[Macha]

With a low chuckle, Mujtahid Mutlaq, Laerke Dar'sroth says, "I've had a complain about my dress- does anyone care if I remove it?"

LAERKE: She is an athletic Human vampire and is extremely doll-like. Her whole being is dark, emphasized by a silverish tint on her lips and on her long, sharp fingernails. Rising to less than five feet high, her figure curves to twenty inches at the waist, fitting her delicate build well. Her eyes are a pale blue lined with a black ring and her eyelids are brushed with the a purplish tint. Her dark hair is dark and shiny, turning turquoise in the light, and gives her sharp features emphasis.Two scars are slashed diagonally across each cheek. A brand of a rampant jaguar is pressed into her left palm and encircling her right wrist is a tattoo of a thorny vine. She is wearing:
a sapphire-hued gown, with an elegant train
2 white leather restraining cuff bracelets

You have emoted: Macha rakes Laerke with a critical gaze. "I'd rather you take off those ridiculous cuffs. What does this look like, a pleasure dungeon?" she replies, completely toneless and deadpan.

Konowa takes a look about the walls then starts snickering. "With the right chains, prehaps, but not in the current representation."

Wistfully, Mujtahid Mutlaq, Laerke Dar'sroth says, "Would I that it were."

You have emoted: Macha curls her upper lip in the very slightest of sneers. "How very last-century."

Tilting his head slightly Konowa retorts, "Last century, prehaps, but occasionally still in style. Besides, chains are better than vines."
Infernal Squire Konowa mutters, "Bloody trees."

You have emoted: "Still in style with those who have none," Macha quips easily.

With a little laugh, Mujtahid Mutlaq, Laerke Dar'sroth says, "I should re-take my haunting in the torture chambers."

"That, was an amusing retort." Konowa admonishes, "However, style is a personal opinion. What you consider in style may seem drab and garish to others."

You have emoted: Macha arches a brow. "I suppose that's better than littering our city by plying your trade on the streets."
You have emoted: Macha flashes Konowa a brief, toothy smile. "Oh, aye, but who gives a damn about others' opinions? Mine are louder."
You snicker under your breath.

Turning towards you Konowa remarks, "I'd venture her trade, which you seem to remark on, is a fair bit less annoying than your rantings on style and taste."

With a chuckle, Mujtahid Mutlaq, Laerke Dar'sroth says, "My trade? Truly..."
Laerke lets out a mirthfully giddy laugh, clapping her hands together.

You have emoted: Macha cocks her head to one side and muses, "Well, since I was standing here when you walked in, I suppose that means YOU'RE the one lingering, and thus hearing something you do not like."

Shoving his thumb towards Laerke Konowa adds, "The laugh, was less annoying. But you do have a point. However, just because I find you annoying when you talk doesn't mean much. Most people are annoying as soon as they open their mouths."
Konowa shrugs helplessly.

You have emoted: Macha gasps in melodramatic, mock surprise and throws out one arm, pointing at Konowa with an single finger, her muscles trembling in feigned passion. "You're RIGHT!" she exclaims.

Konowa smirks, "You are quite the astute puppy. Shouldn't you be chasing your tail or something?"

You have emoted: "I'm not that bored, yet," Macha answers calmly.

"Pity..." Konowa mutters under his breath.

You say, "I DID chew Ezrax's boots to pieces a few months ago, though. That entertained me for all of...five minutes or so."

Laerke shifts the skirt of her dress with her hand once more, her gaze drifting off.

In a juvial tone, Infernal Squire Konowa says, "You, my dear wolf, need to find a better hobby."
Konowa murmurs something softly to Laerke.

You look about, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.
You say, "True. But that requires effort, unlike standing here and ridiculing people."
You say, "THAT is easy!"

Laerke glances towards Konowa after a moment with a faint dip of her chin.

Konowa takes a half step forward, stating, "Yes, but it's not as fulfilling as actually doing something worthwhile, and I have to say, I know that I'm not the most interesting company. So with the fact you seem contented in quipping and snpping a most everything said I still think you need a new hobby, and kicking me in the head doesn't count."
Konowa raises an eyebrow at Laerke.

Mujtahid Mutlaq, Laerke Dar'sroth says, "That would be a yes."

Infernal Squire Konowa says to Mujtahid Mutlaq, Laerke Dar'sroth, "You need a hobby to then."
Infernal Squire Konowa says to you, "And no, you can't suggest on for her either."

You have emoted: Macha peers curiously at Konowa and observes, "As you said, opinions differ. I find standing here and amusing myself at the expense of others HIGHLY fulfilling."
You say, "It brings me a peculiar sort of joy."

Konowa stands back suddenly, crossig his arms over his chest before laughing. "This, is true, I did say that.To each their own I supppose."

You exclaim to Konowa, "It's especially satisfying when they play along as fabulously as you have, my dear!"

With a smirk, Infernal Squire Konowa says, "As to the joy you get, I figured it would be peculiar, you seem the peculiar sort."
Konowa catches your eye and locks gaze before dazzling you with a bow that would put royalty to shame.
With mock joy, Infernal Squire Konowa says, "My pleasure to give you such peculiar pleasure then."

You look about, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.
You have emoted: Macha says, rather thoughtfully, "That sounds a bit dirty, when you say it like that."

With a wistful sigh, Mujtahid Mutlaq, Laerke Dar'sroth says, "I do so wish I had childer once more."

Nodding at you Konowa remarks, "That was the point."
Infernal Squire Konowa says to Mujtahid Mutlaq, Laerke Dar'sroth, "Childer, you mean the little ones you lot create by chewing on one another or however it goes?"

You have emoted: Macha asks doubtfully, "You're not - gods forbid - FLIRTING with me, are you?"

With a sudden grin, Mujtahid Mutlaq, Laerke Dar'sroth says, "I don't know. Do you want to try chewing on each other to see?"

You shudder violently as a chill ripples down your spine.

Cocking a brow high, Konowa retorts, "No offense, as amusing as you are to chat with, hall no."

You have emoted: Macha breathes a heavy sigh of relief.

Infernal Squire Konowa says to Mujtahid Mutlaq, Laerke Dar'sroth, "Chewing on one another, has to be a consanguine thing. Never saw much point in it."
Konowa peers at you suspiciously.

With a little giggle, Mujtahid Mutlaq, Laerke Dar'sroth says, "No, no. An exchange of blood."

Scratching his head slightly, Infernal Squire Konowa says, "Newp, still don't see the point."

Saniya Bahir'an says, "It's simple. We just don't want our fangs to rot away from disuse."

Mujtahid Mutlaq, Laerke Dar'sroth says, "And yet... you slit your wrists and buried yourself."
Mujtahid Mutlaq, Laerke Dar'sroth says, "What is the point in that?"

Infernal Squire Konowa says, "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust."
Konowa pats a Delosian bastard sword in a friendly manner.
Infernal Squire Konowa says, "And between you and me, the point of burying myself was so I didn't accidently end up a tree hugger. I'm dead, they'd consider me dinner, I'd light em on fire."

((...silence...))

Konowa shrugs helplessly.
His gaze shifting back towards you Konowa states suddenly, "And you suddenly got quiet, I'm worried..."
Infernal Squire Konowa says, "Or did she slink out of here?"
Konowa shifts his eyes from side to side suspiciously.

You have emoted: Macha wrinkles her nose. "I got bored."

Konowa turns his eyes skyward, hoping for divine inspiration.

Infernal Squire Konowa says to you, "I hate to say it, but you're lack of attention span is due to pent up sexual tension, go hump a pillow and come back when you feel better."
Konowa nods his head at himself.

You blink.
You exclaim, "WHY in the names of ALL THE GODS does EVERYONE think that getting LAID will improve my TEMPER?!"
You scowl miserably.

With a great smirk, Infernal Squire Konowa says, "Because it WILL!"
The smirk riding higher, Infernal Squire Konowa says, "Go chase some tail, and not your own."

You have emoted: Macha waves one hand and replies dismissively, "Haven't found a man I'm interested in decades. None of the ones I see these days are worth the effort. In short, I can't be arsed."

His attention turning back to Laerke, Konowa asking, "Do you have the cuffs on for a particular reason?"
Konowa eyes you suspiciously.
Infernal Squire Konowa says to you, "If I throw a stick, will you go away and get laid and come back in a less bored state of mind?"

With a little giggle, Mujtahid Mutlaq, Laerke Dar'sroth says, "Easy access. Didn't I mention I'm masochistic?"

You have emoted: Macha drawls, "No, you didn't, but it's not as it it weren't BLATANTLY OBVIOUS."

Heaving a sigh, Konowa applies his face to his palm.

You say to Konowa, "And no. No, I won't."

Infernal Squire Konowa says to you, "Didn't think so."

You struggle to stay awake as your eyelids shut repeatedly of their own accord.
You look about, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.
A feral sneer passes your lips as you lapse from concentrating on your Xoran self, and allow your true nature to take hold. Your back curves, and thick fur grows forth from your skin, covering every inch of you. The curves of your muscles snap and grow, and your face loses all semblance of your former self as you fully transform into a Werewolf. Shaking your head comfortably, you stand erect and aware.

Konowa picks up a random rock off the floor and waves it in front of your face beore tossing it off to the east. "Fetch."

Your mind relaxes and you feel as if you could sleep.
You close your eyes, curl up in a ball, and fall asleep.

((...sleeping...))

Konowa murmurs something softly to Laerke.

You open your eyes and stretch languidly, feeling deliciously well-rested.

Patting you on the head Konowa leaves muttering, "Good puppy."

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
Centering your wild mind, civility floods your thoughts. Gasping in pain, your form contorts and shrinks, and fur clumps away to nothingness as you forcibly become Xoran once more.

Laerke leaves to the west.
Laerke arrives from the west.
Laerke leaves to the east.

You say, "To konowa Hands to yourself, kid."
You twitch spasmodically.

Saniya Bahir'an says, "Should have bitten it off when you had the chance."

You say to Saniya, "I dunno about you, but my reflexes ain't that fast when I first wake."
You smile wryly.

Saniya Bahir'an says, "Then again, reflexes can't be what they were like a century ago, right?"

You say, "A century ago I was no better than the people I ridicule now. The only difference is, -I- grew out of it."
You sneer arrogantly.

The corners of Saniya's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.
Saniya Bahir'an says, "I hope I age as well as you then."

You have emoted: Macha doffs an imaginary hat as she bows in Saniya's direction.
You say, "Flatterer."





EDIT: Any typos on my part are due to an excess of caffeine. Hoooly crap, RP while I'm tweaking on a caffeine high is FUN!

[Moirean]

Bad formatting made this painful to read. Please, linebreaks.

Not gonna comment on the typical cliched snugglyvamp/cliched hatingsnugglyvamp "confrontation."

[Macha]

There are linebreaks between every 'turn'. It's how I prefer to read logs, personally. If one person does multiple actions per 'turn', I group those lines together. It eliminates what I view as unnecessary dead space.

As the the other, Macha hasn't been a vampire in a rather long time, though I understand that the spirit of your comment still holds true. It wasn't posted because the roleplay was brilliant, it was posted because the back-and-forth bantering amused me. Perhaps it should've gone in Q&MQ, but it annoys me when I see things this long posted there.

Edit: Also, telling me you're not going to comment is just a passive-aggressive way of, in fact, commenting.

[Moirean]

Echo Canyon, then. I've posted long "silly" logs there. I'm just not seeing anything exceptional, either in writing quality or character portrayals. It's faintly amusing, but I know you can do a ton better. And my comment was more that you're the cliched "I hate snugglies" character - I don't really think you are, but that's what you're coming off as in this log. The stuff from the "extras" in the show, such as the "good puppy" and stuff, just make it more teeth-grinding.

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Edit: Also, telling me you're not going to comment is just a passive-aggressive way of, in fact, commenting.

Good on you to pick that up. I was commenting, but in an attempt to be less mean than this post. :/ As I said, I know you are far more interesting than this. As someone even said: (*): <someone> says, "I thought so too. I read it because I heard she was awesome, but I'm not going to comment on it."

[Macha]

Ah, well. You don't like the log. Life will go on, I'm sure.

[Lincoln]

I liked the formatting.

But, I agree with Moirean on the content. Maybe my sense of humor is just underdeveloped, but I was mostly just through the whole thing.

It was kind of disappointing because I have heard you are a very classy roleplayer, Macha. I'm not really a pro on this type of thing, but aw well. Maybe it was just the people you were reflecting.

Also... koff. I did just comment, Moi. ;)

[Macha]

Classy? That's a new one. On behalf of my old self, I'm flattered.

These days, I don't do much RP that's deeper than what I've shown here. For the most part, I'm bored to death of Aetolia, so I just take whatever RP falls into my lap.

[Moirean]

Eh, we all know you're teh bat guana. Even your short encounters, like when you went Bahkatu, were cool to read. This is...eh. You're above it. Just jugularclaw and move on.

[Aere]

I miss Macha in the Bahkatu, and I still remember the last words Aere said to Macha.

"Nothing has ever mattered to him. He's a flake. I give it a year."

And then

"Good luck with your decision."


And it took -two- months. I was close.

[Tloca]

Ehh.

[Macha]

Aere, on Jan 11 2010, 01:41 AM, said:

And it took -two- months. I was close.

Could've been worse. Could've been eight days.

[Areth]

It may be because I've just woken up but I actually found the log quite amusing. I enjoyed Macha's obviously bored sarcasm.

[MusicInTheSoul]

I rather believed that Laerke or whatever was more... insane acting than snuggly, really. She admits to being a masochist... that's not really... very... snuggly...?

[Aere]

Some snugglies glomph, lick and unf their daughters.
Some snugglies act emutastic or shady and sulk for attention.

And some snugglies are oddly endearing.

So there's that.

[Macha]

She was acting like she wanted to get boned, just like every other snuggly - the only difference is, she wanted it to hurt.

Sigh.

I miss the days when BDSM wasn't trendy.

It used to be fun to roleplay, because almost nobody did it, and those who did usually did it well. Now? Everyone and their goddamn mother's all "Giggle! Simper! Whips and chains excite me, el-oh-el! Titter!"