AIM/IRC Conversations

Meyvitch

I buy all my rotisserie chicken pre-cooked, problem solved. I honestly don't know how to cook chicken that isn't a frozen chicken breast.

Slyphe

Yes, it's very much a trend that still occurs. In fact, his solution to just about anything is, "HOLD ON LET ME UPLOAD A PICTURE."

Moirean

Aryanne said:

So long, but so worth it.

Teehee.

Haven

Lmao. Oh the memories. I miss mIRC sometimes.

Kikon

That was 8 years ago. Do you feel old yet? I do.

Teani

It's such a good log that it deserves being re-posted over and over.

Mephistoles

I always wanted to know what happened afterwards. Did Razmael get the chicken off the bone? Would his little sister eat the chicken skin? Was the chicken even somewhat edible?

These questions may never have answers.

Volka

I remember this. I laughed so damn hard. Mission :impossible 6: the chicken files

Moirean

[8:58:07 PM] Moi: i need more hos
[8:58:11 PM] Xenia: IM A HO

Moirean

Via Skype chat:

Aarbrok: It makes my mouth go numb and it makes me kinda happy.
Moi: Quoting dat
Aarbrok: If I had a sovereign...

Eleanor

was he talking about the dirt water? That stuff was weird.

Aarbrok

Well I take a tincture of the dirt water extract now...I like it, im kinda hooked.
Kava and Kuzu with Ginseng....My IRL curatives.

Trager

[9:45:43 AM] Taylor H.: balls appear out of nowhere and I kinda love it

Moirean

Moirean

[3:31:06 PM] Rashar: i get items for roux and make them do things when she touches, etc.

Rashar

Sigh.

Last time I ever discuss my credit purchases with Moirean.

Moirean

No context, nothing else said, he just pops online to say this and then go offline again:

Benedicto:
your boobs are being discussed

Rashar

Yeah, that was me. My b.

Moirean

I saw the log. Not the first time Moi's boobs have been involved in a fight.

Moirean

In plug.dj, playing character theme songs:

Moirean: Moi's song

-- starts playing Billy Joel's "She's Always a Woman"

Ashmer: Certainly not Areka's.

Moirean

5:20pmMoirean 34 Town Hall Meeting 23h 39m
5:20pmMoirean SOOOOOON
5:20pmMoirean and then Oleis will give me my pony
5:20pmOleis haha
5:20pmMoirean i can feel it
5:20pmMoirean oh whoa ninja
5:20pmMoirean when did you get here
5:20pmOleis few minutes ago
5:20pmMoirean sneaky
5:21pmMoirean the funny part is that I have a pet token
5:21pmMoirean so once I get around to writing it
5:21pmMoirean you literally can/will give me a pony
5:23pmDJ_Hammer you should give her this
5:23pmDJ_Hammer http://hastebin.com/tojoliyequ.vhdl
5:23pmDJ_Hammer give her the damn pony already
5:23pmMoirean ahahaha
5:24pmMoirean there we go
5:24pmMoirean my pony is customized

Moirean

[9:08:05 PM] Toz: Toz had herpes once
[9:08:07 PM] Trager: ..
[9:08:08 PM] Moi: ....
[9:08:14 PM] Toz: Oleis gave them to me
[9:08:19 PM] Moi: welp pretty much everyone in this skype call does too, now
[9:09:01 PM] Trager: Oh please let me give Ishin herpes.

(and here Olethea and I were just joking about them mating)

Oleis

He wouldn't even let me give him a bagel. I'm pretty sure we're safe on herpes.

ETA: damn it bagel was not a euphemism

Rivas

Speaking of euphemisms:


Moirean:
so yeah I just looked in my meat drawer

Rivas

And because I'm just -that- lucky:


Moirean:
I FOUND SAUSAGES
...
i'm just going to close your window

Moirean

I'm making dinner staaaaahp

Moirean

Moirean
my cat

Moirean
is just sitting here

Moirean
staring at me

Moirean
creeper cat

Toz
'Mooooooom'

Toz
'Moooooooooooommy'

Moirean
he's not being demanding

Moirean
he's just sitting

Moirean
and staring

Toz
0_0

Toz
I'll help him stare

Moirean
and if I look over and say WHAT

Toz
0_0

Moirean
his tail starts to wag and he purrs louder

Toz
0_0

Moirean
omg stop

Toz
0_0

Moirean
....f u

Toz
o_o

Toz
I backed up

Moirean
creeper

Toz
(.)(.)

Moirean
....are you flashing me now?

Moirean
put your shirt back on

Toz
it shows up as two giant dots on my screen

Moirean
it shows up as boobs on mine

Toz
[o] [o]

Moirean
now they are just square boobs

Toz
88

Moirean
wtf 4 boobs

Toz
boob division

Toz
they're multiplying

Moirean
osmoboob

Toz
boobtosis

Moirean
so

Moirean
that conversation just happened

Moirean

So, Aldric and I learned how to do Skype emoticons today...

Aarbrok

Oh, this is the edited version of course....

#unsurehroagh

Moirean

@aarbrok - oh god thank you for sharing these. Best half hour I've spent this week.