Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

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  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    Irruel tells you, "Obsidian sausage rings - is this some plot for mass castration?"
    AryanneAngwe
  • SetneSetne The Grand Tyrant
    Arbre has been sliced apart by a young pine tree.

    wut

    also:

    Daegon plays Geronimo like a washboard!

    Daegon plays you like a washboard!

    Daegon plays Xenia like a washboard!

    Daegon plays Amberlea like a washboard!

    Ingram said:
    "Oh my arms are suddenly lubed"
    MoireanLinKikon
  • WHAT EPISODE OF SHINGEKI IS THAT FROM IS IT A NEW EP I HAVEN'T SEEN YET!?
  • HavenHaven World Burner Flight School
    edited July 2013

    Chimera Calipso, Siren of Tides says, "So ms. Villi, what brings you to this corner of the town?"

    A piercing sound cleaves through the air.

    A portal opens in the air in front of you, edges vibrating madly.

    Chimera Calipso, Siren of Tides says, "Ooh a portal."

    Villi crosses her arms over her chest, saying with a bit of a laugh, "Ok."

    You have emoted: Haven turns his eyes on Villi for a moment, a brief flicker of something. Suspicion? Concern? As quickly as it had come it is gone before his eyes are on Calipso again. "Strange days."

    Villi says to you, "We should speak sometime soon."

    Calipso looks at a sonic portal, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.

    You think for a moment before nodding slowly at Villi.

    The spectator stands of the Fields of Valor.
    The shining figure of a guardian angel floats in the air here. A stout donkey stands patiently by, waiting for a burden. A sonic portal, edges vibrating madly, is here. Chimera Calipso, Siren of Tides is here. She wields a needle-pointed dirk in her left hand and an iron-tipped whip in her right. Villi is here.
    You see exits leading northeast and east.
    Feichin is afflicted with:
    [5500] [5200] E100 W100 B100 S100 <<XP 87%>> [csdb eb lr] 30:45.243 -
    Chimera Calipso, Siren of Tides says, "Now who opened that.."

    You say, "One way to find out."

    You step through a sonic portal. (portal)

    A twisting canyon walk. (Festering Wastes.) (10005) [-Slyphe-]
    A slick coating of purple sludge drips over everything here. A stout donkey stands patiently by, waiting for a burden. Snowflakes dancing around its core, a dominating frostbound eld hovers here. A vibrant, crackling aura of raw energy cloaking her form, Moirean Seirath is here, hidden. She wields a buckler in her left hand and a curved, chitinous icon of the Malevolent in her right. A vibrant, crackling aura of raw energy cloaking his form, Chaotic Phantom, Amelas, Voice of Despair is here. He wields a spiked kite shield in his left hand and a chipped bone dagger in his right. A vibrant, crackling aura of raw energy cloaking his form, Kikon Corona is here. He wields a silver ilmenite staff in his left hand and a runed shield in his right. An oppressive blanket of primal energy envelops the area, crackling with tension.
    You see exits leading northeast, east, southeast, and northwest.

     

    >_> Oh my. @Kikon I was curious! I never get portals anymore.

    ¤ Si vis pacem, para bellum. ¤
    Someone powerful says, "We're going to have to delete you."
    havenbanner2
    Kikon
  • So I lost the room messages already, but...
    I run over to help @Moirean and @Kikon on a lesser, Kikon shoots a meteor at me, and:
    10:59:29.011 (Web): Kikon says, "Pewpew..."
    10:59:34.625 (Web): Moirean says, "He's on OUR team."
    10:59:37.794 (Web): Kikon says, "Aww."
    10:59:38.739 (Web): Moirean says, "He's in this web!"
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  • DraimanDraiman Dr. Drai
    (The Blacker Arrow): Dourif says, "Much happening here?"

    (The Blacker Arrow): You say, "There was."

    (The Blacker Arrow): You say, "Then you logged on and we all went back to idling."

    (The Blacker Arrow): Dourif says, "Happens."

    (The Blacker Arrow): Dourif says, "Right im out, later."

    A palpitating tremor resonates from the leylines as a lesser focal point is tapped for its energy.

    (The Blacker Arrow): You say, "And bam."

    (The Blacker Arrow): You say, "Dourif says he's leaving."

    (The Blacker Arrow): You say, "Foci."

    You sense Dourif has left the realm.

    (The Blacker Arrow): Benedicto says, "I did that on purpose."
    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



    SetneBenedictoAngweAldricEzalor
  • AngweAngwe I'm the dog that ate yr birthday cake Bedford, VA
    The requirements of joining the Reborn for non-novices are explained in
    full in the ninth rubric of the Bloodborn Laws. (HELP LAWS BLOODBORN)
    help laws bloodborn
    The laws of that organization are not public.

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  • edited July 2013
    (Shamans): Elder Oranis, Shaman of the Praadi says, "Also, as an aside, I realize that I am quite at 
    peace within the sanctuary but cease discarding your trash around me. There is a fire pit to the 
    north of the pool where you may dispose of it."

    (Web): You say, "Lol Arbre. Was that your fault?"

    (Web): Arbre says, "......yes."
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    Elder Oranis, Shaman of the Praadi gives another low chuckle before turning his attention to you. 
    "As you say, Hand. And, you, Tyrai; call my sanctuary musty again and I will personally drown you in 
    this pool."

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  • DraimanDraiman Dr. Drai
    So, this may not be funny unless you were there, but the timing was -perfect-

    Barda arrives from the southeast.
    He is followed by a mire hound.

    "Peh," says Barda as he waves his hand in dismissal.

    Barda says, "Tired of fighting that coward."

    [Angwe - southeast]

    (Spinesreach): Barda says, "And Draiman when you have to chase your prey around forever you would
    get tired of it as well."

    Angwe arrives from the southeast.
    [Angwe - here]

    Angwe's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    Angwe throws out a quick jab at Barda.
    Angwe connects.
    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



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  • AngweAngwe I'm the dog that ate yr birthday cake Bedford, VA
    edited July 2013
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  • EzalorEzalor Emperor D'baen Canada
    A cairn of the Hunter snarls angrily at you and moves in the for the kill.

    A carved wooden sign snarls angrily at you and moves in for the kill.

    Some bird droppings snarls angrily at you and moves in for the kill.
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  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Chilling in the council chambers when....

    A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
    [Citadel]: Prismatic Beam Incoming!
    H:7040/7040 M:5400/5720 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:34.47% [csdb eb lr]
    The plane of prismatic light disappears.
    A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
    [Citadel]: Prismatic Beam Incoming!
    H:7040/7040 M:5400/5720 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:34.47% [csdb eb lr]
    The plane of prismatic light disappears.
    A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
    [Citadel]: Prismatic Beam Incoming!
    H:7040/7040 M:5400/5720 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:34.47% [csdb eb lr]
    The plane of prismatic light disappears.
    A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
    [Citadel]: Prismatic Beam Incoming!
    H:7040/7040 M:5400/5720 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:34.47% [csdb eb lr]
    The plane of prismatic light disappears.
    A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
    [Citadel]: Prismatic Beam Incoming!
    H:7040/7040 M:5400/5720 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:34.47% [csdb eb lr]
    The plane of prismatic light disappears.
    A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
    [Citadel]: Prismatic Beam Incoming!
    H:7040/7040 M:5400/5720 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:34.47% [csdb eb lr]
    The plane of prismatic light disappears.
    A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
    [Citadel]: Prismatic Beam Incoming!
    H:7040/7040 M:5400/5720 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:34.47% [csdb eb lr]
    The plane of prismatic light disappears.
    A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
    [Citadel]: Prismatic Beam Incoming!
    H:7040/7040 M:5400/5720 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:34.47% [csdb eb lr]
    The plane of prismatic light disappears.
    A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
    [Citadel]: Prismatic Beam Incoming!
    H:7040/7040 M:5400/5720 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:34.47% [csdb eb lr]
    The plane of prismatic light disappears.
    A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
    [Citadel]: Prismatic Beam Incoming!
    H:7040/7040 M:5400/5720 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:34.47% [csdb eb lr]
    The plane of prismatic light disappears.
    A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
    [Citadel]: Prismatic Beam Incoming!
    H:7040/7040 M:5400/5720 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:34.47% [csdb eb lr]
    The plane of prismatic light disappears.
    A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
    [Citadel]: Prismatic Beam Incoming!
    H:7040/7040 M:5400/5720 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:34.47% [csdb eb lr]
    The plane of prismatic light disappears.
    A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
    [Citadel]: Prismatic Beam Incoming!
    H:7040/7040 M:5400/5720 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:34.47% [csdb eb lr]
    The plane of prismatic light disappears.
    A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
    [Citadel]: Prismatic Beam Incoming!
    H:7040/7040 M:5400/5720 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:34.47% [csdb eb lr]
    The plane of prismatic light disappears.
    A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
    [Citadel]: Prismatic Beam Incoming!
    H:7040/7040 M:5400/5720 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:34.47% [csdb eb lr]
    The plane of prismatic light disappears.
    A beam of prismatic light suddenly shoots into the room.
    [Citadel]: Prismatic Beam Incoming!
    H:7040/7040 M:5400/5720 E:100% W:100% S:100% XP:34.47% [csdb eb lr]
    The plane of prismatic light disappears.

    For reference, every single one of those warning messages is red with flashing white text. My entire screen is glowing right now. XD
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    You are wielding:
    "soulstone83052"         a pulsing soulstone (left hand)
    "soulstone231493"        a pulsing soulstone (right hand)
    You are holding:
    "soulstone27029"         a pulsing soulstone.


    Lin
  • Moirean is the Soul Man, yes.

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
    ---------------------------

    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous

    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of fucking awfulness Toz
    ---------------------------
    Didi's voice resonates across the land, "Yay tox."
    ---------------------------

    Ictinus11/01/2021

    Block Toz
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    limToday at 10:38 PM


    you disgust me
    ---------------------------
    (Web): Bryn says, "Toz is why we can't have nice things."

  • DraimanDraiman Dr. Drai
    (The Blacker Arrow): You say, "Ahmg I'm so happeh."

    (The Blacker Arrow): Mazzion says, "No longer a virgin?"

    (The Blacker Arrow): You say, "That."

    (The Blacker Arrow): You say, "And my system is starting to half assedly come together."

    (The Blacker Arrow): Mazzion says, "Yeah, you can pay people to do just about anything."

    (The Blacker Arrow): You say, "Lol what a dick."

    (The Blacker Arrow): Mazzion says, ":P."
    "You ever been divided by zero?" Nia asks you with a squint.



  • You are relatively doomed.
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    i am rapture coder
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  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    Within the Cave.
    A helpful sign floats here, begging to be read! READ SIGN to view it. Chiseled with runic symbols, an ancient pylon of weathered stone has been buried deep into the earth here and glows with restrained power. Dweia is here. It wields a Shamanic quarterstaff in its hands.
    You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, and south.
  • DaskalosDaskalos Credit Whore Extraordinare Rolling amongst piles of credits.
    Wheel can do that to you.

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    Message #17059 Sent By: Oleis           Received On: 1/03/2014/17:24
    "If it makes you feel better, just checking your artifact list threatens to crash my mudlet."

  • SessizlikSessizlik Muffin Mage

    A large brown grub snarls angrily at Angwe and moves in for the kill.

    A large brown grub reaches out and lightly cuts Angwe.

    You stare at a large brown grub and blink.

    A large brown grub reaches out and lightly cuts Angwe.

    A large brown grub reaches out and lightly cuts Angwe.

    A large brown grub reaches out and lightly cuts Angwe.
    Stepping quickly out of the way, Angwe dodges the attack.

    probe grub
    This grub is plump and soft to the touch, its brown skin filled with larval fat.
    It has a dozen legs that are little more than tiny protuberances from its
    swollen cylindrical body.
    A large brown grub looks weak and feeble.
    He weighs 2 ounce(s).

    Angwe looks at a large brown grub, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

    A large brown grub reaches out and lightly cuts Angwe.

    A large brown grub reaches out and lightly cuts Angwe.

    Angwe picks up a large brown grub.

    Angwe accidentally squishes the grub. Yuck!

    Scout Master Angwe, Claw of Iol'Spaigh says, "Oops."

     

    You say, "That was a cocky little thing.."

    Scout Master Angwe, Claw of Iol'Spaigh says to you, "Right?"

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    MoireanBakhtuh
  • (Market): Anfini says, "The catacombs has an assload of rooms."
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  • ArbreArbre Arbrelina Jolie Braavos
    [spoiler]
    Solaria tells you, "You're like a big sister with this, you know."

    You tell Solaria O'Lyryus, "I do what I can."

    Solaria tells you, "How about I just start calling myself an Aquila?"

    Solaria tells you, "That silence means YES."

    You tell Solaria Aquila, "I am Silverain now, you know."

    Solaria tells you, "Doesn't matter! I'm an Aquila now!"

    You tell Solaria Aquila, "Aryanne is going to kill me. Roux is going to kill me."

    Solaria tells you, "MUAHAHAHA."

    Solaria tells you, "Aquila! Aquila! It's almost good as tequila!"

    You tell Solaria Aquila, "You are -way- too happy about this."

    Solaria tells you, "It's fantastic!"

    Solaria tells you, "I'm going to be one of those hot chicks that all the men fawn after. Women fawn after them, too!"

    Solaria tells you, "Damn straight. I'm going to get all the sex I could ever want."

    You tell Solaria Aquila, "I have no words."

    Solaria tells you, "What is this? I have left you speechless?!"

    Solaria tells you, "VICTORY IS MINE!"

    Solaria tells you, "Ahem. I shall go back to simply being an O'Lyryus now."
    [/spoiler]

    Solaria: 1
    Arbre: 0
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  • AngweAngwe I'm the dog that ate yr birthday cake Bedford, VA
    [0(0%)|5500(100%)|0|100%|100%|38.7%|R:1|S:100%] [HM eb] (-0.01%)
    Your flames consume Volmarion's the corpse of a small child.
    [0(0%)|5500(100%)|0|100%|100%|38.7%|R:1|S:100%] [HM eb]
    Your flames consume Dhagon's roar.
    [0(0%)|5500(100%)|0|100%|100%|38.7%|R:1|S:100%] [HM eb]
    The mirror flashes again, this time more brilliantly, and becomes alive with an
    impossibly chaotic maelstrom of color, and though you know not how, smells,
    tastes, sounds and feelings. You are totally awestruck, unable to look away yet
    unable to process this raw overload of sensory information. Terror overtakes you,
     and you struggle to maintain your most basic sanity.
    Experience Lost: 468 [total: 1712258]
    [0(0%)|5500(100%)|0|100%|100%|38.7%|R:1|S:100%] [HM eb] (-0.01%)
    Before the Soul Mirror (1330) - Unmapped Area
    This room has not been mapped.
    Visible only to the divine, this is where mortal souls conduct their spiritual
    journey back to the living. The soul of Ayaeva roams the land, bodiless.
    There are no obvious exits.
    [0(0%)|5500(100%)|0|100%|100%|38.7%|R:1|S:100%] [HM eb]

    Suddenly, you understand. There is a pattern to the seemingly chaotic sensory
    cacophony, and you comprehend it at last. As the final clue of a riddle falling
    into place, you suddenly recognize that the mirror is showing you the true form
    of the Creator of All, Varian, the Celestine.
    Experience Lost: 468 [total: 1711790]
    [0(0%)|5500(100%)|0|100%|100%|38.7%|R:1|S:100%] [HM eb] (-0.01%)
    Your flames consume Ayaeva's roar.
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  • HavenHaven World Burner Flight School

    Fleeing the lightning sent down upon Enorian, Ati, the Shadow rises, spreading great wings of shadow to lever Itself out of reach and guard Its form.


    (The Blacker Arrow): Ezalor says, "Daskalos's lightning, so OP even Ati can't tank it."

    ¤ Si vis pacem, para bellum. ¤
    Someone powerful says, "We're going to have to delete you."
    havenbanner2
    MoireanDraimanDaskalosEzalorLinIosyneKaetriela
  • Just glad someone who shouted stupid stuff at an event got smacked for it. Just because someone shouts doesn't mean you need to throw in your two cents. /grump

    Arbre-Today at 7:27 PM

    You're a vindictive lil unicorn
    ---------------------------

    Lartus-Today at 7:16 PM

    oh wait, toz is famous

    Karhast-Today at 7:01 PM

    You're a singularity of fucking awfulness Toz
    ---------------------------
    Didi's voice resonates across the land, "Yay tox."
    ---------------------------

    Ictinus11/01/2021

    Block Toz
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    limToday at 10:38 PM


    you disgust me
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    (Web): Bryn says, "Toz is why we can't have nice things."

    RivasHaven
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    As the shadow swarms downward into the jungle again, lancing through the trees in a rush, the voice of Ati, the Shadow, more composed and refined than before, resounds forth across the land. "Y***OU WI**LL P***P*******PAY FOR W***WHAT YOU DDDDDID TO MOTHER! YOU W***W*******WILL BLEED LIKE THE RRRRR*R*R*RRRAJAMALANS OF O******LLLLLD BLED!"

    Plato's voice resonates across the land, "I think you need a blanky."

    You shout, "Start with Plato."

    Plato has been bludgeoned to death by Ati, the Shadow.
    Sessizlik
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