My friend's birthday is coming up and I wanted to surprise them with a cake that had this image on it.
However, seems the bakeries near my house see this image as a threat to the family values they try to enforce. After attempting to persuade with charm and bribes, the issue was escalated to a manager, ending with me declaring my thoughts: "unicorns the family values of this establishment. This is Lil' Kim AND SHE'S AN ICON!"
My mad: people telling me what I can and can't put on my cake.
Also, I guess there's a joke in there about cakes and eating them. I dunno.