Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

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  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    So Toz is sitting writing up stuff. Bear in mind, he's pasting snippets to me as he goes. We have each other on AIM...

    Toz
    oh lawd I crashed myself

    Toz
    trying to save that letter

    Moi
    uh oh

    Moi
    why are you even writing a letter

    Toz
    to mail to you

    Moi
    why

    Toz
    because it's Toz's IC proposal

    Toz
    y'know what

    A homing pigeon flutters in towards you, gliding over you as it drops a letter into your hands before flapping away once more.

    You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
    http://hastebin.com/stuffstuff.stuff
    TeaniTrager
  • Hastebin is IC. What is it the admin do? DELVE. ARTIFICE. ANKYREANS. YLEM. GLOBAL WARMING.

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
    ---------------------------

    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous

    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of fucking awfulness Toz
    ---------------------------
    Didi's voice resonates across the land, "Yay tox."
    ---------------------------

    Ictinus11/01/2021

    Block Toz
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    limToday at 10:38 PM


    you disgust me
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    (Web): Bryn says, "Toz is why we can't have nice things."

  • RiluoRiluo The Doctor
    Moirean said:

    An abrupt memory strikes you - the notion of Rashar telling you, "Also. Did you make me wear a pair of thongs, oh.. two days ago?

    That was Mastema. He has been giving them in secret to anyone stupid enough to get hypnotised >:)

    Abhorash says, "Ve'kahi has proved that even bastards can earn their place."

    MoireanWinterlynn
  • TragerTrager Raiding your underwear drawer.
    (The Black Flagon Inn): @Rashar says, "There are a lot of people in Spines that are pro-life, and
    would probably be lifer characters if the options weren't the fucking Catholic church or a damn
    Blackfoot indian tribe."
    Indoran'i is back baby. It's go-... Oh.


    HavenEmelleMoireanAshmerXeniaVolka
  • MarienaMariena By a lake.
    you leave my tribe alone, Rashar! /shakefist

    :P


  • AarbrokAarbrok Breaking things...For Science San Diego, CA
    God dammit, my diet coke came out my nose @Rashar.

    Hahahahahaha Fucking Blackfoot Indian Tribe, in the native tongue we call them Praadi.
  • I forgive you, my son.


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    (The Front Line): Daskalos says, "<-- artifacts."

  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    So I'm sitting at my shop coding...

    Aarbrok arrives from the northwest.

    Aarbrok gets some gold sovereigns from a discrete gray leather poison pouch.

    Aarbrok buys a polished oaken bar.

    Aarbrok closes his eyes and begins to focus.

    Aarbrok bares his teeth in a feral grin.

    A look of rapture fills Aarbrok's face as a white nimbus encompasses his body. When the light fades Aarbrok can no longer be found.
    Aarbrok leaves to the ether.

    Aarbrok arrives from the ether.

    Aarbrok buys a gray suede footstool.
    Aarbrok buys a gray suede footstool.
    Aarbrok buys a gray suede footstool.

    Aarbrok closes his eyes and begins to focus.

    A look of rapture fills Aarbrok's face as a white nimbus encompasses his body. When the light fades Aarbrok can no longer be found.
    Aarbrok leaves to the ether.

    (Spinesreach): You say, "...do I want to know?"
    (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "Pardon."
    (Spinesreach): Eugenides says, "How is everyone?"
    (Spinesreach): Volka says, "Uh, depends, is it going to be scarring?"
    (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "I just realized I bought footstools, so unless I am throwing an imp party..."
    (Spinesreach): Eugenides says, "Nah, there are loads of non imp related things you can do with footstools. Like standing on them... Or... Not standing on them."
    (Spinesreach): Volka says, "I suppose your feet won't want for a place to rest."
    (Spinesreach): You say, "You bought a LOT of footstools."
    (Spinesreach): Eugenides says, "How many?"
    (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "I could also turn them upside down and plant you all upon them to scare the crows off..."
    (Spinesreach): Volka says, "Maybe he's entertaining a centipede."
    (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "I do not believe the Malevolent desires to visit my quarters for a drink..."
    (Spinesreach): Volka says, "You never know."
    (Spinesreach): Eugenides says, "True."
    (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "Im going to need alot more footstools then."
    (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "Eugenides Cardinalis you portly, jolly fellow."
    (Spinesreach): Eugenides says, "Seems like a good use for the footstools."
    (Spinesreach): Volka says, "Found someone to use the footstools, eyh?"
    (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "Quite."
    (Spinesreach): Aarbrok says, "My pixie underlings shall rise up."

    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "I dunno, i....The hell is with the pixies, Aarb?"
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "....I am their new leader."
    (Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "Now I am."
    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Found someone to use the footstools, eyh?"
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "Yes."
    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "*suspicious*."
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "I feel like I should be skipping and singing, You've got a friend in me."
    (Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "Deathsight going up for when the pixies go agro and drop him in three seconds."
    (Spirean Hunters): Pypo says, "Order them into the bars in spines to shuffle around the stools an chairs make the places look haunted!"
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "I...Pypo get out of my head."
    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Hehe."
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "They all disappeared."
    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Sadface!"
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "Im so disappointed."
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "We were to be a power to rival the mightiest of kingdoms."
    (Spirean Hunters): Pypo says, "Stack them up in and on chairwomans desk like a pyrmiad!"
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "A pixiemid."
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "Ogod."
    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "What is going on."
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "Such little, so stack....wow."
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "I released fourteen pixies in the Republic."
    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Hehehehehe!!!"
    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "How who what."
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "They are freeeeeee."
    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "*freebird*."
    (Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "Can you free them?"
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "*epic guitar solo*."
    (Spirean Hunters): Eleanor says, "Man, and people used to get riled when I sprinkled butterflies everywhere."
    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "How did you get them..."
    (Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "Maaaaagic."
    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Oh god, remember when the butterflies in the ambassador's office got out?"
    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Oh lord."

    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "I have commanded them to retrieve all the balls."
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "I shall be the balls overlord."
    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "...."
    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "You made me snort my coffee. Damn you Aarbrok."
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "People will hear the angels cry out of the day Aarbrok claimed all the balls in the name of the Great Republic Spinesreach!"
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "Then I will likely get assassinated."
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "You say to a soulless pixie, "You should truly claim the balls from the great pit, atop the central spire....litter them for the Republic...let the balls free.""
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "Eyes glazed over, a pixie trudges off to the up with a vacant expression."
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "It knows its mission."
    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "Gasp."
    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "No plundering my ball pit."
    (Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "DUn DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN."
    (Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "Missed it."
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "I just want to put my hand in your balls..."
    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "A....I...uh..."
    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "..."
    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "..."
    (Spirean Hunters): Kallah says, "....."
    (Spirean Hunters): Aarbrok says, "...what you act like this is odd."
    (Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "#unsureHoragh."
    (Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "Horah."
    (Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "Bah."
    (Spirean Hunters): Eugenides says, "Eh, I tried."
    Aarbrok
  • AarbrokAarbrok Breaking things...For Science San Diego, CA
    I love my pixie minions, I want more of them...fourteen is not enough

    You say, "Follow me."
    A soulless pixie slumps slightly, and begins to follow you around.
    A soulless pixie slumps slightly, and begins to follow you around.
    A soulless pixie slumps slightly, and begins to follow you around.
    A soulless pixie slumps slightly, and begins to follow you around.
    A soulless pixie slumps slightly, and begins to follow you around.
    A soulless pixie slumps slightly, and begins to follow you around.
    A soulless pixie slumps slightly, and begins to follow you around.
    A soulless pixie slumps slightly, and begins to follow you around.
    A soulless pixie slumps slightly, and begins to follow you around.
    A soulless pixie slumps slightly, and begins to follow you around.
    A soulless pixie slumps slightly, and begins to follow you around.
    A soulless pixie slumps slightly, and begins to follow you around.
    A soulless pixie slumps slightly, and begins to follow you around.
    A soulless pixie slumps slightly, and begins to follow you around.

    (This is where I imagine a monotone chorus of "Yes, Master" and Aarbrok claps his hands like a little kid)
    TeaniMoireanRiluoAryanneEmelleKaleigh
  • AarbrokAarbrok Breaking things...For Science San Diego, CA
    edited August 2014

    @‌Moirean

    I know this isnt technically a quote, but we were talking about Enchanting on CT the other day....
    Enchanting mob for Republic Enchanting room for much magic and marvel.

    MoireanEmelleTragerVolka
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    I really want a public enchanting room for the city but the price is SO expensive that it's hard to justify when you can buy one super cheap with haven points. I really think the enchanting room upgrade needs to be lowered in price given that you can build private ones now.
    AarbrokRasharDamonicusVeovis
  • (The Black Flagon Inn): Rashar says, "Haven redescribe room This room is so full of sex, the sex has sex on it. There's more sex going on here than in Bangkok, and it's all so dirty that you don't even know what to do with it - except take your clothes off, and get to sexing."
    MoireanAarbrokTragerAshmerEmelleSlypheOmei
  • AshmerAshmer Barefoot Adventurer Life
    Nola said:

    (The Black Flagon Inn): Rashar says, "Haven redescribe room This room is so full of sex, the sex has sex on it. There's more sex going on here than in Bangkok, and it's all so dirty that you don't even know what to do with it - except take your clothes off, and get to sexing."

    Somebody make that man a Builder.

    the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine

    open hand or closed fist would be fine

    blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine

    EmelleOmeiTragerAryanneErzsebetPeriluna
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    They did. A month ago. SOMEONE IS CLEARLY BREAKING THE NDA ABOUT HIS PROJECT.
    SlyphePiperTragerAryanneIosyne
  • Worst builder ever, 'cause no time and so sleepy after work. :(
  • Moirean said:

    They did. A month ago. SOMEONE IS CLEARLY BREAKING THE NDA

    MIGHT BE YOU
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    i am rapture coder
    TragerErzsebet
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "Bright side of breaking up - my ex was a bad kisser."
    -
    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "So i won't be stuck with that forever."

    (Spirean Hunters): Trager says, "I just kind of."

    (Spirean Hunters): Trager says, "Smash my lips into theirs."

    (Spirean Hunters): Trager says, "Stick out my tongue."

    (Spirean Hunters): Trager says, "Eyes -wide- open."

    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "It's like a fucking drive through car wash, kissing trager."

    (Spirean Hunters): Trager says, "Don't knock it till u try it."
    AarbrokTragerAryanneVolka
  • AarbrokAarbrok Breaking things...For Science San Diego, CA
    The description of Tragers kisses sounds like all my awkward teenage kissing experiences summed up.. wet and awkward against a baby soft hairless face.
    TragerAryanneSlyphe
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Discussing the female orgasm:

    (Spirean Hunters): Trager says, "Sounds like a myth, tbh."

    (Spirean Hunters): Trager says, "Folklore."

    (Spirean Hunters): Trager says, "Like bigfoot."

    (Spirean Hunters): Trager says, "Or the loch ness mobster."

    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "Loch ness mobster?"
    ."
    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "Yeah see, my lake, see."

    (Spirean Hunters): Eleanor says, "Och aye break yer kneecaps."

    (Spirean Hunters): Volka says, "*cigar waggle*."

    (Spirean Hunters): You say, "Everyone who sees him finds himself swimming wif the fishes."

    (Spirean Hunters): Eleanor says, "Something something PLESIOSAUR JOKE."
    AryanneEmelleTrager
  • (Web): Jalil says, "...can I end this tutorial."

    (Web): You say, "Yes, what are you doing now?"

    (Web): Jalil says, "Barmaid."

    (Web): Jalil says, "...that came out wrong."
    SolariaMoireanOmeiIosyneHaven
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    (Recruits): Medeya, the gatewarden says, "Hail, Recruit Jiah and welcome to the Carnifex - now stop your dawdling and report to the Keep! Just PATH FIND GUILD and then follow the trail up the giant mountain. Turn left at the gallows tree. Can't miss it. PULL AXE when you arrive to enter and then get started on your basic training by reading the duty board in the barracks or browsing HELP GUILDNOVICES CARNIFEX. Direct any questions to us via GNT . Good luck. You're gonna need it."
    -
    (Recruits): You say, "Oof another one."

    (Recruits): You say, "You two siblings by any chance?"

    (Recruits): Jiah says, "Where's Jalil? He should be here by now."

    (Recruits): Jaii says, "Indeed."

    (Recruits): You say, "Looks like he's running from some slavers."

    (Recruits): Jiah says, "Always was the slow one."

    (Recruits): You say, "You three want an introduction when he finds his way up the mountain?"

    (Recruits): Jiah says, "Sounds lovely!"

    (Recruits): You say, "That's one word for it."

    (Recruits): Jaii says, "Certainly. And let's not complain about him being the slow one. We usually let the bears and other such things catch him, remember?"

    (Recruits): Jiah says, "Well, I could have said it sounds brutal and menacing, but I thought you might prefer that line yourself."

    (Recruits): You say, "I'll be in the barracks, when he gets here and you all get your bearings."

    (Recruits): Medeya, the gatewarden says, "Hail, Recruit Jalil and welcome to the Carnifex - now stop your dawdling and report to the Keep! Just PATH FIND GUILD and then follow the trail up the giant mountain. Turn left at the gallows tree. Can't miss it. PULL AXE when you arrive to enter and then get started on your basic training by reading the duty board in the barracks or browsing HELP GUILDNOVICES CARNIFEX. Direct any questions to us via GNT . Good luck. You're gonna need it."

    (Tells|Solaria): Solaria tells you, "(( You got lots of newbs. Geez. ))"

    (Tells|Solaria): Solaria tells you, "(( 3 in a row ))"

    (Tells|Solaria): You tell Solaria, "((yeah....))"

    (Recruits): You say, "Right. Report to the barracks, recruits, for a basic introduction to the Keep."

    (Recruits): You say, "Just PATH FIND GUILD, PULL AXE and head west and far north."

    They show up, I examine...

    (Research): You say, "Oh god help they are all imps."
    JiahSolariaSetneTeaniEmelle
  • Moirean said:


    Incoming fear of imps in 3.... 2....

    You would not believe how hard I am laughing.
    SolariaMoirean
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    I dunno if you guys are from Aet or not. If you aren't, this is a really hilarious coincidence in your choice of race.
  • JensenJensen Corruption's Butcher
    I'm from Vermont, I've never heard of anyone from Aetolia before.
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    AryanneErzsebet
  • We're almost completely unacquainted with the 'dark' side in recent history, let's put it that way.
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Your protege, Ser Argolis Ithiel, The Steel Inquisitor, has arrived in the realm.

    (Carnifex): You say, "Hail, Ser."

    (Carnifex): You say, "About time we saw your pretty face."

    (Carnifex): Argolis says, "Greetings, Comman.."

    (Carnifex): You say, "Der."

    (Carnifex): Argolis says, "Yes, a noise I'm used to hearing from you."

    -_-
    SolariaEmelleSetneSessizlik
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    You have emoted: "You were telling me," Moirean archly retorts, gaze dropping to a money pouch at her hip. She seems content to let you ruminate on the topic for a bit, instead fishing around in the coin purse before retrieving a handful of gold sovereigns. Rather jarringly, she then asks, "What do you bet on?"

    Weight shifting from bare foot to bare foot, Pearle grimaces beneath the bartender's smile, beneath your scalding reply, and beneath his own foolish rambling. "I've been betting five hundred on thirteen," he begins to say. Hurriedly, he takes another drink.

    You have emoted: Moirean gives a slight smile as you gulp at the drink, before leaning a bit closer to confide, "Most people, they've a reason for what they pick and why." She gives her eyebrows a waggle, apparently quite proud of her insight, before she lets her coins trickle out of her hand to form a small pile on the felt, above the number "9". She then watches you expectantly, as if to divine great secrets about you from your next bet.

    "It's -suppose- to be my lucky number, I guess," Pearle mutters, leaning across the bar to lay down some gold.

    A dapperly dressed bartender winks at Pearle as he places a bet of 500 sovereigns on 13.

    You have emoted: "Why?" Moirean pertly asks.

    A dapperly dressed bartender says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good spin. The ball begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.

    The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where it will stop.

    The ball finally settles down on 13 (black).
    A dapperly dressed bartender exclaims to Pearle, "We have a winner! You've won 17500 gold!"

    You have emoted: Moirean blinks at Pearle in surprise. "Oh," she says. "That's why."
    SetneCalihyeEmelle
  • Ah, the Indorani. Priests of despair, professional layabouts, and expert gamblers.
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    MoireanAlexinaCalihyeAshmerEmellePiperTeaniVolka
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