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Re: Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges
I see the things we converse about in our guild channels differ greatly...
*after bashing in Terryson faces repeatedly*
*after bashing in Terryson faces repeatedly*
(Archivists): Toz says, "You must greatly dislike spiders."
(Archivists): You say, "I do."
(Archivists): You say, "But I am helping to make them rise to their potential."
(Archivists): Toz says, "Potential as corpses?"
(Archivists): You say, "The deader they get, the more Terrysons will try to be the next Terry. Right?"
(Archivists): Toz says, "You might well be onto something. Exponential arachnid aspirations- you may dispatch the brood seeking to become Arthurs, and whatever else this current batch is named."
(Archivists): You say, "Austins."
(Archivists): Toz says, "I killed Arthur the other week, in fact."
(Archivists): You say, "And now this one is called Granville."
(Archivists): You say, "They're getting very refined."
(Archivists): Toz says, "Perhaps they ought to aspire to something else."
(Archivists): Toz says, "'Elenesons' next time."
(Archivists): You say, "That would imply..."
(Archivists): You say, "That I would be mating with a tarantula."
(Archivists): Toz says, "Perhaps it is not literal, but a statement of purpose instead."
At least @Toz clarified.
At least @Toz clarified.
Elene
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Re: Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges
(Carnifex): Alela says, "So, I miss anything noteworthy in the last... half day or so?"
(Carnifex): Veris says, "Just a huge fire where we've all perished and rose again."
(Carnifex): Alela says, "Uh... okay."
(Carnifex): Tetchta says, "The Templars want to engage in an arranged marriage with our officers to mend the centuries of strife and Mjoll said yes. So start picking your spouses."
(Carnifex): Taj says, "..Pardon?"
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "I choose DEATH."
(Carnifex): Veris says, "No one is more strapping than DEATH."
(Carnifex): Tetchta says, "You're undead, that's no escape!"
(Carnifex): Alela says, "I... uh..."
(Carnifex): Desidora says, "Yeah I tried that already, can I skip that?"
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "Shit."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "HA!"
(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "To mend the centuries of strife? I had thought better of you, Keep..I shall have to rethink everything."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "AHAHAHAHAHAHA."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "Oh no."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "I'm going through a wall, I can feel it."
(Carnifex): Veris says, "Warlord! The strife would just be beginning with the inter-martial problems we would face!"
(Carnifex): You say, "I promise You, Warlord, there is nothing that causes more Strife than marriage."
(Carnifex): Alela says, "Ha!"
(Carnifex): Alela says, "Also, nicely done, Reaper."
(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "Ah, too right you are. I have commented a few times on the ever-glowing fire that is the strife wrought from a marriage for most mortals."
(Carnifex): Desidora says, "Again, been there, done that. Can I skip it this time?"
(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "You are not an officer in the Keep that I am aware of, I believe you are spared. If you would enjoy Strife in other forms, My Legion is always available to you."
(Carnifex): Alela says, "I'm not interested in marrying any of the Templar as I'm pretty certain I wouldn't find any of them... satisfying. I'll marry the Commander, though, if she likes."
(Carnifex): Kanivara says, "I am already married."
(Carnifex): Desidora says, "Oh You are right, Warlord. Out on
technicality! Nice."
(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "It is my understanding that mortals may marry multiple times. You are not spared, Rabbit."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "You are not prepared for me,
Lieutenant."
(Carnifex): Taj says, "Wait, I am not an Officer either."
(Carnifex): Alela says, "You know that's not true, Commander."
(Carnifex): Kanivara says, "My relationship with Nantafiria allows for play, not multiple spouses."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "Oh look, cultists to kill."
(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "I-- Father above, Rabbit, there are some things that I do not wish to learn."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "AHAHAHAHAHAHA."
(Carnifex): Veris says, "The Commander is a handful, LT. I should know as her daughter! My poor Father."
(Carnifex): Kanivara says, "A warning then: stay out of my bedroom."
(Carnifex): Zima says, "Ah, my many joys of being unmarried. All work, and also all play."
(Carnifex): Alela says, "Allow me to remind You, Warlord, of the meaning of dookie..."
(Carnifex): Alela says, "Or don't. That's Your prerogative."
(Carnifex): Tetchta says, "I hate it here."
(Carnifex): Desidora says, "I wish I was too young for this conversation."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "We've really taken a weird turn."
(Carnifex): Veris says, "Lord Mesis started it, blame him!"
(Carnifex): Alela says, "You do not, Lord Mesis. You literally started this, anyways."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "Lord Mesis is BLAMELESS. HOW DARE."
(Carnifex): Tetchta says, "I always underestimate my power, to
my own dismay."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "Oh, he took credit. ITS HIS FAULT."
(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "Which of you will be marrying the Pentarch? She sends me gifts of rotting meat pies, I imagine this is some custom her people see as friendly."
(Carnifex): Zima says, "That would be Ser Taj, Warlord."
(Carnifex): Taj says, "What?"
(Carnifex): Desidora says, "Snrk."
(Carnifex): Tetchta says, "I already have a redhead in my life, don't need another."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "The bugs are getting bigger in Luzith's lair."
(Carnifex): Alela says, "Bigger? And more fetching, I daresay?"
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "They've learned to dance. It's the strangest thing."
(Carnifex): Veris says, "Just a huge fire where we've all perished and rose again."
(Carnifex): Alela says, "Uh... okay."
(Carnifex): Tetchta says, "The Templars want to engage in an arranged marriage with our officers to mend the centuries of strife and Mjoll said yes. So start picking your spouses."
(Carnifex): Taj says, "..Pardon?"
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "I choose DEATH."
(Carnifex): Veris says, "No one is more strapping than DEATH."
(Carnifex): Tetchta says, "You're undead, that's no escape!"
(Carnifex): Alela says, "I... uh..."
(Carnifex): Desidora says, "Yeah I tried that already, can I skip that?"
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "Shit."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "HA!"
(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "To mend the centuries of strife? I had thought better of you, Keep..I shall have to rethink everything."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "AHAHAHAHAHAHA."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "Oh no."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, from Albedos, "I'm going through a wall, I can feel it."
(Carnifex): Veris says, "Warlord! The strife would just be beginning with the inter-martial problems we would face!"
(Carnifex): You say, "I promise You, Warlord, there is nothing that causes more Strife than marriage."
(Carnifex): Alela says, "Ha!"
(Carnifex): Alela says, "Also, nicely done, Reaper."
(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "Ah, too right you are. I have commented a few times on the ever-glowing fire that is the strife wrought from a marriage for most mortals."
(Carnifex): Desidora says, "Again, been there, done that. Can I skip it this time?"
(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "You are not an officer in the Keep that I am aware of, I believe you are spared. If you would enjoy Strife in other forms, My Legion is always available to you."
(Carnifex): Alela says, "I'm not interested in marrying any of the Templar as I'm pretty certain I wouldn't find any of them... satisfying. I'll marry the Commander, though, if she likes."
(Carnifex): Kanivara says, "I am already married."
(Carnifex): Desidora says, "Oh You are right, Warlord. Out on
technicality! Nice."
(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "It is my understanding that mortals may marry multiple times. You are not spared, Rabbit."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "You are not prepared for me,
Lieutenant."
(Carnifex): Taj says, "Wait, I am not an Officer either."
(Carnifex): Alela says, "You know that's not true, Commander."
(Carnifex): Kanivara says, "My relationship with Nantafiria allows for play, not multiple spouses."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "Oh look, cultists to kill."
(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "I-- Father above, Rabbit, there are some things that I do not wish to learn."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "AHAHAHAHAHAHA."
(Carnifex): Veris says, "The Commander is a handful, LT. I should know as her daughter! My poor Father."
(Carnifex): Kanivara says, "A warning then: stay out of my bedroom."
(Carnifex): Zima says, "Ah, my many joys of being unmarried. All work, and also all play."
(Carnifex): Alela says, "Allow me to remind You, Warlord, of the meaning of dookie..."
(Carnifex): Alela says, "Or don't. That's Your prerogative."
(Carnifex): Tetchta says, "I hate it here."
(Carnifex): Desidora says, "I wish I was too young for this conversation."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "We've really taken a weird turn."
(Carnifex): Veris says, "Lord Mesis started it, blame him!"
(Carnifex): Alela says, "You do not, Lord Mesis. You literally started this, anyways."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "Lord Mesis is BLAMELESS. HOW DARE."
(Carnifex): Tetchta says, "I always underestimate my power, to
my own dismay."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "Oh, he took credit. ITS HIS FAULT."
(Carnifex): Bamathis says, "Which of you will be marrying the Pentarch? She sends me gifts of rotting meat pies, I imagine this is some custom her people see as friendly."
(Carnifex): Zima says, "That would be Ser Taj, Warlord."
(Carnifex): Taj says, "What?"
(Carnifex): Desidora says, "Snrk."
(Carnifex): Tetchta says, "I already have a redhead in my life, don't need another."
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "The bugs are getting bigger in Luzith's lair."
(Carnifex): Alela says, "Bigger? And more fetching, I daresay?"
(Carnifex): Mjoll says, "They've learned to dance. It's the strangest thing."
Bulrok
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Re: Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges
(Tells): "((I just had an idea completely unrelated to everything lately that will probably make you lol.))" you tell Kalena.
(Tells): Her voice laden with crackling fire, Kalena whispers warmly to you, "// What's up?"
(Tells): "((I was thinking its kinda generic we call our city points city points...we should have a name for them like Duiran does with acorns. So my initial idea was 'Beacon Bits'...because...Bacon Bits...))" you tell Kalena.
(Tells): Her voice laden with crackling fire, Kalena whispers warmly to you, "// OMG. ROFL!"
(Tells): "((Buwahahaha))" you tell Kalena.
(Tells): Her voice laden with crackling fire, Kalena whispers warmly to you, "// What's up?"
(Tells): "((I was thinking its kinda generic we call our city points city points...we should have a name for them like Duiran does with acorns. So my initial idea was 'Beacon Bits'...because...Bacon Bits...))" you tell Kalena.
(Tells): Her voice laden with crackling fire, Kalena whispers warmly to you, "// OMG. ROFL!"
(Tells): "((Buwahahaha))" you tell Kalena.
Aeryx
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Re: Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges
I misprobed the mob I was talking to becuase there were to mobs with the "vampire" identity in the same room and the topmost one is a little girl, but the one I wanted to talk to is a man.
You have emoted: Looking up from one of the cases after Taj leaves, Tetchta wanders over to a tall, dark-haired
vampire. "You're that girl who sells flowers around here, aye?" He asks conversationally.
This Human man is rather clearly a vampire, making no efforts to conceal his pale skin or fangs. His clothes are
well-tailored but simple and a single skeleton flower has been tucked into the man's front pocket on his coat. The
basket in his hands is laden with a wide assortment of creepy-looking, odd-smelling flowers, the notable scent of
corpses and death overpowering the other scents. His hair is dark and short, his eyes a startling shade of blue.
A tall, dark-haired vampire looks weak and feeble.
He carries over ten weeks of survival experience.
A tall, dark-haired vampire ponders your profile, deep in consideration.
You say, "Oh. You're a man. Goodness, damn these eyes."
You tap your nose knowingly.
Slowly, a tall, dark-haired vampire says, "Might need those checked."
You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
You say to a tall, dark-haired vampire, "They don't recruit us for our eyes or brains. They say ''ey, go smash that
blur over there.'"
Grinning, a tall, dark-haired vampire says, "Fair enough."
vampire. "You're that girl who sells flowers around here, aye?" He asks conversationally.
This Human man is rather clearly a vampire, making no efforts to conceal his pale skin or fangs. His clothes are
well-tailored but simple and a single skeleton flower has been tucked into the man's front pocket on his coat. The
basket in his hands is laden with a wide assortment of creepy-looking, odd-smelling flowers, the notable scent of
corpses and death overpowering the other scents. His hair is dark and short, his eyes a startling shade of blue.
A tall, dark-haired vampire looks weak and feeble.
He carries over ten weeks of survival experience.
A tall, dark-haired vampire ponders your profile, deep in consideration.
You say, "Oh. You're a man. Goodness, damn these eyes."
You tap your nose knowingly.
Slowly, a tall, dark-haired vampire says, "Might need those checked."
You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
You say to a tall, dark-haired vampire, "They don't recruit us for our eyes or brains. They say ''ey, go smash that
blur over there.'"
Grinning, a tall, dark-haired vampire says, "Fair enough."
Tetchta
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Re: Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges
Aeryx emerging from the pod with crumbs in his beard
Sryaen
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Re: Quotes & Misquotes: Falling Off of Bridges
You say to Head Librarian Tegoleth, "Hello. Would it be suitable for a city to, hypothetically,
place a person in the pod in exchange for all of our fifteen items?"
Head Librarian Tegoleth frowns at you.
You say, "Going to take that as a no."
Quietly, Head Librarian Tegoleth says, "Hypothetically? Yes. Practically? I think not. They would
fit - it's not a question of size - but - a person?"
Slowly, you say, "I'm sure this person would have a fair amount of snacks stuffed into their pockets
to last for.. however long this pod will be sealed - which is how long again, exactly?"
Raising an eyebrow, Head Librarian Tegoleth says, "Ten years."
You suck thoughtfully on your teeth.
Head Librarian's Office.
Its lid askew, a large venantium pod stands here. With a calm visage, Head Librarian Tegoleth keeps
an eye on her surroundings. Its belly to the ground, a crocodile waits here with its jaws open,
baring that distinctive crocodile smile. An elk stands here proudly, its tall antlers jutting
upward. Bred for endurance and ferocity, a grey-furred direwolf stands here. A baleful raloth looms
here, tossing its great head back and forth in a display of strength. A small sign indicates that
LIBRARY CATALOG will list the materials in this library.
You see a single exit leading southwest.
Hesitantly, Head Librarian Tegoleth says, "Loath as I am to ask... why do you wish to package
someone up in a pod for ten years? Family trouble? Misbehaving child?"
You say, "Ah, but to ensure the wisdom this person possesses to uh, live on. For future
generations."
All attempts at humour seem to fall flat with the presence of Head Librarian Tegoleth's dull,
monotonous tone. "Still," she resumes in her typically no-nonsense manner. "Perhaps they ought to
write a book."
You open your mouth but say nothing.
Grumbling a bit, you say, "Alright, I guess.. Enorian will be back with fifteen or so items."
You huff.
(Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, you impart to Isia, "It's a no-go on fitting Aeryx in there."
The faint tinges of a wry smile crease Head Librarian Tegoleth's mouth, though her eyes remain
composed. "I look forward to the donations."
(Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, you impart to Isia, "Seems to be an issue of logistics when it
comes to snacks."
place a person in the pod in exchange for all of our fifteen items?"
Head Librarian Tegoleth frowns at you.
You say, "Going to take that as a no."
Quietly, Head Librarian Tegoleth says, "Hypothetically? Yes. Practically? I think not. They would
fit - it's not a question of size - but - a person?"
Slowly, you say, "I'm sure this person would have a fair amount of snacks stuffed into their pockets
to last for.. however long this pod will be sealed - which is how long again, exactly?"
Raising an eyebrow, Head Librarian Tegoleth says, "Ten years."
You suck thoughtfully on your teeth.
Head Librarian's Office.
Its lid askew, a large venantium pod stands here. With a calm visage, Head Librarian Tegoleth keeps
an eye on her surroundings. Its belly to the ground, a crocodile waits here with its jaws open,
baring that distinctive crocodile smile. An elk stands here proudly, its tall antlers jutting
upward. Bred for endurance and ferocity, a grey-furred direwolf stands here. A baleful raloth looms
here, tossing its great head back and forth in a display of strength. A small sign indicates that
LIBRARY CATALOG will list the materials in this library.
You see a single exit leading southwest.
Hesitantly, Head Librarian Tegoleth says, "Loath as I am to ask... why do you wish to package
someone up in a pod for ten years? Family trouble? Misbehaving child?"
You say, "Ah, but to ensure the wisdom this person possesses to uh, live on. For future
generations."
All attempts at humour seem to fall flat with the presence of Head Librarian Tegoleth's dull,
monotonous tone. "Still," she resumes in her typically no-nonsense manner. "Perhaps they ought to
write a book."
You open your mouth but say nothing.
Grumbling a bit, you say, "Alright, I guess.. Enorian will be back with fifteen or so items."
You huff.
(Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, you impart to Isia, "It's a no-go on fitting Aeryx in there."
The faint tinges of a wry smile crease Head Librarian Tegoleth's mouth, though her eyes remain
composed. "I look forward to the donations."
(Tells): In a deep, gravelly voice, you impart to Isia, "Seems to be an issue of logistics when it
comes to snacks."
Sryaen
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Re: Small Ideas - AIN'T NO COMBAT THREAD
I'm sorry are we talking about syssin or Teradrim.....
Bulrok
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Re: Small Ideas - AIN'T NO COMBAT THREAD
More like: Syssin in Syssin class signs perfectly clear messages with their fingers, while at the same time wielding a whip and a dirk.Tetchta said: "Sorry guys my fingers just don't work."
Syssin working undercover as a monk says, "Sorry, can't wiggle my fingers like that without weapons."
Teani
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Re: Small Ideas - AIN'T NO COMBAT THREAD
There's still an approved-but-unimplemented classlead out there for doing something with Syssin Signs, IIRC.Okay I thought I was crazy for remembering this but yeah, the classlead was Savas's I think and it was to let people sign any signs then know while outside of Syssin (ssign or sign). Since you can understand them anyway, it's mad annoying to not be able to reply because you're in some other class. "Sorry guys my fingers just don't work."
Tetchta
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