."
(Web): You say, "Deal with it."
(Web): Ishin says, "Lol."
(Web): Lyl says, "That was racist? lol."
(Web): Haven says, "Ishin, help a brother out."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Eor says, "Http://imgur.com/us9fuUW."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Eor says, "No fear."
(Web): You say, "HAVEN WE ARE EXTRACTING OUT CLAWS NOW."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Eor says, "I look 100% like gary oak."
(Web): You say, "YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS."
(Web): You say, "Lyl make a scary growl or something."
(Web): Lyl says, "I don't need to, I'm scary as is."
(Web): You say, "Be a convincing female for ONCE."
(Web): Ishin says, "What?"
(Web): Lyl says, "Oh wait, I'm playing a female? o.O."
(Web): You say, "Ahhh joke."
(Web): Lyl says, "Is Haven pretending to be black for this too or something?"
(Web): Lyl says, "What is this, RP?!"
(Web): Haven says, "."
(Web): Haven says, "Shots fired."
(Web): You say, "Dying."
(Web): Lyl says, "XD."
(Web): Ishin says, "Where's a bro."
(Web): Haven says, "I hate you all."
(Web): Haven says, "I'm out dis."
(Web): You say, "Like seriously just cracking up so fucking hard."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Eor says, "Scale of 1-100 how gary of the oak am I?"
(Web): Lyl says, "Haha."
(Carnifex Combat Academy): Vellarius says, "7."
(Web): You say, "Oh shit guys my carni newb sent me sexy pix in that 45 second interlude."
(Web): You say, "Best gm EVAR."

Haven FAIL.

Eor · November 2014

I finally made it onto the thread I'm so proud

Moirean · November 2014

Grats Eor, you are a derp like the rest of us!

Catty · November 2014

Bloodloch is having an Auction right now so I've been trying to get people to take part. This is what I deal with instead:

(Web): Mazzion says, "Catty trying to auction her "box" off."

(Web): You say, "Psh."

(Web): You say, "Don't you wanna buy a box Mazz?"

(Web): You say, "Plz."

(Web): Mazzion says, "Just tell me what to do."

(Web): You say, "Send me a message saying 'I bet (x) gold on Box (pick a number 1-10)' they are all set at 15k already and box 2 and 4 already have bets so their gold amount is higher right now."

You just received message #1021 from Mazzion.
X-----------------------------------X
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-- NEW MESSAGE FROM Mazzion --
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X-----------------------------------X

Message #1021 Sent By: Mazzion Received On: 11/20/2014/21:14
"I bet 15k on all non bid boxes."

(Web): Mazzion says, "Hows that?"

(Web): You say, "Aka Mazz just wants to buy any that people don't bet on xD."

(Web): Mazzion says, "I WANT CATTY's BOX."

(Web): You say, "....No words..."

(Web): Mazzion says, "I win."

You just received message #1024 from Ilyon.
X-----------------------------------X
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-- NEW MESSAGE FROM Ilyon --
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X-----------------------------------X

Message #1024 Sent By: Ilyon Received On: 11/20/2014/21:18
"I bid 15,001 gold and one (1) firstborn on auction #0009. P.S.: I do not have any firstborn, so I'm bidding one of yours instead. I trust you don't mind."

(Web): Ilyon says, "Oh, just trolling in messages."

Moirean · November 2014

2014/11/26 04:25:38 - The shrine at '*' has grown weak due to a lack of upkeep.
2014/11/26 04:25:38 - The shrine at '*' has grown weak due to a lack of upkeep.
2014/11/26 04:25:38 - The shrine at '*' has grown weak due to a lack of upkeep.
2014/11/26 04:25:38 - The shrine at '*' has grown weak due to a lack of upkeep.
2014/11/26 04:25:38 - The shrine at '*' has grown weak due to a lack of upkeep.
2014/11/26 04:25:38 - The shrine at '*' has grown weak due to a lack of upkeep.
2014/11/26 04:25:38 - The shrine at '*' has grown weak due to a lack of upkeep.
2014/11/26 04:25:38 - The shrine at '*' has grown weak due to a lack of upkeep.
2014/11/26 04:25:38 - The shrine at '*' has grown weak due to a lack of upkeep.
2014/11/26 04:25:38 - The shrine at '*' has grown weak due to a lack of upkeep.
2014/11/26 04:25:38 - The shrine at '*' has grown weak due to a lack of upkeep.
2014/11/26 04:25:38 - The shrine at '*' has grown weak due to a lack of upkeep.
2014/11/26 04:25:38 - The shrine at '*' has grown weak due to a lack of upkeep.

This goes on for a bit...

2014/11/26 04:25:38 - Your Order has used 0 shrine energy in upkeep.

(Order): You say, "What."

(Order): You say, "The."

(Order): You say, "Pit."

(Order): Xenia says, "What?"

(Order): You say, "Read the logs."

(Tells|Xenia): Xenia tells you, "How do I do that, i tried that."

(Order): You say, "READLOG IOSYNE."

(Order): You say, "How did our shrine energy vanish from several BILLION to nothing?"

(Order): Xenia says, "Uhh...I have -no- idea. I certainly idn't see people defiling...."

(Order): You say, "That's not from defiling."

(Order): You say, "That's from our shrine energy vanishing."

(Order): Xenia says, "Uhhh, is that possible?"

(Order): Xenia says, "Well clearly it is, but uhh..."

(Order): You say, "We had literally billions. Something is wrong."

(Order): Xenia says, "Menelaus pointed it out earlier but I didn't check the logs as I wasn't sure how."

(Tells|Keroc): The Divine voice of Keroc echoes in your head, "I'm guessing your Order had around 2 billion in shrine energy?"

(Tells|Keroc): You tell Keroc, "At least that much. I can pull up logs but it will take me a while."

(Tells|Keroc): The Divine voice of Keroc echoes in your head, "Yeah, looks like you had an overflow, guess I need to put in a cap."

(Tells|Keroc): You tell Keroc, "Oh haha, we offer too much?"

(Tells|Keroc): You tell Keroc, "That's a pretty awesome reason for us to break."

(Tells|Keroc): The Divine voice of Keroc echoes in your head, "Yep, you offered too much."

(Tells|Keroc): You tell Keroc, "Sorry

."

(Tells|Keroc): You tell Keroc, "Can we get our shrines back? If not, I'll make Ezalor erect them all again. he's top on offerings. His fault."

[News]: A new changelog entry has been made. CHANGELOG 760 for more information.

+--------------------------- CHANGELOG ENTRY #760 ----------------------------+
| Entered by: Keroc Date: 2014/11/26 06:35:12 |
+--------------------------------- CHANGE ------------------------------------+

Shrine Energy is now capped at 2 billion SE.

+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

ALL AVATAR ALL THE TIME.

SHRINEWATCH FOREVER.

WE HAVE LITERALLY RUN OUT OF REASONS TO OFFER...and holy war. Well played, Keroc.

=====

Edit:

(Tells|Keroc): The Divine voice of Keroc echoes in your head, "I've given your SE back."

(Tells|Keroc): You tell Keroc, "Is the cap a temporary thing?"

(Tells|Keroc): The Divine voice of Keroc echoes in your head, "No, it'll be a permanent thing."

(Tells|Keroc): You tell Keroc, "Imma use Avatar now as part of my login script. Just. Uhh. To encourage people to offer."

(Tells|Keroc): You tell Keroc, "RARRRR."

(Tells|Keroc): The Divine voice of Keroc echoes in your head, "May as well."

(Tells|Keroc): The Divine voice of Keroc echoes in your head, "You can't get anymore!"

(Tells|Keroc): You tell Keroc, "It's ok. Xenia will die a bunch and lose her icon. She'll balance us out."

(Tells|Keroc): The Divine voice of Keroc echoes in your head, "And you wanted to buy her spirit anchor, just so she could die faster."

(Tells|Keroc): The Divine voice of Keroc echoes in your head, "Tsk tsk."

(Tells|Keroc): You tell Keroc, "I'm a leader. Gotta watch out for my flock."

Trigru · November 2014

Holy mother of wow. That's impressive. CALM DOWN IOSYNE PEEPS

Aishia · November 2014

Calm down feep.

Moirean · December 2014

A FREE-FOR-ALL has just been initiated in the Fields of Valor.
- JOIN FREEFORALL DELOS to participate.
- HELP FREEFORALL to read about what it is.
- Fee: 0 gold

The sky ripples a turbulent red as the crackling voice of Keroc calls forth, "How about a little bath for my entertainment? If you win I'll give you pretty shiny things! Five minutes until we begin!"

(Tells|Keroc): You tell Keroc, "You want to watch us bathe?"

(Tells|Keroc): The Divine voice of Keroc echoes in your head, "In blood!"

(Tells|Keroc): You tell Keroc, "You started a FFA."

(Tells|Keroc): The Divine voice of Keroc echoes in your head, "I did!"

(Tells|Keroc): You tell Keroc, "I'm going to imagine bathhouse antics instead. BETTER MENTAL IMAGE."

The sky ripples a turbulent red as the crackling voice of Keroc calls forth, "Oh I should say, a little blood bath. Not an actual bath, no I can see plenty of that if I really want. Thanks for the offer though!"

Trager · December 2014

---[ OOC ANNOUNCEMENT ]-----------------------------( 2014/12/04 01:40:01 )---
We're about 20 minutes away from the conversion. At this time, please work on stopping what you're
doing. Roleplay is perfectly safe. Bashing, crafting, learning, etc. will not survive the process.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------

(Oasis): You say, "Inb4 vampires sparkle like twilight."

(Oasis): @Zsadist says, "unicorns your twilight unicorns."

YAY, EVEN Z IS EXCITED!

Setne · December 2014

You claim these people as allies:
-------------------------------------------
Satomi
Moirean
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You possess 1 allies.

:-?

Sibatti · December 2014

What the game is trying to tell you, is that even though Moirean is technically your ally, you can never truly trust her Impish shenanigans.

Moirean · December 2014

Actually yeah. I snuck a lust on him which doesn't count towards ally numbers. >_>

Setne · December 2014

(Spinesreach): Ingram says, "You betcha. Shit's all sorts of intense and blammy blammo."

Moirean said:
Actually yeah. I snuck a lust on him which doesn't count towards ally numbers. >_>

You didn't have to use underhanded tactics to get Setne to love you.

Moirean · December 2014

You sense that Trager has entered the Iernian Fracture.

(Spirean Joint Command): You say, "[FRACTURE]: Traler (dirty Duiran). Sharpen your swords, carve some tarot cards, and summon your ghasts!"

(Research): You say, "[FRACTURE]: Trageh (dirty Duiran). Bored? Go kill!"

Dat liquid death.

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