Owned Part II

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  • EmirEmir Member Posts: 124 ✭✭✭
    Surely you wouldn't let a little thing like that stop you?
    (Web): Toz says, "Emir's Express Evacuation and Existence Eradicator, Every Experience is Explosive - Experience the Entirety of your Existence!"
  • EliadonEliadon Somewhere Over the RainbowMember Posts: 59 ✭✭✭
    Of course not! You saw the previous page, after all. ;D
    Emir
  • XavinXavin Member Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Aishia is right. I picked up that proud, proud tradition from Tralendar, who was, once upon a time, infamous for indiscriminately dropping singularities during team engagements and dusting as many of his teammates as he did his opponents. So...@Eliadon has picked up the torch.

  • EmirEmir Member Posts: 124 ✭✭✭
    I don't want to explain my joke but I'm going to. Tralendar did indeed kill people indiscriminately, but he got allies and enemies alike. There's a post a few pages back where Xavin managed to drop a bunch of bombs and killed literally no one but allies at a lesser. I don't know where Eliadon dropped this set of bombs or why but the players killed were all spirit tethered people. 


    (Web): Toz says, "Emir's Express Evacuation and Existence Eradicator, Every Experience is Explosive - Experience the Entirety of your Existence!"
  • BenedictoBenedicto Tentacles Errywhere! Member Posts: 565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So me, @Aisling and @Dzekk are getting ready to rush into a lesser to administer five full finger bones to the cages of the enemy. Aisling, hyped with excitement, begins to kai up on Dzekk. We rush in. We get merc'd.

    The scene: Dzekk, Aisling and Benedicto are one room out from Eno, prepping to go back.

    21:04:45 (Web): Dzekk says, "???"
    21:05:19 (Web): Dzekk says, "Son of a."
    21:05:26 (Web): Dzekk says, "I HAD NO AXES AGAIN."
    21:05:28 (Web): Aisling says, "Omg."
    21:05:31 (Web): Aisling says, "How."
    21:05:33 (Web): Dzekk says, "BECAUSE AISL KNOCKED THEM OUT OF MY HANDS."
    21:05:36 (Web): Aisling says, "OH GOD."
    21:05:37 (Web): Dzekk says, "Where was my gripping."
    21:05:38 (Web): Aisling says, "IM SORRY."
    21:05:39 (Web): You say, "XD."
    21:05:41 (Web): You say, "XD XD XD."
    21:05:42 (Web): Aisling says, "1682."
    21:05:45 (Web): Aisling says, "IM SO SORRY."
    21:05:45 (Web): You say, "OWNT."

    DzekkVyxsisAislingIshin
  • BenedictoBenedicto Tentacles Errywhere! Member Posts: 565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wow.

  • DzekkDzekk A training courtyard surrounded by archesMember Posts: 57 ✭✭✭
    You have recovered balance on all limbs.
    [EqBal Queue]: stand>>wipe left>>wipe right>>dsk kamui left leg trauma right leg numbing
    You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.
    There are no venoms on that item at present.
    Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the venoms from an iron mace.
    Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    Your rebounding defence has been stripped.
    You empower your left-hand weapon with trauma, targeting the left leg.
    You empower your right-hand weapon with numbing, and target the right leg.
    You use Battlefury Doublestrike on Kamui.
    You slam an iron mace down on Kamui's left leg, his flesh giving under the blow.
    Kamui has 42.23 damage on their left leg (+ 4.23)
    The attack rebounds back onto you!
    Your left leg breaks from all the damage.
    You are afflicted with left_leg_damaged.
    You have gained: left_leg_damaged
    You are afflicted with left_leg_broken.
    You are afflicted with: shivering, wraith, left_leg_damaged
    You have gained: left_leg_broken
    Your left leg has taken 4.41% damage.
    You are afflicted with: shivering, left_leg_broken, wraith, left_leg_damaged
    You jerk your body to the side, lessening the blow.
    Health Lost: 258, blunt, brute
    As an iron mace strikes yourself's left leg, it sends a pulse of destructive power into it.
    Your left leg has taken 5.59% damage.
    You slam an iron mace down on Kamui's right leg, his flesh giving under the blow.
    Kamui has 21.5 damage on their right leg (+ 4.23)
    The attack rebounds back onto you!
    Your right leg has taken 4.41% damage.
    Health Lost: 275, blunt, brute
    A blast of energy surges into your right leg from an iron mace.
    You are afflicted with right_leg_numbed.
    You have gained: right_leg_numbed
    Balance Used: 2.50 seconds
    You are afflicted with: shivering, right_leg_numbed, left_leg_broken, wraith, left_leg_damaged
    [FirstAid]: smoke reishi
    You take a long drag off your pipe filled with reishi.
    Reishi pipe has 8 puffs remaining.
    [FirstAid]: sip health
    You take a drink of an elixir of health from a sapphire crystal vial.
    Health Gain: 1228
    The elixir heals and soothes you.
    Kamui has lost: rebounding
    Kamui's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    Kamui razes your speed defence with a large flanged greatmaul.
    Your speed defence has been stripped.
    -12:34:33-[H:6434(100%)|M:5067(100%)|E:60%|W:70%|B:0|XP:74.53%][csdb e-] < -h-- ftr a- >
    Kamui is afflicted with: engaged
    Kamui takes a long drag off his pipe filled with reishi.
    [FirstAid]: sip speed
    You take a drink of an elixir of speed from a sapphire crystal vial.
    You may smoke another herb.
    -12:34:33-[H:6434(100%)|M:5067(100%)|E:60%|W:70%|B:0|XP:74.53%][csdb e-] < -h-p ftr a- >
    Your broken legs cause you to fall to the ground in a heap.


    OOPS.
    (The Front Line): Aishia says, "U better check yourself before u Dzekk urself."
    MykellahVyxsis
  • MykellahMykellah EnorianMember Posts: 49 ✭✭
    I've done similar in Imperian during a raid defence without even realizing it until I was ded.

    "Courage is the soul of life"
  • VyxsisVyxsis VyxsisMember Posts: 93 ✭✭✭
    blah blah blah @Dzekk thinks he's been owned, but buddy, lemme tell ya, u ain't been owned until you been owned like this

    https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/KfaonDII

    savage
    Indoran'i is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)
    You ease yourself out of the Tiger stance.
    You sink back into the menacing stance of the Scorpion.
    Jaymi sinks into the wholly unintimidating stance of the Jaymi.
    (Tells): From afar, Mephistoles hisses harshly to you, "Hey baby, show me your ovipositor?"
    (Research): Cariv says, "Itsa me, Buggio."
  • TozToz Member Posts: 2,153 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Being owned by automation IRL is the next stop for humanity, choo choo.


    RIPjetta - Today at 2:52 AM
    @Nosfezzratu ^(\w+)\ uses (.+) Fitness.$ is the line i think i use, if u dont have it
    'if they can be locked lock them otherwise follow the stack' is how my carni stuff works

    HorvatzBOT - Today at 2:55 AM
    why dont u fuckin cure

    (Oasis): Azzello says, "I'll still never forget the first time I saw Toz throwing hammers."
    (Oasis): Azzello says, "I freaked out and thought they had somehow managed to pull me into them."
    (Oasis): Azzello says, "So I tumbled away from my team and into theirs."


    Vyxsis
  • VyxsisVyxsis VyxsisMember Posts: 93 ✭✭✭
    Toz said:

    Being owned by automation IRL is the next stop for humanity, choo choo.

    i just gotta say... anyone who's used a "phone menu" knows we've been getting owned by automation irl for years...
    Indoran'i is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)
    You ease yourself out of the Tiger stance.
    You sink back into the menacing stance of the Scorpion.
    Jaymi sinks into the wholly unintimidating stance of the Jaymi.
    (Tells): From afar, Mephistoles hisses harshly to you, "Hey baby, show me your ovipositor?"
    (Research): Cariv says, "Itsa me, Buggio."
  • VyxsisVyxsis VyxsisMember Posts: 93 ✭✭✭
    i was innocently looking for some lifers that the vine-zombie-things might need help fighting, when suddenly...

    https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/cT20SPrB

    so completely owned XD
    Indoran'i is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)
    You ease yourself out of the Tiger stance.
    You sink back into the menacing stance of the Scorpion.
    Jaymi sinks into the wholly unintimidating stance of the Jaymi.
    (Tells): From afar, Mephistoles hisses harshly to you, "Hey baby, show me your ovipositor?"
    (Research): Cariv says, "Itsa me, Buggio."
    Pazradym
  • AxiusAxius where I amMember Posts: 166 ✭✭✭
    I dunno if I got owned in a bad way... or an awesome way.. thanks RNJesus?

    You spin the massive wheel, its runes flickering and the hollow bones clicking
    against each other with an eerie rattle.

    You say, "I want skill gain."

    The massive wheel comes to a stop with a sickly flash of green light. It
    shudders for a moment before rewarding you with a Skull Token.
    You have been given an aged skull token.

    You blink.

    Mouth gaping open wide, you stare at an aged skull token in shock.
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