Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges



  • SeirSeir Seein' All the Things Getting high off your emotion
    Nothing tops when Laefin pooped his joints.
  • LinLin Blackbird The Moonglade
    (Clandestine): Raeche says, "Arql."

    (Clandestine): You say, "Arglbargl."

    (Clandestine): Raeche says, "Srs u gaiz."

    (Clandestine): Raeche says, "Is that an orgy?"

    (Clandestine): Serrice says, "Myob."

    (Clandestine): You say, "Ha, yeah, right. It's an orgy."

    (Clandestine): Serrice says, ":D."

    (Clandestine): You say, "Pfft."

    (Clandestine): Raeche says, "It's why I'm scared of you people."

    (Clandestine): You say, "So what you're saying is that Serrice is invited and you're not."

    (Clandestine): Raeche says, "I will just have to learn to accept that."

    (Clandestine): Serrice says, "That mudsex happens in this game with startling regularity? Uh, yeah."

    (Clandestine): Rho says, "It happens with startling regularity in real life, too."

    (Clandestine): You say, "Yeah sup."

    (Clandestine): Raeche says, "You mean like with real mud? =p."

    (Clandestine): Rho says, "Don't hate."

    (Clandestine): Elanth says, "No, not real MUD, although that's a great idea."

    (Clandestine): Serrice says, "Ew, no."

    (Clandestine): Serrice says, "That's unsanitary."

    (Clandestine): You say, "Also, these are interesting concerns from someone whose character wears skimpy little underwear."

    (Clandestine): Serrice says, "..."

    (Clandestine): Elanth says, "Ahahahaha, told."

    (Clandestine): Serrice says, ":D."

    (Clandestine): You say, ":>."

    (Clandestine): Rho says, "What underwear."

    (Clandestine): Raeche says, "Firstly, it's for your eyes only. Secondly, I can't help it that Milian's shop is the only one that sells decent underwear."

    (Clandestine): You say, "MMHMM."
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
  • ArbreArbre Arbrelina Jolie Braavos
    Moirean tells you, "((I have stone bewbs and a stalagmite and it's great))"
  • BenedictoBenedicto Tentacles Errywhere!

    Moirean said:
    I get to look! Huzzah!
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    (Web): You say, "Prone me?"

    earth chasm sabon
    You stomp a foot mightily into the ground and a quickly-moving spiderweb of cracks spreads outwards from the impact towards Sabon.

    Sabon suddenly sprinkles some odd silvery powder over your head and you feel an odd tickling sensation in the back of your mind.

    As the spiderweb of cracks reaches Sabon, you quickly drop to the ground and begin to pry open the splits into a gaping chasm, using naught but your sheer strength alone.


    Sabon suddenly sprinkles some odd silvery powder over your head and you feel an odd tickling sensation in the back of your mind.

    Sabon jabs you with a needle-pointed dirk.
    Deftly twirling the weapon in his hand, Sabon jabs you with it once more.


    Your muscles bulge as you tear apart the earth, the deafening rumble drowning out your yell of effort. The mighty chasm quickly spreads through the cracks towards Sabon and swallows him into its dark depths. Screams of sheer terror accompany his rapid descent, abruptly muffled by the rapid mending of the earth  behind him.
    You have slain Sabon.
    Experience Gained: 37950 (Player Kill) [total: 388853]
    Sabon drops the corpse of a muscular mountain lion.
    Sabon drops the corpse of a muscular mountain lion.
    Sabon drops the corpse of a vibrating black eld.
    Sabon drops the corpse of a jagged citrine eld.
    Sabon drops the corpse of a shimmering azure eld.

    (Web): Barda says, ".."

    (Web): Mastema says, ".."

    (Web): Barda says, "Ahaha."

    (Web): You say, "...he gave me unicorning amnesia."

    (Web): You say, "...twice."
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    (Newbie): Skoll says, "How am I supposed to know which statpack is best for me?"

    (Newbie): Ilyon says, "Which guild have you joined?"

    (Newbie): Skoll says, "Bloodborn."

    (Web): Varel says, "Awkward."

  • (Carnifex Combat Academy): Moirean says, "Man I love these sweet and salty nuts."

    ..weeeeeell alrighty then.
    Feelings, sensations that you thought were dead. No squealin' remember, that it's all in your head.
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
  • LinLin Blackbird The Moonglade
    ha ha penis
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland

    You give the corpse of Cosmina, the Confessor to Derryk, the Guardian.
    Derryk, the Guardian says, "I will see that Cosmina receives this. Thank you, Moirean."

    Oh, will you, Derryk?
  • look <person>:

    (worn on the fingers) : a nose ring
  • StathanStathan Hot springs
    (Enorian): Sarkis says, "Fool me once, shame on you. Foll me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, and I must be Desian wearing a fluffy suit."
  • You are:
    Blessed by Chakrasul for about 66 hours.
    Blessed by Iosyne for about 16 hours.
    Favored by Iosyne for about 11 hours.
    Favored by Iosyne for about 11 hours.

    ..Well thanks @Iosyne.
    Feelings, sensations that you thought were dead. No squealin' remember, that it's all in your head.
  • IosyneIosyne the Lair
    edited April 2013
  • SeirSeir Seein' All the Things Getting high off your emotion
    87w3r - Click for Next Image...image
  • I was asking Moirean her recommendations for a good bardiche or halberd, and since I find it difficult to talk comprehensibly about weapon stats ICly I was using OOC tells with her.

    Moirean tells you, "((tbh, I'd get one forged for you. And I really am not that good with weapon numbers, I have Toz, Yettave and Mastema help me with that. I have dyscalculia, so I am pretty crap at working out how numbers work))"

    You tell Commander Moirean Seirath, "((Fair enough. (I cannot think of a better way of putting this) I never really experimented with penetration so I don't know how much the numbers matter there))"

    Moirean tells you, "((rowr, even with all your years of impaling?"

    You tell Commander Moirean Seirath, "((I usually impale as a Teradrim. It's like a rock then))"

    Moirean tells you, "((XD))"
  • LinLin Blackbird The Moonglade
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    (Market): Orisae says, "Credits for sale. Fund a divorce, please."


    (Carnifex Combat Academy): You say, "Message me if someone sets the keep on fire or something."

    (Carnifex Combat Academy): Daegon says, "So don't let Haven come near it. Got it."

  • 8 . Ezrax: "I don't suppose anyone knows where I get stag horns?"
    9 . Moirean: "Kill a stag."
    10. Ezrax: "I know that. Thanks. Would you know where they are?"
    11. Moirean: "They drop horns."
    12. Moirean: "Then break horn."
    13. Ezrax: ":P."
    14. Moirean: "Ulangii, ithmia."
    15. Ezrax: "I know they all hang out at like, one spot."
    16. Ezrax: "I don't know the room sadly."
    17. Moirean: "At what, a stag party?"
    18. Alastair: "."
    19. Moirean: "Only one I know of that stays in one room is the one in ulangi. You need to do the quest to kill him."
    20. Moirean: "Otherwise, just check ithmia."
    Senior Administrator Veritas says, "Shut upbre."
    Arbre Aquila dur Naya says, "Yessir."
    Senior Administrator Veritas says, "I'm a lady!"

    Senior Administrator Veritas says, "Yeah cutscene kicks in."
    Senior Administrator Veritas says, "Watch our awesome CG."

    Senior Administrator Veritas says, "I grove ever stronger in the presence of Alastair!"
    Senior Administrator Veritas says, "Grow*."
    Senior Administrator Veritas says, "No druids here."
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    We kept going :/

    (Research): Ilyon says, "Vnum 5689 in eastern ithmia (a cairn stone)"
    (Research): Ilyon says, "Is where that stag party is at."
    (Research): Alastair says, "And here i thought we were suiting up for a lesser."
    (Research): Alastair says, "You're just telling everyone how to get to the stag party."
    (Research): You say, "Apparently you have to go stag."
    (Research): Ilyon says, "Heh. Not this time, sorry!"
    (Research): You say, "There was alistaire all ready to hoof it on over there."
    (Research): Alastair says, "NO."
    (Research): Alastair says, "That imposter has my name."
    (Research): Alastair says, "Not the other way around."
    (Research): Alastair says, "Get it right."
    (Research): Ilyon says, "Well he still can! He'll meet with Ezrax here and have a staggeringly good time."
    (Research): You say, "I'm sure they'll have quite the tail to tell afterwards."
    (Research): Alastair says, "You just want me to stagger home."
    (Research): You say, "Aww, dear, I'd never wish that on you."
    (Research): Alastair says, "What kind of friend are you then."
    (Research): You say, "A doe-ghty one?"
    (Research): Alastair says, "Ahahaha."
    (Research): Ezrax says, ":|."
    (Research): Ezrax says, "I go away for 2 minutes..."
    (Research): You say, "...geez, stop fawning over me."
    (Research): Ezrax says, "I can't, you make me all antler-y."
    (Research): Ezrax says, "Am I doing puns right you guys."
    (Research): You say, "That was just straight bucked up."
    (Research): You say, "Makes me want to hide."
    (Research): Ezrax says, "I want to do one involving the word venison but I can't think of one."
    (Research): Alastair says, "Oh i got it."
    (Research): Alastair says, "Venison."
    (Research): Alastair says, "/lol."
    (Research): Ezrax says, "*sigh*."
    (Research): You say, "I want to ride a gondola in venison friday."
    (Research): You say, "Ok, pretend nobody herd that."
    (Research): Alastair says, "I thought I'd succeeded in breaking the chain."
    (Research): You say, "Imma stop. These are hurting my hart."
    (Research): You say, "Plus, they are making me rack my brain."
    (Research): Alastair says, "Rutty terrible, too."
    (Research): You say, "Also, I feel like I'm carry - boo! - ing the weight."
    (Research): You say, "Of the conversation."
    (Research): Ezrax says, "Convherdsation."
    (Research): You say, "What did the blind stag say when Ezrax came to take his horns?"
    (Research): You say, "No ideer."
    (Research): You say, "What did the blind stag say when Ezrax killed him for his horns?"
    (Research): You say, "Still no ideer."

    Alastair tells you, "((When ruddy to rutty is the best I can come up with, it's proof there's not enough weed in the world to make this conversation carrybooable on my end.))"
    You tell Alastair, "((haha)"
    Alastair tells you, "((Now if you made combustion engine jokes...))"
    Alastair tells you, "((There's one here involving prolonged quadruped reference, conner, and horny, but I'm too lazy))"
    You tell Alastair, "((...I'm not sure if I should be intrigued or frightened))"
  • LinLin Blackbird The Moonglade
    Orisae ceases to wield a tangled staff of iron and bone, securing it to her weaponbelt.

    Orisae begins to wield a cast-iron cooking pot in her left hand.

    With the moment of attention torn away from her, Orisae secures her staff against her weaponbelt after shifting it to embrace her shoulders. Slowly, heavily, a cooking pot is held in her hands. Holding her stance as best she can, the cast-iron cooking pot is flung in the direction of Iosyne.

    A cast-iron cooking pot is engulfed by the shadows surrounding Iosyne and repelled, returning itself to Orisae's hand. Quietly, and without fanfare, She looks over Her shoulder at her, and releases you.

    Iosyne reaches out to stroke Orisae's arm, which withers away at the touch.
    Iosyne reaches out to stroke Orisae's arm, which withers away at the touch.
    Iosyne grabs Orisae's leg, which shrivels feebly away.
    Iosyne grabs Orisae's leg, which shrivels feebly away.

    Iosyne wreathes Her hand in crackling black energy. With a diabolical laugh, She stiffens Her hand and slowly runs it down Orisae's splayed-out body, splitting her chest in two as She does so. Though Orisae screams in pain and begs to die, Iosyne proceeds to rip apart her organs. Finally, with a detached smile upon Her face, She proceeds to rip the sternum out of Orisae's body and drive it through her body, pinning it to the ground and killing her instantly.
    Orisae has been slain by Iosyne.
  • That was so bad.. Just so bad of a pun..
    Show Him Who's Boss!
  • SeirSeir Seein' All the Things Getting high off your emotion
    Should've used RESTORE and then laughed at Iosyne. Would've lasted a teensy bit longer. >_>
  • LinLin Blackbird The Moonglade
    Actually she did cure a few times, I just took that part out.
  • AngweAngwe I'm the dog that ate yr birthday cake Bedford, VA
    This faun has the body of a goat from the waist-down, with rear-jointed legs and
    a thick, shaggy coat of rust-brown fur. His features are masculine throughout
    the torso and arms, but very inhuman in the face; his face has a pronounced
    ridge throughout the nasal cavity, goat-like furred ears from the sides of his
    head, and two great, spiraling horns curling around his temples, much like a
    bighorn sheep's. The forest spirit sports a small beard at his chin and dull,
    glassy eyes devoid of pupil or iris. A hint of green tints the coloration of his
    fur, his horns, and his fur, and his overall appearance is hardened and
    inflexible, as if his body had been created from the great trees of the
    Heartwood. The presence the creature brings to the setting is unmistakably and
    vaguely eerie - the faun is too tall and bulky to be dismissed as nonthreatening,
     but his mannerisms are quiet and peaceful, but not so peaceful as to appear
    A faun of the ancient wood looks weak and feeble.
    He weighs about 215 pound(s).
    It has been dyed through the use of a dyekit.
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