Do alpha males exist?

StrungStrung Halls of Hades
I personally believe that alpha males exist. I know because I looked in the mirror.

There are many ways to be an alpharg. You could buy alpha male status but it's usually a prerequisite that you made the money for it yourself. Being tall helps but is by no means a requirement. Being good looking can help but it can possibly hinder you as well since a man doesn't want to be too good looking, that's for women and betas who are too afraid to take a hit.

What I really wonder though, is whether it's possible to be an alpharg while also wearing a man-purse and a pink shirt. I tried it today and am leaning towards no, even my immense alparghness was having trouble asserting itself. It's a good thing I decided not to add suspenders into the mix.
I am such an aaaalllphaaaaaarrrgh.
Brayden

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  • AshmerAshmer Barefoot Adventurer Life
    I find this confusing and vaguely offensive and I don't know why.

    Also, my favorite shirt is pink. Salmon, actually, but don't tell anyone I can tell the difference.

    the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine

    open hand or closed fist would be fine

    blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine

    StrungArekaAryannePeriluna
  • IshinIshin Retired Lurker Virginia
    Sometimes the shit you say is really dumb.
    Tell me and I forget, teach me and
    I remember, involve me and I
    learn.
    -Benjamin Franklin
    StrungFurtum
  • Strung said:

    I personally believe that alpha males exist. I know because I looked in the mirror.

    You wot m8

    AshmerMephistolesStrungSamp
  • Alice said:

    Strung said:

    I personally believe that alpha males exist. I know because I looked in the mirror.

    You wot m8
    I cannot tell if this is serious, but it made me laugh really hard.
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    AliceXenia
  • AshmerAshmer Barefoot Adventurer Life
    On a more serious note, can we please close this thread?

    the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine

    open hand or closed fist would be fine

    blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine

    StrungArekaAryanneMephistolesFurtumValenae
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Ashmer said:


    Also, my favorite shirt is pink. Salmon, actually, but don't tell anyone I can tell the difference.

    Lies. I peeked at Piper's skype. Favorite shirt is no shirt.
    AshmerAryanneSlyphe
  • ...... The fuck is this???? What did I just read???

    Faith in humanity has been lost..... AGAIN.
    (Oasis): Benedicto says, "There was like 0.5 seconds between "Oh hey, they're in area. That was quick." and "OMFG THEY'RE IN THE AREA STAHP STAHP!""


    Strung
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    No, no, Ashmer looked good. Faith restored?
  • AshmerAshmer Barefoot Adventurer Life
    edited June 2014
    Moirean said:

    Ashmer said:


    Also, my favorite shirt is pink. Salmon, actually, but don't tell anyone I can tell the difference.

    Lies. I peeked at Piper's skype. Favorite shirt is no shirt.
    Okay, you caught me.

    Edit: Literally. Hanging out at home shirtless is a matter of tradition in the DuBois household.

    ... I mean, I live alone, so it isn't really a household. But y'know.

    I'll just go flex in front the mirror now. Kbai.

    the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine

    open hand or closed fist would be fine

    blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine

    MoireanArekaAryanneXenia
  • StrungStrung Halls of Hades
    Ashmer said:

    Moirean said:

    Ashmer said:


    Also, my favorite shirt is pink. Salmon, actually, but don't tell anyone I can tell the difference.

    Lies. I peeked at Piper's skype. Favorite shirt is no shirt.
    Okay, you caught me.

    Edit: Literally. Hanging out at home shirtless is a matter of tradition in the DuBois household.

    ... I mean, I live alone, so it isn't really a household. But y'know.

    I'll just go flex in front the mirror now. Kbai.

    Get rid of the chibis in your signature and you'll be well on your way to alphargness. Read some RoK, fry up some chicken breasts and get back to me after the soreness is gone.
    I am such an aaaalllphaaaaaarrrgh.
  • AshmerAshmer Barefoot Adventurer Life
    edited June 2014
    Strung said:

    Ashmer said:

    Moirean said:

    Ashmer said:


    Also, my favorite shirt is pink. Salmon, actually, but don't tell anyone I can tell the difference.

    Lies. I peeked at Piper's skype. Favorite shirt is no shirt.
    Okay, you caught me.

    Edit: Literally. Hanging out at home shirtless is a matter of tradition in the DuBois household.

    ... I mean, I live alone, so it isn't really a household. But y'know.

    I'll just go flex in front the mirror now. Kbai.

    Get rid of the chibis in your signature and you'll be well on your way to alphargness. Read some RoK, fry up some chicken breasts and get back to me after the soreness is gone.
    Okay that was less vaguely offensive, and not at all confusing.

    To actually reply to your question, I think how a man identifies himself is a matter of choice, as well as 100% a matter of how he's perceived, ESPECIALLY in the context of a romantic relationship. I don't think that there is an already-existing "alpha" frame that a man can fit into.

    I can't tell if you're talking about a particular cultural archetype of how a man "should" behave, or if by "alpha" you mean "dominant," (which I actually do identify as), or what.

    the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine

    open hand or closed fist would be fine

    blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine

    FurtumTeani
  • StrungStrung Halls of Hades
    Ashmer said:

    Strung said:

    Ashmer said:

    Moirean said:

    Ashmer said:


    Also, my favorite shirt is pink. Salmon, actually, but don't tell anyone I can tell the difference.

    Lies. I peeked at Piper's skype. Favorite shirt is no shirt.
    Okay, you caught me.

    Edit: Literally. Hanging out at home shirtless is a matter of tradition in the DuBois household.

    ... I mean, I live alone, so it isn't really a household. But y'know.

    I'll just go flex in front the mirror now. Kbai.

    Get rid of the chibis in your signature and you'll be well on your way to alphargness. Read some RoK, fry up some chicken breasts and get back to me after the soreness is gone.
    Okay that was less vaguely offensive, and not at all confusing.
    Chicken breasts are lean meat bro. The leanest meat you can find at ralphs although, just between you and me, rabbit is leaner and I think it's better for gain. Let's keep that between you and me, though. I don't do charity work since Bergdahl.
    I am such an aaaalllphaaaaaarrrgh.
  • StrungStrung Halls of Hades
    Areka said:

    Chicken breasts? Real men hunt down their own prey, butcher their own meat, and roast it over a fire that they started using sticks and the steely hair of their beards.

    I used to do this but now I have a guy who does it for me.
    I am such an aaaalllphaaaaaarrrgh.
    Areka
  • AngweAngwe I'm the dog that ate yr birthday cake Bedford, VA
    This is like some bizarre performance art. I think it might be humor, but we're not so artsy and sensitive as @Strung, so we don't get it.
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    Strung
  • Ashmer said:

    Literally. Hanging out at home shirtless is a matter of tradition in the DuBois household.

    Your and mine have similar traditions.

    ArekaAshmer
  • AshmerAshmer Barefoot Adventurer Life
    Sorry, edited my post too late:

    To actually reply to your question, I think how a man identifies himself is a matter of choice, as well as 100% a matter of how he's perceived, ESPECIALLY in the context of a romantic relationship. I don't think that there is an already-existing "alpha" frame that a man can fit into.

    I can't tell if you're talking about a particular cultural archetype of how a man "should" behave, or if by "alpha" you mean "dominant," (which I actually do identify as), or what.

    the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine

    open hand or closed fist would be fine

    blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine

  • StrungStrung Halls of Hades
    Angwe said:

    This is like some bizarre performance art. I think it might be humor, but we're not so artsy and sensitive as @Strung, so we don't get it.

    Consider it a free consultation. I've noticed a significant presence of betas on these forums and I think that I might be able to help some of them up their game and unleash their inner alphas, or at least they could start making it with modestly attractive girls. They just need my help.

    For example, my mom just texted me and said that she's going to bring my business cards by my place tomorrow. Nothing says "alpha" like laid paper business cards with raised text. I hope you are taking notes on your microsoft surfaces or whatever it is you guys are using.
    I am such an aaaalllphaaaaaarrrgh.
  • IngramIngram Alaska
    Strung, you silly.
    AryanneAlice
  • PiperPiper Master Crumbs
    I am totally an alpha male. :|
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    AryanneArekaAshmerSetneOmeiPeriluna
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Piper said:

    I am totally an alpha male. :|

    Can confirm this. Awestruck by her burps. Want her babies.

    PiperAshmerHavenSetneBraydenEmelleTeani
  • AshmerAshmer Barefoot Adventurer Life
    Moirean said:

    Piper said:

    I am totally an alpha male. :|

    Can confirm this. Awestruck by her burps. Want her babies.

    You'll have to fight me shirtless for her.

    Tickets only seven dollars. Seats are limited.

    the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine

    open hand or closed fist would be fine

    blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine

    PiperPerilunaVolka

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    Sorry, you wot m8?

    AshmerPeriluna
  • I lost a memory from my childhood reading the last few posts.

    Halp. Where did you go, Santa?
    SetnePeriluna
  • MoireanMoirean Chairmander Portland
    Ashmer said:

    Moirean said:

    Piper said:

    I am totally an alpha male. :|

    Can confirm this. Awestruck by her burps. Want her babies.

    You'll have to fight me shirtless for her.

    Tickets only seven dollars. Seats are limited.
    Fine, but only if we can use all this pudding we just bought. It was on sale. What can I say, I'm a beta.
    PiperAryanneNola
  • AshmerAshmer Barefoot Adventurer Life
    Moirean said:

    Ashmer said:

    Moirean said:

    Piper said:

    I am totally an alpha male. :|

    Can confirm this. Awestruck by her burps. Want her babies.

    You'll have to fight me shirtless for her.

    Tickets only seven dollars. Seats are limited.
    Fine, but only if we can use all this pudding we just bought. It was on sale. What can I say, I'm a beta.
    Only if it's fried chicken pudding. I don't want none of that sissy butterscotch unicorns.

    Edited: Seriously, can we please close this? I can't stop, and I swear I'm never like this.

    the way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine

    open hand or closed fist would be fine

    blood as rare and sweet as cherry wine

    Strung
  • PiperPiper Master Crumbs
    Dude, chocolate cupcake pudding. You have no idea.
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  • AuresaeAuresae Minneapolis
    This is quite possibly the stupidest thread I have ever encountered.
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    AliceAryanneAshmerFurtumHavenTeani
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