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This is why we win.
statue. "As you seem so fond of My creatures, I have provided this trinket for you, to remind you of
the beautiful memories you have created these past weeks. Do not abuse it, or I will know."
Slyphe gives a tiny whale swimming inside a globe to you.
Hmm.
In act of utter betrayal, you break a tiny whale's globe, freeing it from its safe sanctuary. In
truly cruel fashion, you promptly pop the whale into your mouth, its mournful cries silenced with
your first chew.
You monster.
Whups.
"Hey!" Naos blurts out loudly at you.
You see the following people here:
A figure wrapped in darkness, Sarita, Nebula, Gyana, Blaze, Callidora, A figure shrouded by steam,
Menelaus, Naos, Yedan, Sekara, Eagan, Abhorash, Rebra, Taiyang, Galilei, Zhukov, Ephi, .
Straightening into rigid, militant attention, Ephi squares her shoulders and crisply salutes her
fellow soldiers.
Straightening into rigid, militant attention, you square your shoulders and crisply salute Ephi.
You say, "At ease."
Abhorash stares implacably at you.
Abhorash says, "I do not recall inviting you."
Quietly, Yedan says, "Uh oh."
Ephi lowers her hand from its position over her brow and assumes a more relaxed posture.
(Carnifex): Ayuna says, "This is where I belong. You all have fun."
"Clearly you just haven't heard how much fun we are," Naos supplies helpfully.
Running a hand over her face, Gyana says, "Here we go."
You have emoted: Bulrok gives a polite incline of his head towards Abhorash. "Mistakes happen." he
says casually, scanning the room.
Simply, Abhorash says, "They do."
Callidora says nothing at all in a very pointed way. Her silence is deafening.
Ephi closes her eyes and breathes out softly, an apologetic smile tugging on her lips when her eyes
blink open.
Menelaus says, "If I may, many people here, were invited as our Allies."
Abhorash says, "If I mAy, mAnY pEoPlE hErE, WeRe InViTeD aS oUr AlLiEs."
Massive spears of blood spring forth from the ground, plunging through your body as you are
gruesomely vivisected. A moment passes before the spears explode, utterly disintegrating your body
with them.
You have been slain by Abhorash.
You were not afflicted.
What late night boredom does to you.
Everybody's hard at work trying to kill the boss, meanwhile @Bulrok wandering around dying to filler mobs.
Hi.
Edit: Iaza sucks.
https://ada-young.com/pastebin/hGhv1h18
[2:59 PM] Bulrok: Look at how much entertainment I have provided Aetolia
[2:59 PM] Bulrok: Just by being logged in
[2:59 PM] Iazamat: Every village needs its idiot.
(Tells): A preening Kobold herald tells you, "As you wish, milady."
A richly-dressed Kobold herald departs southwestward.
...
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Lacking a wielder, this
ethereal bardiche lacks a definite edge and form, its image flickering and shifting before your
eyes. Standing crisply at attention, a knight of the honour guard is here. A Kobold clad in fine
silks and gems stands here, puffed up with his own self-importance. Ser Ehtias, Dreadknight is here.
He is riding on a midnight black stallion. Squire Ephi Miludin do Din Nolurun Di Dou is here. She
wields a Carnifex's skewering bardiche in her hands. A small sign indicates that LIBRARY CATALOG
will list the materials in this library.
You see a single exit leading northeast.
A preening Kobold herald says, "...Arbothia Restorer..."
A preening Kobold herald says, "...Despot's Downfall..."
A preening Kobold herald says, "...Defender of Ciem..."
A preening Kobold herald says, "...Saviour of the Chapel Garden..."
A preening Kobold herald says, "...Stateswoman..."
A preening Kobold herald says, "...Indyuk Warrior..."
A preening Kobold herald says, "...Politician..."
A preening Kobold herald says, "...Elder..."
A preening Kobold herald says, "...Research Associate..."
A preening Kobold herald says, "...Breaker of Eight Legs..."
A preening Kobold herald says, "...Erudite..."
A preening Kobold herald says, "...Salvation of Djeir..."
A preening Kobold herald says, "...Connoisseuse..."
You have emoted: A glint of amusement slips through Elene's gaze.
A preening Kobold herald says, "...Legendary Game Huntress..."
Ehtias looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.
A preening Kobold herald says, "...and Salvation of the Forgotten!"
A preening Kobold herald furls his scroll neatly and steps to the side.
(Tells): A preening Kobold herald tells you, "You have been announced, milady."
Ehtias gracefully hops off of a midnight black stallion.
A midnight black stallion begins to follow Ehtias.
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Ehtias uses Tekura Sidekick on a preening Kobold herald.
He connects to the torso!
Ehtias uses Tekura Uppercut on a preening Kobold herald.
He connects to the head!
Ehtias has scored a STAGGERING CRITICAL hit.
Ehtias uses Tekura Uppercut on a preening Kobold herald.
He connects to the head!
Ehtias has scored a CRITICAL hit!
[ More bashing. ]
A preening Kobold herald clears his throat loudly, unrolling and brandishing his lavishly painted
scroll with a flourish.
A preening Kobold herald says, "May I announce the presence of Ser Elene Arcan, Savant of Jherza..."
Ephi greets you with a wide grin and offers her a round of applause, energetically clapping her
hands together.
A preening Kobold herald says, "...Gateway Crasher..."
A look of pain crosses Ehtias's face as a preening Kobold herald carves him up.
A preening Kobold herald says, "...Graduate..."
Ser Ehtias, Dreadknight says, "I slipt."
Ehtias uses Tekura Sidekick on a preening Kobold herald.
He connects to the torso!
Ehtias has scored a STAGGERING CRITICAL hit.
Ehtias uses Tekura Uppercut on a preening Kobold herald.
He connects to the head!
Ehtias has scored a CRITICAL hit!
Ehtias uses Tekura Uppercut on a preening Kobold herald.
He connects to the head!
Ehtias has scored an ANNIHILATING CRITICAL hit!!!
A preening Kobold herald erupts into a sudden panic and flees!
A richly-dressed Kobold herald departs northeastward.
You see Ephi raise her voice and shout, "COMMANDER HELP THE LIBRARY IS UNDER ATTACK."
Mjoll arrives from the northeast.
She is followed by a ghostly warhound, a white warhound, and a white warhound.
Disciple Hawa Qizzeke, Keeper of Many Names's voice resonates across the land, "NONE OF YOU READ, SO
WHY DOES IT MATTER?"
Ser Ehtias, Dreadknight says, "Stupid herald."
Squire Ephi Miludin do Din Nolurun Di Dou demands, "Oh. We won!?"
A preening Kobold herald returns with his scroll tucked under one arm.
(Tells): A preening Kobold herald tells you, "You have been announced, milady."
Squire Ephi Miludin do Din Nolurun Di Dou says, "It's back for more!"
You say, "It sure is."
Ser Ehtias, Dreadknight says, "GO HOME."
[ More futile bashing. ]
A preening Kobold herald delivers a blow which almost slices off one of Ehtias's limbs.
Mjoll tumbles into the room look around wild eyed.
(Tells): Harshly, you hiss afar to a preening Kobold herald, "Announce me."
(Tells): A preening Kobold herald tells you, "As you wish, milady."
A preening Kobold herald clears his throat loudly, unrolling and brandishing his lavishly painted
scroll with a flourish.
[ Because why not, right? >_> ]
A preening Kobold herald says, "May I announce the presence of Ser Elene Arcan, Savant of Jherza..."
Kanivara enters from the northeast, riding a hulking, black-haired boar.
Ehtias uses Tekura Sidekick on a preening Kobold herald.
He connects to the torso!
Ehtias uses Tekura Uppercut on a preening Kobold herald.
He connects to the head!
Ehtias uses Tekura Uppercut on a preening Kobold herald.
He connects to the head!
Ehtias has scored a CRITICAL hit!
Having slain a preening Kobold herald, Ehtias retrieves the corpse.
Kanivara peers about herself suspiciously.
I'm sorry I lied @Ehtias, I was just busy spamming 'announce me' while you were bashing it for double the annoyance. >_> You're welcome.
Time to make the kobold invincible.
it gave me cravings, okay?!! i couldn't control myself!!!!!
Please don't... my salt levels don't need reducing.
featureless hands over the Kyna plush, and then rather worringly, starts to will its hands to
wander over the other plush's body. "Dear me!" she gasps, looking and sounding quite alarmed,
even though she's the one controlling her plush. "Raz plush is awfully frisky!" she tuts.
Galilei widens her eyes and lets her lips part in a show of horrified surprise. "Naughty,
naughty!" she chides, swinging that same plush hand back to bop the other plush's head, smack
dab with the cloth cookie.
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Didi says, "Rip and tear."
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Menelaus tilts his head and listens intently to Didi.
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Menelaus says, "No no."
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Didi says, "Strength in slaughter."
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Menelaus says, "Family and friends, yay or some thing!"
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Didi says, "Aye."
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Menelaus nods his head at Didi, showing his acceptance.
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Didi says, "Family and friends huzzah."