Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

Omei · January 2014

This is why I love you @Aishia.

Moirean · January 2014

Arbre tells you, "I want to be Arbre "Cuddlemuffin" Aquila, Carnifex Snugglemuffin."

Sessizlik · January 2014

I wasn't allowed the title Muffin Mage, despite half of Sapience calling her that.

Ezalor · January 2014

Huh, wasn't allowed? There are far more ridiculous titles than that floating around.

Solaria · January 2014

Blame me on that one. After someone in the Council demanding something that involved "Minx" in it..I kinda stomped on those kinds of titles.

Sessizlik · January 2014

I still love you, @Solaria, you know that. And I'm not overly upset either. But if anyone should have muffin in their title, it's Sessi.

Aishia · January 2014

I got made fun of a lot for being "Young Cherry"

Cannan · January 2014

Sessizlik said:

I wasn't allowed the title Muffin Mage, despite half of Sapience calling her that.

Oh for god's sake, I'm "Postulant Cannan Fodder". GEDDIT? HA. HA HA. Muffin Mage is so much better than that.

Aishia · January 2014

I HAD ESTABLISHED RP THAT CHERRY TREES WERE MY FAVORITE TREE OK.

Arbre · January 2014

Cannan said:

Sessizlik said:

I wasn't allowed the title Muffin Mage, despite half of Sapience calling her that.

Oh for god's sake, I'm "Postulant Cannan Fodder". GEDDIT? HA. HA HA. Muffin Mage is so much better than that.

You didn't even NOTICE that was your title for like a week.

Teani · January 2014

Yeah, I've seen things that are far worse than Muffin Mage, and it makes perfect sense to allow Sessi to keep that one. If anyone asks, just tell them to go interact with her and they'll understand! First moment she gets, she'll hand them a muffin.

It's her answer to everything!

You're sad? Here, have a muffin.
You're happy? Celebrate with a muffin!
You're angry? Have a muffin, it'll calm you down.

You're bored? Try my new, very awesome muffin recipe and tell me what you think!

Don't like muffins? Have some bacon!

Like bacon? Have a bacon muffin!

Edited to add:

@Sessizlik was, as most know, a semi-pacifist, and she's slowly turned around. Teani's trying to help her hunt for Tekal and needs to convince her that hunting Xorani in Xaanhal isn't bad.

You smirk at Caelakan, an arrogant prince.

Sessizlik peers at Caelakan, an arrogant prince suspiciously.

Sessizlik greets Caelakan, an arrogant prince with a sincere smile.

Caelakan, an arrogant prince's eyes trail with disgusting ownership down Sessizlik's form,

the motion complimented by a vulgar twist of his lips. After a moment, he looks away in

careless dismissal.

Sessizlik pointedly says nothing at all.

Elemancer Sessizlik Quintus, Master Baker says to you, "Did he just.... Did you see

that?!"

You tell Elemancer Sessizlik Quintus, Master Baker, "Can I kill it and everyone enabling

him to keep up that arrogance?"

Sessizlik leans in closer to you, without removing her hard gaze from the prince.

Sessizlik murmurs to you, "He looked at me like he... owns my body or something. That's

disgusting!"

You nod your head at Sessizlik sagely.

Elemancer Sessizlik Quintus, Master Baker says to Caelakan, an arrogant prince, "You, sir,

are a brute!"

Elemancer Sessizlik Quintus, Master Baker says to you, "Get him.."

You point accusingly at a bejeweled Xorani harem girl.

Sessizlik's breath catches in a gasp of surprise.

Elemancer Sessizlik Quintus, Master Baker says, "Now!! Take him down!"

Sessizlik growls at Caelakan, an arrogant prince menacingly.

Ariadne · January 2014

You have emoted: Ariadne's eyes close.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Exhaustion suddenly grips you. Perhaps the deer hunt took more out of you than you were expecting, but you suddenly feel very, very sleepy.

You remove 1 goldenseal, bringing the total in the cache to 854.

<<Paused>>

You eat a goldenseal root.

Your insomnia defence has been stripped.

Your mind relaxes and you feel as if you could sleep.

<<Paused>>

You store 1 goldenseal, bringing the total to 855.

<<Paused>>

You may eat another plant.

<<Paused>>

You are afflicted with asleep.

You close your eyes, curl up in a ball, and fall asleep.

<<Paused>>

You open your eyes and stretch languidly, feeling deliciously well-rested.

You have cured asleep.

You have gained the insomnia defence.

You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.

You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.

You are already an insomniac.

You do not have an unstabled mount!

You place your fingers to your mouth, and focusing mentally on your trusty steed you blow hard, creating a sharp, carrying whistle.

A savagely-armored grey mule trots in, beckoned by its master's call.

You swiftly swing up onto a savagely-armored grey mule.

With acrobatic grace, you quickly hop off of a savagely-armored grey mule.

<<Paused>>

You slap a savagely-armored grey mule on the rump and send it cantering off towards 'An open paddock'.

<<Paused>>

You remove 1 goldenseal, bringing the total in the cache to 854.

<<Paused>>

You eat a goldenseal root.

Your insomnia defence has been stripped.

Your mind relaxes and you feel as if you could sleep.

<<Paused>>

You store 4 goldenseal, bringing the total to 858.

<<Paused>>

Mana Gain: 92

<<Paused>>

You are afflicted with asleep.

You close your eyes, curl up in a ball, and fall asleep.

<<Paused>>

You open your eyes and stretch languidly, feeling deliciously well-rested.

You have cured asleep.

<<Paused>>

You may eat another plant.

<<Paused>>

You roll your eyes.

<<Paused>>

Your pipes have gone cold and dark.

<<Paused>>

You have emoted: Ariadne sleeps.

H:6016/6016 M:4606/4606 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:45.13% [cspdb e-] <<Paused>>

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

<<Paused>>

You suddenly feel weary and tired.

You have gained the insomnia defence.

You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.

You light your supply of pipes, igniting the herbs within.

You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.

You do not have an unstabled mount!

You place your fingers to your mouth, and focusing mentally on your trusty steed you blow hard, creating a sharp, carrying whistle.

A savagely-armored grey mule trots in, beckoned by its master's call.

You swiftly swing up onto a savagely-armored grey mule.

Unable to stay awake, your eyes slowly slip shut and you fall asleep on the back of your mount.

You are afflicted with asleep.

An unusually vivid dream swirls through your sleeping mind, and you have the distinct impression of movement.

Quicksilver sea.

The shimmering waters of the lake lap against the shore invitingly. An enormous, black monolith floats in the air, rainbow colors dancing across its surface.

There are no obvious exits.

You open your eyes and yawn mightily.

You have cured asleep.

You already are awake.

You remove 1 kola, bringing the total in the cache to 889.

You eat a kola nut.

You are already an insomniac.

You are not currently riding anything.

Your mount must be with you for you to return it to a stable.

Your exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and you fall into a deep sleep.

You are afflicted with asleep.

You open your eyes and yawn mightily.

You have cured asleep.

You already are awake.

You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.

You remove 1 kola, bringing the total in the cache to 888.

You eat a kola nut.

You are already an insomniac.

You place your fingers to your mouth, and focusing mentally on your trusty steed you blow hard, creating a sharp, carrying whistle.

A savagely-armored grey mule trots in, beckoned by its master's call.

You already have a mount outside the stables.

You swiftly swing up onto a savagely-armored grey mule.

With acrobatic grace, you quickly hop off of a savagely-armored grey mule.

You slap a savagely-armored grey mule on the rump and send it cantering off towards 'An open paddock'.

Your exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and you fall into a deep sleep.

You are afflicted with asleep.

You open your eyes and yawn mightily.

You have cured asleep.

You already are awake.

You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.

You remove 1 kola, bringing the total in the cache to 887.

You eat a kola nut.

You are already an insomniac.

You do not have an unstabled mount!

You place your fingers to your mouth, and focusing mentally on your trusty steed you blow hard, creating a sharp, carrying whistle.

A savagely-armored grey mule trots in, beckoned by its master's call.

You swiftly swing up onto a savagely-armored grey mule.

With acrobatic grace, you quickly hop off of a savagely-armored grey mule.

You slap a savagely-armored grey mule on the rump and send it cantering off towards 'An open paddock'.

Your exhausted mind can stay awake no longer, and you fall into a deep sleep.

You are afflicted with asleep.

You open your eyes and yawn mightily.

You have cured asleep.

You already are awake.

You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.

You remove 1 kola, bringing the total in the cache to 886.

You eat a kola nut.

You are already an insomniac.

You do not have an unstabled mount!

You place your fingers to your mouth, and focusing mentally on your trusty steed you blow hard, creating a sharp, carrying whistle.

A savagely-armored grey mule trots in, beckoned by its master's call.

You swiftly swing up onto a savagely-armored grey mule.

With acrobatic grace, you quickly hop off of a savagely-armored grey mule.

You slap a savagely-armored grey mule on the rump and send it cantering off towards 'An open paddock'.

You have emoted: Ariadne is not cracking up. Honest.

Your conscience tells you, "Apparently I'm not sleepy but VERY WIDE AWAKE."

Meyvitch · January 2014

Old Stump, Moonbeam Lionheart

I want to name her "Omei says catch!" Moonbeam Lionheart.

Omei · January 2014

I don't want that.

Draiman · January 2014

(Web): You say, "Ezalor can I borrow 60 credits? Will pay back on the 30th."
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(Web): Ezalor says, "Sure Drai."
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(Web): Ezalor says, "What are you gonna use it for."
H:5251 M:3400 E:26200 W:15900 B:99% Afternoon [csdb eb]wt ...linguistics
(Web): You say, "...linguistics."
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Ezalor has transferred 60 credits to you.
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(Web): Ezalor says, "****."
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(Web): Ezalor says, "Give those back."
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Edit: IS IT WORKING

Edit#4012: Forums wouldn't work. >.> Fixed!

Edit#4013: It didn't edit out a bad word.

Emelle · January 2014

You have emoted: Once it becomes obvious her current tack isn't going to work, Emelle slowly reanimates. She considers the floor between herself and Zoyla, finds a plate that seems even enough, cinches the bag back up, and slides it in Zoyla's direction. Despite the young woman's coiled posture, Emelle stays where she is, her hands folding gently in her lap.

Ingram watches the continuing exchange attentively, almost without blinking.

Zoyla, Slave of the Moon shrinks away ever so slightly as the bag lands, then, with a careful glance to you as if gauging your speed and potential for ambush, she darts out and snatches up the pouch, trying willfully to control her trembling fingers as she crams two pieces of chocolate into her mouth.

[At this point I realize my dumb unicorns didn't actually drop the bag. Whoops!]

drop candy [did actually drop $item.]

You hold no "candy".

i

You are holding:

A crystal divining skull, a key, a pair of shimmery wooden dice, a long-necked glass bottle, a bottomless letter satchel, a large, darkly iridescent moth, a sheet of paper with charcoal-smeared edges, a clear glass bottle.

[And at this point, I realize @Omei just went ahead and handled it for me.]

< You are, OOCly, glad someone else handles your obvious incompetence.

Got your back.

Slyphe · January 2014

How in the world do you get away with holding so few items? Jeebus.

Emelle · January 2014

Easy. idgaf!

Haven · January 2014

Someone tells you, "This is unicorn... all those people that kill you i thought you were a joke and here i am getting creamed by you."

:>

Moirean · January 2014

So the city "won" a show of the government doing a coordinated song and dance number...

(The Secretariat): Tina says, "Right, so what we still need to do is post an embarassing story in spinesreach news each, post a poem in the poetry board on news about how we like the city, and we need to do our cordinated song and dance in costume."

(The Secretariat): You say, "Yeah. I'll make a post for us about that in a bit."

(The Secretariat): You say, "Waiting until things get a bit more quiet."

(The Secretariat): Tina says, "I'm ready for it, I've been watching Glee on netflix all week."

...this has suddenly become terrifying.

Edit: OH GODS

(The Secretariat): Tina says, "Actually I like that idea, I'm gonna copy that poetry book and see if I can make a mashup."

Aarbrok · January 2014

Corruption, Despair......and campy mashups of todays Pop Hits.

Tina Cardinalis

Ashmer · January 2014

You have emoted: Ashmer's mismatched gaze flicks to Draiman, and the pupil of his sound eye closes
to a pinpoint as he regards him quietly.

(Web): Draiman says, "Ashmer y u so creepy ffs."

Mireia · January 2014

Queasy visions, too realistic and yet too gruesome to be true, flicker through your mind - Omei

descending upon Daingean like a dark hawk, coupling with him in ways incomprehensible to you. He is

left with open bowels and dead eyes.

[spoiler]

[/spoiler]

Omei · January 2014

[spoiler]

[/spoiler]

Irruel · January 2014

Can we confine Omei and Ashmer to a room together and see what happens?

Just promise there'll be spoiler tags.

Ingram · January 2014

Kerryn arrives from the west.

Eventually, satisfied he's comfortable enough, Ingram closes his eyes and his shoulders dip forward a bit as he brings his left hand into the mix, matching Emelle's lead. Each hand seems to lazily dance back and forth, and when he opens his eyes again, they're on Emelle.

Kerryn leaves to the west.

You tell Auspicious Legacy, Abbess Kerryn Cardinalis, "(He's playing the piano!)"

Kerryn tells you, "((Suuuure.))"

You tell Auspicious Legacy, Abbess Kerryn Cardinalis, "(I'm so dead serious, I swear)"

Haven · January 2014

Kikon tells you, "Points."

Kikon tells you, "I hate you and everything you stand for."

Daskalos · January 2014

You say, "I seek the Luminary guildhall."
An imposing Luminary says, "Enorian is home to several guilds. Which one in particular are you looking for?"
[*] (say) I seek the Templar guildhall.
[*] (say) I seek the Ascendril guildhall.
[*] (say) I seek the Daru guildhall.

Well. Alrighty then.

Draiman · January 2014

Exploring some new vampire stuff in BL:

You follow Ezalor to the north.
Terrace of the Warlords.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The El'jaziran Warlord's
throne is positioned on the leftmost edge of the raised platform. The Kornarian Warlord's throne is
positioned left of center upon the raised platform. The Keeper's Throne is positioned in the center
of the surrounding thrones. The Vilimesian Warlord's throne is positioned right of center upon the
raised platform. The Lich Warlord's throne is positioned on the rightmost edge of the raised
platform.
You see exits leading northeast, south (open stone door), and northwest (open stone door).
Unmapped: northeast south northwest
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Catty begins to intensify slowly until she appears flesh and blood once more.
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Catty projects a net of light about herself, and you watch as her image becomes faded and ghostly.
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Ison's skin begins to slowly char, exposed to the sunlight.
Abhorash's skin begins to slowly char, exposed to the sunlight.
Ashmer stumbles for a moment, his eyes rendered useless by the sunlight.
Zsadist's skin begins to slowly char, exposed to the sunlight.
Damonicus staggers slightly as the sunlight lances across his vision.
Your skin begins to slowly smolder and char beneath the assault of sunlight.
Health Lost: 340, fire.
Alyssn stumbles for a moment, her eyes rendered useless by the sunlight.
Flames begin to slowly climb over Neithan's flesh, the sun blazing across his skin.
Catty's skin begins to slowly char, exposed to the sunlight.
Israafiyl stumbles for a moment, his eyes rendered useless by the sunlight.
Ezalor's skin begins to slowly char, exposed to the sunlight.
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Neithan presses an orbis poultice against his skin, rubbing the poultice into his flesh.
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Damonicus eats a liver slice.
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Health Gain: 275
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Health Gain: 65
Ezalor's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Ezalor unfurls his palm and darkness falls upon you.
H:5503 M:4324 E:27900 W:21900 B:100% Dawn [db eb]wt .......
(Web): You say, "......."
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(Web): Ezalor says, "."
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(Web): Catty says, "...."
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(Web): Catty says, "HAHAh."
H:5503 M:4324 E:27900 W:21900 B:100% Dawn [db eb]wt are you fucking kidding me
(Web): You say, "Are you fucking kidding me."
H:5503 M:4324 E:27900 W:21900 B:100% Dawn [db eb]wt so
(Web): You say, "So."
H:5503 M:4324 E:27900 W:21900 B:100% Dawn [db eb]wt much
(Web): You say, "Much."
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(Web): Catty says, "Some vampire chamber."
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(Web): You say, "Fail."
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(Web): Damonicus says, "LOL TROLL ROOM."
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(Web): Ezalor says, "Bahahahahaha."
H:5503 M:4324 E:27900 W:21900 B:100% Dawn [db eb]'well
You say, "Well."
H:5503 M:4324 E:27900 W:21900 B:100% Dawn [db eb]'that was....unexpected
You say, "That was....unexpected."
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The ghost of a smirk passes fleetingly over Ashmer's lips as he glances at you.
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(Web): Catty says, "And you make fun of Spines!!!"
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The bizarre and entirely unexplainable presence of the sun goes away.
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(Web): You say, "Hahaha."
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(Web): Ison says, "Lolol."
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(Web): Catty says, "Lmfao."
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Iosyne · January 2014

Completely Omei's fault.

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