Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges

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  • AloliAloli Member Posts: 302 ✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2019
    Mysteriously shape-shiting snowballs.

    You reach down and scoop up a small pile of snow into your hands, carefully molding the pliable material into a roughly spherical shape.

    You start to wield a round snowball in your right hand.

    Your hands are full!

    Warning: This is not a Safe PK target.
    You cock back your arm and throw a round snowball east at Stine.
    The snowball hits Stine square in the face, leaving him wet and covered with snow.

    You are wielding:
    Left hand : the corpse of a tainted black snake.
    Right hand: Nothing.


    Edit: So embarrassing... I meant shape-shifting!
    Post edited by Aloli on
    BulrokZailaDrystin
  • HammarHammar Training the GaidinMember, Immortal Posts: 25 Immortal
    I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the larger problem might be that you have shape-unicornsing snowballs. Definitely going to look into that.

    AloliBulrokZailaDrystin
  • MoxieMoxie USAMember Posts: 101 ✭✭✭
    THAT'S CHEATING! I WAS AFK!!!! :#:#
    (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Iesid imparts to you, "( goob isn't here so I'll say it: BUY ANOTHER ONE YA RICH MUTHAFKRR )"
    (Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, Iesid imparts to you, "( said in Chapelle's Rick James voice )"

    (Illuminai): Saltz says, "Moxie is just doing the Moxie thing to do, often misinterpreted."

    (Tells): Sir Iames Gallant, the Executioner tells you, "The one Illuminai beyond prayer, I swear."

    Valingar: "How could a daughter of me, the most noble man in the south, be so heartless?"
    DrystinHaven
  • EhtiasEhtias Member Posts: 17
    Mjoll said:

    You give a simple book entitled, "Best Loved Erotic Poems of the Horkval" to Flintbeard, the Malignant.
    Snatching a simple book entitled, "Best Loved Erotic Poems of the Horkval", Flintbeard, the Malignant says, "Uhhh a friend lent that to me - it's not mine!"

    Hi
    Mjoll
  • DrystinDrystin Member Posts: 36 ✭✭
    An adult Atava says, "While I appreciate your attention, I need to be left alone for a time so I can
    consider what I will do fully."

    "Hmph!" you snort.

    You say to an adult Atava, "No, no I get it."

    Nodding, an adult Atava says, "Thank you for understanding."

    You boggle at an adult Atava.

    Moxie grins mischievously at you.

    You say, "Do you worship Heva?"

    You grin mischievously at an adult Atava.

    An adult Atava chuckles long and heartily.

    His smile dying away, Drystin backs away slowly.
    MoxieAxiusAloli
  • AxiusAxius where I amMember Posts: 264 ✭✭✭
    Ayastia has expressed her esteem of you for the following reason: It has been hilarious watching
    Femaxius try and figure out the differences between men and women.
    [Milestones]: You have completed your DAILY milestone for 'Gain 25350 experience from any source.'!
    You have received a bronze keystone!
    Experience Gained: 29743 (Special) [total: 1187714]

    (OMG this killed me. Ayastia was esteeming me for her daily milestone. XD)
  • BulrokBulrok Member Posts: 54 ✭✭✭
    (Carnifex): Mjoll says, "You two need anythin' before I curl up?"

    The piping notes of a herald sounding a trumpet carry across the realm from Yggdrasil, signifying
    the awakening of Bamathis, the Warlord.

    (Carnifex): You say, "Bigger hammer."

    (Carnifex): Ayastia says, "No Commander. About to myself."

    A white warhound uses Warhounds Deliver on you.
    A white warhound barks loudly and drops a blackened warhammer into your hands.

    (Carnifex): You say, "Ha."

    (Carnifex): Mjoll says, "Heh heh heh."


    (Carnifex): Bamathis says, "Could your diminutive frame handle such an increase in weight,
    Chaplain?"

    (Carnifex): Mjoll says, "HA!"

    (Carnifex): Ayastia says, "Oh damn..."

    (Carnifex): Mjoll says, "Swing hard, Keep."

    (Carnifex): You say, "Ahah. I'm more than confident it could, Warlord."

    (Carnifex): Bamathis says, "Mm. I have My doubts. Perhaps this will assist, though I make no
    promises. My realm is not one of miracles."

    Silvery essence splinters across the firmament, the drums of war resounding throughout the realm as
    Bamathis bestows His blessing upon the Carnifex.

    (Carnifex): Ayastia says, "Gods damned Ser. Quit while you are ahead."

    (Carnifex): You say, "Strength in Strife, Warlord."

    (Carnifex): Bamathis says, "Strength in Strife, Chaplain."
    AloliAsugazioHawa
  • BruinBruin Member Posts: 23 ✭✭
    edited February 6
    *double post*
    Post edited by Bruin on
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    Bruin and his pet squirrel, Kaly


  • BruinBruin Member Posts: 23 ✭✭
    edited February 6
    You insert a disc into column e.
    (It doesn't translate well, but imagine a connect 4 board here)
    It is now Sekeres's turn.

    Impressed by Bruin's move, Hioma says, "Oooh..."

    You have emoted: Bruin puts his hands on his hips as he exclaims "Pretty sneaky Sekeres."
    You have recovered balance on all limbs.

    Sekeres smiles wryly at you.
    Sekeres inserts a disc into column f.
    (Also a connect 4 boardgame board here)
    It is now Bruin's turn.
    Syntax: PUSH 75157

    Heaving a sigh, Hioma applies her face to her palm.


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    Bruin and his pet squirrel, Kaly


    HawaAloli
  • SerriceSerrice the Black Fox Member Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭✭✭
    (Market): Hawa says, "SEEKING A SHAMAN WITH A FEATHER FETISH!"

    (Market): Ahlysaaria says, "I believe Hawa is looking for a Shaman that is interested in Atavians."
     
    HawaBruinMoxieRhine
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